Harem: Okay, I get it. We all want to have sex with loads of men/women. Unfortunately we are anime fans and we read Naruto fanfiction. We are not so cool as to have that luxury(though kudos to the one fan who does).

Listen, lets talk real for a moment. Harems can be done well… At least if you actually try to write them well. There sooo many stories that get character development all wrong when it comes to this- its maddening!

Sex! Sex! Sex! It is not character development. Well I guess it could be, but it is usually just porn.

"Oh, look! They had sex that means they love each other! I just saved hours of writing compelling story arcs that bring the characters closer, yay!"

Yah… If your gonna have the main character juggle so many lovers and so many beloved characters… Try to make them something other than canned pussies for Naruto to stick his dick into.

(Disregard if you are writing decent, kinky harem porn that is actually capable of causing an erection. Sooo… add some futa's and tentacle monsters?)

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Mpreg: Its not that its kind weird to poop a baby, but just the logistics of that push me over the edge. I'm not disgusted by it, just really fucking curious as what the mechanism behind (no pun) all this is. I reeeally want to take a gander at these stories. But I am overwhelmed by fear.

What if someone finds out? The government is watching everything, aren't they? I mean the NSA and stuff. So what if, hypothetically, they used it blackmail me into something? Like into hosting a man on man orgy? I wouldn't be able to refuse. Listen, I have been blackmailed before, its not fun!

Anyway, maybe one day i'll find the answer… Maybe this kinda of thing is actually the best plot line ever! Yah! I dont know.

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'Wander' is not spelled as 'wonder': Enough said.

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The chunnin day exams is a horrible piece of fiction. What the fuck.

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There is a thin line between you hating a character and a character hating a character… try not to cross it.

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Snape is not sexy.

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Snape is NOT sexy.

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Mary sue: Making Naruto super fucking cool is also making him super fucking boring. What the fuck is the point if you are just gonna suck all the drama out of the story with some stupid ass Naruto worshipping? It hasn't been entertaining since after my second fic! DO YOU HEAR ME? Cool, no-equal Naruto is stupid.

Your mother should have kept you in the cage if you are writing like this.