Time for another aftermath!

"I hate you all", said Vile, folding her arms.

000

"Hello everyone and welcome back to the Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum!" announced Monica smiling. "As you all know, I'm Monica and this is my boyfriend and co-host Chandler."

Chandler waved, "Now, this time you may have noticed…we are back in the studio because somebody made the blimp explode."

"You made it explode", said Swift.

"Quiet Mafia Man!" yelled Chandler.

Monica sighed. "Now, last time we talked with

"Clash" Clash folds her arms.

"Sally" Sally waves.

"Freezeo" Freezeo spins around.

"Volante" Volante frowns.

"Summer and Ray" the couple smile.

"Morgan and Dew" Morgan smiles while Dew stays down.

"Solis" Solis waves slightly.

"Sabrina" Sabrina gives a death glare.

"Leon" Leon frowns.

"and…Vile" Vile rolls her eyes.

"Now, we have 12 more eliminated contestants coming again", said Monica. "But, before we get to them, I would just like to say that the others are at the merge right now, so we are gonna start asking questions to anyone we want."

"I have a question!" said Reta.

"What?" asked Chandler.

"Why does Lassie have a Teddiursa with her and where's Egridos?"

"Well…strangely enough, that Teddiursa is Egridos and Lassie's daughter", said Monica. "As for Egridos, he's still competing on another island."

Upon seeing that Egridos and Lassie had a child, Sapphire immediately glared at Swift, who smiled nervously.

"What's her name?" asked Liksur.

Lassie sighed, "Egridos gave her a terrible name, so now she's got a new one. It's Tracie."

"Aww…she's cute", said Annie. "What did Egridos want to name her?"

"Egridosa", said Lassie.

"Wow, Egridos would've ruined the kid's life if she kept that name", said Dhaunt.

"I know, that's why I threatened to kill him if he didn't let me change it."

"Okay, the baby talk's over. Now it's time to meet the new losers", said Chandler. "The first one is a blue alligator with a powerful boyfriend, it's…Marie!"

The Feraligatr came from behind the curtains with a frown on her face. She sat in the chair and folded her arms.

"Hello Marie", greeted Monica.

"Hey", she said unenthusiastically.

"So…describe how you felt about the show for us", said Chandler.

"Well…the challenges were insane, the hosts were psychos, and the only good things about it was that I met Flame", said Marie. "I just wish I knew how I got out."

"Mason", said Monica.

"What?"

"Yeah, he's been sabotaging a lot of people and getting them voted out and eliminated", said Chandler.

"How did he get me out though?" asked Marie.

"Oh, he hypnotized you during the race so that the rest of the team would think you were purposely making them lose…even though he was doing it", said Monica.

"I can't believe this…I was set up", said Marie, who was angry and shocked at that time.

"Well, join the club sister", said Flynn.

"Whatever, Marie, you're done", said Monica as Marie went to the girls side. "Okay, the next loser is a flame-tailed lizard who's a born leader, it's…Flame!"

Flame flew out from behind the curtains with a frown. Just before he sat down in the seat…

"Whoa, big boy. We don't want you to burn the chair", said Monica.

"What do you want me to do? I'll die if it's extinguished", said Flame.

"Fine, if it's gotta be so difficult", said Chandler bringing out a newspaper.

Chandler set the newspaper down while Flame gave him a look. "Are you kidding me?"

"Nope, you can either sit on the newspaper or find something to shield your tail with", said Chandler.

Flame groaned. He looked around for something. He saw a bucket sitting beside Clay, who was still working on his 'surprise'. Flame grabbed the bucket and checked it before covering his tail.

"Are you happy now?" he asked venomously as he sat down in the seat.

"Yeah", said Monica. "Now, onto the questions…how was your experience on the show?"

"It was alright, the challenges were just stupid and crazy."

"That's Mew and Victini for you", said Shade.

"Now…how do you feel about making it far?" asked Chandler.

"I didn't make it far in my opinion", said Flame. "The merge is the farthest you can go, unless you win."

"You probably would have made it if it you weren't pwn'd by Sonan", said Monica.

"It wasn't my fault the kid's a game junkie", said Flame.

"Lame excuse", said Draco.

"Shut up, I made it farther than you", said Flame.

"That doesn't mean anything."

"Yeah it does, it means that I'm a stronger competitor than you", said Flame."…well, I'm sure I'm smarter too."

"Watch it flame breath", said Draco.

"What are you gonna do Tri-head?" asked Flame angrily.

Draco growled.

"Alright, you don't need to fight", said Monica.

"Come on, I want to see some dragons fight", said Clash.

Flame is just simply a Fire/Flying-type and Draco is a Dark/Dragon-type. It's obvious who can win", said Volante.

"Oh, and who is that?" asked Flame.

"Draco, hands down", said Volante.

"Ha!" he yelled.

"How could he win?" asked Marie, peeved. "Draco's an idiot."

"Hey!"

"Hydreigon can learn Water-type moves, as well as Rock-type moves, which are super-effective against Flame, and Charizards can learn some Dragon-type moves, but Draco has an advantage", explained Volante.

Draco gave Flame a toothy grin.

"Shut up", said Flame.

"Anyways, back to the questions", said Monica, trying to get things back under control.

"I'm done with questions", said Flame. "I was voted out because I lost to a kid…we all get it."

"Okay, fine", said Chandler. "Go sit over by the guys."

Flame rolled his eyes and sat where he was told as they introduced the next loser.

"The next loser is a sexy leopard with a big heart it's…Lila!" announced Chandler.

Lila came out and sat down in the chair, earning a death glare from Solis, but she glared back.

"I still see that there is a bunch of hate between you two", said Monica.

"You got that right", said Solis.

"Well Lila, we're gonna ask you some questions…if you're up for it", said Chandler.

"We know you want to kill Solis, and she wants to kill you, so we'll let you girls do it after we finish the questions okay", said Monica.

"Okay", said Lila.

"Bitch, you know you're gonna lose", said Solis.

"You're weak against Dark-types", said Volante.

"Shut up!"

"Anyways", said Monica, continuing. "How did you feel about this season?"

"It was okay. I got to be with Jesse and Sonan again", said Lila. "The only bad thing was that that bitch over there kept trying to steal Jesse from me."

"He belongs with me!" yelled Solis. "You don't deserve him!"

"If I don't deserve, then why did he choose me?" asked Lila smiling.

"Because you tricked him", said Solis. "You used your slutty enticement to attract him."

"If I'm a slut, then you're a whore!" yelled Lila.

"I'll kill you!" yelled Solis as she got up.

"Bring it on bitch!" yelled Lila as she leapt out of the chair.

"Okay, forget the questions, let the catfight begin!" yelled Chandler, earning a glare from Monica.

Lila leapt at Solis and pinned her down, launching a Shadow Ball at her face. Solis kicked her off and started tightening her focus.

Lila got up and leapt at her again, but Solis fired a Focus Blast at Lila, hit her in the chest. Lila quickly got up, shaken, but still able to fight.

"Aww…the little kitty thinks she can take me down", said Solis smiling.

"I know I can", growled Lila as she fired a Dark Pulse at her, successfully hitting Solis and blowing her against the wall.

"Rip off her dress! It'll distract her", said Smash, causing all of the females to glare at him. Smash shrunk down and laughed nervously. "Sorry, I can't help it."

Solis charged another Focus Blast, but she missed and hit Smash instead.

"Serves him right", said Vina.

Lila and Solis continued battling. The girls were disgusted at how they were fighting over a guy, while the guys continued cheering them on.

"Come on Solis!" one guy from the audience yelled.

"Kick her ass Lila!" yelled another.

Lila bit Solis' leg, making her yell in pain. Solis tried another Focus Blast and succeeded. Lila let go and fell to the ground. Solis smiled and walked away. Lila got up, still very weak, and fired another Shadow Ball at her, successfully knocking her out.

"The winner is…Lila!" announced Chandler as some of the guys cheered.

"Well Lila, it seems like you aren't suitable for anymore questions because of the fight…so you're done with questions", said Monica.

Lila was panting, "Fine."

As Lila went to lie down, Solis got up and got away from her. Monica announced the next loser afterwards.

"The next loser is a friendly mammoth pig with a strong hunger, it's…M.P.S.!"

The Twin Tusk Pokemon came out with a smile on his face. He went to the chair, but was stopped by Monica and Chandler.

"M.P.S., we don't want you to break the chair, so we'll need you to sit on the floor", said Chandler.

"Once again, I'm being called fat", said M.P.S. sadly as he sat on the floor.

"Sorry buddy", said Chandler. "Well, we're gonna ask you some questions."

"Fine, but I want food after", said M.P.S.

"Fine", said Chandler as he started reading the question. "How was your experience this season?"

"Eh, it was okay", said M.P.S. "If the hosts hadn't evolved me, I wouldn't have been eliminated during that challenge, and I wouldn't have been voted out."

"Yeah, Mew and Victini have gotten crazier", said Chandler.

"Tell me about it", said M.P.S.

"Now, let's talk about your alliance", said Monica.

"Um…okay", said M.P.S.

"Do you think your friends will make it far?" asked Monica.

"Well, I have faith in them, so I guess you could say that", said M.P.S. "I mean…Skore won last time, so someone else could probably win. All they have to do is have confidence."

"Well, okay", said Monica. "Skore, Spiro, and Striker are very lucky to have a friend like you."

"I know", said M.P.S. "And I'm glad I have them as friends."

"AAWWWWW!"

Suddenly, the alarm started blaring.

"What's with the alarm?" asked M.P.S., confused.

"It's game time!" announced Monica and Chandler at the same time.

000

M.P.S. was dangling upside down above a lava pit. "What the hell guys?!"

"It's part of the game…you have to answer questions about this season and last season", said Monica.

"What do you mean?" asked M.P.S. "And please be brief because the blood is starting to rush to my head."

"Well, you have to answer questions about different things that happened this season, as well as last season", said Monica.

"Okay, but please hurry", said M.P.S., who was getting woozy.

"Okay, who was eliminated first last season?" asked Chandler.

"Nero", said M.P.S., who was starting to feel sick.

"Who was 18th place last season?" asked Monica.

"Shine"

"Why was Kojo eliminated?" asked Chandler.

"This season or last season?" asked M.P.S.

"Both"

"He lost the b-battle last sea…last season, and he s-sabotaged the team", said M.P.S. before he closed his eyes.

"Uh…M.P.S., you alright?" asked Chandler.

M.P.S. didn't respond.

"Oh crap, he's unconscious, well I guess we have to cut him down so he won't die", said Chandler as he burned the rope with his head flame.

M.P.S. was sent falling into the lava pit and woke back up screaming. "IT BURNS!"

000

"Okay, ignoring that casualty", said Monica looking at an unconscious M.P.S. sitting next to Liksur. "Let's meet the next loser. She's a she-wolf with a big heart, it's…Luna!"

Luna came out and sat in the chair with a small smile on her face.

"How are you doing Luna?" asked Chandler.

"I'm fine", said Luna.

"How are you and Sparky?" asked Monica.

"We're happy", said Luna.

"That's good…now", said Chandler. "We're gonna ask you some questions."

"Uh…ok", said Luna.

"So…how was this season in your opinion", said Chandler.

"Well, it was kinda fun…and a little painful and insane."

"Why do you think you were eliminated?" asked Monica.

"Well, probably because I hadn't been talking or doing that much for the team", said Luna.

"Yeah, that and Skore's alliance targeted you and Sola", said Chandler.

"What?" asked Luna.

"That's right, they targeted you because of what you just said. You and Sola hadn't been doing any of the challenges that well, so they convinced the team, other than your family, to vote you out."

"Ugh…I guess that makes sense", said Luna.

"Yeah", said Monica. "Now…onto the next question, how did you fall for Sparky?"

Luna blushed. "Well…when we were back on the island, I wasn't that talkative and I was shy. But after I started talking to Sparky, I started feeling more and more comfortable. Then, when we finally started dating…I felt complete."

"AWWWW!"

"Okay, we get it, it's beautiful, but seriously, that's just getting annoying", said Flynn.

"Alright Luna, thanks for your cooperation", said Chandler. "You can go sit by your friend now."

Luna sat by Shine as Monica introduced the next loser.

"The next contestant is a flying vampire scorpion with a friendly nature, it's…Klavier!"

The Fang Scorpion Pokemon flew from behind the curtains and sat in the seat, folding his arms in the process.

"I see you're in a bad mood", said Monica.

"I was eliminated unfairly!" yelled Klavier. "How would you feel?"

"Well, I wouldn't care, I would be free from the two psycho hosts", said Chandler.

"Hmmm…well, you're right about that", said Klavier.

"Yeah, I know. Now…how did you like this season?" asked Chandler.

"It sucked. The challenges were stupid and painful and I was eliminated unfairly", said Klavier.

"We get it…now how did it feel being on the show and why did you join?" asked Monica.

"I joined because I wanted to win the money, and like I said before, the show sucked."

"Okay then…why did you vote M.P.S. out?" asked Chandler.

"Well….it was nothing personal, he was just…an Ice-type, and I'm weak against them."

"Oh…fear, we get it", said Chandler.

"Where did fear come from? I was just too weak against him", said Klavier, trying to defend himself.

"Wow, you're scared of your weakness? That means you're weak, too", said Flynn chuckling, making most of the eliminated contestants glare at him.

Frosty waved his stubby arms, causing a bunch of snow to land on top of Flynn.

"Thank you Frosty", said Chandler. "Okay Klavier, you're all done."

"Thanks", said Klavier as he flew over to the guys.

"Okay, the next eliminated contestant is a relative of Mason's, but not evil, it's…Sola."

Sola came from behind the curtains and sat in the chair.

"Hey sis", greeted Ray.

"Hey Ray, are you still doing okay?" asked Sola.

Ray sighed. "Yeah, I'm fine. I just wanted to stop him."

"I did too", said Sola.

"Okay Sola, how are you doing?" asked Chandler.

"Eh, I'm okay I guess", said Sola. "I just wanted to stop Mason."

"Yeah, you and Ray think alike", said Monica.

"Waffles", said Ray happily.

"Okay…maybe not", said Monica.

Sola chuckled.

"Alright Sola, how was this season in your opinion?" asked Chandler.

"It was…alright, I just wished I could've stayed in long enough to stop Mason", said Sola.

"Speaking of Mason, why does he hate Ray so much…and why is he a douche?"

"Well, I'm not sure you could call him a douche, he's just…confused and going through an evil phase…I guess", said Sola.

"He's not a douche huh?" asked Chandler. "Raise your appendage if Mason got you out."

Liksur, Static, Flynn, Piff, Frosty, Phill, Titan, Rapid, Draco, Kojo, Ivory, Vina, Cramad, Summer, Morgan, Sabrina, Marie, Flame, and Ray instantly raised their appendages.

"Damn", said Sola. "Okay, I admit he's a douche, and I remember that Ray abandoned him when they were being attacked by a bunch of Murkrow and Honchkrow."

"How do you know about that if you weren't there?" asked Marion.

"Mason told me", said Sola. "Well, that's why he hates Ray."

"So…it's Ray's fault he's a douchebag now?" asked Frosty.

"No, you can't blame that on me, he was always like that", said Ray, defending himself.

"Eh, whatever. We don't really care. Mason sucks", said Monica. "Okay Sola, you're great for giving us that kind of information, so you're alright."

Sola went over by the other guys as they introduced the next loser.

"Alright, the next loser is a hairy overeater, it's…Laxish!"

Laxish came out eating a bunch of berries. He sat in the chair while still eating. The smell of food instantly woke up M.P.S., who was still unconscious at the time.

"Hello Laxish", greeted Monica.

"Hey", said Laxish as he ate another berry.

"Hey, give me some of those!" yelled M.P.S.

"Hey buddy", said Laxish.

"Berries", said M.P.S.

"Ugh…fine", said Laxish as he tossed M.P.S. two of the berries.

"Alright Laxish, how did you like this season?" asked Chandler.

"Eh…it was alright, if you don't count the episodes I was bound and locked in the horror movie set", said Laxish glaring at Vile and her alliance, who in return grinned at each other nervously.

"Yeah, that was wrong, but anyways, what did you want to do with the money if you won?" asked Chandler.

"You already know the answer to that question", said Laxish as he ate another berry. "I would by all of the food in the world and eat until I die."

"You're gonna share right?" asked M.P.S.

"Uh…I wasn't planning on that", said Laxish.

"Well…I guess that's a good plan", said Monica.

Laxish smiled stupidly.

"Um…okay, I think you should go sit down now", said Chandler, wanting the glutton to go away.

"Okay", said Laxish as he sat down next to M.P.S.

He looked beside him and saw that Clay was still working on something.

"What're you doing Clay?"

Clay, with his signature creepy smile still plastered on his face, looked at him. "It's a surprise. You'll all see it at in the last episode", he said in a disturbing voice.

"Um…okay", said Laxish, a little creeped out by the Rock-type.

"Alright, the next loser is a Manectric with a bad attitude, it's…Ebony!"

Ebony didn't come out, but crashes were heard backstage. Soon enough, the wolf was seen running and yelling, trying to get away from a large tiger dog.

"Someone get him away from me!" yelled Ebony.

Chandler surrounded Ebony with Protect so that Cano wouldn't kill him. Given this opportunity, Ebony started teasing him.

"Alright, Ebony if you don't stop I will stop using Protect on you. Upon hearing that, and looking at the Fire-type next to him smiling evilly, Ebony shut up instantly.

"Alright Cano, how are you doing?" asked Monica.

"Well", said Cano through gritted teeth and looking at Ebony. "I was doing fine until this prick tried to ruin my life."

"Hey, you deserved it and you know it loser!" yelled Ebony.

"Your brother was about to rape my girlfriend, I had to kill him or else he'd kill me or Vixen", said Cano angrily.

"That's not a good excuse", said Ebony angrily.

Cano growled.

"Okay, even though Chandler and I already know about this, the others don't, so why don't you guys share why you were both eliminated."

"Yeah seriously, I understand Ebony, but Cano? How did you get voted out?" asked Shade.

"Well bro, this little bastard here decided to tell Vixen that I cheated on her so I could be voted off", said Cano.

"And it worked", said Ebony laughing, making Cano growl at him once again, shutting him up.

"Why are you so bloody and bruised then?" asked Freezeo.

"Because I got into a fight with Sparky", said Cano, glaring at Ebony.

"Yeah, it was hilarious", said Ebony laughing. He saw Chandler raise his arm. "I'll be good!"

Chandler lowered his arm back down.

"Why did you fight with Sparky?" asked Luna, getting angry.

"Whoa Luna, don't get mad at me, you should be mad at this douchebag", said Cano gesturing to Ebony.

"Why?"

"He told Vixen that we had sex in the confessionals and she broke up with me. Then Sparky and I started fighting", said Cano, making everyone glare at Ebony…except for Ivory, who smiled.

"He what?" asked Luna angrily through gritted teeth.

"Oh please, get over it, they all know that it isn't true", said Ebony. "You could've had sex with more guys than Sparky."

Luna got angry and started growling.

"I'll just take this off", said Chandler as he stopped using Protect.

"Oh no", said Ebony as he saw Luna coming closer to him. "AAHHHH!"

He ran backstage, with Luna chasing after him angrily. Cano smiled and sat on the bleachers with the other guys.

"O…kay, well I think it's time to introduce the next loser", said Monica. "He's a strong sloth monkey thing, it's…Ded!"

The sloth orangutan came out and sat in the chair with a frown on his face.

"Hey Ded", said Monica.

"Hey"

"How are you doing?" asked Monica.

"I'm okay, I made it to the merge again", said Ded.

"Okay, lucky you", said Volante.

"Yeah, thanks for that Volante", said Monica. "Now Ded, what did you think of this season?"

"Well, it was okay", said Ded. "I just think that Mew and Victini have gotten crazier."

"That's what everyone says", said Monica. "Now, how do you think your alliance will do with you gone?"

"Well, last season Skore won, and he was part of the alliance, so…I'm actually hoping that one of them gets close to winning."

"Thanks", said Monica. "Finally, you were labeled The Gentle Giant throughout the series. How do you feel about that?"

"Eh, I don't really care what people say, but…it's a fitting title", said Ded.

"Okay, thanks Ded", said Chandler as Ded went to sit down.

"Alright everyone, it is time for the final loser of the night", said Monica.

"AAWWWWW"

"Don't worry, the final contestant is a fan favorite. He's a bad-ass chicken with a quiet nature, it's…Kai!"

The crowd cheered as the chicken came out and sat in the chair, folding his arms in the process.

"Hello Kai", said Chandler.

Kai nodded his head up.

"Still not talking I see", said Monica.

Kai shrugged his shoulders as Clash flew down and sat in his lap.

"Clash, since you're there now, can you get him to talk?" asked Monica.

"Oh, sure", said Clash as she looked at Kai. She locked her lips to his and held his face so he wouldn't pull back.

Clash broke the kiss after a while, leaving both her and Kai panting.

"Wow", he said through pants.

"Yeah, that felt good", said Clash through pants also.

"Well Kai, I see Clash got you to talk", said Chandler.

"Eh"

"Why have you been silent?" asked Krack.

"Yeah, seriously", said Dhaunt.

Kai sighed. "If you're quiet, nobody bothers asking you stupid questions or try to target you because you aren't a real threat", explained Kai.

"Huh, so that's how Cano got to the final two last season", reasoned Reta.

"Now, let's see…what did you think of this season?" asked Monica.

"Well, it was alright", said Kai. "The challenges were just too easy."

Everyone stared at him, shocked. Did he just say that those challenges were easy?

"What do you mean?" asked Chandler.

"The challenges were easy for me because people keep saying I'm a bad-ass."

"Well, okay", said Monica. "What would you do if you had won?"

"I'm not sure", said Kai.

"Well, I guess this should be ending this episode now", said Monica.

"You didn't tell them how they were eliminated", said Solis.

"They already know", said Chandler,"…well, except for Kai."

"How was I eliminated?" asked Kai.

"Oh, Kevin went crazy and switched the votes."

"Ugh…"

"Okay, we'll see you next time on Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum. Thanks for watching!"

000

Yes! The aftermath is done! And yes, Kai talked! Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I will see you next time with the newest episode of Total…Pokemon…Action!