Hi my name is Sapphire Diamond Flower Dawn and I am pretty and eighteen. I have long platnuim blonde hair and I am wearing a pink bikini. I am also a powerful ninja of leaf. I have the rinnigan in one eye. The byakugan in the second. I have sharingan in the other.
So I was walking to schools one day listening to music on my Ipod. Then I remembered ninja don't go to school! So I went to the hokages office instead.
"Hokage-oji-chan-sama!" I yellowed loudly. I entered the office and noticed the posters of me on the wall.
"Sapphire!" The hokage said exicitedly. The clock hanging around his neck swung from side to side. "I have been weating for you! You are my best ninja!"
I nodded modestly. "I am also really good other stuff."
"Indeed!" The old man pulled out a squirrel. "You have been anonomosly voted in as next hokage." He hand the scroll to me.
"I knew it!" It was my destiny! I ran to him to hug him in a hug. Ill bet he was imagining sex. I ran out the room to get a ways from the masticater.
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The old Hokage sighed. There was enough poison on the scroll to kill a hundred men. He can only hope this attempt was the one that worked. Kami save us all.