You know what I hate most? Sasuke and Sakura and Dumbledore. I mean, how can Sakura do anything but give Naruto a succulent blowjob every time they meet! And! Who do you think, I think, she thinks she is!? Some kind of person or human or something? I would slit her throat and then shit down her throat and then heal her throat so she lives and digests my shit! Then I'd kill her!

Then Sasuke the emo. Why he is worse than that pedophile Orochimaru! Ill bet Sasuke is just sad his family was murdered in front of his eyes. Po whittle Sasuke boo hoo. Get over it you cockmiester! I hate you more than I hate that banshee witch Sakura with her pink hair and green eyes. I wish you were dead. If I ever see you on the streets I kill you. ILL KILL YOU!

And don't get me started on Dumbledore. That manipulative bastard and the inch cock Ronnie are the worst.

I was thinking the other day while reading tentacle hentai. What if we just took a rocketship and threw those turds into it and then blasted into black hole? I hate Oprah too so put her with them! Ahhh! AHHHHH!

This brings me to my next point. Why isnt there an option to automatically reveal hentai on this site? I'm tired of having to rearrange the letters into vaginas that I can masturbate to! There has got to be an easier way!

Another thing that bothers me is...

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In conclusion I would like thank Jesus, Ghandi and Lady Gaga for this chance to express myself. It would'nt have been possible without them. Also, my father beat me as a child. Thank you and goodnight!