"Oh my god, why did I let you drag me into this" Alice screamed at me

"Relax I'm the doctor" I said confidently

"No James, you just stole the doctor's keys" she yelled

"Wait what" the Master/Kim yelled,

"Yeah long story, so how about you give us a quick tour of the nukes and send us on our merry way" I added helpfully

However the Master had already left and ordered soldiers to search the base for a blue box. They left us alone in the room with all of our effects on the table, including the sonic screwdriver.

"What a bunch of dumb asses" I said as I pushed my chair towards the table where our effects were.

"They seriously did that" Alice asked

"I know what morons," I said as I soniced my handcuffs and then soniced Alice " I soniced you" I joked as the handcuffs fell of her, "and now I have released you from bondage"

I quickly peaked out the door and realized that no one was looking; going through the door I muttered that I only thought guards were that dumb only in fiction

We started running down the hall when an unsuspecting guard rounded the courier

"Boarding" I yelled as my elbow met his head, and his head met the contrite wall, and his brain met the side if his skull. And then his whole unconscious body hit the floor.

"What are you doing?" Erin asked as I pulled the soldiers belt of and removed the magazines.

"This is not an action movie these things only hold 30 bullets" I said as I stuffed everything I wanted on my belt or in my tweed shooting jackets pockets, grabbed the Kalashnikov and started running again.

I might have concentrated my stat points on run and technobabble and running but I still had a good spread in some other skills making me a diverse character. However, Alice could have put some more points in run and less in high heels and makeup.

We had to take the next left, I was in the lead, but three North Koreans came around the corner. I pushed the fire selector to the middle and blindly let loose a spray of automatic fire and we both rounded the corner

"You just killed those three" Erin said

"No way I was spraying and praying as I ran" I replied

"Yeah you did you got all three of them" she insisted and I took a look back to see that I had got them

"Nice I'm like Rambo in tweed with a bow tie" as I said that a soldier came up a set of stairs next to Alice. She slammed her foot down on his and pushed him down the stairs when he tried to grab her.

"Let's split up, go down that service stairwell 4 flights, then take a left the TARDIS is somewhere around there" I said as I took a position to shoot the soldiers chasing us. The first on that ran forward I shot, he crumpled holding his stomach and I was off running being chased by a bunch of angry Koreans.

At the stairs I let loose a burst of automatic fire to cover me jumping over the railing, I nearly slammed my head into the wall when I landed, it did not work as well as the movies. Empting the rest of the magazine up the stairs to cover me, I took off running down them as fast as possible

At the bottom of the stairs was a door. I took the single grenade that was in my pocket, pulled the pin and threw it up and behind me then slammed the door.

(What felt like forever latter)

"Ready to go?" I ask as Alice arrives at the TARDIS.

"How are you already hear James" She asked panting for breath

"Magic I replied.

"Yeah" she said winded, " but what do you think the master is doing here" she asked as we entered the TARDIS"

"Don't know but what I saw from my quick tour of the bombs they had, he has not been miniaturizing them so they can be put on missiles. I won that bar bet "I answered as I started adjusting knobs.

"Come out of that box or we will open fire" the Korean officer yelled

"So I was thinking we should go a week in the future and get the lottery numbers" I answered flipping the big lever. As we started to dematerialize as bullets harmlessly bouncing of the TARDIS