"We'll that was easy" I said as we casually strolled into the TARDIS

"Yeah" Alice agreed "that was good thinking"

"One of my better plans, if I do say so myself" and at that I flipped a switch and we demineralized

"You got a lot better at driving" Alice said

"It's because I'm going slower" I replied

"You have been speeding the whole time" Alice squeaked

"No, to North Korea was figuring out how to ride and to Mars was seeing what this puppy will do. It's like a motorcycle, it's more fun if you ride hard" I paused for a moment looking at a flashing light "yes code red let's go!" I yelled as I flicked some switches and pulled a lever.

"We are going to a disaster" Alice yelled

"No a party" I yell" I Love parties"

(Lots of Time as Alice gets Dressed up)

"James, why are their Korean nuclear weapons in the closet" Alice yelled at me she was looking through the dresses

"Because I had to store them somewhere" I yelled just get something already

"Why did you take them?"

"Would you leave a bunch of nukes in the Master's possession" I replied "plus I had plenty of time waiting for you to catch up"

"I hope they have food, I'm hungry" She said

"You're always hungry"

(Even more Time)

Out of the TARDIS we found ourselves in a stone hallway where a butler waited for us.

"Right this way sir and madam" he said in a stiff English accent

We shrugged and fallowed him in the touch lit hallway. What sounded like dub step music was played softly? At the end of it we came to a great hall. The table was clear and all the table seats were filled except for two. All around the room there were statues of knights with swords six in total.

"Yes our last two gests have arrived" said the man at the head of the table as he stood. On his head was a crown that reflected an impossible rainbow.

The last two seats moved on out on tracks. When we sat they slid back to the table. Then the crowned man at the head of the table gave some speech about how happy he was about us coming to be in the festivities. On each side of the table where six guests. All of them except for the two of us where dressed in similar cloths with bright colored jackets with gold buttons. The room had an amazing amount of symmetry.

On ending his speech food rose on elevators in the table, and a translucent soundproof bubble shield went around each diner. I pulled out the sonic screwdriver and soniced the shield, someday I will figure out what those flashing light mean. The meal that rose in front of me consisted of a soup, and goblet of some clear liquid. In the soup floated red mushrooms with red spots.

Fly agaric mushroom, a hallucinogenic mushroom that is responsible for flying reindeer stories, also found in the Mario video games. Go figure. Across from me Alice was eating the soup with her veracious appetite and chugging the liquid. I did not touch my food and waited for the second course.

The second course turned out to be cocaine. "Some party" I commented as I watched Alice do cocaine like a Wall Street executive. After a few more minutes the elevator returned with a pistol that looked like it had shrunken Dalek gun stick on it.