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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to face the detective movie. Mason targeted Solis and Dew, members of the alliance he supposedly is working with. Striker was still being tortured by Farra….boring. The contestants were sent to a deserted island, where they would have to find clues throughout it. It was a neck and neck situation in which the Lucarios would be in the lead and then the Charizards would be. The challenge got interesting during the final clue, when Solis, who had just evolved, moved Lila out of the way so she could sleep with Jesse. When everyone woke up, a catfight ensued between Lila and Solis. Jesse, getting tired of the fighting, pushed the plunger down on some dynamite, stopping the fight and unknowingly winning his team the challenge. The Charizards were sent to elimination once again, and Dew and Solis were sent packing, making Carman's alliance weaker. Will Mason be found out? Will Kevin stop being random? Is anyone safe? Will Striker return? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"Nine more idiots to go", said Mason smiling.
"YAY!" cheered Kevin.
"Carman's alliance is down to only two", said Mason smiling.
"YAY!"
"That's right yay, we're dominating this game", said Mason smiling wickedly.
"YAY!"
"Okay…you can stop now", said Mason, getting annoying.
"Okay", said Kevin.
"Come on, let's go see what Carman's…duo is up to", said Mason chuckling as he walked off with Kevin.
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"How are we losing?" asked Carman pacing back and forth.
"I don't know, but we need to make it stop before our entire alliance is gone", said Sabrina.
"It's already gone!" yelled Carman. "It's only me and you now."
"We still have Mason and Kevin", said Sabrina.
"They aren't useful anymore, Mason just basically told us the order and Kevin has been an idiot ever since he evolved", explained Carman.
"Well there was an error when humans were trying to update Porygon2", explained Sabrina.
"I don't care! We just need to figure out a way to keep ourselves safe from elimination", said Carman.
Mason came up with Kevin with frowns on their faces.
"This sucks", said Mason, pretending to care.
"I know, it's annoying, all of a sudden we're like The Evil Alliance", said Sabrina.
"YAY! WE'RE LOSING!"
"Okay, something's seriously wrong with him", said Carman.
"I know", Mason sighed.
"I have an idea", said Sabrina.
"What?" they asked.
"What if we keep trying to lose the challenges and then frame someone else to get rid of the competition?" she asked.
"That's my job", thought Mason angrily.
"That's actually a good plan, what do you think Mason?" asked Carman.
"Yeah, that's great…really great", he finished through gritted teeth.
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Mason: This is bullsh*t! Sabrina is definitely next to leave!
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Kevin: RAVE!
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Striker was still thawing out of the ice, as Farra was sleeping next to him in the ski lodge. When Striker finally unthawed, he tried to get out of the bed.
"Don't…even…think…about…it" said Farra in her sleep.
Striker whimpered and laid back on the bed. "Why me?!"
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The Lucarios were all awake and saw that Striker was still gone, and were shocked when they saw that Jesse was gone too.
"Solis didn't kidnap him did she?" asked Sparky.
"I don't think so, she's not like Farra", said Darren.
"Why hasn't Striker come back yet?!" asked Laxish.
"Maybe Farra forced him to marry her and has him locked in a cage", said Ded.
"No way, although that is a possibility", said Skore. "We have to find him."
"Let's find Jesse first", said Klavier.
The guys went outside and saw that Jesse was outside the trailer with Lila lying on his chest, both of them asleep. They also noticed that their fur was messy and they had smiles on their faces.
"I have a feeling that they had sex", said M.P.S.
"Happy sex if you ask me", said Klavier laughing.
"Well, they got rid of Solis, so they're free to do whatever they want", said Spike.
"Have any questions Sonan?" asked Spiro, who was looking at a shocked Sonan.
"My parents had sex outside of the trailer…I have no comment", said Sonan as he went back in the trailer and slammed the door, waking Jesse and Lila up.
"Well good morning", said Darren with a smug grin.
"Ugh…" said Lila. "I've gotta go."
Lila ran off as the guys looked at Jesse with smiles on their faces.
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Jesse: Dear Arceus, I hope they didn't see anything.
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Lila: That was embarrassing…I hope Sonan didn't see.
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Before Jesse could explain what happened-
"CHALLENGE TIME!"
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Striker was in a circus tent with Farra sitting beside him. There they watched the clowns dancing and messing around. Soon enough, the saw a huge elephant Pokemon that unrecognizable to both of them.
"I'm outta here!" yelled Striker.
"Oh no you don't!" said Farra holding onto him.
"We don't even know what that thing is!" yelled Striker.
"Well let's find out", said Farra taking out a Pokedex.
"How did you get that from Egridos?" asked Striker, who was creeped out.
"You'll never know", she hissed as she pointed it at the Pokemon.
Bracaderm, the Iron Tusk Pokemon and the evolved form of Elephium. This Pokemon has been known to help in construction sites, using its huge tusks to hold up i-Beams and girders.
"Wow, that's rare…maybe we can steal it and sell it so we can pay for our wedding", said Farra happily.
"WE AREN'T TEAM ROCKET!"
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"Hello", greeted Mew.
"What's the challenge?" asked Leon, folding his arms.
"Are you sure you guys wanna ask that?" asked Mew, seeing the differences in the teams. "The Lucarios have 19 players left, and you guys only have 10."
"Actually, we have 20, and they have 11 because Farra kidnapped Striker", said Skore.
"Ugh…I hate lazy people, hold on", said Victini, snapping his fingers and bringing Farra and Striker back to the lot.
Farra put a net over Laxish's head. "What the hell?!"
Farra looked around and saw that she was back in the lot; Striker also noticed this and smiled. "I'M FREE!" he yelled as he hopped back to his team.
Farra was about to grab him again, but was stopped by Mew and Victini. "Okay, new rule, if you get out of the film lot, you're automatically eliminated."
"YES! THANK YOU ARCEUS!" cheered Striker.
Farra glared at him before going back to her team.
"Anyways, today's movie is the vampire movie!" announced Mew.
"YAY! WE GET TO BE BITTEN AND HAVE OUR FLUIDS SUCKED OUT!" cheered Kevin.
Everyone stared at him nervously.
"O…kay, he's half right", said Mew. "We have a Woobat vampire roaming the lot. If he bites you, like all vampire victims, you will gain fangs and gain lustful feelings for the person you're dating, and then if you bite them…you'll make out for a bit.
"Um…Why?" asked Spike.
"Because Woobat and Swoobat both help with love and relationships", said Victini.
"Then why didn't you get a Swoobat?" asked Mason.
"Because Woobat have bigger teeth, meaning more pain, now quiet!" said Mew as he continued. "If you're single or your spouse was voted out, if you get bitten, you're out. For the couples, the guys will have to keep away from the girls because the vampire targets girls. The last person standing or the last person to be bitten wins the challenge."
"Aren't vampires destroyed in the sunlight?" asked Marie.
"Not Woobats, now quiet!"
"When does it start?" asked Striker.
"NOW!" said Mew as a Woobat flew in front of them.
Everyone except Farra ran off. Instead of running, she walked up to the Woobat.
"Bite me, now!" she commanded.
The Woobat, who was afraid of what she would do, bit Farra's back. Farra smiled as her sclera turned pink and she grew fangs.
"Perfect", she said lustfully. "I'm coming for you Striker."
She ran away as the vampire looked at her confused before flying away.
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"Farra is out!"
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"Another challenge in which we could die", said Skore as he and his friends ran. "This is just great."
"Well at least it can't get any worse", said Spiro.
Suddenly Farra pounced on Striker and bit him, causing him to scream in pain. Striker's eyes turned purple and because he didn't actually have a mouth, he didn't grow any fangs.
"What the hell Farra?!" yelled Striker.
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"Striker is out!"
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"What? I thought you were supposed to make out with me?" asked Farra confused.
"That's if you're a couple", said Ded, getting her off of him.
Farra bit his arm, turning him into a vampire as well.
"OW! Damn it!"
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"Ded is out!"
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"Never touch me again", Farra hissed as she ran away, grabbing Striker in the process.
"AAAHHHHHH!" yelled Striker.
"Oh no, not again!" shouted Laxish as he and the others ran after her.
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"Okay, this is easy, all we have to do is stay sheltered and try not get bitten", said Demenio as he and some of the others hid in a nearby building.
The Woobat saw them run inside the building and flew in through an open window.
"So, what? We just wait in here until the challenge is over?" asked Darren.
"That seems like our best option to avoid getting bitten", said Sola.
"What do you think Vixen?" asked Cano, looking over at her.
She looked at him with lustful eyes. He noticed that her eyes were pink and her fangs were n inch longer than normal. It took him a while to realize what happened before he started to back away from her slowly.
"What's the matter Cano?" asked Klavier.
"Vixen's bitten", he said nervously through his teeth.
Everyone went wide-eyed before everyone started running out of the building. Sparky started to run out before noticing that Luna was still sitting there. He went up to her and was pounced by her. He looked in her eyes and saw that they were pink like Vixen's were.
"Oh no"
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"Cano, Vixen, Sparky, and Luna are out!" *gunshot*
"This is our show bub!" said Mew as Victini dragged the body of a Loudred out of the studio.
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Sabrina was flying in the air with Carman on her back. Flame was doing the same thing with Marie.
"Do you think this a good idea?" asked Carman. "Woobats are Psychic/Flying-types you know."
"Seriously, this isn't a good strategy", said Flame.
"Oh please, if he doesn't know where we are we're fine", said Sabrina.
Suddenly a Woobat flew in front of them.
"Run!" yelled Flame as they flew away. The Woobat, being light and having nothing on its back, flew up beside them with ease and bit Marie, Sabrina, and Carman.
Marie looked down at Flame and bit his neck, causing him to land on the pavement.
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"Flame, Marie, Carman, and Sabrina are out!" announced Mew.
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Mason: Perfect, my hypnosis worked again! *cackles evilly*
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Mason and Kevin were walking aimlessly around the lot.
"WHEN I GET BITTEN, I'M GONNA BITE YOU!" said Kevin happily.
"Um…why?" asked Mason.
"BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE YOU BLEED!"
Mason slowly sped up. "If he gets to the merge, I'll be shocked."
Mason kept going forward and ran into Vile, who looked at him lustfully.
"Aw crap", said Mason as Kevin floated in the air.
"WHEEEEEE!I'M A SAUSAGE!" he yelled as he abandoned Mason.
"I'm gonna get him", said Mason as Vile tackled him.
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"Vile and Mason are out!" announced Mew.
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The guys were still chasing Farra, who had locked herself and Striker in the horror movie set.
"Get out of there!" said Skore.
"NO! GO AWAY!" yelled Farra.
"She's insane", said M.P.S., who was facing away from the set. After hearing that, Farra came out, bit him and locked herself back inside.
"Wow that was stupid", said M.P.S. as his eyes turned pink and his tusks grew longer.
"Are Spiro, Laxish, and I the only ones not bitten from this group?" asked Skore.
"We're in an alliance remember?" asked Spiro.
"I know, but we haven't been doing any alliance stuff", said Skore.
"Well, we could do it now", said Laxish.
"With a crazy vampire Woobat on the loose?" asked Skore.
"Don't worry about that", said M.P.S. as he accidentally touched Spiro, Munchlax, and Skore with his tusks.
The three of them quickly grew fangs, or in Skore and Laxish's cases, they grew longer, and their eyes turned pink.
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"Skore, M.P.S., Spiro, and Laxish are out!" announced Mew.
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"Well, at least we can make our plans now", said Skore.
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Kai and Jet were walking around the lot and soon ran into Darren and the others.
"Thank goodness, we found the strong people on our team, maybe there's hope after all", said Spike.
The Woobat suddenly appeared and started biting everyone in a really fast pace before flying off.
"Okay, that was totally unfair!" said Demenio before being tackled by Sola.
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"Darren, Klavier, Kai, Jet, Sola, Demenio, and Spike are out!"
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Leon, Ray, Ebony were in Leon's alliance spot.
"What do you want idiots? You do know that there is a challenge going on right?"
"Yes, but we wanted to ask you if you wanted to join our alliance", said Leon.
"Why would I want to join an alliance with you two? I'd rather be in one with Mason or Flame", said Ebony.
"We want you to help us get rid of Mason", said Leon.
"Why would I want to do that?" asked Ebony, suspicious of their request.
"Mason has been the reason we're losing, we need to get him out", said Leon.
"Hmm…okay, I'll join", said Ebony smiling.
"Great, Mason is gone!" cheered Leon.
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Ebony: I don't buy it for a second; I'm telling the team to vote out Leon. I bet he and Ray are the ones who have been making us lose…well mainly him, Ray is an idiot.
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Suddenly, the Woobat appeared and bit all three of them before Ebony could leave.
"DAMN IT!"
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"Ebony, Ray, and Leon are out!"
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Jesse, Lila, and Sonan were walking around the lot, trying not to get bitten. Lila and Jesse noticed that Sonan wasn't looking or talking to them.
"Something wrong Sonan?" asked Lila.
"Nope", he said plainly.
"Yes there is", said Jesse, touching his son's head.
"NO, NO! I know where those paws have been", said Sonan covering his head.
"Sonan, what is wrong?" asked Jesse seriously.
Sonan sighed, "I saw you guys in that…position this morning."
Jesse and Lila both blushed.
"W-we didn't see you", said Lila stuttering.
"I went back inside after seeing that…it was really disturbing to me", explained Sonan. "And to make it worse, I heard you."
"What?" asked Jesse.
"Yes, you were right near the part of the trailer where I sleep, and my ear-arms can hear a lot of stuff!"
Jesse and Lila both blushed deeper as their explained why he wasn't saying anything to them.
"Okay, we're sorry son", said Lila. "Hug?"
"After you shower"
Lila and Jesse chuckled as they continued walking forward. They looked up and saw that Kevin was descending before them.
"Hello", he greeted.
"Um…hi Kevin", said Lila.
"Do you have a marshmallow?" he asked.
"No" responded Jesse.
"Aww…"
"Kevin, are you the last person on your team?"
"I DON'T KNOW", he said in an unsure manner.
The Woobat flew by once again and bit Kevin first, but Lila used Dark Pulse so it wouldn't bite her and Jesse, as she remember the effects it had on women…and she didn't want to scar Sonan again.
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"Kevin is out! That means the Lucarios win the first challenge!"
"FIRST?!"
"Yeah, the next challenge is to slay a vampire", said Victini. "But first."
Victini snapped his fingers, turning everyone back to normal.
"Now, let's get on with the vampire killing!" said Mew.
"What vampire do we have to kill?" asked Spike.
"This one", said Mew pointing to a dark-skinned vampire with gray hair, a black suit, and purple eyes.
"What Dracula doing here? Dracula got bridge club today", the vampire said.
Everyone looked at Mew and Victini annoyed.
"Seriously? This guy?" asked Skore.
"Hey, he's the only one we could find who wasn't that busy", said Mew.
"Hey kids, wanna see Dracula dance?" asked Dracula as he started dancing. Soon enough he caught on fire, but he kept dancing.
"Okay this is getting annoying", said Ded as he grabbed a piece of wood and stabbed Dracula, sending him away.
"The Lucarios win!" announced Mew.
"Really?" asked Flame annoyed. "That's it?!"
"Yes really, now get to elimination", said Mew.
"Don't we get one more challenge or something?" asked Mason, trying to sound innocent.
"No, just go!"
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Mason: Sabrina is gone…but I really get to do anything because of this stupid author.
"GOOD! NOBODY GOT HURT!"
Shut up!
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Marie: Ebony told us about Leon's alliance, so I'm gonna vote Leon out.
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Flame: Sabrina, she made us lose the first challenge
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Carman: I'm voting for Leon…his alliance must be broken!
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Vile: Ahh…I feel great! Nobody's noticed me; I might just win this game
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Leon: Bye bye Mason
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Ray: I'm sorry…Leon
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Ebony: Leon
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Kevin: PIZZA!
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At the Ceremony
"You guys know the drill", said Mew as he started giving the plushies. "Flame, Marie, Carman, Vile, Ray, Ebony, Farra, and Kevin."
"Leon, Sabrina, Mason, you guys are the final three and the last person safe is…
Leon was grinning.
Sabrina was nervous.
Mason was frowning.
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…Mason."
Mason grinned as Leon looked at him angrily.
"Leon, Sabrina, it's time to go", said Mew.
"Fine, screw this game", said Sabrina as she flew into the Lame-O-Sine.
"You guys better watch out for Mason", warned Leon as he entered.
Everyone rolled their eyes, ignoring his warning.
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Farra and Striker were still in the horror movie set.
"We may not be able to leave the lot anymore, but that doesn't mean we still can't have 'fun'", said Farra.
"NOOOOO!"
Sabrina and Leon are out! Ebony turned the tables! Poor Striker, you shouldn't have to deal with that, and poor Sonan! You shouldn't have had to hear or see that…but I guess that shows that Jesse and Lila's love is strong…a little too strong. Sorry if this chapter seemed short, but at least Dracula made a guest appearance and wow Ded, that was just…lame. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Will Sonan be able to hug his parents again? Will Kevin keep being random? Will Ray make up his mind? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!