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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to face the Pokemon movie. They all had to battle three legendaries to prove themselves worthy of making it to the merge. There were a lot of defeats as the contestants battled their way to the top. Some of the contestants had an easy time with battling them, but others did not. This challenge was also an elimination challenge and the people who got the lowest score would be eliminated. After all the battles were over, Laxish and Klavier were revealed to be the weakest links and they were eliminated. We've reached the merge, and who knows what danger will unfold. Will Mason destroy everyone? Will Skore's alliance conquer? Will I ever shut up? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"YEAH!" cheered Mason. "We've made it to the merge…now we can get rid of all of these losers."
"YAY!"
"That's right yay, we're gonna win this game, and nothing is gonna stand in my way", said Mason. "Now Kevin, give me another list."
"YES DARK LORD!" shouted Kevin, "Ded…Ebony…Cano…Kai…Vixen…Spike…Demenio…Jet…Skore…Jesse…Sparky…Spiro…Carman…Sonan…Farra…Striker…Darren."
"Great", said Mason grinning cruelly. "This game is gonna be a piece of cake."
"YAY! CAKE!"
"Ugh…you make things so difficult", groaned Mason.
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Mason: We're finally at the merge! I only have 18 other idiots to get rid of before I'm victorious!
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"Alright Ebony, we've made it to the merge", said Carman.
"I know, isn't it great?" asked Ebony. "Now we can get rid of anyone we want…well, after we convince the others."
"Right", said Carman. "This game is gonna be easy now."
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Carman: Well, I've made it to the merge. I guess it's time to say bye-bye to Ebony soon.
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"Well, we lost Laxish, but at least we got rid of Klavier, too", said Skore.
"Yeah, but now our alliance is down to four…and the fact that it's every man for themselves now", said Striker. "It means that we could be picked off one by one if someone finds out about us."
"Don't think about stuff like that", said Spiro. "We can make it far if we just believe."
"No offense man, but believing doesn't help with anything", said Ded. "It just gets people's hopes up and then it doesn't happen."
"Oh, now I see your point", said Spiro.
"Good, now let's go back to the trailer and get some sleep", said Skore as he yawned. "I have no Idea why I suggested that we come at 3:00 AM."
Everyone that was out that night returned to their beds and fell asleep. Little did they know that Mew and Victini had a surprise for them in the morning.
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"CONTESTANTS! REPORT OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY!"
"Ugh…what do they want now?" asked Spike as he got up.
Everyone came out of their trailers and they were met by Mew and Victini.
"What do you two want?" asked Sonan.
"Take a look around", said Mew.
They did so and noticed that they were at an amusement park.
"What?! Why are we at an amusement park?" asked Skore, getting excited.
"It's for your next challenge, but first…" said Mew as he took out a button.
He pressed the button, which caused the Charizards' trailers to explode.
"What the hell was that?!" yelled Ebony angrily.
"Well, you are at the merge, so you now only need two trailers to sleep in", explained Victini.
"No way, I can't sleep with that psycho wolf, he might try to kill me in my sleep or something", explained Cano.
"Well two bad, you should've killed his brother", said Mew. "Now moving on, there are new rules now that you are at the merge."
"That's right, from now on everyone will go to elimination and vote somebody off", said Victini. "And instead of getting nothing for winning, the winners of the challenges will now get invincibility, and finally, no more double eliminations! Other than those three rules, the same rules still apply, if you get the most votes, you're out…and there will also be more automatic eliminations as well."
"Aw crap", said Striker.
"Now, onto today's challenge", said Mew. "Today's genre is…the sci-fi movie!"
"Oh yay", said Skore.
"Now, the first challenge is to spend the afternoon in the rollercoaster simulation chamber", said Mew.
"Wait, what does it do?" asked Darren.
"Well Darren, basically you all will stay in the roller coaster for the afternoon while it creates an atmosphere of zero gravity. You will float around for a while until it is the afternoon. Whoever can stay inside the longest without panicking and getting out will win and gets to choose the order in the next challenge", explained Victini.
Everyone looked at him.
"Can you repeat that?" asked Skore.
"No", he replied. "Now, get inside the rollercoaster, all of you."
Everyone sighed and went inside the rollercoaster.
"Now, the challenge will begin when I turn on the rollercoaster", said Mew as he sealed them inside.
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"Well this should be fun", said Striker.
"It probably won't be", said Ebony.
Mew started the rollercoaster and it began looping around extremely fast.
"This…is…bullsh*t!" yelled Ded as he and the others were whipped around in the rollercoaster.
Soon enough though, the contestants all started floating in the rollercoaster simulator.
"Wow, this is actually fun", said Skore as he started doing back flips. "WHOOO!"
"Yeah, this seems really cool", said Darren as he floated to the top of the rollercoaster car.
"I just hope they don't do anything crazy now", said Spiro.
"And…now we're jinxed", said Spike as bowling balls, hammers, and golf clubs appeared in the car.
"Oh no, now we're gonna get hurt…really badly", said Skore.
"Not if we dodge them", said Spiro as he dodged a bowling ball.
"What if they do something else?" asked Farra.
"Like what?" asked Ebony
Suddenly, the gravity intensified, causing everyone the fall to the bottom of the rollercoaster car, with the objects falling close or on top of them.
"Ow, my back", groaned Sparky.
"I hate these guys so much", said Jesse as he got up.
Suddenly, the rollercoaster started again, making them all fall back down as they tried to get back up. The rollercoaster got extremely faster and the contestants inside started to feel the effects of dizziness and speed.
"I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!" yelled Demenio.
"Get me out of here!" yelled Farra.
After hearing those two, Mew and Victini stopped the rollercoaster and opened the door.
"Demenio and Farra are out, now the two of you can get out of here", said Mew.
"Thank Arceus!" yelled Demenio as he and Farra exited the rollercoaster.
Skore tried to get out too, but Victini pushed him back in and closed the door. "Damn it!"
Mew started the coaster again as the speed was taking a toll on the contestants. After a while, the contestants heard a siren.
"What does that siren mean?" asked Ebony as he and the others continued spinning.
Mew and Victini teleported inside the car for a brief moment.
"It means that you have to fix the engine inside or else the thing will explode!" said Mew as he and Victini teleported back out.
"What engine?" asked Ded.
"I think that one", said Striker as he stared at an engine that was smoking and leaking oil.
Everyone saw it and quickly got afraid.
"LET US OUT!" they all screamed.
Mew stopped the rollercoaster again and the contestants all exited. Mason was the last person the exit when-
"Mason wins!" announced Mew.
"What?!" asked Spike. "How? We all came out at the same time."
"You did, but he came out last, meaning he stayed in the longest", explained Mew.
"That's not fair", said Vixen.
"Life's not fair, as I told Klavier last night", said Victini. "Now it's onto the next challenge, staying the longest in the Whirl-a-Hurl!"
"What?" asked Farra. "What does that have to do with sci-fi movies?"
"It creates a feeling of when a plane blasts off", said Mew.
"Then what did that last challenge do?" asked Vixen.
"It gave you the feeling of zero gravity and turbulence", said Mew.
"What about the weapons?" asked Skore angrily. "Were they necessary?"
"No, they were just added for extra fun", said Victini.
Everyone glared at him.
"Anyways, onto the Whirl-a-Hurl!" announced Mew.
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Mew and Victini led them to a white orb that could fit a big Pokemon.
"Wow, this doesn't look so scary", said Sonan.
"You'll see", said Mew. "Now Mason, you won so what's the order?"
"Well, since I'm sure some of these guys will puke inside, I'm gonna go first", said Mason. "Then…Kevin, Cano, Sonan, Darren, Striker, Spiro, Spike, Demenio, Vixen, Farra, Kai, Jet, Sparky, Carman, Ebony, Jesse, Skore, and finally Ded."
"Why do I have to go last?" asked Ded.
"No questions, he's chosen the order, now Mason go on in", Mew as Mason went inside the ride.
Mason smiled and went inside the machine. Victini closed the lid and the ride starting moving in a circular motion. It sped up faster and faster and he started to feel dizzy and sick.
"LET ME OUT!" he yelled.
Mew stopped the machine. Mason came out holding his head in pain.
"That was stupid, it gave me a headache", said Mason woozily.
"Well, your time was 28 seconds", said Mew.
"TIME?!" they all yelled.
"That's right, we're timing you on how long you stay in there. The person with the longest time gets invincibility", said Mew.
"Now you tell me", said Mason.
"Now, Kevin, you're next", said Mew.
"I LOVE PEANUTS!" yelled Kevin as he got inside the ride.
Mew turned the ride on and Kevin started cheering and laughing. "YAY!"
After 10 minutes, Mew decided that Kevin had had enough and that the next player could go.
"How are we supposed to beat 10 minutes?" asked Striker.
"I don't know…maybe fall asleep or something?" said Mew as Cano went in next.
Cano sat inside the ride as it sped around in its motion. He closed his eyes to escape the feeling of dizziness, but it didn't work.
"STOP THIS THING!" he yelled.
"Wow, 5 minutes", said Mew.
"Shut up", he said as he got out.
"Now, let's move on!" announced Victini. "MONTAGE TIME!"
"That makes the pain more painful you know!" yelled Skore.
"That's the point!" said Mew.
They don't pay me enough for this…We know present a Whirl-a-Hurl Montage
Sonan hopped into the Whirl-a-Hurl. He was spun around multiple times until he decided that he couldn't take it anymore. Darren hopped in next. He was spun around a bunch of times until he lost consciousness and was dragged out of it. Striker was next. He hopped inside the machine and lasted about 5 minutes before he couldn't stand it any longer. Spiro went inside next and after a short time, he quit. Spike went next and because he was used to the air and getting dizzy, he lasted for a long time. Demenio up next and stayed in for a while, but soon was begging to get out. Vixen did well and stayed for a long time before getting out. Farra, being part Psychic-type, was able to control the headache she had inside the ride and surpassed Striker's time. Kai was able to stay in for an extremely long time and exited unscathed. Jet was next and was able to stay in for a long time, just like Kai. Sparky was doing well, but he felt like he was gonna be sick and got out. Carman leapt in and stayed in for a while but soon exited when she felt she did alright. Ebony went inside and was spun around a lot of times until he hurled inside the ride. He got 10 seconds taken off his original time because of that.
We hope that you enjoyed this Whirl-a-Hurl Montage
"What the heck?!" yelled Skore. "I'm not going in there."
"Nor am I", said Jesse
"Me neither", said Ded.
"Okay, then you three have the bottom times then", said Mew. "Let's see the times now."
Kai: 25 minutes
Kevin: 10 minutes
Jet: 9 minutes 5 seconds
Vixen: 8 minutes 4 seconds
Sonan: 7 minutes
Carman: 6 minutes 19 seconds
Farra: 5 minutes 10 seconds
Striker: 5 minutes
Cano: 5 minutes
Darren: 4 minutes 58 seconds
Sonan: 4 minutes 55 seconds
Sparky: 4 minutes
Demenio: 3 minutes 30 seconds
Ebony: 3 minutes
Spiro: 2 minutes
Mason: 28 seconds
Jesse: 0 seconds
Skore: 0 seconds
Ded: 0 seconds
"It looks like Kai gets immunity tonight", said Mew. "Now, it's time for elimination."
"What the hell?" asked Skore. "The author isn't even over 3, 000 words like he usually is."
"No don't-"
"FOURTH WALL!"
"Damn it! Just go!" yelled Mew.
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Mason had asked Farra, Jesse, Sonan, Carman, and Ebony to meet him at his usual spot.
"What do you want Mason?" asked Carman.
"I wanted to ask you guys a favor", he responded.
"What?" asked Ebony.
"I want to vote out Ded", said Mason.
"Why?" asked Farra.
"He'll be a huge threat if he makes it any further", explained Mason.
Everyone thought about it and realized that it was really true. If Ded made it far, he would easily kick their asses.
"Okay, I guess", said Jesse.
"Thanks", said Mason.
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Mason: Suckers
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At the Ceremony
"Welcome to the first merged elimination", said Mew.
"It feels the same to me", said Striker.
"Shut up", said Mew. "Anyways, you know the drill, Kai…Cano…Darren…Striker…Sonan…Mason…Carman…Vixen…Jesse…Sparky…Kevin…Jet…Demenio…Skore…Spiro…Farra…and Spike."
"Ebony and Ded, you two are at the bottom, and the last person safe is…
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…Ebony. Ded, you're out."
"What?" asked Ded as he turned the others. "Why?"
"You're a threat", said Farra. "No big deal."
Ded sighed. "Ded, it's time to go."
Ded went into the Lame-O-Sine and left the set.
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Damn it! I didn't write long enough! Oh well, I hope I did a good job. Ded's gone huh? DAMN YOU MASON! I'm sorry this chapter was so short, but let's hope that the next chapter is better. Will Mason keep doing his strategy? Will Skore's alliance keep losing people? Will Kai say something else? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!