Battle of Sanities Chapter 5
A/N: Sup! How is everybody? Well, I'm still a little nervous on how this will all end up. And it IS only one of my first fanfics. Also, there is something I need to address before we go any further. I just noticed, when I was finishing up last chapter, that I forgot to add the Rake, Suicide Mouse, Suicide Sqidward, if that is the name of the creepy pasta, and Smile Dog into the fanfic! I'm sorry I forgot about them! So just act like they are there but in the background or something! I had TOTALLY forgot about them. Well, it looks like we got that settled, shall we got on with the disclaimer? And yes, I know I forgot that in the third chapter but I had already said it twice so I don't really care. And why I am mentioning it... I have NO idea. Jeff, disclaimer please?
Jeff: Starflight doesn't own anything. The only thing she owns is the plot here.
Me: Thank you Jeffy! On to the story!
It was the second day and they were all sitting around the table eating breakfast, just as silently as before. Everyone was just sitting around poking at their variety of foods. The silence was broken by two screams, followed by loud thuds and crashes. Next thing they know, Jeff had come tumbling down the stairs and he ran into the kitchen. He turned and glared at Slender and growled out, "What the f**k did you do?!"
"What do you mean by that?" Slender replied, as calmly as ever. "You know what I'm talking about! Don't act like you don't!" Jeff yelled back at him. "Jeff! Calm down, what happened?" Jane asked. "Go see for yourself! The thing is in my bedroom! It was laying on the bed with me when I woke up!" Jeff shouted angrily. They went upstairs and what they found surprised them all. Even Slender who knew about what they saw was still mildly shocked.
In the farthest corner of the room was the Sane Jeff, curled up in a little ball on the floor. He looked toward the Creepys and his eyes lit up. He jumped up and ran over to them, as if they would disappear if he waited too long. When he was almost right in front of them he lounged onto Liu. Liu had barely caught him and they had almost fell over. Jeff started to laugh and if spread to Liu. They were both so happy, for the moment they had each other. A few seconds later, Liu had set him down and the instant he did something had come out and scratched Jeff across the face, barely missing him.
They look over to the object and see that it was a knife, stabbed into the wall. After seeing the knife, all of the Creepys, other than Jeff and Liu, knew who had thrown the knife. Jeff, was the first word on their minds. Next thing they know, Insane Jeff runs into the room and tackles the Sane Jeff and they wrestle around on the ground. The others, especially Liu, try to get the Insane Jeff, off of the other. It takes a few minutes until Slender rips the Insane side off of the Sane part.
"Stay off of him! You are NOT to hurt him while he is to stay! It does not matter the situation! No harm is to come to him! Do you hear me?!" Slendy roared at the attacker. "Grrrr! Fine! But I'm not going to be his babysitter or anything of that sort!" Jeff reasoned. "Alright, I don't really care about that part. There are many people here, we can find someone else." Slender said, brushing that matter off.
"Oh! Oh! Hahaha! Can I?! Hahaha! Can I?!" LJ laughed out. "How about we let the one that said person will be guiding choose?" Ticci suggested. "Alright, so who do you want to guide you around and introduce you to be?" Slender questioned Jeff. "Umm... If I could choose anybody, it would have be... Eyeless Jack." Jeff answered. "Alright, everyone can go and do whatever. Jack, please stay here and introduce yourself and then guide him around and properly introduce him to the rest. Thank you." Slender Man said and everyone in the room scattered.
"Well, let's get started then, shall we? Let us start with some formal introductions. Who should start us off?" Jack said after the rest of the creatures left the room. Jeff replied back with, "I don't really care who goes first. You can if you want." "Well then, my name is Eyeless Jack, but you can call me EJ if you would like... Do I have to go more in depth, or did you read/hear my story before?" Jack said, starting them off. "Don't worry, I have read all of your stories. All but, apparently, mine, and Jane's." Jeff reassured.
"Good, then I won't have to do as much talking as I thought I would. Well then, your turn." Jack sighed. "My name if Jeff, Jeffery Woods is my full name. You might want to call me Jeffery so I don't get mixed up with my other side." 'Jeffery' stated. "Yeah, that might be a good idea. I couldn't come up with another name for you two so I can call you something else and we all get confused." Jeff said back, slightly relieved.
"Well that's good. What kind of names did you brainstorm earlier?" Jeffery implored. "Haha! You are gonna think that I am SO stupid once you hear them! I don't think you need or want to know!" Jack said, trying to make sure that the boy won't know what they are. It didn't do much good anyway. "Come on? My you please tell me?" Jeffery said trying to get the information out of the other using sweet talk.
They kept going back and forth the whole time they walked around the building. They finally came to a stop at a plain, dark oak door. It was in the same hallways with the bedrooms where in, but this one was at the farthest end of the hall. It had an oval, golden, and slightly rusted door handle. Not only that, but it would always make this weird, creaking noise when it was opened or closed. Jeff wasn't a big fan of the sound, it made him feel like he was in a horror movie every time the sound emitted from the hinges.
"Fine, but only one name I made for you guys, and that is IT!" Jack gave in with a sigh. "Yes! I finally made you crack! I thought it would never work for a while there!" Jeffery said proudly. Jack sweat dropped and mumbled to him, "One of the names I thought about for you guys was Jeff #1 and Jeff #2. That was one of the least embarrassing ones too..." Jeff just stood there for a minute staring at him. After a few seconds he just bursted out laughing and it only resulted in everyone hearing the laughter to turn in the direction and Jack to start pouting.
"Wow Jeffery, you are so nice!" Jack said sarcastically. "I know right?!" Jeffery laughed back. "Well, anyway, this is your room. I hope you like it!" Jack told him and grabbed the door handle. He turned it and pushed it open to reveal a largish, neutral colored room. It had a bed in the farthest corner, across from that was a large closet and a small, dark bedside table next to the head of the bed. On the remaining wall was a small dresser and a big desk with a computer on it and a huge, plush computer chair sitting in front of it. There was also a door that lead right to a small bathroom, the other room had a small bathtub, a toilet, a sink, a small linen closet and a small towel rack.
"Well, I hope you like it! If you need anything just call. I shall leave you alone for a while to get settled in. Have a nice stay at the Slender Mansion, good day." With that he left down the hall. The boy walked in and sat down on the bed. It wasn't too hard, but it wasn't too soft. He got up after a few minutes and walked over to the closet, he opened the door and looked inside. It had several sets of clothing, just some pants, shirts, and at the bottom, some shoes.
He moved to the dresser and opened the top drawer and found son is and underwear, the middle drawer had more pants in it. The last drawer had even more shirts. "Wow, these people know how to properly organize their belongings." Jeffery said to himself, impressed at his hosts organizational skills. He then made his way to the bathroom, he inspected it a bit and went to the desk. He found the computer and the system to be a fairly new model. The desk was a normal desk, with the dark wood and there was a filing cabinet next to it. It was also a dark color, to match the rest of the room.
A/N: I shall stop there! I am REALLY sorry for the late update guys! My schedule is pretty messed up this week and I haven't been getting much sleep recently. I hope you guys liked it, until next time in chapter 6! Starflight out! Peace!