Time for the fourth installment of Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum!
"Let's hope that I get fed a lot!" said Liksur smiling.
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"Hello and welcome back to Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum!" announced Monica. "I'm your host Monica and this is my boyfriend and co-host Chandler!"
Chandler waved his arm, "And we are here with the eliminated contestants from last time:
"Egridos" Egridos waves.
"Reta" Reta smiles.
"Fez" Fez rolls his eyes.
"Hayden" Hayden glares at the camera.
"Marion" Marion waves.
"Dhaunt" Dhaunt waves.
"Frosty" Frosty smiles.
"And Phill" Phill nods.
"Today, we have a very special episode for you today", said Monica. "That's right; we're having not one, not two, but fourteen losers joining us today… meaning the show will be longer!"
The audience cheered upon hearing that.
"Now we will begin with the show. The first loser is a slutty rabbit with fluffy arms and an evil mind. It's Hope!"
The Lopunny came out as the audience started cheering for her. She sat down in a chair next to the hosts while the other contestants glared at her…except for Flynn.
"Hey Hope", greeted Flynn to his friend.
"Hi Flynn", said Hope answering back.
"Alright, Hope now that you're here, we're going to ask you a few questions", said Chandler.
"Fine", said Hope folding her arms.
"How does it feel being voted out before making it to the merge?" asked Chandler.
"Well, it really sucked. I didn't even actually do anything that episode to be eliminated. I was hoping to make it to the merge again", said Hope.
"Well, Carman didn't want you to, so that's why you're out", said Monica.
"Wait, Carman got me out?" asked Hope.
"Yeah, who else?" asked Chandler.
"Damn, she really is crafty", said Hope.
"Next question! How did you like this season?" asked Chandler.
"I liked it. I got to f*** with Nero almost everyday", said Hope smiling.
"Yeah, and I wanted to know, how did you two end up together? Besides the fact you're both evil", said Monica.
"Well, back on the island, Vile, Nero and I had formed our alliance, and Vile decided that since I was still a Buneary, I would be an easy target, so Nero kissed me", explained Hope. "I got extremely turned on and happy at the same and then after that, we started to fool around everyday."
"Wow, so Vile actually caused you two to love each other like that", said Monica.
"Wait, Vile caused love? What is it, the end of the world?" asked Static.
"Hey, Vile's not that evil", said Hope. "She has a somewhat good side, but it just doesn't come out."
"Sure", said Static rolling his eyes.
"Moving on. Who were your friends this season?" asked Chandler.
"Vile, Nero, Aldon, Draco, Mason, and Flynn", said Hope.
Everyone looked at each other upon hearing Mason's name as a friend, but they decide they wouldn't say until everyone got here.
"Okay Hope, who were your enemies?" asked Chandler.
"Well, I'm pretty sure everyone hates the Evil Alliance, so everyone", said Hope.
"Okay, you were labeled The Slutty Bunny throughout the series. How do you feel about that?" asked Chandler.
"Eh…it suits me I guess", said Hope.
"Wait, you're okay with being called a slut?" asked Frosty.
"Hey, I have sex with Nero almost everyday", said Hope. "I'm not ashamed to admit something like that."
"Okay Hope, you're finished, you can go sit by the girls", said Chandler.
Hope did as she was told and sat in the bleachers beside the girls.
"Okay, the next loser is an Australian tarantula that likes friends. It's Titan!" introduced Monica.
The EleSpider Pokemon came from behind the curtain with an annoyed look on his face.
"Hello Titan, how are you doing?" asked Monica.
"I'm pissed", replied Titan. "That son of a bitch Mason got me out."
"How do you know?" asked Monica.
"Because, when I was trying to figure out what happened, that little prick grinned and me like I was a sucker or somethin'", said Titan.
"Well that is a true sign that they were responsible", said Chandler nodding.
"Alright, we're gonna ask you some questions", said Monica. "And when we're done, you can join the group to murder Vile and Mason."
"Okay", said Titan, cheering up a bit.
"Okay, your first question; how did you feel about this season?" asked Monica.
"I felt confident that I would at least make it to the merge, but then Mason got me out!" yelled Titan.
"Okay then, next question; who were your friends this season?" asked Monica.
"Well, I only had a few friends", said Titan. "I guess just Kojo, Frosty, and that's it, I guess."
"Wow, that's depressing", said Liksur, who was attempting to eat Frosty as he spoke.
"Okay then, who were your enemies?" asked Monica.
"Vile, Nero, Hope, Flynn, Aldon, and Mason", said Titan disgusted by the last name he said.
"Okay then, this is your last question. You were labeled The Ausie throughout the TP series. How do you feel about that?" asked Monica.
"Hey, I'm from Australia, it's not that big of a deal", said Titan uncaring.
"Okay, well thank you Titan for your co-operation", said Monica as an alarm went off.
"What's with the alarm?" asked Titan.
"It's our new segment. GAME TIME!" yelled Monica.
"What is game time exactly?" asked Titan confused.
"When the alarm is blared, whoever is sitting in the chair, or whoever just got out of the chair gets to play a game a win a prize."
"Come on, I just got voted out from torture, now I have to do more?" asked Titan.
"Yes", said Monica and Chandler nodded.
"I hate my life", said Titan.
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Titan was suspended above a tank full of Carvanha.
"Alright Titan, you as suspended above a tank full of Carvanha", said Monica.
"I know, the author just pointed that out!" yelled Titan, angry that he still has to be tortured.
"FOURTH WALL!" yelled Egridos, before getting knocked out by a bowling ball thrown by a Golem in the audience, causing everyone to laugh.
"Anyways Titan, your challenge is to find a key that is at the bottom of the tank and escape with it to be able to open this treasure chest", said Chandler pointing to a treasure chest.
"I say this again, I hate my life", said Titan, sighing.
"BEGIN!" yelled Monica as she pressed a button.'
"Wait wait-AAAHHHHH!" yelled Titan as he was dropped into the tank with the Carvanha. "AHHH! F*** MY LIFE!"
As Titan was risen back up, he had a key in his feelers.
"Why…couldn't…I…use…Thunder?" asked Titan through hard pants.
"Oh, the ropes had rubber inside of them", said Monica. "That makes it more of a challenge."
"I almost died!" yelled Titan.
"That's not possible, Pokemon can't die, only humans can die", said Chandler.
"You two are ghost Pokemon", said Titan, who had blood trickling from his feelers.
"Good point", said Monica.
The ropes holding Titan had bite and tear marks on them, those factors, along with titan's weight, caused the ropes to snap, sending Titan plummeting back into the Carvanha tank.
"I HATE THIS!" yelled Titan as he climbed out of the tank quickly, covered in cuts and bruises, along with a few bite marks.
Titan walked up to the treasure chest and unlocked it, what he found pissed him off. "Really? 20 bucks?" he asked pissed. "I almost get eaten alive, and all I get is 20 bucks?!"
"Yeah", said Monica.
Titan used Thunder on the two hosts, who both used Protect to prevent damage.
"Go sit by the guys", said Monica.
Titan angrily walked to the bleachers by the guys and sat down next to the murderous group.
"Okay, it's time for our next loser, he is an evil fox who loves to hate. It's Nero!" introduced Monica.
Nero came out as everyone began booing and throwing things, at which he happily ignored.
"Hello Nero, how are you doing?" asked Chandler.
"I'm doing alright, it hasn't been too long, you know", said Nero rolling his eyes.
"Well okay then jerkwad, we're gonna ask you some questions", said Monica.
Nero rolled his eyes as the questions began.
"Do you really hate us all?"
"Yes", he answered earning glares from everyone.
He ignored them as the questions continued.
"Why did you rejoin the Evil Alliance?"
"I wanted to be with my old friends again, and I also just wanted to have some fun torturing the others again."
"Well, how did you and Hope first start doing-"
"That's none of your business."
"I'm just saying, what if she gets pregnant?"
"Oh please, we're not worried about that. We're not even in the same egg group", laughed Nero.
"That's right", said Hope smiling.
"That's what you think," mumbled Monica under her breath. "Final question, you were labeled The Evil Jerkface throughout the series how do you feel about that?"
Chandler pointed towards the bleachers, where Monica saw that Nero was making out with Hope on the bleachers while the others got away from them.
"Okay, no more questions for him", said Monica.
"Wait a second, how come he got different questions than the rest of us?" asked Smash.
"Because, we were getting tired of asking the same thing over and over, so we thought it would be good to ask some questions about your personal lives and experiences on the island", explained Chandler.
"And you decided to do this now?" asked Swift.
"Hey, we're 21 eliminations away until the merge, when we get there that's when we'll ask you all a bunch of questions", said Monica.
"Fair enough", said Annie.
"Alright moving on to our next loser, he's got ADHD, but he has learned to control it, it's…Rapid!" introduced Chandler.
The usually cheerful Linoone was now a depressed wreck.
"Hey Rapid are you okay?" asked Chandler.
"Yeah, I'm fine", said Rapid as he sat in the chair.
"Well, you should be, you're back with your girlfriend", said Monica as Reta jumped into the chair with Rapid and hugged him, causing him to smile a bit.
"Alright, now that we have you back to normal, we're gonna ask you some questions about your experiences", said Chandler.
"Fine by me", said Rapid nuzzling Reta.
"Alright, how did you feel about being eliminated third last season?"
"Well to be honest, I felt really crummy", said Rapid. "I'm the fastest normal-type Pokemon and I'm sad that I got out early because of my disorder."
"Hey, no one could understand you, what did you expect?" asked Egridos.
Rapid sighed, "Next question please."
"Aw great Egridos, you made him sad again!" yelled Chandler.
"Eh, I'm annoying, I'll make people sad sometimes", said Egridos.
"Just looking at your face makes me sad", mumbled Chandler before realizing something. "Wait, aren't you supposed to be on another island?"
"I only come back for the aftermath shows idiot", said Egridos, before Monica yelled out, "We're supposed to be focusing on Rapid!"
"You know what, I don't want to answer any more questions, I'm tired", said Rapid depressed.
"But Rapid-"started Reta.
"I SAID I'M TIRED RETA!" Rapid slightly yelled before calming down and sitting on the bottom bleacher and lying down.
"H-he's never yelled at me before", said Reta slightly shocked and saddened.
"What do you expect?" asked Krack. "The dude was eliminated first season because of a disorder he had almost no control over at the time, and this season, he went through as much pain as he could and ends up being voted out because of Mason hypnotizing him."
Rapid heard his reason for being eliminated and got saddened. He turned around and started to sob silently to himself.
"Poor guy, but anyway we still have 9 more losers-
Rapid groaned.
"9 more eliminated contestants", corrected Chandler. "The next eliminated contestant is a Dark/Dragon type who enjoys evil it's…Draco!"
Instead of a Zweilous appearing behind the curtain, a small crustacean appeared.
"Aldon? What are you doing? Draco is next!" said Monica.
"Uh…you see Draco got kinda pissed about our elimination, so he went into a room to blow off some steam."
"Which room?" asked Monica.
Suddenly, the lights all went out. Many audience members started screaming and groaning.
"Ugh, he's in the power room", groaned Monica.
"Don't worry", said Chandler, raising his arm. "This creates good atmosphere."
"We're lucky you're part fire-type", said Monica.
"I am a pure fire-type", said Hayden.
"Are your flames blue and awesome?" asked Krack.
"No"
"Then shut up."
Hayden leapt at Krack and they started to fight, a fight in which no one tried to stop.
"Alright, we just got word that the power will back on in a minute, so right now, here's a word from our sponsors."
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*An Electabuzz is shown holding a bottle of water* "Grape water…it tastes like sh*t!"
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"Okay, we're back, sorry about that delay, but now we're back with Aldon", said Monica as the crustacean sat in the chair.
"How are you Aldon?"
"I'm still living, that's a good thing."
"Alright, so we're gonna ask you a couple of questions if that's fine with you, you little evil do-er", said Monica.
"Ugh, please just get on with it", said Aldon.
"Okay, why did you join the Evil Alliance?" asked Chandler.
"I was hoping that if I got into the alliance, I would make it far", said Aldon. "First season I got 9th place, and this season…I got 48th, all because of Carman, and although I hate to say it. I think she's better than the Evil Alliance."
Nero and Hope stopped kissing and Flynn gasped.
"Why would you say that?!" asked Flynn angrily.
"I didn't want to, but I mean look at us…she got Nero, Hope, and I out easily, and who knows who else she's corrupted?"
"Alright Aldon, you were labeled The Crafty Crustacean throughout the TP series, how do you feel about that?"
"Eh, it suits me", said Aldon.
"Well okay, I just have one more question, what are your opinions of your alliance members?" asked Monica smiling as the eliminated members of the alliance glared at her.
"Well, since Mason, Draco, and Vile aren't here, and they're the most violent ones, I guess I can do them first", said Aldon. "Vile is alright, her only problem is that she's too distracted by Mason."
Everyone growled at the mention of that name.
"What?" Aldon asked confused.
"Nothing, just continue", said Chandler.
"Draco is a bit too jerkish and foul-tempered at times", said Aldon. "Hope and Nero are too horny for their own good, nobody likes Flynn, and Mason…there's something about him that seems off."
"There is", said Monica.
"That's why you all groaned", reasoned Aldon. "What did he do?"
"I'll make this simple, raise your appendage if Mason got you out", said Chandler.
Liksur, Static, Flynn, Piff, Frosty, Phill, Titan, and Rapid all raised their appendages.
"And…although they aren't here yet, Mason also caused Draco's, Kojo's, Ivory's, Vina's, and Cramad's eliminations", added Monica.
"Wait, Mason got Draco out?" asked Nero confused.
"Yeah, Mason's a deceiver, he just makes his team lose by hypnotizing other members of his team, having them sabotage the challenges, and have the team vote the person off."
"Wait, so that means…Vile's in danger!" said Hope.
"That's right", said Chandler smiling. "Now Aldon, you're good."
Aldon jumped off the seat as the next contestant was introduced.
"Alright, it's time for the next eliminated contestant. He's a blind dragon with evil in his soul, it's…Draco!" introduced Monica.
Instead of a Zweilous coming from behind the curtain, a black and blue dragon with three heads, one on its neck and the others on its arms flew from behind it and sat in the chair.
"Um…who are you?" asked Monica.
"It's Draco you idiots, I evolved after I knocked out the power", said Draco rolling his now uncovered eyes.
"Well, that was unexpected", said Chandler.
"Are you gonna ask me the questions or not?" asked Draco angrily.
"Oh sure…why did you join the Evil Alliance?" asked Monica.
"Well, I didn't really want to, I was in Mason's alliance at first, but then he and Vile made out and it caused our alliances to get merged together."
"Which girls did you think were the most attractive, just based on their looks?" asked Monica.
Draco growled, "I'm not answering that. I don't want any girls complaining about what's wrong with them."
"Just answer it, we'll protect you", said Chandler.
Draco groaned, "Fine, I think that Vina, Hope, Carman, Lila, Vixen, and Summer are the most attractive girls."
"Sure, choose only girls with boyfriends", said Smash.
"I know you aren't saying anything lonely guy!"
"Okay, explain why?"
"What? I'll get my ass kicked when they get eliminated!"
"Or right now", said Nero glaring at him.
"Protection", said Monica.
"Ugh…fine, but don't laugh or think I'm a Smash or something."
"Hey!" said Smash
"Okay, Vina because she's a cute dragon, Hope, well she has curves in all of the right places", started Draco.
"I'll kill you!" yelled Nero as he leapt at Draco, only to be blocked by a force field.
"Protect", said Chandler smiling.
"Continue", said Monica.
Draco gulped while looking at Nero's angry face. "Carman, because…she's hot, no questions asked, Lila because she's the sexiest dark-type I've ever seen, Vixen…the same reasons as Carman and Hope, and Summer because she's feisty and I like that in a girl."
"Okay, thank you for sharing that with us", said Monica. "Chandler, stop Protect."
"Wait, what?" asked Draco frightened.
Chandler stopped using Protect. Nero immediately transformed into a Beartic and charged at Draco.
"AAAHHHHH!" yelled Draco as Nero chased after him.
"Alright, it is time for the next eliminated contestant. He's a sexy looking weasel with a friendly attitude…it's Kojo!"
The purple weasel came out as a lot of the girls in the audience cheered and screamed in delight. Kojo blushed slightly and sat in the chair.
"Hello Kojo", said Monica.
"Hey", said Kojo.
"We're gonna ask you some questions if that's okay with you", said Monica.
"Sure", said Kojo.
"Okay, first question, how did you feel about evolving on national TV?" asked Chandler.
"I hated it. I liked it better when I was still a Mienfoo. My dad even told me that when I evolved that I was gonna be targeted because of my feminine appearance. He was raped 14 times by guys thinking that he was a girl...and he even told them."
"Ow…" all of the guys shuddered at the thought of that.
"You almost followed in your dad's footsteps because of 'Krissy'", said Flynn chuckling.
"Never speak of that!" yelled Krack, Frosty, and Kojo at the same time.
"Krack are you back to normal?"
"Yeah, it's me", said Krack sheepishly.
"Thank goodness, one of my fears of coming here was that you were gonna finish what you started", Kojo sighed in relief.
"Don't worry buddy, I wouldn't do that…I only would if I was 'Krissy'", said Krack.
"Um, you are 'Krissy'", said Egridos.
"Only if I get a hit my head hard", said Krack facing away.
"Oh really?" asked Flynn smirking devilishly.
"Don't even think about it!" yelled Chandler.
Flynn rolled his eyes as Nero was still chasing after Draco.
"Okay, this is annoying", said Hayden.
"I agree", said Lassie.
Liksur was growing tired of the chasing himself looked over his side, where he saw Clay working on something in the corner.
"What are you doing Clay?" asked Liksur.
"I'm just working on something awesome!" said Clay with his signature smile.
"Uh…can I see?"
"NO! Everyone will see it at the finale!"
"Um…okay I guess", said Liksur turning his attention back to the hosts.
"Okay Kojo, you were labeled The Eye Candy throughout the series, how do you feel about that?" asked Monica.
"It figures", said Kojo shrugging his shoulders.
"Okay Kojo, you can go sit by the other guys", said Chandler.
Kojo did as he was told as the next contestant was introduced.
"Okay, the next loser is an Umbreon obsessed ice fox…it's Aura", introduced Chandler.
A shiny Glaceon came from behind the curtain with a smile on her face. A lot of boos were heard from the audience as she sat in the chair.
"Hello Aura", said Chandler.
"Hello", said Aura, smiling.
"You seem happy", said Monica.
"I got that slutty Espeon away from my man", said Aura. "Who wouldn't be happy?"
"Um…Shine, Shade, and Spike?"
"Well, I'm only doing what's best for all of them", said Aura. "I'm a better mother and lover than Shine is."
"Think what you want", said Chandler. "We're gonna ask you some questions if that's okay with you."
"It is, so ask away", said Aura.
"Why do you like Shade so much?" asked Chandler. "I mean, there are plenty of desperate guys on that show, but you chose one with a girlfriend."
"Well, Shade is handsome, sweet, sexy, nice, and he's an all-around good guy", said Aura dreamily.
"And yet you don't like Darren, Klavier, Ray, Frosty, Laxish, or M.P.S.?" asked Monica.
"No way. Darren's just a lonely loser; he can't help but be nice because he wants friends, Klavier is just clumsy and he's not even that cute, he's weird-looking, Ray is an idiot with dumb jokes, Frosty is just ice cream, and I'm not crazy enough to date ice cream, Laxish is cute, but he's just too obese and fat, and M.P.S….he's cool, but I'm not into big muscle-headed guys. Shade is perfect, he has everything on his body going the right way", said Aura.
Frosty sighed, "Figures…I'm not good enough for anyone."
"You'll find love one day", said Static patting his back.
"Okay, next question why did you join the game?"
"Ugh…I was raised by my parents with my brother Rai. My mom was killed by Team Rocket and it had a negative impact on my family. My dad started abusing me after I refused to become a Flareon like him. I ran away with Rai and he told me about this show, so I came, the end."
"Wow, a lot of you have issues", said Monica as everyone nodded.
"Well Aura, you were labeled The Cold Mistress throughout the series. How do you feel about that?" asked Chandler.
"Well it kinda fits", said Aura smiling.
"Okay, go sit by the girls", said Chandler as Aura did as she was told.
"Alright, the next contestant is…
"AAAAHHHHHH!" yelled Draco as he was finally hit by Nero. Nero, in his Beartic form began pummeling him.
"Finally he caught him", said Annie.
"Hallelujah, praise Arceus, now as I was saying", said Chandler. "The next contestant is a pink feline-like fox. She is a mother and lover it's Shine!"
Shine came out from behind the curtain. Her eyes were red from crying and she seemed miserable. She looked at Aura, who was smiling at her condition, and growled at her.
Shine climbed on the chair as Monica and Chandler looked at her sympathetically.
"Are you okay Shine?" asked Chandler
"No", yelled Shine upset.
"Well, I guess we'll have to change that…we're gonna bring out the next contestant", said Monica.
"How is that gonna make me happy?" asked Shine.
"You'll see", said Chandler. "The next eliminated contestant is…Shade!"
Both Shine and Aura perked up after hearing that name. The black fox came from behind the curtain. He had scars and wounds on his body, making him look sexier….in other girls' perspectives.
"Shade!" yelled Aura and Shine at the same time.
Shine ran up to Shade and pounced on him, kissing him long and passionately.
Shade chuckled after she broke the kiss, "Babe, could you get off?"
Aura froze (heh heh, funny joke) "Babe?!"
"Alright you two", said Monica, using Psychic to bring both of them to the chair. "We're gonna ask you some questions."
"Okay", said Shade.
"Sure", said Shine, nuzzled under Shade's chin.
"Alright, you two are the most popular couple in the series other than Jesse and Lila, how did you keep your relationship close?"
"Well, actions speak louder than words, so we only communicate through doing things for each other and we talk sometimes, but it isn't that much", answered Shine.
"And we have Spike, we spend a lot of time together raising him, but once again, he's on his own."
"Yeah, now the second question", said Chandler. "Shade, how did you get all of those scars?"
"Yeah baby, how did you get all of those?"
"You know already don't you?" asked Shade annoyed.
"Yep", said Chandler and Monica.
"Well, I-"
"Instead of him telling you, we're gonna show you", said Monica as she turned on the TV.
TV:
As soon as Shade entered the room, he threw the TV on the ground, shattering it. He cut himself on the chest purposely, and ran into the bathroom, he used his anger, which gave him a lot more power, to pick up the sink and throw in out of the window. Next, he got all of the toilet paper from under the cabinet and flushed them all down the toilet, flooding it. He tore down the bathroom curtains and brought the bedroom sheets into the shower, while also turning the shower on. Next, he used some water and poured it on the TV's ripped out wires, starting a fire. He took the mattress off of the bed and threw it out of the window, like the sink and threw all of the plants against the wall, making stains on the wall. Finally, he did the unthinkable; he peed in the cabinets, adding to the wreckage. He sat on the sharp corner of the now naked bed frame as blood seeped from his paws.
Monica turned the TV off, and everyone looked at Shade shocked.
"S-Shade?" asked Shine.
Shade sighed. "I got pissed baby, that's when my dark side came out. Plus, it was for the challenge."
"I didn't know you could get so violent", said Shine.
"Me neither", said Aura to herself before smiling seductively.
"Sorry", said Shade.
Shine stared at him for a few minutes before pulling him into a kiss.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cheered the audience.
"Wow, they act like they've never seen anyone kiss on national TV before", said Nero, who had finished beating Draco.
Shine broke the kiss, leaving Shade stunned.
"What was that for?"
"I love you no matter what you do", said Shine as she nuzzled.
"No more questions for you, you guys can go sit down", said Monica as her voice began breaking.
Shade and Shine smiled at each other before sitting in the bleachers with the others. Monica suddenly smacked Chandler's face.
"What was that for?"
"Why can't you be more like Shade!" she cried.
"Oi", groaned Chandler.
Aura stared at Shade for a few seconds before pouncing on him. She kissed him as he tried to push her off. He tried to flip them around so he could get off of her, but she tightened her grip, locking them in place.
"You bitch!"yelled Shine angrily. "I'm getting tired of you!"
"Oh no", thought Shade in his head.
Shade flipped them back over so that he was on the bottom and he tried to push her off once again.
"Shade, don't move", said Shine as she closed her eyes. Aura suddenly rose off of Shade and was thrown to the wall.
"I'm gonna kill you!" yelled Aura as she charged at Shine.
Shine glared at her and charged at her as well.
Aura tackled Shine and began scratching her. Shine bit her arm and flipped them over clawing and scratching her back.
"Cat fight", said the guys as they started cheering, causing all the girls to glare at them, making them stop.
"Alright, alright", said Chandler, using Psychic to separate the girls. "Shine, you go with Shade and have sex in your room backstage. Aura, you stay here with us."
"Why can't I have sex with him?" asked Aura.
"That's called rape", said Monica.
"Mew and Victini did that last season!" said Aura.
"That was fake, none of that happened, that was just Mew's sick, twisted fantasy", said Chandler.
Aura grumbled as she sat back down in the bleachers.
"Alright, we only have four more losers to interview before we can leave", said Chandler.
"And the next one is a smart-ass turtle who is annoying as hell it's…Anthony!"
Anthony walked from behind the curtains and sat in the chair.
"Hello Anthony", said Monica.
"Hey", said Anthony quickly.
"How are you?" asked Monica.
"Living"
"Who do you like?"
"Nunya B. Snuss"
"Why did you join the game?"
"I was bored"
"Why are you answering these questions so fast?"
"Your mom"
"Go sit in the bleachers"
"Okay", said Anthony as he got up and sat in the bleachers.
"Okay, next loser is a cat who was also a CIT its…Ivory", said Monica.
Ivory came from behind the curtains with her head hung low. She got in the chair and sat there.
"Are you okay Ivory?" asked Chandler
"My p**** was exposed on national TV! How do you think I feel?!"
"You mean your pussy?" asked Liksur.
"HEY! THIS IS A PG show!" yelled Chandler.
"Sorry"
"Anyways, what do you think happened?" asked Chandler.
"I don't know, I don't remember a thing" said Ivory as she began tearing up.
"Well, together on one…two…three…Mason!"
"What?"
"Mason did it. He hypnotized you into doing all of that stuff, including exposing yourself to the cameras", said Monica.
Ivory started seething with rage. She was voted out because of Mason? Of all people!
"I'm gonna get back on that show and kill him!" yelled Ivory as she headed for the door.
"I wouldn't do that, I tried to escape and they threw me against the wall", said Swift.
"Wait, I thought you were with Kavi"
"He ditched me"
"Typical Kavi", said Sapphire.
"Yeah, so you shouldn't try to escape right now", said Monica.
Ivory groaned and sat down in the bleachers.
"You aren't gonna answer more questions?"
"No"
"Okay then, we only have two more to go", said Chandler.
"The next loser is a sheltered mushroom, it's…Cramad!"
The mushroom bug came from behind the curtains and sat in the chair.
"Hello", said Chandler smiling.
"Hi", said Cramad.
"Ey there Sheila", said Titan to his girlfriend.
"Hey Titan"
"Okay Cramad, we're gonna ask you some questions", said Monica.
"Okay", said Cramad.
"Why did you fall in love with Titan?"
"Well, I was a sheltered girl, and I needed someone to help me break out of it. He helped me and I fell in love with him."
"AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!"
"Okay Cramad, next question. How do you think you were voted off?" asked Chandler.
"I don't know"
"Of course, Mason's victims never remember anything", said Chandler.
"Mason did it?" asked Cramad.
"Yep", said Monica.
"Okay, I hate that."
"We know you do, now here is your last question", said Chandler. "You were labeled The Sheltered Girl throughout the series. How do you feel?"
"That sucks, I've broken out of that phase", said Cramad.
"Okay then, you can go sit by the girls", said Chandler.
"Oh right, before I forget, Static, Fez, Phill, and Frosty have a Mason/ Vile murder planning group going on right now, so if you want to join….just go to them", said Chandler.
Ivory, Cramad, Titan, Rapid, Draco, and Kojo all went to them.
"Whoa, now that group has ten members", said Monica amazed.
"Yeah, but I'm afraid that the show is gonna end after these few segments", said Chandler.
"AAAWWWWWWWW!"
"Don't worry we'll be back", said Chandler.
"YAAAAAYYYY!"
"Okay, the last loser of the night is a green dragon who Draco is in love with even though she is dating someone it's…Vina!"
Vina came out of the curtains, confused at what Chandler just said.
"Wait, did you just say Draco's in love with me?" asked Vina shocked.
"I never said that! I said she was attractive!"
"Same thing!" yelled Chandler. "So Vina, we're gonna ask you some questions…if that's cool with you."
"Yeah, it's good", said Vina.
"Okay, how did you and Volante start dating and how long was it?" asked Monica.
"Well", said Vina while blushing. "We began dating on the island after we both got voted off. We started talking and then we started…kissing, and more."
"What kind of more?"
Vina blushed deeply, "Um….let's just say, we got dirty."
"Wow, and you and Volante kept it hidden this whole time?"
"Yeah", said Vina. "We didn't want to be targets by people who went destroying relationships", she finished while glaring at Flynn.
"Oh please"
"Well thank you Vina, and you can go sit by the girls now", said Chandler.
"Okay", said Vina as she flew to the bleachers and sat in them.
"Well now that you all are done, let's go over your eliminations", said Chandler.
"Wait, I thought that the game buzzer was gonna buzz again", said Dhaunt.
"Well, we don't have much time…and it's getting repaired because of Draco knocking the power out", explained Monica.
"Anyways, Hope, you were eliminated because of Carman and she got the whole team…except for your alliance to vote for you."
Hope shrugged her shoulders.
"Titan, Mason caused your elimination, so your whole team voted for you."
"Nero, same thing with Hope. Rapid, same with Titan. Draco, same with Titan. Aldon, same with Hope. Kojo, same with Titan. Anthony, same with Hope. Ivory, same with Titan. Cramad, same with Titan. Vina, same with Hope", explained Chandler.
Everyone scowled at how they were eliminated.
"Aura, you froze everyone and got both you and Shine out", said Monica.
Aura rolled her eyes.
"Shade almost killed himself, so he wasn't voted off."
"YAAAY!" cheered some girls from the audience.
"Okay, that's all the time we have for today", said Chandler. "We'll see you next time on the aftermath!"
Chapter done! A lot of drama this episode. What was Clay making? How long will Shade and Shine f***? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!