MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Here is the next episode of TPA!
-Static-
Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to experience the racing movie. Mason targeted the leaders, Marie and Flame in order to make his team weaker. The race called for the remaining Charizards to race against 6 of the Lucarios. The Charizards had a tough time building the bikes for the race, while the Lucarios, having Cano and Sonan built the bikes did it without difficulty. As the race started the teams were neck and neck almost the whole way there. Soon enough, the race was over and it seemed that the Charizards won, but Mew and Victini revealed that it was Sonan, not Flame, who had won the race. The elimination wasn't that surprising as Marie, who was hypnotized by Mason, and Flame, who got pwn'd by a Wynaut, were both sent home. Farra, who hadn't been at the elimination or challenge, kidnapped Striker once again and was holding him captive in the horror movie set again. Skore's alliance tried to save their friend, but only ended up in the same situation as him. The Charizards are down to 5 while the Lucarios still have 20 of their members. Will the Lucarios start losing? Will Skore and the others be set free? Will Mason change his plans? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"This game gets easier and easier", said Mason grinning deviously.
"YAY!"
"That's right yay, we're down to three losers", said Mason. "In a few more episodes, we'll be the only two, and then we can start winning."
"Maybe we can start winning now", said Kevin.
"Why would we do that?!"
"Because, when we're the last two, if we try to win…it'll be instant because of that double elimination thingy", said Kevin. "And what if the others vote for us?"
"I hypnotize them of course", said Mason.
"YAY! CHRISTMAS!"
"Okay I get it, you're happy. Do you have to do that every time?"
"YES!"
"Oi…come on", groaned Mason as he walked off.
"…MEOW!" said Kevin as he followed him.
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Mason: Kevin may be right; we may have to…win challenges so there won't be any suspicions on us…and just in case these last idiots on the team try to conspire against me and Kevin.
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"Great, just great, we're down to five people", said Carman as she paced back and forth. "What do I do? I'm not really that safe."
"I have a proposition for you", said Ebony as he came from behind garbage cans.
"How long have you been standing there?" asked Carman confused.
"Long enough to hear your dilemma", said Ebony. "I have an idea."
Carman looked at him suspiciously, "What kind of plan?"
"How about we make an alliance?" asked Ebony, unaware of what Carman could do.
Carman smiled mischievously and nodded. "Okay"
Ebony smiled back.
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Ebony: This'll be perfect. We're down to the last five people on this team, and if I have an alliance with one of them, getting rid of the other losers will be a breeze. Right now, though, we need to focus on winning these challenges so we won't lose anymore.
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Carman: Yes! I'm saved! But little does Ebony know that making an alliance with me will be the biggest mistake he's ever made.
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Farra was still holding the guys hostage in the horror movie set.
"Come on, it's been 10 hours!" yelled Laxish. "This is my second time being held captive against my will, and I really hate it."
"Well get used to it buddy, we're gonna be here a while", said a dull sounding Striker.
"Yes, you are, I'm glad you guys are finally accepting your fates!" said Farra.
"Now, let's watch some Total Pokemon Island", said Farra as she turned on another TV.
"TPI-ception", said M.P.S.
"Well, it isn't last season, it's by DA", said Farra.
"This one's made by DA33", said Striker. "What's the difference?"
"FOURTH WALL!"
"What the-?" asked Ded as he looked around.
"Don't ask questions, just watch!" yelled Farra.
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The guys in the Lucarios' trailer all looked around and saw that Skore and the others weren't in there.
"I'm guessing that Farra kidnapped them too", said Sparky.
"I wouldn't be surprised if she did", said Darren.
"Ugh…can you guys quiet down, my head is killing me", said Sonan holding his head in the bed. (Hey, that rhymes!)
"So what do we do now?" asked Cano.
"I guess we can go find them", said Demenio.
"Naw, they'll be back, they always come back", said Jesse.
"CONTESTANTS! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"They'd better", said Klavier.
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The contestants walked to the lot, where they were met with Mew and Victini, in which Mew was dressed up as Santa and Victini as an elf.
The contestants started laughing and Victini smiled at them.
"I'm glad you like this, because now your challenges are gonna be much worse", he said with a sadistic chuckle.
Everyone stopped laughing and gulped.
"Now, in honor of the holidays, today's movie is…the Christmas movie!" announced Mew.
"Ho, ho, ho", said Kevin.
"That's right Kevin, that's the spirit!" said Victini.
"Now, today will consist of three challenges, each one tougher than the last", said Mew. "Your first challenge is to put presents into a house..."
"That seems easy", said Sola.
"…through the chimney like the jolly fat elf does."
"Of course there's a catch", said Klavier. "So what is it?"
"Wow, you guys are getting smarter", said Mew. "The catch is…the heaviest person on the team is the only one that can do it."
"Ugh…how are we supposed to do it if all of our team members aren't here?" asked Lila.
"Fine", said Mew as he used Teleport and brought everyone back to the lot.
"Thank you!" cheered Spiro.
"What happened?" asked Darren.
"Farra kidnapped us and held us hostage", said Ded.
"Okay Farra that's it, if you kidnap another contestant, you are automatically eliminated…is that clear?" asked Victini.
Farra sighed, "Fine."
"Good, now it is easy to figure out who is the heaviest on your team, Mason is the heaviest on the Charizards, and M.P.S. is the heaviest on the Lucarios", said Mew.
"How do you know?" asked Mason, not wanting to go.
"I know everything about every Pokemon in the world, and I know for a fact that Mamoswine weigh 641 lbs. and that Absol weigh 103 lbs."
"Ugh…" growled Mason.
"Great, now I'm being called fat", said M.P.S.
"Oh please, don't get so down on yourself", said Ded.
"Yeah, save it for the challenge", said Mew. "Now let's go!"
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Mew and Victini teleported everyone to two houses that were side by side in the lot.
"Okay, the challenge is to make it into the house through the chimney and put the presents under the tree. Then, you have to climb back up the chimney and make it back", said Mew.
"What happens if we don't?" asked Mason.
"Oh, the house explodes", said Victini simply.
Mason and M.P.S. looked at each other nervously.
"Now, the first person to make it out, or if you make it back out at all, you get an advantage in the next challenge", said Mew as gave them the presents.
Mason but the bag in his teeth and M.P.S. put it on his tusks.
"Now, GO!" said Mew as he teleported them to the top of the houses.
"Three…two…one…GO!" he announced.
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Mason immediately threw the sack down and jumped in after it, making a soft landing. "That was easy", said Mason as he started looking around for the tree, but didn't see it.
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M.P.S. tried to jump into the chimney, but he couldn't fit and got stuck.
"I hate my life!" yelled M.P.S. through the chimney.
"I'm surprised the roof and chimney can hold him", said Darren.
"Yeah, reinforced the roof and chimney with tempered steel so that they wouldn't break", said Mew.
"HELP! I'M STUCK!" yelled M.P.S.
"Shouldn't we help him?" asked Jesse.
"No, he'll be fine", said Victini.
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Mason was still looking around the house for the tree.
"Where the hell would they put the tree?" asked Mason as he checked the closet.
So far he had checked the closet, the living room, the kitchen, and the den, but he still hadn't found the tree.
"Where is the f***ing tree, I'm running out of time!" yelled Mason. He saw something green in the bathroom and went inside.
There was the Christmas tree, covered with ornaments and tinsel.
"Wow, putting a Christmas tree in the bathroom…that's just plain stupid", he said. He put the presents down anyway and ran out. He went back to the living room and climbed back up the chimney. Suddenly, he heard a click and started to climb up faster. He knew the house was about to explode, so he climbed out of the chimney and jumped off of the room and back to his team.
"The Charizards win!" announced Mew.
The Charizards shrugged their shoulders. They had won so many times, they didn't care if they lost anymore.
Suddenly, both houses exploded, one of them sending M.P.S. high in the air.
"Oooh, pretty colors", said Kevin.
"AAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Um…where'd M.P.S. go?" asked Laxish.
Suddenly, M.P.S. landed on the ground…and on top of Victini.
M.P.S. got up and groaned. "That hurt like hell."
Victini floated back up beside Mew holding his back. "Try being landed on by a 641 lb. mammoth, then talk to me about pain!"
"Now, the Charizards won, so now you get…this!" said Mew giving them a glowing orb.
"What are we supposed to do with this thing?" asked Carman.
"You'll find out in the next challenge", said Mew.
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Everyone was standing next to a couple of sleighs.
"Alright, the next challenge is to drive a sleigh!" announced Mew.
"Well, do we get any reindeer or anything?" asked Ebony.
"Why? You already have someone who can fly on your teams", said Mew.
"No we don't", said Farra.
"Yes you do, Mr. Random right there", said Victini, referring to Kevin, who was floating.
"Now, your task is to fly the sleigh through an obstacle course in the sky…and to make it harder, we're gonna make it snow and make it dark", said Mew as he clapped his hands , causing the sky to turn black and snow to fall.
"NO!" yelled Klavier covering his head.
"Oh right, you're a Ground/Flying-type…we're sorry", said Mew sarcastically.
"Shut up", said Klavier.
"Now, you have to fly all the way through the course and make it to the finish line on the other side", said Victini.
"Oh, and the person you choose to fly has to be blindfolded, so someone has to go with them", said Mew.
"Well, we have no choice, so we'll go with Kevin, and…Mason will go with him because they're always hanging out together", said Ebony.
Mason looked at him angrily.
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Mason: The next chance I get, that wolf is gone!
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"Now, Lucarios, who's gonna fly and direct for you?" asked Victini.
"Well, Klavier is weak in the snow, so Spike will go and…since Sonan's head is still hurting, I guess…Demenio will go", said Jesse.
"Alright, now let's get you all hooked up so we can get ready to fly!"
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After getting hooked up, Spike and Kevin were both ready…until Spike realized something.
"Wait, how are we gonna see in the dark?" he asked.
"It isn't gonna matter, you'll be blindfolded", said Mew. "The only people you have to worry about is your directors."
Carman looked at the orb and realized what they could use it for. She put it on Kevin's snout and went back with Ebony and Farra.
"YAY! I'M A RUDOLPH!" he cheered.
"Yes, yes you are", said Victini laughing.
"Now, let's go, the challenge starts in three…two…one…GO!"
Both sleighs took off immediately.
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Kevin, being a regular Normal-type, had no trouble in the snow. Spike, on the other hand, was part Flying-type, and had a disadvantage in the snow, and added that they couldn't see in the dark, it was really a bad situation.
"YAY! I CAN'T SEE!"cheered Kevin as he kept 'flying'.
Mason squinted as the light on Kevin's snout got brighter and brighter, revealing a course in the air. "This is bullsh*t."
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"This sucks, I can't see where I'm going", said Spike.
"I can't see either", said Demenio until he got an idea.
Spike, try using Metronome", said Demenio.
"Um…okay", said Spike as he started waving his wings. Suddenly, a beam of light appeared from Spike's mouth.
"That's Flash! Okay, keep it just like that", said Demenio as he saw that they were approaching the course, and Mason and Kevin were almost halfway through it.
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"This is too easy", said Mason. "LEFT!"
Kevin moved left and dodged a barrel on the clouds.
"RIGHT!"
Kevin moved again and dodged a thorn trap.
"This is gonna be as easy as pie!"
"PIE!" cheered Kevin as he flew straight into a cactus on a cloud. (Yeah…anything is possible in Pokemon)
Demenio saw Mason and Kevin crash into the cactus and got anxious and nervous.
"Okay, go right."
Spike went right and avoided an electric taser.
"Now go up!"
Spike went up and over, jumping over a hurdle.
They approached an upcoming brick wall and soon stopped.
"What are we supposed to do here?" asked Demenio, then he noticed that Kevin and Mason were flying away from where they were, quite fast.
"What's with them?" asked Demenio before looking on top of the brick wall and reading a sign.
The sign read:
TURN BACK AROUND AND GO BACK TO WIN!
"Oh, that was just useless, we did all of that…for nothing!" yelled Demenio. "Spike, turn back around!"
Spike turned back around and started to speed back to the lot, dodging all of the obstacles as Demenio told him directions.
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"Okay, here they come…and the winners are…the Charizards!"
"YAY!" cheered Kevin.
"Where are Spike and Demenio?" asked Vixen.
Soon enough, the two of them came back and landed, exhausted and sad.
"Sorry guys", said Demenio.
"What happened?" asked Jesse.
"We made it past those two, but they saw the sign before we did", said Spike.
"Well, the Lucarios are actually losing…but anyways, it's time for the last challenge…singing Christmas songs!"
"That's easy", said Skore.
"You have to choose a female to do it and they have to sing one Christmas song", said Mew. "We will choose who wins."
"Great, just great", said Darren.
"Now, choose your singers and tell us when you're ready", said Mew.
"Well, Lila, you get to go again", said Spiro.
"Why do I always have to sing?" asked Lila.
"Because you have the best singing voice", said Skore.
"Hmmm…okay", said Lila.
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"Well, Carman you're gonna be singing", said Mason.
"Why not Farra?" asked Carman.
"I'm not a good singer", said Farra.
"Ugh", groaned Carman.
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"Alright, are you girls ready?" asked Mew.
"Sadly", said Carman.
"Okay then, Lila, you're up first."
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Skore: Hey, don't blame us if she loses, we're not evil, we just want her to leave so she won't kill anyone if she gets angry again.
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Lila exhaled and started to sing. (Once again, I own nothing!)
Hark! How the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say, "Throw cares away."
Christmas is here, bringing good cheer
To young and old, meek and the bold
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song,
With joyful ring, all caroling
One seems to hear words of good cheer
From everywhere, filling the air
Oh!, how they pound, raising the sound
O'er hill and dale, telling their tale
Gaily they ring, while people sing
Songs of good cheer, Christmas is here!
Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!
Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!
On, on they send, on without end
Their joyful tone to every home
Hark! How the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say, "Throw cares away."
Christmas is here, bringing good cheer
To young and old, meek and the bold
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song
With joyful ring, all caroling.
One seems to hear words of good cheer
From everywhere, filling the air
O, how they pound, raising the sound
O'er hill and dale, telling their tale
Gaily they ring, while people sing
Songs of good cheer, Christmas is here!
Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!
Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!
On, on they send, on without end
Their joyful tone to every home.
Ding dong ding dong...
Dumm...
"Alright, now Carman, you can go", said Mew.
Carman started to sing a Christmas song that she knew by heart.
Silent night! holy night!
All is calm all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Sleep in heavenly peace
Silent night! holy night!
Son of God love's pure light
Radiant beams from thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus, Lord at thy birth
Jesus, Lord at thy birth
Silent night! holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia
Christ the Savior is born
Christ the Savior is born!
"Okay, the winners are…the Charizards!" announced Mew.
"What? Why?"asked Lila.
"Because I'm tired of you guys winning", said Mew. "Now, get to elimination!"
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Skore: Well, I'm guessing our plan will work, it's six votes on one person.
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Jesse: I have no idea. We each had our own faults in the challenges.
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Sola: I don't know…M.P.S.?
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Darren: Spike?
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Klavier: M.P.S., just because he's an ice-type
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At the Ceremony
"Hello Lucarios, you guys know the drill", said Mew. "Jesse, Sonan, Cano, Vixen, Sparky, Luna, Sola, Darren, Klavier, Jet, Kai, Skore, Laxish, Spiro, Ded, and Striker."
"Lila, Demenio, Spike, and M.P.S., you guys are the bottom four, the next person safe is…Demenio."
Demenio let out a sigh of relief.
"Now, the final person safe is…
Spike was worried.
Lila was shaking.
M.P.S. looked scared.
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…Spike."
"What?" he asked. "Well, okay I guess."
Lila was shocked. "How did I get voted out?"
"I don't know", said Mew.
"Well how did I get voted out, I couldn't fit in the chimney!" yelled M.P.S.
"This is all your fault Mew!" yelled Lila.
"Don't hate the host of the game, hate the players", said Mew.
"I'm pretty sure it's the other way around", said Striker.
"Eh, oh well", said Mew as he threw the two of them into the Lame-O-Sine.
"Great, just great", said Jesse angrily under his breath.
"Well, I'll see guys in the morning with your next challenge!"
Shocking elimination! And Mason is actually trying to win now? That's…stupid! Well M.P.S. and Lila are out…that sucks ass! Skore's alliance is weaker now that M.P.S. is out, so I guess that's…I don't even know if it's good or bad. Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!