Chapter 2: The Beginning

AN: Here is chapter 2 everyone. Hope you all enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Fate Stay/Night, any quoted media, or any other related media (I do own Shirou Kurosaki and his Zanpaktou though – well at least their concepts).

Year after prologue

Shirou blinked as he saw Ichigo run past, coming from the memorial, alongside a slightly transparent redhead with a chain on her chest followed by a weird cross between a spider and praying mantis with a white bone-like mask and a hole in its torso-area. Shirou took off after Ichigo, easily catching up due to his weight training, and questioned him, "What the fuck is the Mantis-bone-spider behind us?"

Ichigo glared at Shirou and commented, "Why the Fucking Hell would I know Dumbass!" The girl tripped making both boys turn quickly as Shirou was at her side helping her up and they panicked as the creature was about to swing its scythe-like arm at them. Shirou and Ichigo blinked in shock when a midget in a black samurai-like outfit slashed the thing before leaping back and bisecting the mask making the MBS dissipate. Said girl then disappeared in a blur of black leaving the three of them confused as Shirou commented, "Well ya don't see that every day. Then again, why were you and this girl running?" Shirou then stared in utter shock as someone walked through the young girl and then turned to Ichigo, and stated simply, "I blame you for this asshole."

Ichigo just nodded in reply as he sighed and turned to the girl saying, "Now be careful, there may be more of those things around. So then," Ichigo commented, "let's head home Shirou."

Shirou nodded as they walked the rest of the way.

That night

Ichigo was sitting awake in the bunk bed he shared with Shirou and chatting about the events of that day as they were both curious about the events. Shirou stopped dead and questioned Ichigo, "Did you hear that roaring noise Ichigo?" Ichigo nodded in the affirmative just before the girl-in-black from yesterday phased through the wall.

Both boys jumped and cussed harshly while yelling questions at the girl, who ignored them entirely and muttered about something being close. Ichigo and Shirou took their normal response; they kicked her in the head and ass respectively yelling, ""Don't Go Saying 'It's Close' After you barge into someone's room you idiot midget!""

The girl ignored the specifics of their comments and questioned in shock, "Y-you can see me?" Both boys blinked and commented, ""Quite easily. So what the hell are you doing here and how the hell did you phase through the fucking wall ya damn Midget!"" The girl's eye twitched and she replied frostily (AN: I apologize for the pun. It was completely unintended.) "My Name is Rukia Kuchiki, not Midget!"

After Rukia's drawing-assisted lecture

Rukia smiled at the two boys, Shirou's eye twitching while Ichigo was trying not to laugh, and asked, "That's the basics, any questions?"

Shirou shook his head in the negative before his head perked up at another roaring noise and he dashed for the closet while Ichigo commented, "Do all your drawings suck or is it just your obvious rabbit obsession?"

Rukia wondered what Shirou was doing when he pulled out a white wooden pole with what appeared to be runes engraved in it, and replied to Ichigo, "My drawings don't suck! Bakudo #1: Sai!" Ichigo's arms snapped together behind his back and his legs snapped together temporarily making him fall over as Shirou chuckled as he checked the pole and nodded before running outside.

Rukia froze as she heard a Hollow's roar followed by a cry of, "You Bastard! Let go of my Sister!" from Shirou as Ichigo panicked and started to strain against the bonds despite Rukia's warnings and breaking it, to Rukia's utter shock, before grabbing a chair and running outside as Shirou barked out the name of a technique, "Hiken: Tsubame Kirite!"

Ichigo and Rukia, who had just arrived, watched in shock as the Hollows right hand was cleaved from the body by what appeared to be three strikes happening at the same time and blinked when Shirou cussed and commented, "That Bastard has some pretty tough skin, took all three strikes to remove the hand."

Rukia, still in shock, managed to block a blow coming towards Ichigo but was wounded as well as thrown against a light pole in the process while Shirou muttered something about not having wanted to show Ichigo this yet before he reach down and took was appeared to be Ankle weights off and chucked them at the Hollow. Rukia, Ichigo, and the Hollow all paused in shock when the weights hit the ground and created rather large craters before two wrist versions flew by and caused identical craters.

They turned to Shirou, who was bouncing in place while still holding the wooden nodachi, who smirked as he grabbed part of the wood and pulled, revealing part of the wood to be a masterfully crafted sheathe as a shining silver blade was revealed and threw the wooden sheathe which sunk into the concrete while cratering the concrete around the impact site, showing it was heavily weighted, and got into another stance. Shirou commented cheerfully, "Alright then, time to see if my body's conditioning was enough to use this altered version. Hiken: Mirion-Dageki: Tsubame Kirite!" (AN: This translates to Read: Million Strikes: Swallow Cutter) Rukia and Ichigo paled as a thousand insanely deep slashes appeared across the beings body all at the same time as Shirou grunted, the skin on his right elbow exploding from the stress of the attack. Rukia yelled, "You have to cut the mask apart!" Shirou turned and commented, "I cut the thing's mask ten-thousand times out of the million strikes, didn't even leave a fucking scratch." Shirou blinked as he heard/felt a thump and was suddenly on the opposite side of a destroyed wall in extreme pain as he heard Ichigo yell his name in fear.

Shirou got out just in time to see Ichigo's body fall to the ground before Ichigo, in a similar outfit to the girls – who Shirou idly noticed was now dressed in a white kimono instead of the black get-up and was staring at the kimono is shock– with a massive, oversized claymore cut the things leg off before slashing its mask in half. Shirou smiled and commented, "Well done Ichigo! I'll see you in the morning, I'm about to pass out." Shirou then put actions to the words and blacked out.

Next Morning

Shirou woke up blearily, blinking his eyes and woke up Ichigo before heading downstairs and stopped at the massive hole in the house and the property wall. Ichigo walked down afterwards and stopped alongside him, Shirou commented, "I have the memories of a truck doing this and feel that their wrong. Care to clarify what the fuck happened?" Ichigo nodded and relayed the events of the previous night to which Shirou nodded and commented, "That explains why my right arm won't work and why I wasn't restricted by my weights this morning." Shirou ran out in a nigh-invisible blur to grab his weights, strap them on, and then ran back in in a much slower rate to Ichigo, who questioned "How many pounds do you have on those things? I know you've been training since a week after you joined the family but I'm sure you'd be pretty high-up in weight."

Shirou grinned and scratched the back of his head sheepishly before commenting, "Five-hundred pounds per weight and one weight per limb, so about two thousand pounds on me and I increase it by a hundred pounds each day." Ichigo blinked, processed the statement, and expressed his complete shock in a cry of, "WHAT?!" Shirou smirked and nodded to his questioned stating, "I take my hobbies very seriously if you haven't noticed."

AN: That's chapter one all. Introduced some of Shirou's skills, did the mandatory canon references, exposed the alteration of Tsubame Gaeshi from FS/N that my twisted mind developed, and all. Hope you enjoyed. FYI: I intend for a rather large timeskip to Rukia's kidnapping next chapter.