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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action; the contestants had to rock out with the rock 'n roll genre. The Slakings were divided into the Lucarios and the Charizards because of their losing streak. Mason targeted Ivory, who went through hell because of him. Striker was kidnapped by Farra…again! The Lucarios continued their winning streak after the last challenge, which was trashing a hotel room! Shade went off the deep end and wrecked the room and intentionally hurting himself. The Lucarios won because of that, but they still lost Shade. The Charizards were sent to elimination, and Ivory, who had been 'exposed' because of Mason, was eliminated, along with Anthony, who did nothing. Who will Mason target tonight? Will Kai ever say something? Will the Charizards lose again? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!
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"Okay, Kevin who is the best target right now?" asked Mason, attempting to see if he still had his normal attitude.
"Target for what?" asked Kevin confused.
"To be voted off!" yelled Mason.
"Aww…you didn't have to yell at me", said Kevin. "I say that smart green bug thing should go."
"Oh…Vina is next", said Mason under his breath. "She's super smart, so it really makes sense."
"What radar? Is there one on the ground?" asked Kevin as he lied on the ground. "Hi concrete, make me a sandwich."
Mason groaned, "I guess I'm gonna have to make a list of people to get rid on my team."
"SANDWICH!"
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Mason: I wish I could have Kevin back the way he was. This new Kevin really annoying!
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Kevin: (eating a sandwich) Sandwich!
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"Okay, we successfully got rid of Anthony yesterday, and now it's time to get rid of Cramad", said Carman.
"Ok, but did you update the list because we have Slakings on our team now?" asked Solis.
"Of course", said Carman handing her the list.
Cramad
Vina
Freezeo
Volante
Summer
Marie
Ray
Kevin
Leon
Ebony
Flame
Mason
Vile
"Okay, this is good too", said Solis.
"So Cramad is definitely next to get rid of", said Dew
"Right", said Morgan.
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Leon asked Vina, Volante, Freezeo, Cramad, Summer, and Ray to meet him near the gate.
"Okay Leon, what do you want?" asked Vina.
"And why are we here so early?" asked Freezeo, yawning.
"I want to make an alliance with you all", said Leon smiling.
"Why?" asked Ray.
"We all want to make it far, and you guys are the only guys I trust on the team", said Leon.
"What about everyone else?" asked Summer.
"Flame is the captain, Marie is the co-captain, Farra is always stalking Striker, Ebony is pissed that his girlfriend was embarrassed and then voted off, Mason and Vile scare me, Kevin is insane now, and Carman, Solis, Sabrina, Dew, and Morgan have been acting suspicious", explained Leon.
"Point taken", said Freezeo.
"Okay, so do you guys want to be in the alliance?" asked Leon.
"Sure", said Vina.
"Eh", said Volante.
"I'll be in it", said Freezeo.
"Okay", said Ray.
"Fine", said Summer.
"Whatever", said Cramad.
"Great! Now our first order of business is to find out what Carman and the others are doing", said Leon.
Mason, who was walking back to the trailers, stopped and heard the every word.
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Mason: (angrily) Another alliance! Great, just great, now I have more work to do!
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Leon: This is great! I have an alliance with a smart girl, a strong guy, a silly guy, a joker, a feisty girl, and Cramad. Together we are unstoppable!
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Striker was hopping around the lot, trying to find his team. He hopped to the Lucarios' males' trailer and bumped into the door multiple times. To Striker's surprise, Ded opened the door and looked down at the cocoon Pokemon.
"Striker? Where have you been?" asked Ded as he picked his friend up.
"Farra took me to a restaurant and then to a porno", said Striker plainly.
"Wow, she's really crazy isn't she?" asked Ded.
"Yeah", said Striker. "So why are you in here?"
"Mew and Victini dissolved our team because be kept losing, so now Skore, Laxish, M.P.S., Spiro, and I are on the Lucarios and Ebony, Vina, Volante, Mason, and Kevin are on the Charizards", explained Ded.
"Wow, well can I be on this team?" asked Striker.
"Sure", said Ded.
"Hooray!" shouted Striker, waking up the guys.
"What's going on?" asked Darren.
"Striker came here because he didn't know our team was dissolved", said Ded.
"Finally, he's back!" said Spiro.
"What do you mean?" asked Klavier.
"Almost everyday, he gets kidnapped by Farra and taken somewhere else", said Skore.
"Yeah, and it is really annoying", said Laxish.
"So now we have an extra player?" asked Spike.
"Yeah, pretty much", said Sparky.
"Now we have a bigger advantage over the Charizards", said Jesse.
"Yeah, this should be easier now", said Demenio.
"You'd better hope so", said Cano.
"Yeah, we all better hope so…but right now, let's get some more sleep", said Jesse.
"CASTMATES! COME ON DOWN! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"SCREW YOU!" shouted Striker as he went to bed.
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Mew and Victini were patiently waiting for the competitors to arrive…but they hadn't shown up. After about 10 minutes, they still hadn't shown up. Agitated, they used their psychic moves to teleport the contestants all there. They dropped them on the ground.
"What the hell Mew?" asked Summer.
"Hey, we were waiting for you guys to get here", said Victini shrugging his shoulders. "Then we got tired and brought you all here."
"Well, that's what we call sleeping", said Vile folding her arms.
"Whatever, it's time for today's challenge", said Mew.
All of the contestants stood silently, awaiting their torture, which shocked Mew and Victini.
"You all aren't upset anymore?" asked Mew.
"No, we are, we're just too tired to do anything", said Lila yawned.
"Yeah, don't worry, today's genre will be sure to wake you all up", said Victini.
"What is it?" asked Vixen, while yawning.
"It's the myth/legend movie!" shouted Mew.
"I'm outta here", said Spiro indefinitely as he started sliding away.
"Oh, no you don't!" said Mew, picking up the Spiral Pokemon.
"Now, you all only have 3 challenges, so don't go all crazy on us", said Victini. "The first challenge is to track down the Abominable Snow-mon."
"Wait, isn't that just a myth?" asked Marie.
"You'd think so", said Mew.
"I thought those things only live in the Himalayas", stated Cramad.
"They do, but we tracked one down and brought it here, now it's roaming the lot", said Victini smiling.
Everyone looked around slightly frightened.
"I love seeing fear on your faces", said Mew dreamily.
"Now, get going and when you see him, catch him and back to us", said Victini.
Everyone looked at each other nervously before heading in different directions with their teams.
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"Okay, so we need to find a big, s-scary, f-frozen Pokemon, that seems easy", stuttered Skore.
"Not really, he could be hiding anywhere", said Darren.
"He's right over there", said Sonan pointing to a Pokemon that was unrecognizable. It was all white, had green sections on its arms and legs, along with glowing pink eyes.
"Wait a minute", said Demenio squinting. "That's not an Abominable Snow-mon, that's an Abomasnow!"
"So that's what people have been mistaking Abominable Snow-mon for", said Sola.
"Well, whether it's a real Pokemon or not, we need to catch it", said Klavier. "And even though it has about 7 weaknesses, I'm not going near it."
"Same here", agreed Striker.
"Whatever, we'll go", said Clash as her and the rest of the team walked towards the 'cryptid', and attempted to catch it.
The Abomasnow turned around and upon seeing the Lucarios, used Blizzard, knocking most of them back, except for the ice and fire-types. The Abomasnow ran off, leaving the Lucarios in the snow.
"Crap", said Lila.
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"This is the craziest challenge we've ever done", said Leon folding his arms.
"What about jumping off of the cliff?" asked Volante.
"Racing through the minefield?" asked Ray.
"Almost pissing ourselves for money?" asked Summer.
"And what about what we've done now?" asked Dew. "Like being pelted with random objects."
"Being taken one by one", said Morgan.
"Being blown up with paint", said Marie.
"Okay, point taken, but my point is ow do they think we're supposed to find an Abominable Snow-mon?" asked Leon.
"Well, we could always watch the flying Mankeys of Albuquerque at have them lead the way", said Kevin grinning.
Everyone stared in confusion.
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Summer: What?
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Vina: That made no sense
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Ray: I like new Kevin!
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Kevin: GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES?! *holds plates full of waffles*
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Kevin was eating waffles with Ray, while the others continued looking for the 'cryptid'. As they left, they noticed that Ray and Kevin weren't following them.
"Oh great", said Sabrina. "We lost them."
"Let's go back and get them before something bad happens ", said Summer, worried about Ray.
"Fine", said Ebony, slightly annoyed.
As they all turned around and went back, they were surprised with what they saw. Ray and Kevin were still eating the waffles…but the Abomasnow was eating with them.
"Uh…" started Solis.
Kevin and Ray noticed everyone staring at the Abomasnow, and decided to explain.
"Don't worry guys, this is Kenny, he is the Abomasnow Mew and Victini paid to do the challenge", said Ray.
"And he's really tall", said Kevin dreamily.
"Yes! This means we won!" cheered Leon.
Mason grinned mischievously and used hypnosis on Cramad. Cramad snuck around the team and went towards the Abomasnow.
"Get outta here! We'll find you again later", yelled Cramad, causing the team to stare in shock. The Abomasnow smiled and waved before walking away.
"Cramad! Why did you do that?!" yelled Freezeo.
Mason let Cramad free from his control, causing her to hold her head with her claw. "What just happened?"
Her team glared at her.
"What?"
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The Lucarios all got back up and were now searching the lot for the Abomasnow.
"We almost had it!" yelled Jesse.
"I know, but it used Blizzard", said Ded. "That slowed us down."
"And scored a super-effective hit on Klavier", added Laxish, pointing to a frozen Klavier, who was being carried by Kai.
"Well, I doubt that we'll see it again any time soon', said Demenio before bumping into something. He looked up and saw that it was the same Abomasnow from before.
"Nice job baby", said Sola, kissing him.
"Okay, sneaking didn't work last time, so we'll have to take it by force", said Ded, getting closer to the Abomasnow.
"Wait, I can talk to him!" said Sonan as he ran up to him.
"Sonan wait!" yelled Lila.
Sonan walked up to the Abomasnow and asked, "Mister, can you come with us to help us with a challenge please?"
The Abomasnow stared at Sonan, who stared back. The entire team was anxious as to what would happen.
Soon enough, the Abomasnow picked up Sonan and put him on his shoulder. "C'mon guys!" yelled Sonan as his team started to follow him. "To Mew and Victini!"
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"Do you really think they'll find the Abomasnow?" asked Victini.
"They better not find him easily, we paid him $176.00", answered Mew.
Soon after he said that, the Lucarios approached them with the Abomasnow.
"Well, the Lucarios win!"
"Hooray!" yelled Skore.
"CHARIZARDS, REPORT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE LOT IMMEDIATELY!"
The Charizards reappeared to them right before their eyes.
"How did you get here so fast?" asked Mew.
"I know teleport", said Solis plainly.
"Well, you all lost!" announced Victini.
The Charizards all glared at Cramad. "What did I do?"
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"Okay, the next challenge is to keep away from Slendermon ", said Mew.
"S-slendermon?" asked Spiro.
"What is Slendermon?" asked Sabrina.
"Slendermon is a legend about a Ditto who was born with a face. It transforms into a skinny man wearing a black suit with tentacles to scare the crap out of people. It is also known to kidnap kids and adults…luckily the only kids here are Spike and Sonan", said Mew.
"But you guys are adults", said Vile smiling.
"Moving on", said Mew quickly. "If you see him, it is wise to run. The signs that he is nearby are when you suddenly get a terrible migraine, nausea, sweating, you see nothing but rainbow colors, and if a camera goes to static."
"So what happens if he catches us?" asked Dew.
"You get taken away somewhere until one person is left. The last person standing wins it for their team."
"Any questions?" asked Victini.
Everyone raised their appendages.
"NO QUESTIONS! NOW GO!"
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Sparky: My bros and I have heard of Slendermon many times. It was our dad's idea of a great bedtime story. No Dr. Zangoose, No Choo Bear, only Slendermon rapes kid, night-night
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"I hate this challenge", said Striker. "I get kidnapped almost everyday by Farra, and now I have a creepy guy after me?"
"Hey, it could be worse", said Klavier.
"How?" asked Striker.
Farra teleported to the lot grabbed Striker and teleported away.
"Wow, that was weird", said Sola.
"That's what we have to deal with everyday", said M.P.S. sighing.
"Is he coming back?" asked Luna.
"Yeah, he will be back later tonight, or at elimination", responded Ded.
"Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's go before that Slendermon finds us", said Clash.
"AUUGHHH!" yelled Sparky clutching his head.
"What's wrong sweetie?" asked Luna.
"My head is killing me!" he yelled.
"Wait, isn't that a sign that he's nearby?" asked Lila nervously.
Everyone looked around frantically before deciding the best thing to do in that situation…RUN!
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The Charizards were doing okay with the challenge. No one had been kidnapped yet, and they were trying to be extremely cautious.
All of a sudden, as they turned a corner, Morgan spoke up, "Suddenly I don't feel so good."
"Me neither", added Leon, holding his stomach.
"I'm melting", said Freezeo, as he started dripping.
"Yeah, I am too", said Summer. "And I'm a fire type."
They ignored the symptoms that they were having and continued walking forward. Mason thought that this would be a great idea to control Cramad, and he took it the chance.
"SLENDERMON COME GET US! WE'RE BY THE LOT CAFÉ!" yelled Cramad, causing her team to glare at her.
"Why would you do that?!" asked Vile.
Mason took his control off of her as he was starting to love watching his victims squirm for an explanation.
"I didn't do anything!" said Cramad.
"Yeah right, you didn't just tell Slendermon to come get us?" asked Ebony.
"That's right", said Cramad.
"Um…guys?" asked Ray, slightly terrified.
"Not now Ray", said Carman, who was still glaring at Cramad.
"It's important", said Ray in a hurried tone. Ray saw a suited figure walking towards them. It had a pink face, long arms, long legs, tentacles, and a blue tie.
"How important?" asked Vina, still glaring a Cramad.
"REALLY IMPORTANT!" yelled Ray in an angry tone, causing everyone to jump and turn to him.
"What is so damn important?" asked Sabrina before seeing the figure in front of them.
"S-Slendermon", said Freezeo terrified.
There was a moment of silence, before Kevin broke it, "YAY! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
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"Okay, we're doing well so far, we haven't seen any strange things happening anymore", said Spike.
"Awesome, so we're in the clear", said Darren before hearing screaming.
Soon enough, they saw Flame, Marie, Mason, Volante, Vina, and Ebony all running towards them.
"Whoa, what happened to you guys' team?" asked Sally.
"Cramad made Slendermon come to us and it took all of our team members, but we managed to escape somehow", explained Vina."
"So, what are you gonna do now?" asked Sparky.
"Well, we were thinking about…hanging with your team", said Volante sheepishly.
"Uh…I didn't agree with this", said Ebony.
"Deal with it!" shouted Marie.
"Well, I guess you guys could, but-AAUUGHHHH!" yelled Darren, holding his fins to his head.
"Oh crap, he's nearby", said Spike looking around.
"We need to get out of here!" yelled Klavier.
Suddenly, the strange figure appeared before them. Ebony got behind Cano and pushed him towards it before running. Cano growled and chased after him, with the others following.
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Striker and Farra were both at Pokestar Studios.
"Why are we here?" asked Striker annoyed.
"We are going to make a special movie…all about our love", said Farra.
"No…freakin'…way", said Striker as he hopped away.
Farra caught up to him and stopped him, looking sad, "Why do you keep doing that?"
"Doing what?" asked Striker annoyed.
"You keep running away from our love", said Farra.
Striker snapped, "Love? LOVE?! THERE IS NO LOVE BETWEEN US! ALL YOU DO IS KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME SOMEWHERE CRAZY TO DO SOMETHING WITHOUT MY CONSENT! I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU LOVE ME BUT SERIOUSLY WHY CAN'T YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU BACK?!"
Farra started tearing up and started to cry. She grabbed Striker and teleported them back to the lot, where she put him down and teleported away.
"Man, I feel like a douchebag", sighed Striker.
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Farra: I-I can't believe he doesn't love me, he just, I-I don't understand. *cries*
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Striker: Hey, don't look at me like that. I know what I did was wrong, but seriously, what would you do if you had an unstoppable stalker. *sighs* I guess I'll have to apologize…in 2 weeks, tops.
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The Lucarios and remaining Charizards all ran inside the horror movie set, which was a very bad move.
"Thanks a lot Ebony, now we are in the place where he is most likely to search", said Vina.
"You're welcome", said Ebony.
"Well, we might as well sit here until Slendermon finds us", said Spiro.
Soon enough, Slendermon popped out from nowhere in from of them, causing everyone to scream and the lights to go out momentarily.
Everyone was gone.
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Mew and Victini had brought all of the contestants back to the middle of the lot.
"The Lucarios win!" announced Mew.
"What?!" everyone asked. Even the Lucarios were shocked.
" Yeah, you see, Striker was still on the lot after you all were kidnapped, and because he was on the Lucarios, they won", explained Victini.
"What about Farra?" asked Solis.
"She teleported away from the lot, because she didn't know about this challenge", said Mew. "So it's Cramad's fault you lost."
The Charizards glared at Cramad, who looked at them confused. Upon seeing her face, Mason grinned.
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Mason: Perfect
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"Okay, it's time for your third challenge…finding a pot of gold!"
Everyone got excited upon hearing about gold.
"Yeah, you have to find the gold and bring it back to us", said mew smiling, causing the other contestants to groan.
"Well, how are we supposed to find it?" asked Striker.
"Go to the end of the rainbow", said Victini pointing up at a rainbow.
"Wow, it looks like a bunch of Skittles!" shouted Kevin.
"Is his head screwed on correctly?" asked Victini.
"He doesn't have a neck", said Leon.
"Oh, right, well whatever, go find the gold! And let us tell you, it won't be easy", said Mew.
The contestants all ran off towards the end of the rainbow, but they didn't know which way was the end. Mason hypnotized Cramad into saying that they should go left, in which they did.
"Well, I guess we have to go right", said Spike.
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The Lucarios were going their way towards the rainbow edge, when Skore broke the silence. "So, Striker, why are you back so early?"
Striker sighed, "I got tired of Farra always kidnapping me and keeping me from competing, even though I'll never win, so I ended up yelling at her, and she cried and brought me back here."
"Well, you did what you had to do", said Spiro.
"You didn't have to yell at her though", said Lila.
"Yeah", agreed Luna.
"She was kidnapping me everyday, what was I supposed to do, let her keep doing it and have her rape me later on?" asked Striker.
"You could've just told her to leave you alone, did you ever think of that?" asked Sally.
"Oh no, that doesn't work, trust us. We've dealt with her everyday, when you tell her to leave him alone, she does crazier things", said Laxish.
"Yeesh, you've got it hard my friend", said Klavier.
"Okay, we've got my problem situated, now can we just find the gold?" asked Striker.
Everyone stayed quiet as they continued walking.
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The Charizards were getting closer to the rainbow's edge, and they soon saw, as they neared it, that they were at the wrong side.
"Cramad!" yelled Summer.
Cramad was tired of defending and just asked, "What did I do now?"
"You told us to go the wrong way", said Dew.
"Sorry", she said unenthusiastically.
"We need to hurry before the Lucarios get there!" yelled Carman.
Solis smiled, "Easy."
Solis used teleport and sent them to the other end of the rainbow, I second before the Lucarios made it. A figure was waiting for them as Leon picked up the gold.
"WHO DARES TOUCH MY GOLD?!" it bellowed.
"Um…us", said Leon.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!"
Most of the contestants recognized the voice, and sighed. "Egridos, get out here!" yelled Summer.
"Aw man", said Egridos as he came out from behind a bush. "How did you know it was me?"
"We recognized your voice", said Cano.
"Oh"
"What are you doing here?" asked Sabrina.
"I'm the guardian of this gold!"
Everyone looked at each other, before bursting out laughing.
"Hey, I'm serious!" Egridos said.
"Oh please Egridos, step aside and let us get the gold", said Solis as she grabbed the gold from Leon. Egridos grabbed her and took the gold from her before putting her back down.
"This is my gold and my dinner, you are not taking it", said Egridos.
"Oh well you asked for it", said Lila smirking cruelly.
"Asked for what?"
"GET HIM!" everyone yelled before pouncing on the pour ghost-type. Many screams and punches were heard as Egridos dropped the gold.
Since everyone was too busy pummeling him, they didn't notice they he didn't have the gold anymore. Sonan, who didn't jump on him, saw the gold and grabbed it. He then realized he needed to leave before he was tackled. He saw that Spike's tail was out of the pile, and he pulled him out.
"Ow! What the heck man?" asked Spike to his friend.
Sonan showed him that he had the gold, in which Spike looked at him amazed. "How did you get it?"
"I have my ways", said Sonan smiling. "Now let's go before the other team notices."
"Right!" said Spike as Sonan climbed on his back.
Spike flew away quickly, as everyone stopped beating Egridos.
"Wait, where's the gold?" asked Leon.
"YAY! FLYING DOLLY!" yelled Kevin as he watched Sonan and Spike fly towards the middle of the lot.
"YES! KEEP GOING GUYS!" yelled Lila.
"That's what she said", laughed Leon.
Carman growled as she hopped on Vina's back. "What are you doing?"
"Fly!" yelled Carman as Vina flew towards the two kids.
"Oh no, Spike, they're catching up!" yelled Sonan.
"Oh no they're not, hang on!" yelled Spike as he folded his wings like a jet, causing him to go faster.
Mason, thinking that this was a good time to sabotage Vina as well, tried to hypnotize her. But, because of her advanced brain, it only worked long enough for her to crash into a building.
Spike and Sonan made it to the middle of the lot, securing the win for their team.
"The Lucarios win again! Charizards you suck!"
The Lucarios cheered as the Charizards glared back at them.
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Mason: Cramad and Vina are out at last
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Flame: Cramad
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Marie: Cramad
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Freezeo: Our alliance is voting for Cramad
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Leon: Sorry Cramad, even though you're part of the alliance, you screwed up
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Carman: Cramad was my target, but Vina crashed me into a building! She is out
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Solis: Vina
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Dew: Vina
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Morgan: Vina
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Kevin: FRIED MANKEY!
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At the Ceremony
"Alright, you know the drill when I call your name, you're safe", said Mew. "Flame, Marie, Mason, Farra, Solis, Sabrina, Dew, Carman, Morgan, Freezeo, Vile, Leon, Ray, Summer, Volante, Mason, and Kevin."
"What?" asked Vina and Volante.
"Ebony, Vina, Cramad, you are the bottom three, and the last plushie goes to...
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"Yes! Oh uh…sorry Vina."
"How am I out?" asked Vina.
"You crashed me into a building!" yelled Carman.
"You jumped on my back without my consent!" yelled Vina.
"Oh well, too bad", said Mew as he used psychic to throw her and Cramad into the Lame-O-Sine.
"Well, Charizards…you suck, I'll see you all tomorrow."
The Charizards went to their trailers.
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Vile: Day three of being under the radar. This is going good so far! Pretty soon, I'll win this game!
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Shocking eliminations! Poor Vina, she only did one bad thing and she still got the boot. Leon's new alliance also just lost 2 of its members already! Will Leon's alliance made it far? Will Mason keep being Scott? Will the Charizards turn into the Toxic Rats? "FOURTH WALL!" Oh, I forgot *snaps fingers and Egridos disappears* That's better. Well, I'll see you next time with another episode of Total…Pokemon…ACTION!