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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, there was drama everywhere you looked. Ebony planned to get rid of Cano by lying to Vixen. The first challenges called for the remaining contestants to bring film equipment to the top of a hill. Ebony put his plan into action and lied to Vixen, making her break up with Cano. Sparky went to figure out what happened and immediately got angry with the answer. For the next challenge, the contestants had to perform a skit on camera and show it to Kyurem. Sparky and Cano fought the whole time, making their film bad, and causing their group to lose. At the elimination ceremony, Cano was eliminated and Ebony told everyone about how his plan worked. Vixen got back with Cano, and Cano decided to get revenge by dragging Ebony into the Lame-O-Sine with him. We're down to the final 16, and that only means more drama! So tune in right now for Total…Pokemon…Action!
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After the elimination ceremony, everybody had left except for a few people.
"I can't believe I actually believed him", said Vixen sadly.
"Hey, don't worry Vixen, it could've happened to anybody", said Demenio, attempting to calmher down.
"Yeah, I mean you and uncle Cano are back together now", said Spike.
"Yeah…I guess you're right", said Vixen. "But I just can't get over what I did."
"How do you think I feel?" asked Sparky. "We almost killed each other because of Ebony", said Sparky.
"Well, you guys are brothers, so you guys would've instantly apologized to each other", said Vixen.
"Vixen, you're part of our family, we always stick together", said Demenio.
Vixen calm down and smiled. "Thanks guys."
"See; now let's go get some sleep", Sparky as they went back to the trailers.
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"Alright Kevin, it's time to figure out who's leaving now", said Mason. "Yesterday was a double elimination, and since I don't really care for remembering stuff, who's next?"
"FRIED CHICKEN!"
"Okay, so Kai is leaving next", said Mason. "This'll be perfect."
"Can I dance now?" asked Kevin.
"Alright Kevin, I'm getting tired out you, so shut down!" yelled Mason.
"FINALLY!" cheered Kevin before he turned himself off.
"Okay, did he seriously just turn himself off?" asked Mason. "Oh well, I have no use for him anymore anyway. I can win this game easily by myself."
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Carman was smiling. Thanks to Cano, she got rid of Ebony with ease. Now, all she had to do was keep herself close to the others to avoid being suspected.
"This game will be easy now", said Carman smiling. "There are only 16 of us left, and all I have to do is keep myself close to avoid suspicion."
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The contestants decided to eat breakfast for once, as they hadn't been able to eat that much because of the challenges. As they started eating, Sonan bit into something in his food. He grabbed it and recognized it as a flash drive.
"Why is there a flash drive in the food?" asked Skore.
"I don't know, but let's see what it has on it", said Sonan as he took out a laptop, shocking everyone.
"Where did you get that?" asked Jesse, curious of how his son got it.
"I found it", said Sonan as he turned it on. It then showed a picture of a Kirlia and Mawile in a…sexual position. Everyone stared. Sonan laughed nervously. "Ignore that", he said as he put the jump drive inside the laptop.
Mew and Victini came up as the video started.
"Hello final 16, you're next movie genre is the mystery movie."
"Where are you?" asked Spiro.
"That's what you have to find out", said Mew.
"You have to find us and help us escape from wherever we are so we can tell you the rest of the challenges", said Victini.
"Can we at least get a hint?" asked Striker.
Mew and Victini looked at each other.
"What do you think this video is for?" asked Victini. "Look behind us."
Everyone looked behind the two hosts and saw that they were in a metal room. They saw drawers behind them and a metal table sitting there before the video shut off.
"Okay, so they're in a metal room…what kind of hint is that?" asked Demenio.
"Dude, they're in a safe", said Spike.
"How can you be so sure?" asked Carman.
"They were in a metal room with drawers and a table", said Spike. "Remember the bank robbing challenge; those safes had the same thing."
"Okay then, let's go", said Jesse as they all ran out of the breakfast tent.
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The contestants all ran to the bank heist area, where they saw that a pink barrier was around one of the safes.
"See, I told you they were in a safe", said Spike.
"Well we can see that now", said Vixen. "How do we get them out?"
"Easy, just open it up", said Farra as she headed towards the safe. She entered the pink barrier and tried to open the safe, but she couldn't. "I need to some help here!"
Some of the contestants tried to help her, but they were repelled by the pink barrier. The only people able to come through were Sonan, Striker, Mason, and Demenio.
"I guess we can come in because we're strong against Psychic-types", said Striker. "And that Sonan and Farra are Psychic-types."
"Yeah, woo-hoo, now let's just get these lunatics out of here", said Mason as he tried to pry open the safe.
The safe opened up soon enough and they freed the psychotic hosts.
"Thank you, now we can get on with the real challenges", said Mew.
"Ugh…there's more?" asked Skore.
"Yeah", said Victini. "You should know that by now."
The contestants all groaned.
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"Alright, the next challenge is to collect DNA samples from the other contestants", said Mew.
"Uh…why?" asked Sparky.
"Because we said so, now go!" yelled Victini. "The first person back wins an advantage in the final challenge."
Everyone looked at each other before running in different directions.
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"Okay, I need to get a DNA sample from someone", said Mason as he looked around. "Kevin!"
Mason ran to his spot where Kevin was and he noticed that because of the heat, Kevin's body was steaming.
"Aw crap", said Mason as he opened Kevin's body. He pressed the on button that was inside of it and Kevin turned back on.
"YES! MY MASTER!" he said.
Mason noticed that his eyes were red and he had an angry expression.
"Give me a DNA sample", said Mason.
"Sir, this is irrelevant to this mission", said Kevin.
"Just do it", said Mason.
"YES SIR!" said Kevin as he got a bucket of paint from somewhere and dipped his tail in it before touching it on a piece of paper.
"DONE SIR, THE MISSION IS COMPLETE!" cheered Kevin.
"No it is not", said Mason. "We still next to get the other idiots eliminated."
"Yes my master!" said Kevin.
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Mason: Hmm…Kevin's gotten more tough and obedient. I may be able to keep him in a lot longer than I thought.
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Vixen, Sparky, Demenio, and Spike all easily gave samples to each other with no trouble.
"Come on, let's get going", said Vixen as they ran back.
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Everyone else was trying to use trickery and sneakiness to get their samples…except for the friends and family members. Sonan and Jesse easily gave each other samples. Striker, Spiro, and Skore gave each other DNA samples; getting Striker's was difficult, as they had to scrape part of his shell off.
Farra tricked Darren into giving him a fin print, but not after he tricked her by making her stand on a piece of paper.
Carman made Jet give her a sample by tripping him and making him fall. Kai found Mason and made him give him a sample…the hard way.
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Mason: *shivering* H-he is d-definitely leaving next.
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Jet got back at Carman later and froze her, getting him a sample he needed.
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Everyone came back to the safe area where Mew and Victini were, with Jesse making it first.
"Congratulations Jesse, you get a prize…a magnifying glass!" announced Mew as he tossed Jesse the tool.
"What am I supposed to do with this?' asked Jesse.
"You'll see during the next challenge…which starts now", said Mew.
Mew teleported them all to a train station, where they looked at each other confused.
"Why are we at a train station?" asked Skore.
"It's part of your last challenge, so follow me", said Mew as he and Victini entered the train.
The contestants looked at each other nervously before entering. The train had many different compartments and seats all around.
"Oh, so this is what a train looks like", said Carman looking around.
"Yeah, now your challenge is to solve a murder mystery", said Mew.
"Wait, who died?" asked Striker.
Suddenly, the lights turned out.
"What the-"
"WAIT! YOU CAN'T KILL THE HOSTS!"
A gunshot was soon heard and the lights flickered back on, revealing the dead bodies of Mew and Victini.
"Ugh…another one of these challenges?" asked Vixen, annoyed.
"I guess so", said Demenio.
"For once, can't we just leave them to die?" asked Mason.
"Ugh…I wish we could, but then we wouldn't be able to win the money", explained Carman. "Let's just try to solve the mystery of who murdered them."
"Yeah, but first I think we should make a plan", said Farra s everyone gathered around.
"What's your grouping idea?" asked Darren.
"Well, Striker, Spiro, Skore, and I will try to search in this train car. Vixen, Demenio, Sparky, and Spike can check the next one. Darren, Jesse, Sonan, and Carman can check the car next to that one. Mason and Kevin can check the car over there, and Kai and Jet can search outside", explained Farra.
"Why exactly?" asked Mason.
"Because I said so", said Farra.
"Isn't that a threat to the mission?" asked Kevin.
"What? No! Now just go", said Farra.
"Yes my master", said Kevin as he ran towards the door.
"OPENING DOOR!" yelled Kevin as he ripped the door from its hinges. "FLOATING! FLOATING!"
"Ugh…" groaned Mason as he went after him.
"Alright, we're gonna get going now", said Spike as he and the others left to the other car, with Jesse and his group following them to their car.
Kai and Jet opened the door and went outside, leaving Farra alone with Striker, Skore, and Spiro.
"Any particular reason you chose us?" asked Skore.
"No, I just chose the people that I could rely on", said Farra as she started searching the car.
Skore and Spiro looked at each other confused; while Striker was elated that she wasn't gonna do anything.
"Wait, you aren't gonna tie us up while you rape Striker?" asked Spiro.
"DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!" yelled Striker.
"No, I'm not gonna do anything", said Farra as she continued searching the car for clues. "I've noticed that whenever I kidnapped you, I've acted more crazy and unfocused. So I decided to leave you alone so I can focus on this game."
"Wow, when you're not planning my rape or our so-called 'wedding', you're actually normal", said Striker shocked.
"Yep", responded Farra as she continued searching and soon found a footprint. "I got something."
"What?" asked Spiro as they walked over
"I found a footprint", said Farra. "It looks weird."
The footprint had five spiky toes with a curved underside.
"Wow, it is weird", said Skore. "Well, at least we found something."
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"Alright, have you guys found anything?" asked Vixen looking under a counter.
"Nope", said Sparky. "How about you Demenio?"
Demenio was climbing a bar cabinet in the train and fell down. "Owww…no!"
"What are we even looking for?" asked Spike.
"Clues to figure out who killed Mew and Victini so we can win the challenge", said Vixen.
"Oh, well I think that gun is a clue then", said Spike pointing to a gun hidden in the trash can.
"Why didn't you say anything before?" asked Sparky.
"I didn't really didn't know what we were looking for", said Spike shrugging his shoulders.
"Ugh…let's just go tell the others that we found the gun", said Demenio as he got up and reached for it.
"NO!" yelled Sparky. "You can't touch it."
"Why?" asked Vixen.
"It has the fingerprints on it, it can tell us who did it", said Sparky.
"Oh!" said Demenio retracting his paw. "How do we get it then?"
"We'll have to use a bag so we don't contaminate anything", said Sparky.
"Okay then", said Spike as he picked up a plastic bag and put it over the gun.
"Alright, now let's go", said Sparky.
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Jesse was searching around the car with his magnifying glass and was doing a poor job at locating the clues.
"I can seem to find anything", said Jesse as he turned to his group.
"Well, we are the furthest away from the scene", said Carman. "We should've just stayed up there with the others."
"Eh, well let's just go back", said Darren as he started to walk back up to the front, followed by the others.
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"Kevin, you really need to stop acting crazy", said Mason.
"What do you mean?" asked Kevin seriously.
"You've been acting like a lunatic ever since you evolved", said Mason. "I think you should try to stop being stupid."
"I'M Stupid? You are a failure", said Kevin. "You love to cause pain and suffering because of your own experiences when you were younger. Your methods are stupid, your mind is stupid, and overall you're just plain dumb. I think it's time to eliminate you."
Mason was actually scared. He had never seen Kevin like this before, even as a Porygon2 he wasn't this crazy. Kevin started charging a Hyper Beam and fired it at Mason. Mason dodged it, but it caused an explosion.
Farra and her group heard it and ran to the next car, leaving the bodies alone.
"MUST…ELIMINATE!" said Kevin as he fired another Hyper Beam at Mason as the others came in.
"What's going on?" asked Farra.
Mason popped up from a seat. "KEVIN'S GONE NUTS!"
Kevin fired another Hyper Beam at Mason, but he ducked. Kevin turned around and saw Striker, Farra, Skore, and Spiro there.
"MUST…ELIMINATE!"
He fired a Tri-Attack at the four of them, but they jumped out of the way.
"Okay, he's just crazy", said Farra as she used Psychic to bring him down to the ground and pin him.
"MUST…KILL…MUST…ELIMINATE!"
Farra opened his compartment and shut him down once again. Mason came from his hiding place whimpering and panting.
"Aww…did the little wolf-kitty get scared?" asked Spiro.
Mason growled at him.
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Mason: Okay, that was the last straw! Kevin is outta here!
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Farra and the others returned to the bodies and saw that they were both gone. The other groups returned and saw that they were gone as well.
"What happened to the bodies?" asked Sonan.
"We don't know, Kevin was going crazy and we had to keep him from killing Mason", said Skore.
"I had to keep him from killing Mason", said Farra, glaring at him.
"Okay…"
"That doesn't explain where the bodies went", said Vixen.
"Well, we don't really need the bodies, we only need the clues", said Striker.
"Right, so what have we got?" asked Jesse.
"Well, we found this gun in the trash", said Demenio holding up the .48 caliber pistol in a plastic bag.
"Great, you preserved the evidence, now all we need to do is find out who killed them", said Farra.
"We think are some fingerprints on it, so we need a magnifying glass to see them", said Sparky.
"Well, it won't really be necessary because we found a footprint over there", said Spiro pointing to a corner.
"I found the footprint", said Farra.
"Okay, we get it!" said Striker. "You did everything."
"All we have to do is scan the footprint and we'll find out who did it", said Farra.
"My computer has a scanner", said Sonan as he took his laptop back out.
Everyone gathered around again as the computer screen loaded again, revealing a picture of a Nidoking and Nidoqueen in another 'position'.
"Whoa", said Striker in shock.
Sonan quickly clicked the 'x' and started scanning the footprint. Soon, a Pokemon came up.
Latios, the Eon Pokemon; Latios has the ability to make its foe see an image of what it has seen or imagines in his head. A highly intelligent Pokemon, it can overtake jet planes by folding back its wings in flight.
"Wait…a Latios killed them?" asked Carman.
"Yeah, it looks that way", said Spike.
"But why would a Latios want to kill them?"
Vixen sighed. "It was Kavi or his daughter."
Everyone thought for a moment. There was a lot of history between the three hosts. Victini had sex with Virizion before she got with Kavi, and Mew didn't say anything to anyone about it to save his own as from being dragged into it, but now he hates them both. Kavi would easily just tell his kids to kill them
"Yeah, I can believe that", said Darren.
Mew and Victini soon poofed up, "Vixen gets invincibility!"
"What? Again?!" asked Farra. "But I was the one who found the footprint."
"And she was the one who said the name of the person who did it", said Mew. "Now, the last challenge is to confront the murderer."
"Wait…if Vixen has invincibility…why are we doing another challenge?" asked Skore.
"Because we said so", said Mew. "Now, you have to battle Kavi's kids and win."
"There's no point in doing it if Vixen has invincibility!" shouted Skore.
"We love seeing you guys in pain…that's a good reason", said Victini.
"No it's not", said Mason.
"Whatever", said Mew as they all exited the train.
They soon saw that Jet and Kai were standing against the train with an unconscious Latias and Virizion in front of them.
"Whoa", said Jesse.
"Ahh…sweet karma", said Mew happily.
"Aw well, I guess we really don't need to do this challenge then, they're already either dead or unconscious", said Victini.
"They're unconscious", said Jet, making everyone stare at him.
"Well, that's the first time I've heard him say something since the 3rd episode", said Mew.
"Yeah, now let's get to elimination!" said Mew. "But first."
He turned Kevin back on and he and Victini quickly teleported away. "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"
"AAHHHH!"
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Mason: I already know everyone is voting for Kevin, he was insane. I haven't even done anything wrong.
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Farra: Kevin, he's nuts
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Skore: Kevin
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Spike: Sorry Kevin
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Carman: Kevin
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Kevin: I will not fail my mission…I am a computer, so I can easily change the votes as soon as they do. I will continue this until my mission is successful and everyone is ELIMINATED!
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At the Ceremony
"When I call your name, you are safe", said Mew. "Farra, Mason, Darren, Striker, Sonan, Carman, Spiro, Jesse, Skore, Jet, Demenio, Sparky, and Kevin!"
"WHAT?!" everyone yelled.
"The last person safe is…
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…Spike."
Spike was confused, but happy.
Kai showed no regrets or emotion as he walked towards the Lame-O-Sine. Mew floated back beside him for a brief moment. "Okay tough guy, before you leave, you have to say something."
"F*** this game", said Kai before he left in the Lame-O-Sine.
"At least he said something", said Mew. "Final 15, go get some rest, you have a long day ahead of you tomorrow."
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Kevin: Yes, he was a threat to the mission, so now he is gone. I will remove every target and succeed. For the good of the mission.
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Whoa…Kevin's gone rogue. Kai's out…NOOO! Mason, this all your fault, you made Kevin overheat! Well, let's hope no one else gets harmed…although I would've enjoyed seeing Mason get blown up by Kevin. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Will Kevin keep acting psycho? Will Mason piss himself? Will Sonan stop looking at that stuff? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!