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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, in honor of the holidays, the contestants did the Christmas movie. Most of the contestants did well, others did not. The Lucarios didn't do that well in this challenge, as the Charizards' final members started trying harder in order to win. In the end, the Charizards came out victorious and the Lucarios were sent to elimination. It came down to Lila, M.P.S., and Spike, all three who messed up the challenges. But, thanks to Skore's alliance and a bunch of random votes, M.P.S and Lila were sent packing. Who will be eliminated today? Will this story get better? Will Mason keep trying to win? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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For once, all was quiet in the lot. As the number of contestants continued to thin, most of the contestants were starting to prepare for the big merge. Everyone was thinking of a strategy to get further in the game. Mason and Kevin's alliance seemed unstoppable. Carman and Ebony's alliance seemed to be tricky and mysterious, and Skore's alliance was still going strong, even with their loss of a member last night.
"Ugh…what are we gonna do now without M.P.S.?" asked Laxish.
The Mamoswine was his closest and best friend. They had been through a lot together and now that he was gone…Laxish would probably have to stay to himself or keep quiet, for there was really nothing to talk about without him.
"Well…we keep going and try to win it for him", said Skore confidently.
"Yeah, let's just try to keep doing our best to win these challenges", added Striker. "We'll last longer if we keep winning."
"Well, I actually think it's good to lose some challenges", said Ded. "It gives other teams a false sense of security, like they are the dominant ones."
"Yeah, that's true, but we aren't evil", said Spiro. "We can't just sabotage our own team."
"I know, but if we do lose, we need to figure out whom to vote out without raising suspicions", said Skore.
"What do you mean?" asked Striker.
"Okay, well…say if we lose this challenge and there are three people who screwed it up but they still participated. Then there are people who hardly do anything in the challenges and they try to make it far without cooperating with the team. Who would we vote out? The team players, or the people who do nothing?" asked Skore.
"The people who do nothing", said Spiro.
"That's what I mean, so instead of blaming the people who actually did the challenge, we'll have to convince the team to vote off the people who do nothing…a.k.a. Sola and Luna."
"What about Jet, Sparky, or Vixen?" asked Laxish, depressed.
"Jet is a loner, but he's still strong enough to win challenges, just like Kai is. Sparky is helpful because when we need to power things up for a challenge and Mew and Victini don't give us anything, we can just use his electricity. Vixen is a kick-ass babe, so I really think we should keep her in a bit longer", explained Skore.
"Well, Sola and Luna don't really do anything, like you said", said Striker, thinking. "I guess we can convince the team to vote her off."
"Yeah, that makes the most sense instead of blaming the people who do the challenges", said Ded.
"Great", said Skore smiling happily.
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Skore: I'm just trying to get rid of the slackers who don't do anything on the team. Maybe if we get rid of them, our team will be stronger at the merge.
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"Alright Kevin, what are we gonna do today?" asked Mason.
"CAN WE MAKE BISCUITS?" he asked.
"No", Mason said simply. "I mean what are we gonna do about the challenges today?"
"We're gonna win!" cheered Kevin.
"…Okay then, I guess", said Mason confused.
"YAY!"
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Carman and Ebony had returned back to their alliance spot.
"Alright, yesterday was a huge success", said Carman. "Let's keep it up."
"Yeah, if we keep it up, we'll make it farther in the game until we reach the merge, then we can dominate this game."
"That's right Ebony", said Carman.
Carman knew that Ebony wasn't an idiot like the other contestants, but she still knew that she would end up getting him out as soon as they hit the merge. She didn't need another smart guy competing with her.
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Carman: When we hit the merge, he's one of the first people I'm getting rid of. I don't have anything against him, but I need to win this.
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"I HATE TO RUIN YOUR CONVERSATIONS OR FUN…OH WAIT, YES I DO! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!
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The remaining twenty-three contestants reported to the lot as usual, waiting for news about their next challenge.
"Alright, you twenty-three are almost at the merge", announced Mew.
The contestants started cheered and smiling.
"That means the challenges are going to start getting harder and more dangerous", continued Mew.
Everyone sighed after hearing that news.
"That's right, so for today and tomorrow the challenges will determine who are the strongest players and who are the weaker players", said Victini. "Then, after tomorrow, you guys are on your own."
"Alright, so what's today's genre?" asked Sonan, who seemed to be better.
"Today's movie is the party movie!" announced Mew.
"Yes! An easy challenge!" cheered Spike.
"Not really…today, there are four challenges", said Victini.
"What?!" they all asked.
"That's right, and like all party movies, the first challenge is to steal beer from a store", said Mew. "Or in this case, the food tent."
"Well, that seems easy", said Klavier.
"Well it's not, you have to go inside the tent, find the beer, and make it back out without getting caught", said Mew.
"What's gonna try to stop us?" asked Sparky, already knowing the trick.
"Well…it's a Machamp", said Victini.
"And you guys have to try to make it out without him knowing", said Mew.
"Where's he gonna be?" asked Mason.
"He's gonna be in the tent walking around and guarding it", said Mew.
"Well that makes it tougher", said Demenio.
"Yeah, considering the fact that only two members of your team can go", said Mew.
"WHAT?!" everyone yelled.
"That's right, so if I were you, I'd choose wisely", said Victini.
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"Okay, Machamp is a Fighting-type and they are weak against Psychic-types and Flying-types", said Jesse. "So…Cano and Vixen should go."
"Why us?" asked Vixen.
"Because Vixen, you're sexy and you'll be able to distract the Machamp and Cano can just find the beer, grab it and run back out", explained Jesse.
Cano and Vixen looked at each other and sighed.
"Fine", said Cano.
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"Now, I think Carman and Ebony should go", said Farra.
"Why? You're part Psychic-type!" asked Carman.
"Because, Carman can distract the Machamp and Ebony can take the beer", said Farra.
"Well, I guess that makes sense", said Ebony.
"Great", said Farra.
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Farra: Wow, when I'm not focusing on Striker, I can really be strategic in the game…that's great!
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"Alright, you got your runners", said Mew. "Now there are two tents you have to go into and both of them have the beer and Machamp. The first duo back here wins for their teams."
"Ready…set…GO!" yelled Victini as the duos entered the tents.
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"Okay…where's the Machamp?" asked Vixen as she looked around.
"Maybe he's in the back or something", said Cano. "I'm gonna start searching for the beer."
"Okay", said Vixen as she looked around for the Machamp.
Cano started searching under the tables and inside the cabinets, but had no luck in his search. He continued looking around as Vixen started looking for the Machamp. She didn't see anything walking around except for her boyfriend as he continued looking around the tent.
"Did you find it yet?" she asked.
"No, did you find the Machamp yet?" asked Cano.
"No…and it's weird, Mew and Victini said that there would be a Machamp in here", said Vixen.
"Where are we supposed to be looking?" asked Cano as he heard a noise. "Did you hear that?"
Suddenly Vixen heard it too, "Yeah..it sounded like a moan."
"Hmmm…"
Cano and Vixen went through the back exit of the tent and saw something that shocked them.
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Ebony and Carman were still looking for their beer and Machamp for their team.
"Where is it?" asked Carman as she walked around.
"I don't know, Mew and Victini must have lied to us or something", grumbled Ebony.
Suddenly, they heard the same noises Cano and Vixen did coming from the back. Curious, they went out the back entrance and saw a horrifying sight. Mew and Victini did get two Machamps into the tents…but they saw that they were too busy getting into…each other.
"Oh my Arceus", said Ebony as he covered his eyes. "What is this; gay porn?!"
Vixen and Cano shielded their eyes as Carman did the same. Suddenly, they saw that the beer was right next to the Machamps.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" yelled Vixen angrily. "I am not going near those two."
"Me neither", said Ebony.
Suddenly, Cano used his Psychic to bring the beer towards them before he ran out of the tent through the front, followed by everyone else.
"The Lucarios win the first challenge!"
The Lucarios cheered, while Cano and Vixen were trying to get the image out of their heads, the same with Carman and Ebony.
"I think your Machamps need counseling or something", said Ebony.
"Why?"
"They weren't in the tents, they were in the back having sex…and the beer was right next to them!"
"Yeah…we know. We told you the challenges would get crazier and more dangerous", said Mew.
"But still-" said Carman as she shuddered.
"Oh get over it, you're girls…you should like that stuff", said Victini before realizing what he just said. "Okay, I sounded like Krack for a second there."
"Now that you have the beer, your second challenge is to drink it, like in all party movies", said Mew.
"We aren't even allowed to drink yet", said Farra. "We aren't old enough, and we could end up throwing up everywhere."
"Actually, the legal drinking age for Pokemon is 16 and above…and the beer isn't like all of that other stuff that you throw up after you drink it. It's good and it's not poisonous, mainly because we don't want to get sued. It still has the same effects as normal alcohol though."
"Well that makes it better", said Jesse. "Sonan and Spike still can't drink yet."
"How old are you guys anyway?" asked Mew.
"I'm 10", said Sonan.
"14", said Spike.
"Oh, you're right then", said Mew. "But I know the rest of you are 16 and older."
"Yeah", said Laxish.
"Well then, you guys should be okay then", said Victini.
"Now, because there are like eighteen beers in the case, the Charizards will each have to drink three…just to even it out", said Mew.
"That's 15-18, they'll be done before us", said Luna
"They each have to drink three, and you all have to drink one each…how is that unfair?" asked Mew, "and you're forgetting about Sonan and Spike, so it's actually, 15-16."
"Well never mind then", said Luna.
"Good", said Mew. "Now start drinking!"
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As the drinking contest started, many of the contestants were nervous about drinking for the first time. I mean, what if Mew and Victini were lying about it being safe? Jesse sighed and took a sip of it. It tasted like mouthwash…but it had a somewhat pungent aftertaste.
Demenio took a drink next and experienced the same thing Jesse did with the aftertaste and the end as well.
Soon enough, everyone started drinking the beer, and they all started feeling the effect of it immediately. After a while of drinking, half of the Lucarios were already done, and started acting strange. Jesse was still acting like his normal self, as were Jet and Kai. Cano and Vixen were making out, Sparky was asleep, Demenio was twitching from the drink, Skore, Striker, and Spiro were battling drunkenly and Ded and Laxish were acting like babies.
"Wow, this stuff's strong", said Mew, as he and Victini watched them all while eating popcorn.
The Charizards were doing somewhat better than the Lucarios. Farra, Kevin, and Mason were already done, but they hadn't been acting weird…although Kevin was another story.
"I LOVE MASHED CATERPIE PUDDING!" yelled Kevin.
Everyone stared at him.
They all soon turned back around as Carman and Ebony finished their last drinks at the same time that Darren finished his.
"The Charizards win!"
"YAY!" cheered Kevin.
"Alright, the next challenge is to sing some karaoke", said Mew.
"Wait, you got us drunk and now you want us to sing?" asked Vixen woozily as she laid on Cano's back.
"That's right!" said Mew. "And only three people from each team are allowed to sing."
"What songs do we have to sing?" asked Demenio.
"You'll find out!" said Mew.
"Now, you who you want to sing and tell us when you're ready", said Mew.
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"Alright, I already sang", said Carman, "so Farra, Ebony, and Mason, you guys are going."
"What about meeeee?!" asked Kevin.
"Uh…you're too stupid to do this", said Carman.
"No I'm not!" yelled Kevin. "I want a sammich!"
"See!"
"Come on, give the little guy a chance", said Mason.
"Yeah", said Farra.
"Fine, Mason you're out", said Carman. "Kevin, you're in."
"YAY!"
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"Alright, I think that Cano, Darren, and Sparky should go", said Sonan.
"Why?" asked Jesse.
"Because, they are the ones who aren't that drunk from the beer", said Sonan.
"Fine, if you say so", said Demenio as he hiccupped.
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"Alright, let the karaoke begin", said Mew. "Farra is first and she's gonna be singing…"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!"
"Oh yay", she said as she began singing. The beer didn't really an effect on her, as she had two brains. She started singing the song. (I own nothing)
I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls just want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have-
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls- they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls-they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...
"Okay, you did well", said Mew. "Ebony, you're next."
Ebony had drunk a lot, but he wasn't as drunk as the others.
"You'll be singing…"Baby!"
"DAMN IT!"
"How do you think we feel?" asked Victini. "Just get on with it."
You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And I'll be there
You want my love
You want my heart
And we would never, ever, ever be apart
Are we an item?
Girl quit playin'
We're just friends,
What are you sayin'?
Said there's another as you look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Oh oh For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool
But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything
I'll buy you any ring
Cause I'm in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around
And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm sixteen and I thought that you'd be mine,
I used to tweet you and text you and call you and hit you on Facebook all the time,
But, but, but now your gone,
So far along that I can't even find you,
You know that feeling when you leave your love and it's right behind you,
Can't believe that you did me wrong,
We were on i-Chat all night long,
Listening to our favorite songs,
She was wrong I am gone,
I thought I loved her, never put no one above her,
Yeah she was my lover, but now onto another like...
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I though you'd always be mine (mine)
I'm gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I'm all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I'm all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gone
"Alright, we hate that song so you did terrible", said Mew. "No offense."
"None taken", said Ebony.
"Alright Kevin, you're the last one for the Charizards and you are gonna be singing…Gangnam Style!"
"What the-", started Carman. "That's impossible! It's Korean!"
"Too bad", said Mew.
Kevin started singing and shocked everybody.
Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Na je nun ta sa ro un in gan jo gin yo ja
Ko pi han ja ne yo yu rul a neun pum gyo gi nun yo ja
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja
Gu ron ban jon i nun yo ja
Na nun sa na ye
Na je nun no man kum ta sa ro un gu ron sa na ye
Ko pi shik gi do jo ne one shot te ri nun sa na ye
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi to jyo bo ri nun sa na ye
Gu ron sa na ye
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka
Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Jong su ke bo wi ji man nol ten no nun yo ja
I te da shi pu myon mu ko ton mo ri pu nun yo ja
Ga ryot ji man wen man han no chul boda ya han yo ja
Gu ron gam gak jo gin yo ja
Na nun sa na ye
Jom ja na bo wi ji man nol ten no nun sa na ye
Te ga dwe myon wan jon mi cho bo ri nun sa na ye
Gun yuk bo da sa sa ngi ul tung bul tu ngan sa na ye
Gu ron sa na ye
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka
Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom
Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom
Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
You know what I'm saying
Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Oppan Gangnam Style
Everyone looked at Kevin wide-eyed.
"Okay, the Charizards win, case closed", said Mew.
"YAY!" cheered Kevin.
The Lucarios shrugged their shoulders as the alcohol's effects wore off.
"Fine with us", said Jesse. "It's almost impossible to sing that song without messing up."
"Okay the next challenge is a fun one", said Mew. "What is the best thing about party movies?"
"Having fun?" asked Skore.
"Dancing?" asked Spiro.
"BOOBS!" cheered Kevin.
"Although all of those things are true…especially Kevin's guess", said Mew smiling, making the remaining females glare at him. "The last challenge is...trashing a house!"
"That seems easy", said Klavier.
"Yeah, it is…and it's exactly like the challenge when Shade hurt himself", said Mew.
"Don't mention that", said Spike.
"Okay, now let's go", said Victini as they teleported the contestants to two houses that were side by side.
"Now, all of you have to do it…but because of the Charizards only have five people, only five Lucarios can go", said Mew.
"Okay", said Jesse. "Kai, Jet, Klavier, Ded, and I will go."
"Okay", said Mew. "Then get started!"
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The Charizards house was completely spotless. They knew that they would have to change that.
"I don't feel like doing this", said Farra.
"Me neither", said Carman.
"I got this", said Mason as he went into the cabinets and found sugar. "Here you go Kevin."
Kevin looked where Mason was and immediately floated towards him. He ate the sugar…even though he didn't need to be fed, and got jittery.
"Um…we might want to take cover", said Mason as he and the others ducked behind a counter.
Kevin shrieked and started wrecking the house. He shot Hyper Beams at the walls and broke couches and threw the TV out of the window.
"Wow, he's really wrecking the house!"
"Yeah", said Mason.
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The Lucarios were having an easy time destroying the house. All they had to do was keep attacking everything they saw that was clean and make it a mess.
After they were satisfied, they stopped and admired their work. They had smashed the TV, burned the plants, smashed the walls, and demolished the refrigerator and kitchen.
"This was easy", said Jet.
"Ugh…yeah", said Jesse.
"ALRIGHT, TIME'S UP!"
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Mew inspected the Lucarios' house while Victini inspected the Charizards'. Mew saw that everything was how he saw in a specific movie he saw that he couldn't remember the name of. There was a lot of problems, but they did a pretty good job.
Victini saw the Charizards' work and was amazed. They did everything right. The TV was smashed and outside the house, the bathroom was flooded, the kitchen was trashed, and everything was just destroyed. Kevin was also unconscious and sprawled out on the carpet.
"The Charizards win!"
"YAY!" said Kevin unconsciously before falling back down.
Mew heard the news and turned to the Lucarios. "I'll see you guys at elimination."
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Skore had asked Darren, Klavier, Jesse, and Sonan to meet them in their alliance spot.
"What is it Skore?" asked Klavier.
"I wanted to talk about who to vote out", said Skore.
"Who?" asked Darren.
"Luna and Sola", said Skore.
"Why?" asked Jesse.
"They haven't been doing any challenges and they haven't been saying or doing anything to help the team", said Skore.
"Well, you're right about that, but won't Sparky and Demenio get upset?" asked Sonan.
"I don't know, if they're like Shade, we may have to watch out for them", said Skore. "Well I'm not gonna force you to do it, but thanks if you do."
Skore walked off as the guys looked at each other.
At the Ceremony
Everyone had gotten a plushie except for Luna, Sola, and Klavier.
"The final person safe is…
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…Klavier."
"What?" they asked confused.
"Yeah, you guys are out…probably because you haven't been helping your team."
"Oh, well sorry guys", said Sola.
Demenio and Sparky nuzzled them as they left.
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Sola: I didn't even get to investigate Mason's behavior. One minute he's making his team lose, and now he's making them win. Something's up, let's hope he doesn't cause any more damage now that I'm gone.
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This elimination…not so shocking, they didn't do anything. They were just…there. Kevin sang Gangnam Style well…what the heck?! Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Will Mason make his team win again? Will Mew and Victini stop doing stupid challenges? Will Farra kidnap Striker? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!