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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to survive the airplane movie. There was a lot of tension between Mason and the others after Volante's elimination. Mason and Carman's alliance targeted Summer because she was with Leon's alliance. During the challenges, there were many opportunities for error and deceit during the challenges…and Mason took them. Mason hypnotized Morgan and Summer, who were practically innocent throughout the whole day. Striker was kidnapped by Farra again. Throughout the challenges, Mason used hypnosis to control Morgan and Summer, and when it came time for an automatic elimination challenge, he made sure that they were last, earning them a ride in the Lame-O-Sine. Will Mason strike again? Will Striker ever return? And who will be voted off tonight? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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Mason and Kevin were once again plotting about who their next target would be.
"Okay Kevin, I'm being found out, so I need you to make me a new elimination order", said Mason.
"YES MY MASTER!" said Kevin. "Dew…Solis…Sabrina…Leon…Ray…Marie…Vile…Flame."
"Okay, we'll be getting rid of both Carman's alliance, and Leon's alliance", said Mason smiling.
"YAY!"
"Ugh, let's just get to the meeting", said Mason. "I bet they're upset they lost Morgan."
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"Okay, we lost Morgan, but that doesn't mean we're gonna start being like Leon's alliance or Vile's alliance", said Carman.
"And what if we do?" asked Dew.
"Then we try to win and keep our alliance secure", said Sabrina.
"What about Mason?" asked Dew.
"What about him?" asked Sabrina.
"What if he's really the reason we keep losing?"
"We don't know that for sure", said Carman.
"Okay, if you say so", said Dew.
Mason and Kevin came up to the alliance and noticed that someone was missing.
"Where's Solis?" asked Mason.
Suddenly, a Gardevoir teleported to the alliance. "Sorry I'm late guys", it said.
"Oooh, sexy lady!" said Kevin.
"Solis, is that you?" asked Carman.
"Yeah", she responded.
"Why and how did you evolve?" asked Sabrina.
"Well, I had a few rare candies in by bag, and I evolved so I could seduce Jesse into being with me instead of that other slut he's with now", explained Solis.
"I'm not sure that's gonna work", said Carman.
"Well, it worked on them", said Sabrina, pointing her wing at Dew, Mason, and Kevin, who were staring at Solis.
"Dew!" yelled Carman, getting the sea lion's attention.
Dew snapped out of it and was met with an angry glare from Carman. Dew smiled sheepishly before looking away.
"Anyways, who should we get rid of now?" asked Dew, trying to change the subject.
"Well, they're down to their last two members, so it makes sense to get rid of them both", said Sabrina.
"Okay, case closed, let's go", said Dew as he left.
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Carman: I'm gonna get rid of Solis. She's making Dew fall for her, and I can't let that happen.
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"Farra, can you let me go now?" asked Striker who was tied up in a movie theater.
"NEVER!" yelled Farra, who was next to him.
As the movie started, it immediately showed a male Beartic having sex with a female Ursaring.
"What the hell is this?!" yelled Striker. "You brought me to another porno?!"
"Yeah, and this time, we are gonna stay here…until I get tired", she said deviously.
"W-what do you mean?"
"You're about to find out", said Farra as she got on top of him.
"NOOOO!"
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The Lucarios woke up and saw that Striker was still gone.
"He's usually back by now", said Spiro.
"I guess Farra really isn't gonna let him go this time", said Skore.
"We don't know that for sure", said Laxish. "Maybe she's just crazy and we need to save him."
"Or, he can just tell her to leave him alone or that he never wants to see her again", said M.P.S.
"Yeah, that doesn't work", said Ded.
"Is there a way we can keep her from getting in here?" asked Klavier.
"Well, she is a Normal/Psychic-type", said Sparky.
"So she is only weak to Bug-types…and Dark-types", said Spiro looking at Demenio.
"What?" he asked.
"Can you surround the trailer with some kind of dark energy so Farra will leave us alone?" asked Spiro.
Demenio thought for a moment and he sighed, "Fine."
"But, we'll have to do it after we get him back", said Skore.
"CONTESTANTS! COME DOWN TO THE LOT! CHALLENGE TIME!"
"Oh yay", said Laxish sarcastically.
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"What's the torture this time?" asked Sola.
"Hello to you too", said Mew smiling.
"Answer the question", said Solis, making most of the guys stare at her.
"When did you evolve?" asked Mew.
"This morning", said Solis.
"That's good", said Victini. "That's really good."
"Yeah", said most of the guys, earning them angry glares from the girls.
Solis looked over and saw that Jesse was playing with Sonan instead of paying attention to her.
"Okay, now that we have the sexiness out of the way, today's movie is the detective movie!" announced Mew.
"So, we just have to find clues?" asked Luna. "We don't have to solve anything?"
"No, you don't have to solve anything, you just have to figure out the riddles and clues", said Mew smiling.
The contestants grinned at each other.
"Now, to get this stared", said Mew as he snapped his fingers, sending all of the contestants to a deserted island.
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Striker was twitching after his forced session with Farra. His screams were so loud; they had to throw them out. "Please, can we get back to the competition now?" he asked frightened.
She smiled at his fear, "No, we still have a long list of things to do!"
"What?" he asked frightened. "What are you gonna make me do now?"
"We're going bungee jumping!" said Farra smiling.
Striker went wide-eyed.
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"Okay, now that you're here…see ya", said Mew as he and Victini teleported away.
"Ah, another island…it brings back sh*tty memories", said Dew smiling.
"Yeah, remember when we kept getting blown up?" asked Sonan.
"Yeah", the veterans agreed. There was a weird silence.
"Let's never talk about those memories again", said Skore.
"Yeah" the veterans agreed.
"So, what are we supposed to even do here?" asked Klavier.
Cano looked around and saw a sign. "There's a sign over there."
They all went to the sign and Ded started to read it.
This is the challenge and here's what you have to do
Find a series of helpful clues
You will see signs throughout the land
No, you can't give a helping hand
The first clue is deep in the brine
Near an ancient, legendary shrine
"Deep in the brine?" asked Skore. "What the hell does that mean?"
Everyone exchanged glances, none of them knowing what it means. Darren thought for a while and got an idea. Silently, he slipped into the water and swam into the briny depths. He saw a shrine to a white bird-like Pokemon. It had blue spikes on its back, along blue coverings over its eyes.
"A Lugia shrine…cool", said Darren as he swam near it. He saw a sign next to it and grabbed it before swimming back up to the surface.
"How are we supposed to figure this out?" asked Vixen.
Suddenly Darren came from the sea with a sign in his fin.
"Where did you find the sign?" asked Spike.
"I went into the sea and got it from a Lugia shrine", said Darren sticking it in the ground.
They all came up to it and read what it said.
Great you found the first clue
Now here is the next thing you have to do
Up in the air, the sky so blue
Puffy clouds look so new
But one of them is actually faux
Find it and to clue two you'll go
Everyone looked at each other wide-eyed.
"This clue doesn't make any sense!" said Carman.
"Actually it does", said Ray. "This is a competition to see which team can find all of the clues the fastest and complete the final task, that's when Mew and Victini will come back for the next challenge."
Everyone looked at Ray shocked.
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Flame: Once again, he starts making sense.
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Leon: What? How did he even figure that out?
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Luna: Ray is really starting to use his brain
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Ray: WAFFLES!
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"Okay, so the next clue is up in the air, so…" said Spike as he flew up into the air.
"Ok, he'll bring it down soon", said Carman.
"Challenge", reminded Ray.
The teams looked at each other before Sabrina quickly flew behind Spike. Spike kept flying through clouds, trying to find the fake one. Sabrina saw what he was doing and decided to wait until he was finished. After a while, Spike crashed into a cloud and saw a sign on top of it.
"Finally!" he said as he reached for it.
Sabrina quickly grabbed it with her talons and flew back down. Spike flew after her, but Sabrina kept using attacks to keep him away. Soon enough, Sabrina made it back down and handed the sign to Carman. To protect them from the Lucarios, Solis used Protect to keep the team safe.
Doing great so far, you are the best
In the forest find a place to rest
Below the setting you'll find a key
Take it a go to a locked tree
"Okay, let's go!" said Carman as she and her team ran into the forest.
The Lucarios ran up to the sign and read it before following the Charizards into the forest.
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Farra and Striker were on Skyarrow Bridge. Striker was being hooked up to a bungee cord by a Grumpig. "All done", it said.
"Are you ready Striker?" asked Farra
"Not really"
"Good", said Farra as she pushed him off of the bridge.
"AAAHHHHHHHH!"
Farra jumped next, "WHHEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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The Charizards were looking for somewhere to rest.
"What does the clue even mean?" asked Vile.
"I think it means find a place to take a break", said Ebony sarcastically.
"Well this doesn't make any sense", said Leon until he heard a voice.
The Charizards hid in the bushes as the Lucarios came running past them.
"Idiots", said Sabrina.
Mason was thinking of a plot, but there wasn't anything to sabotage. All they were doing was finding stuff.
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Mason: This is the only challenge where I can't sabotage anyone…or can I?
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The Lucarios stopped when they were deep in the forest.
"Okay, we need to find somewhere to rest", said Lila.
The team looked around and saw nothing. The only thing they saw was a Snorlax sleeping against a tree.
"This is hopeless!" said Sparky. "How are we supposed to find a place to rest in the forest?"
Laxish looked around and stared at the Snorlax for a while. "Wait a minute…"
The team turned to him as he approached the Snorlax.
"What are you doing?" asked M.P.S.
"Snorlax sleep a lot right?" asked Laxish.
"Yeah", said Sonan
"And what is one of their moves?" asked Laxish smiling.
The team thought for a moment and smiled. "Rest!"
"Exactly! So all we have to do is move him out of the way and we'll get the key", said Laxish as he tried to push the Snorlax out of the way…and failed.
"Cano, can you move the Snorlax out of the way?" asked Laxish rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
Cano sighed and used Psychic to move the Snorlax out of the way without waking it.
Laxish picked up a key and ran back to the team.
"Great, now all we have to do is find a locked tree", said Sola.
"That doesn't make sense", said Klavier.
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The Charizards were watching the bushes and saw how they got the key.
"This is really getting hard", said Solis.
"That's what she said", said Leon. "Now how are we supposed to take the key?"
"Easy, we find the locked tree ourselves and then we just make them give us the key", said Dew.
"That's a good idea", said Vile. "But how are we supposed to find a locked tree?"
Kevin turned around and saw that they were standing in front of a tree with a lock and chain on it.
"Why is the tree trying to protect itself?" asked Kevin, gaining the attention of his teammates, who saw the tree.
"Well that was easy", said Marie.
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Striker was still falling, until he felt his bungee cord snap.
"Uh oh", said Striker.
The cord snapped, sending him falling into the water below.
He emerged from the water unharmed and as he looked around, he saw that Farra wasn't with him. "YES! I'M FREE!"
Suddenly, he found himself being teleported to a ski resort. He saw Farra's devious smile and started to sob.
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The Lucarios went through the bushes to find the tree and immediately saw the Charizards in front of it.
"Um…can you get out of our way?" asked Jesse.
"Not unless you give us the key", said Carman.
"That's not gonna happen", said Ded.
"Well then, I guess we won't be moving for you", said Leon folding his arms.
The Lucarios looked at each other.
"Cano, you know the drill", said M.P.S.
Cano nodded and used psychic to move the Charizards deep in the forest.
"Good job, now let's get the next clue", said Jesse.
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"Gee Dew, great plan", commented Mason sarcastically.
"Hey, I forgot that Cano knows a psychic move, get off my back", said Dew.
"Actually that's Kevin", said Leon.
"TO NARNIA SAMURAI THING!" he yelled.
"Ugh", said Dew.
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The Lucarios were inside the tree and immediately saw the next clue.
Good job, you've made it far
But let's see if you can reach the bar
Find two coconuts filled with pee
And kick them to get rid of a hippie.
"That's disgusting!" said Sola.
"Who would fill a coconut with pee?" asked Skore.
"I don't know, but let's go before the Charizards make it back", said Demenio.
The Lucarios exited the tree and ran to the right as the Charizards ran back to their hiding spot and entered the tree.
They read the clue and were automatically confused.
"We have to kick a coconut to get rid of a hippie?" asked Ebony. "That doesn't make any sense!"
"Let's just hurry!" said Solis as she and the team exited the tree.
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Striker was being put on skis and pushed outside in the snow. Farra was smiling next to him.
"Are you ready for Snowy Mountain…of Doom?" asked Farra eagerly.
Striker whimpered and shook his head.
"Too bad", Farra said as she shoved him down the mountain.
"AAAHHHHH!" screamed Striker as he slid down the hill. He was doing okay…until he ran into a tree. "OW!"
Farra was coming back up to him, and Striker tried to run. He slipped and, because of his somewhat cylindrical body, he started rolling down the hill, as snow formed a ball around him.
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"Okay, we looked everywhere and we didn't find one lousy coconut", said Spike.
"This sucks", said Spiro.
As they continued walking, the Lucarios soon found a Simipour in front of a sign.
"Great, we found the hippie, but we didn't find any coconuts", said Vixen.
"Well, hippies are harmless, so he probably won't hurt us", said Skore as he went up to the sign.
The Simipour stopped him, "Whoa little man, you can't touch the sign, I'm protecting it."
"Can I just look at it then?" asked Skore annoying.
"It depends, do you have my coconuts?" asked the Simipour.
"No"
"Then, no you can't bro", said the Simipour. "Oh, how rude, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Bob."
"Hey Bob, I'm Skore", said Skore annoyed.
"Well alright bro, come back when you have my coconuts", said Bob as he waved at a leaving Skore.
"Well?" asked Ded.
"Well…BOB won't let me read the sign unless I get him the coconuts", said Skore annoyed.
"Okay, screw this", said Vixen as she approached the hippie.
"Hello my young lady", said Bob.
"Hi", said Vixen as she turned around. She kicked Bob in the crotch, making him fall to the ground holding himself.
"MY COCONUTS!"
The guys on the Lucarios flinched after seeing that.
"Congratulations, you solved the riddle", said Bob weakly. "You may read the sign."
Bob limped off as Vixen brought the sign to the team.
"Uh…I have no comment", said Cano.
"Me neither", said Jesse as he picked up the sign.
Congratulations you made it at last
This final clue will be a blast
Find some wool and make a bed
Soon some zombies will awake from the dead
The sun will set in ten minutes
So you have to hurry to win it
Find some TNT hidden in the forest
When it explodes, you will be considered the best
"This is the last clue!" said Demenio.
"Right, so how are we supposed to make a bed with wool?" asked Darren.
"And where do we even get the wool?" asked Skore.
"All done", they heard.
The team turned around and saw that Sonan had made 15 beds.
"How did you do this so fast?" asked Lila.
"This is just like Minecraft!" said Sonan smiling.
"Why did you make 15? There are 19 of us, not counting Striker", said Sparky.
"I figured that the boyfriends and girlfriends could sleep together since we aren't allowed to on the lot", said Sonan shrugging his shoulders.
The couples blushed and nodded. "Good job son", said Jesse.
"Well, let's get some sleep", said Laxish as he laid on a bed and instantly fell asleep.
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"Where are they?" asked Ebony.
"I don't know, but the sun is about to set soon", said Ray as he looked at the sun.
"Let's hurry and find the sign before something bad hap-PENS!" yelled Leon as he tripped on a sign.
"Nice fall", said Sabrina.
"Thanks", said Leon, brushing himself off.
Carman picked up the sign and read it. "How are we supposed to make beds from wool?"
"Well, it seems easy for them", said Solis as she pointed to the Lucarios, who were sound asleep in their beds.
"Well, I'd rather sleep on the ground than do all of that work", said Mason.
"YAY! WE'RE GONNA SLEEP IN DIRT!" cheered Kevin.
"Not on my watch", said Solis as she walked towards the Lucarios.
She used Psychic to lift Lila up without waking her and put her in the same bed as Sonan. She got under the covers with Jesse and fell asleep as the Charizards watched her shocked.
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Flame: Okay, I'm not so sure that Solis is gonna be useful to us anymore, now that she's evolved, most of us, mainly us guys, will be too distracted by her. Also, she's trying to break up Lila and Jesse. She's just like Aura!
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Striker was still rolling down the hill in his snowball and stopped when he reached the bottom…after he fell into a pond full of freezing water.
Striker emerged once again, totally encased in an ice block. Farra smiled as she approached him.
"Well, I guess you won't be complaining that much anymore."
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As the moon rose, some of the contestants started to wake up and Lila saw that she was with Sonan. She was confused and saw the Charizards sleeping on the ground…all except one. Her anger flared as she looked at her and Jesse's bed and she saw Solis smiling as she slept. She then looked at Jesse and saw that he had a frown on his face in his sleep. She woke up Jesse, who looked to the side and saw that Solis was in bed with him. He immediately got up and made sure that she didn't do anything to him.
The rest of the contestants woke up later, including Solis, and she was met up with an angry glare from Lila.
"What the hell did you think you were doing?!" yelled Lila.
"I was sleeping with a sexy jackal, how about you?"
"I'm getting tired of you trying to take him away from me!"
"He deserves better than a leopard slut!"
Everyone was getting very uncomfortable.
"THAT'S IT!" yelled Lila as she turned to Jesse. "Jesse you have to choose; do you want her or me?"
Jesse was shocked. "What're you talking about Lila? You know I choose you!"
"See, I told you he doesn't love you!"
"I'm gonna kill you!" yelled Solis as she tackled Lila.
"You can't affect me bitch! But I can effect you", said Lila cruelly as she kicked her off.
Lila pounced on Solis and pinned her down as she used Shadow Ball on her. Solis pushed her off and used Thunderbolt, electrocuting Lila. Lila got angry and used Dark Pulse on her, making Solis fall on the ground. Solis teleported behind Lila and kicked her, making Lila even angrier. She used an extremely powerful Shadow Ball on her, making Solis fall once again. Jesse pressed down on a plunger and a huge explosion was heard, stopping the girls' fight.
"I'M TIRED OF THIS. SOLIS, I DON'T LOVE YOU AND I NEVER WILL, I LOVE LILA! AND LILA STOP BEING POSSESSIVE OVER ME, I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!" yelled Jesse, causing everyone to stare in shock.
Solis started tearing up, and Lila did too.
Jesse went up to Lila and hugged her in order to comfort her. "I'm sorry."
Mew and Victini popped up soon enough. "Challenge over!"
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, you see, when Lila and Solis were fighting, Jesse pushed the trigger for the TNT!" said Victini. "So he won it for his team."
"Charizards, I'll see you at elimination", said Mew.
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Mason: I didn't get to sabotage anyone today, but it's pretty obvious Solis is going home. And Dew is going with her. *smiles deviously*
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Carman: Solis
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Flame: Solis
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Marie: Solis
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Vile: Dew
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Leon: Mason
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Ray: I don't know…
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Ebony: Dew, his plan failed
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Kevin: PANCAKES!
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At the Ceremony
"Well, there was a lot of drama this episode", said Mew. "But all good things must come to an end."
"This show is painful! It's not good!" yelled Leon
"Whatever, when I call your name, you're safe", said Mew. "Flame, Marie, Farra, Sabrina, Carman, Vile, Leon, Ray, Kevin, and Ebony."
"Mason, Dew, Solis, you guys are the bottom three, and the last person safe is…
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"What?!" asked Dew. "Why did you vote me out?!"
"Your plan failed", said Ebony.
"So what? I didn't do anything else", said Dew angrily.
"Too bad, so sad, bye!" said Mew as he used his Psychic to send them into the Lame-O-Sine.
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"Want another bedtime story Strikey?"
"Uh uh, uh uh", mumbled Striker through the ice.
"Good, this one's called The Little Vaporeon."
"MMMMMMMMMM!" yelled Striker through the ice
Poor Striker! And Oooh nice catfight! Dew and Solis are gone now, meaning that Carman's alliance is getting weaker, yay…I guess? I hope you enjoyed this episode. Will Mason keep weakening alliances? Will Lila and Jesse's relationship stay strong? Will the next episode come tomorrow? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!