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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to tackle the 'animal' buddy movie. Ray revealed that he knew about Mason's plan, causing Mason to target him next. Carman had also targeted Vile, who was trying to stay under the radar for a long time. The challenges had the contestants searching around the lot for their own Pokemon and then have two strong ones battle for the win. The Charizards didn't have a strong enough Pokemon, so Mew gave them one of the Lucarios'. The battle was intense, leaving the Lucarios the winners and sending the Charizards to elimination again. In the end, Ray and Vile were both sent packing, but not before Ray and Mason had a fight over what's been happening. Will Mason be found out? Will the Lucarios lose? Will Kevin say more funny stuff? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"This is going great Kevin, my team is down to five", said Mason smiling, seemingly unfazed from his fight with Ray.
"Uh…are you okay master? You still have ketchup in your fur from yesterday", said Kevin.
"Oh please, I'm fine", said Mason grinning.
"OKAY!"
"Now Kevin, who are we going to target now?"
"BANANA!" cheered Kevin holding a banana.
"Where did you even get that?!" asked Mason.
"I don't know…"
"O…kay, now tell me who to target!"
"Uhh…team leaders!"
"So…Marie and Flame?" asked Mason.
"YAY!"
"Well, if the leaders get out, the team will get weaker. This'll be great", thought Mason cruelly. "Thank you Kevin."
"Did I do good?"
"Yes"
"YAY!"
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"Okay, who do I get rid of now?" asked Carman to herself. "Mason and Kevin are idiots and they'll be easy to defeat if we make it to the merge. Ebony is an option, but he hasn't been having any impact on me. Farra is too busy trying to get Striker to try hard. That leaves Flame and Marie, the two leaders who'll be threats later on.
"So it's settled, Marie and Flame are out next', said Carman to herself.
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Carman: I'm actually glad I'm by myself. It's much easier than having to rely on the opinions of others.
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Striker wasn't sleeping at all. He was too worried about Farra to sleep, even with Demenio's dark energy surrounding the trailer. Soon, like last time, he fell asleep.
-Striker's Dream World-
Striker is sitting with Annie.
"So Striker, how do you feel so far?"
"Well, to be honest, I feel like I'm useless to my team and friends."
"Don't say that", she replies.
"I'm a Metapod! I can't even do anything"
"Well, just remember, you'll always be useful to me", she says as she kisses him on the cheek.
-Reality-
"Thanks…Annie", Striker says in his sleep, not knowing that Farra was next to him.
"ANNIE?!" she yelled, waking up the other guys.
"FARRA? HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!" asked Striker.
"I dug a hole you dream cheater!" she responded.
"Dream cheater?" asked Spiro.
"I heard you say another girl's name in your dream!"
"Who Annie? She's my girlfriend, so what?"
"WHAT?!" she yelled.
"Wow, everyone knew that, you didn't?" asked Laxish.
"He never mentioned her", said Farra. "You're all lying!"
"No we're not, they've been trying to keep it under the radar, just in case something bad happened", said Skore.
Farra soon grew a smile.
"Why are you smiling?" asked Ded.
"Because, if she's not here, that means that there's no difference", said Farra.
"Yes there is", said Ded picking her up and tossing her out of the trailer.
"Well that was easy", said Darren.
"Now, let's-
"DON'T FINISH THAT STATEMENT", yelled Klavier. "They always call us when you do that. Don't talk, just do."
"CONTESTANTS, IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"What…the…hell?"
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"Hello contestants", greeted Mew.
"What do you want?" asked Ebony.
"Hello to you too wolfie, the next movie is the racing movie!"
"YAY! WE GET TO EXPLODE!"
"That's right Kevin, you do get to explode", said Mew.
"Wait, what?" asked Luna.
"Yeah, but because we can afford any cars, you're gonna be using bikes!"
"Pretty much like last season?" asked Spiro.
"Yeah"
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Mew and Victini led the contestants to an old shed.
"Why are we here?" asked Striker.
"You all have to make your own bikes!" said Mew.
"What if we're too big?" asked M.P.S., because of his huge size.
"Oh, well M.P.S., you have invincibility then", said Mew as M.P.S. smiled.
"What about me?" asked Ded.
"Monkey sloths can ride bikes", said Mew.
"Great, just great", said Ded folding his arms.
"Now, you all have to create your bikes using this junk", said Mew opening the shed and revealing a huge pile of broken parts, rusty pipes, and other scrapmetal.
"How are we supposed to make bikes from that?" asked Striker.
"Figure it out!"
"I don't even have arms!"
"Fine, you get invincibility too", said Mew as Striker started hopping away…only to be grabbed by Farra and teleported away.
"Okay, I'm not even gonna ask", said Victini. "So, get building and then get ready to race!"
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"Okay, now how are we supposed to build a bike without instructions and with junk?" asked Luna.
"It was easy for Cano last season", said Skore.
"Really? Cano, can you make us some bikes?" asked Spiro.
"Um…I'm not really sure they'll have enough junk", said Cano.
"Oh come on, please?" asked Vixen seductively stroking his face with one of her tails.
Cano sighed. "Alright, fine. But you're gonna have to help me."
"No problem", said Lila.
"I can help too!" said Sonan smiling.
"Alright, let's hope we win again", said Darren.
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"Farra, you are nuts!" yelled Striker.
"I know, love makes you do crazy things", said Farra creepily as she taped him to the wall of the horror movie set.
"Why are you taping me to the wall?"
"So you won't escape, and I can keep an eye on you", said Farra as she finished taping him up. "There we go."
"This sucks", sighed Striker.
"I know it sucks for you., but don't worry. I'll always be here with you", she said licking his face.
"AAHHHHH!"
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"Alright, do any of you know how to build a bike?" asked Flame.
"Um…in case you haven't noticed, we're the only ones left on this team", said Ebony. "And we're all newcomers, so we don't know how to do this kind of stuff."
"Well, it looks like Kevin knows how to", said Marie.
Everyone turned around and saw that Kevin had a really weird bike. It was golden brown all over, but had a brown covering over it. It was steaming and it smelled particularly good.
"Kevin, what kind of bike is that?" asked Mason.
"It's the chocolate waffle bike!" announced Kevin. "YAY!"
"How did you make it?" asked Carman
"I MADE WAFFLES!" cheered Kevin.
The five other contestants left on the team just stared at him, confused.
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Flame: How did he even- I don't know!
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Marie: There is seriously something wrong with him.
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Ebony: Okay, I'm a little creeped out now.
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Mason: Thus, another stupid creation is born.
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Kevin: *eating a waffle* WAFFLES!
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"Okay, I'm almost done", said Cano as he put the last wheel on the last bike, with help from Sonan.
"There!" said Sonan as he sat down, exhausted. "You guys owe us."
As the contestants looked at the bikes, they were amazed. Jesse's bike had an Aura Field on it so it could be able to blow people away. Lila's bike was powered with dark energy and had a few feminine touches here and there. Vixen's bike was painted cream and had flame hearts and markings on it. Sparky's bike had thunderbolt patterns on it. Luna's bike was black and had different bells and whistles on it to distract others. Demenio's bike was also powered by dark energy, but it had flaming 6s on the side of it, symbolizing his type. Sola's bike was raw and spiky, with a fluffy seat and a harsh light. Spike's bike was just like his body, being red, white, and blue. Darren's bike was cold and able to release snow. Klavier's bike was red and gray and was able to dump sand from its back. Jet's bike was fast and had water symbols on it. Kai's bike was bad-ass, it had flame markings, a jet and steel spokes. Skore's bike was purple and had poison sacs in the seat. Laxish's bike was made out of food they found in the pile. Spiro's bike was rocky and had wet tentacles on it. De's bike was big enough to hold him and had spikes on the spokes and the tires were big. Sonan's bike was green and had a lot of weapons on it, including a ray gun he found in the pile and an arrow. Cano's bike was orange and had black flame markings on it. It also had jet boosters, an arrow, and a cannon. These bikes were ready to kill and conquer.
"Man, we're lucky, we have a game junkie and a constructor on our team", said Klavier.
"Yeah, now let's get to that race!" said Skore.
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"This sucks", said Ebony as he kept trying to build his bike, but failed. He noticed that the other team was already done with their bikes. "The other team's already done, and the only bike we have that's done is Kevin's stupid chocolate waffle bike!"
"YAY!"
"How are we supposed to make these bikes?" asked Ebony.
"Maybe if we just try to build them with whatever and just let whatever happens happen", said Marie.
Everyone stared at her.
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Carman: She's out
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Ebony: That's a stupid idea, if we lose, she's gone! She doesn't even care.
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Soon enough, Kevin came back up to everyone with a smile on his face.
"What do you want Kevin?" asked Mason.
"GUESS WHO MAKE MORE WAFFLES!" cheered Kevin as he pointed to more bikes, all made of waffles.
Carman sighed. "Better than nothing I guess."
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"Farra, seriously let me go, this tape is chaffing my shell."
"Nope, you are going to stay there and that's final!"
"This is just getting repetitive", sighed Striker.
"Yeah, it sure is, now let's watch Carvanha 3D", said Farra as she turned on the TV.
"NO! I HATE THAT MOVIE! THE GRAPHICS ARE SO FAKE AND IT'S SCARY AS HELL!"
"Yeah, that's what makes it funny", said Farra laughing.
"AAHHHH!"
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"Okay now that your bikes are finished, let's get racing", said Mew.
"You guys have to start here and ride around the lot three times", said Victini. "And be careful because we put land mines and bombs around it."
Everyone looked at each other nervously.
"Oh, and because it's obvious the Lucarios have more people, only six of them will be going."
"What?" asked Cano and Sonan at the same time.
"We did all of this for nothing?" asked Cano angrily.
"Yes you did", said Mew smiling.
"Ha! Serves you right you mangy mutt!" laughed Ebony.
Cano growled and pressed a button on his bike, the button making his cannon point at Ebony.
"Alright, now we get to choose who goes and Sonan, Cano, Darren, Kai, Vixen, and Jesse, you all get to go", said Mew. "Oh, and the rest of you have invincibility, meaning if you lose, you can only vote for them."
"Thanks a lot", said Darren sarcastically.
"Whatever, now get in your places", said Victini
The Lucarios went away and split off into their different groups.
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"Okay, so if we lose I say we get Kai and Vixen out", said Skore with the rest of his alliance.
"Why?" asked Laxish.
"Because, Sonan and Cano are able to build different things and can help us until the merge, Darren is too nice of a guy, and Jesse is the team leader…and Lila would probably kill us if she found out", explained Skore.
Spiro sighed. "Kai, is the bad-ass on our team. He's the strongest on out of all of us, we can't get rid of him now, and Vixen is really adaptive to different things and she can help us later on, you never know with Mew and Victini."
"Arceus this is gonna be difficult", said M.P.S.
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Back at the starting line, the racers were both anxious and nervous.
"I'm gonna enjoy taking you down", said Ebony to Cano.
"Shut up", he replied. "That was a long time ago, why can't you just get over it?"
Ebony growled at him as Mew started the race.
"READY, SET, GO!"
They all started biking off, except for Marie, who seemed to be frozen in place.
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Mason: *laughs evilly*
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Kevin was surprisingly in the lead, with Darren on his tail.
"Chocolate pudding!" yelled Kevin as he tapped a button, leaving a trail of chocolate in the path.
Darren's bike, because it could make snow, got frozen in place and he fell in the chocolate. "Ugh, eh at least it's tasty."
The race heated up as Mason sped up in the lead behind Kevin. Kai was biking extremely fast and started passing everyone until he was in the lead. But pretty soon, Carman passed him and used Grass Knot to tie him and the bike the ground. He easily burned his way out, just as Mason and Jesse passed him.
"This is gonna be so easy", said Mason as he pressed a button on his bike, which released a waffle that hit Jesse in the face softly. "WHAT THE HELL KEVIN?!"
Jesse sped up using his Aura Field and easily knocked Mason into a wall.
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"How do you think they're doing?" asked Spike.
"They're probably doing fine…hopefully Ebony didn't do anything", said Sparky.
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Ebony used his chocolate slick to make the ground sticky and slippery for Cano and Vixen, but it didn't work. Cano pressed his button on his bike and started shooting arrows at Ebony. "Damn it!"
Ebony soon crash to the side of the building, but not before shooting a waffle at Vixen's bike, making her lose her balance and fall off.
Ebony got up from his wrecked waffle bike, and was met with an angry Vixen.
"S-sorry?"
Vixen glared at him.
"AAAHHHHHH!"
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"Turn it off! Turn it off!" yelled Striker.
"NO!"
"Come on, they just ate the guy's d***!"
"So? It has boobs, so you should be happy", said Farra.
"That's the only part good about it!"
"Shut up"
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The race continued with Jesse catching up with Flame. Flame crossed the starting line, ending his first lap, with Jesse doing the same after him. Kevin, Carman, and Cano were behind them and finished their lap. Kai finished his lap last, and soon took the lead after using his jet. Soon enough though, he ran over a landmine and blew himself, and his bike, up. Cano used his arrows to try to slow down Kevin and Carman, who were behind him, and ended up making them wipeout, their bikes being destroyed.
"Sorry!" he yelled as he kept going.
Flame, Jesse, and Cano continued going with Sonan nowhere in sight. Flame pressed a button on his bike and it released a giant waffle, which caused Cano to speed up, and Jesse to use his Aura Field to protect himself. The waffle slammed down hard, making vibrations that caused them to fly into the air momentarily, landing Cano on a landmine and blowing him up, his bike still intact. Jesse sped up as Flame followed him.
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"This is taking too long, when will the race end?" asked Skore.
"I don't know, but in the meantime, let's go rescue Striker", said Laxish.
"Yeah, he's probably being tortured", said Spiro.
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"Go Diego, GO!"
"AHHHHH! This is worse than Carvanha!" yelled Striker.
"Stop being a wuss", said Farra.
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The race continued on with Cano landing hard on the ground. He shook off the pain from the landing and continued pedaling. Flame and Jesse were neck and neck and doing great as they approached the line gain, signaling that they were on their third lap.
"This is gonna be close", said Jesse.
"Probably not, I'm sorry, but I need to win for my team", said Flame as he pressed another button and chocolate spikes appeared on the bike. "That's not what I was going for, but…"
Flame turned to Jesse and shredded the tires before speeding up.
"Crap"
Cano was speeding up more and more and soon caught up with Flame as they approached the line for the last time.
"This is gonna be too close", thought Flame in his head. "Sorry about this."
Cano looked at him confused before Flame used Flamethrower to melt his bike, and it worked. Flame crossed the finish line and cheered.
Mew grabbed Blarey, "ALL CONTESTANTS REPORT BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY!"
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When all of the contestants arrived back, they noticed that Flame had a smile on his face.
"The winners of this challenge were….the Lucarios!"
"WHAT?!" asked Flame.
"What?" asked Cano.
"That's right, Sonan won it for you guys", said Victini.
"What are you talking about, we didn't see him for the whole race!" yelled Ebony angrily.
"That's because he went so fast that he was invisible", said Mew.
"That's not fair!" yelled Carman.
"Life's not fair, not get to elimination and vote again Charizards. You're going from seven to five!"
"Wait, where is Sonan?" asked Lila.
"Oh, well he had to throw up from going too fast, so we sent him to the infirmary", said Victini.
Jesse and Lila looked at each other before running to the infirmary, the rest of the team behind them.
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Flame: WHAT THE F***K! THAT WAS BULLSH*T! THEY COULD'VE LET US WIN THIS! I hate this game.
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Marie: I don't know why I didn't move, I think my bike malfunctioned or something, so I vote for Kevin.
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Carman: Marie didn't even try, she's out.
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Ebony: Marie
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Mason: My plan is about to work yet again. The other ones are gonna vote for Marie, so I'll vote for Flame.
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Kevin: PORKCHOP! *holds up porkchop*
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At the Ceremony
"Alright Charizards, you guys are really sucking right now, so I'm gonna make this quick, everyone except Flame and Marie come get a plushie", said Mew.
"What?!" they asked.
"I'm not that surprised, Marie, you didn't move and Flame, you got pwn'd by a Wynaut, so…see ya!" said Mew as he sent them away.
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"Alright, how are we supposed to get Striker out of there?" asked Ded.
"Easy, M.P.S. will charge inside, we'll grab Striker and then we'll run back out it's as simple as that", said Skore. "Alright, we'll go on three, one…two…three!"
-10 seconds later-
Farra was taping finishing taping up M.P.S. and smiled.
"You really thought that you could take Striker away from me? Well you're wrong!" said Farra angrily.
"C'mon Farra, just let us go", said Spiro.
"No way, but now that I have all of you captive, I might as well have fun with you", said Farra, smiling wickedly.
"I'm outta here", said Ded as he tried to break out of the tape but failed.
"None of you are going anywhere", said Farra as she turned on the TV.
"Are you ready to explore?"
"NOOOO!" they all yelled.
Shocking elimination huh…not really if know what Mason is capable of. The Charizards are down to five players…and they don't have their leaders anymore, that was stupid. Wow Skore, your plan failed fast…and wow Sonan, that's just too bad-ass. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, because for an odd reason I'm disappointed with this chapter, too. But who cares? :D. Will the Charizards stop losing? Will Skore's alliance be saved? Will Kevin do more crazy stuff? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!