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Yveltel: No one cares!
Never mind
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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants faced the oh so scary slasher flick. A Cacturne was hired to 'exterminate' the contestants for this special challenge. Vixen found out about Carman's alliance and told a few of the guys about it. After the challenge was over, the winner, Carman, got to choose who left, and surprise! Vixen was eliminated. We are down to the final 13, and that means the game is gonna get harder. Will Carman and Farra keep targeting the guys? Will the guys survive? Will Mason sabotage more people? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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The next morning, Carman and Farra were once again talking about who they were going to get rid of.
"Okay, so like I said yesterday, we're gonna get rid of Spike today", said Carman.
"Um…okay", said Farra.
"Good, I just wanted to see if you still understood after what Vixen said", said Carman.
Farra looked down in guilt. Carman noticed this and rolled her eyes.
"What she said wasn't true Farra, I'm not evil", said lied Carman.
Farra sighed. "I guess if you say so."
"Aww…cheer up, I'll tell you what, we'll keep Striker in the game until we don't want him anymore", said Carman.
Farra smiled lightly. "Okay."
"Okay then, let's go", said Carman as she and Farra left to go to their trailer.
Mason watched and listened to their entire conversation from behind a building and smiled.
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Mason: So, Carman's made another alliance. I guess I'll have to ruin it…after I get rid of all of these other guys…and if they're willing to help me, why not keep them in a while longer.
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The rest of the guys were all still asleep on the benches inside the Elimination Hall. Soon enough, a loud blare was heard, waking them all up.
"IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"10 MORE MINUTES!" yelled Striker as he laid back down.
"NO!" yelled Mew. "Now get out of here before have to do it the hard way!"
Carman, Farra, and Mason were already outside and waiting.
"OH PLEASE! THERE'S NOTHING MORE YOU CAN DO TO US!" yelled Skore, making Spiro cover his mouth.
"OH YEAH?"
Suddenly, the Elimination Hall was in the air.
"Skore, I told you about jinxing us!" said Spiro.
"What are you talking about?" asked Skore. "They can't do anything to us up here."
Skore smacked his head, and soon, the Hall was turned sideways, and all of them fell. Spike, being the only flying-type left, immediately grabbed Sparky and Demenio, and flew them back down safely before going back and forth to get the others. He was fast at doing so, as he learned ExtremeSpeed in his sleep somehow.
"Well thanks for that Skore", said Jesse, dusting himself off.
"Sorry guys", he apologized.
"Okay, now that you guys are back-"
"No thanks to you two!" yelled Spike, who was out of breath.
"Whatever", said Mew. "We have a special challenge for you guys."
"What's the movie?" asked Farra.
"The baby movie!" announced Mew.
Farra and Carman got wide-eyed.
"No way, I am not having a kid with one of these guys…well maybe the cute ones", said Carman.
"I wanted to have one with Striker. It's been a dream of mine…but then he broke my heart", said Farra to herself.
"We aren't gonna get sued for that!" yelled Mew.
"What about Swift and Sapphire?" asked Darren.
"They had a miscarriage, so it doesn't count as an actual pregnancy", said Victini.
"Poor Sapphire", said Demenio.
"She'll get over it", said Mew. "Now let's do the first challenge."
"And what's the challenge?"
"Watching the miracle of childbirth", said Mew.
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Mew and Victini teleported the contestants to the theater.
"Now, Sonan, you're gonna have to wait outside until we finish watching this, it's 18 and up only", said Mew.
Sonan cheered and ran into the halls.
"Hey, why do I have to stay!?" yelled Spike.
"Spike, you're officially 18 now, because you learned ExtremeSpeed", said Mew.
"What does ExtremeSpeed have to do with anything?"
"Togekiss learn ExtremeSpeed when they are 18 years old", said Victini. "And no, it's not level-wise"
"It hasn't even been 18 years!"
"Togekiss age somewhat faster than most Pokemon", said Mew.
Spike groaned and sat in a chair. "I hate this."
"Don't worry, soon you all will", said Victini smiling.
"What is the challenge?" asked Striker.
"To not pass out", said Mew simply.
"What?"
Mew turned on the video as the contestants sat in the seats. Soon enough the video showed a Stoutland giving live birth…not from an egg.
"Ahh! Turn it off!" yelled Spike covering his eyes.
The guys immediately covered their eyes and fainted, while girls remained cool, as the video only showed what they would have to experience sooner or later.
"Well…I guess the girls easily won this challenge", said Mew as he turned the video off. "Now it's time for the next challenge!"
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Mew and Victini teleported everyone back outside.
"Alright guys, your next challenge is to take care of children!" announced Mew.
Everyone looked at each other nervously…mainly the guys, except for Jesse.
"That's not so bad, I'm already a single parent…at the moment", said Jesse. "I miss Lila."
"Alright, it's time to meet your kids", said Mew as a new person the contestants hadn't seen before approached them upset and scratched up.
"Uh…what's with the My Little Pony?" asked Striker.
"Shut up!" yelled the colt.
"What happened Keldeo?" asked Mew.
"Those kids tortured me, then ran off", said Keldeo.
"What the- how did they get away from you?"
"Well, first it was the crying. Then they started hitting. Finally, they tied me up and made me watch a sex clip of me and Suicune…and that never even happened!" yelled Keldeo.
"Nobody cares", said Victini. "And babies aren't even that strong…or evil!"
"Spike", said Keldeo.
"I WASN'T EVIL! FLYNN PISSED OFF TOO MUCH! THAT'S ALL!"
"Ugh…I guess you did your best…and now its time to go to Suicune's island", said Mew smiling.
"What? NO!" yelled Keldeo as Mew teleported him to Suicune's island.
"Alright, now that he's gone, you guys have a new challenge…before you do the others", said Mew. "Your new challenge is to find the babies and bring them back here. The first person back wins an advantage in the next challenges."
"Challenge(s)?" asked Skore.
"Yeah, so if I were you, I'd hurry up and find them", said Mew.
"You haven't even told us what they are", yelled Spiro.
Mew groaned in annoyance. "Fine, they are an Elekid, Smoochum, Magby, Togepi, Happiny, Bonsly, Cleffa, Azurill, Mime Jr., Igglybuff, and a Pichu."
"Wow…you actually used Baby-Pokemon", said Carman, shocked.
"Yeah…we didn't want to, but the producers made us", said Victini. "And Jesse, since you already have Sonan, you're already good. The rest of you have to search."
"Well at least it'll be easy to actually take care of them", said Demenio. "Once we find them of course."
"Yeah…now get going!" yelled Mew. "And the baby you choose is the baby you'll take care of for the challenge."
"…Yay" said Jet apathetically.
"Yeah…now get going!"
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Striker, Skore, and Spiro decided to search around the breakfast tent, as babies were usually always hungry. As they approached the tent, Striker saw a pink tail go inside of it.
"Guys, I just saw something go inside the tent", said Striker.
"Really? Well let's go…quick!" said Skore as all three of them ran into the tent.
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Carman and Farra were walking around the lot, searching for the kids using women's instinct.
"Alright…babies usually just crawl around and put themselves in danger because of curiosity", said Carman.
"So…we should look for a couple of them-"said Farra.
"In the horror movie set!" said Carman. "That's where all of the dangerous stuff is."
Farra nodded as she and Carman went to find some babies.
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Demenio, Spike, and Sparky were looking around the baby movie set.
"They really have a set for every set don't they?" asked Spike, amazed.
"YES WE DO!"
"How did he here that?" asked Sparky as he looked around.
"I don't know, but I think that we should just hurry up with this challenge so we won't have to deal with torture all day", said Spike.
"If one of us gets eliminated, it'll be better so we won't be tortured at all", said Demenio.
"Whatever, let's just keep looking", said Spike.
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Spike: This game is really taking a toll on me. I'm exhausted, my back is killing me from sleeping on those freaking benches, the pain has been unbearable, and…I just wanna go home!
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Jet, Darren, and Mason were all walking around, trying to search for those babies.
"Where could they be?" asked Darren.
"Maybe they'll leave a trail of something", said Mason.
"Or maybe they won't", said Jet.
"Whatever, let's just try to not lose hope on finding them", said Darren before tripping over a ball. "…OW!"
Mason was laughing, while Jet tried to help Darren up. Upon investigation of the ball, Darren noticed that the ball was blue.
"What the?"
He saw a black zigzag string attached to the ball, and followed it. It led to a sheet with that was shivering. Darren removed the sheet and found one of the babies, an Azurill. She looked scared and was about to cry.
"Aww…it's okay, come on out", said Darren softly.
The Azurill slowly advanced toward Darren and was soon met by his fins. Darren picked her up and brought her close to him. "It'll be alright."
The Azurill smiled and snuggled into Darren's chest.
Jet smiled slightly, while Mason faked a smile.
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Mason: That was disgusting! Love is totally overrated, especially when it comes to babies.
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Jesse and Sonan were sitting on the ground waiting for the others, and also trying to ignore the conversation they were hearing.
Mew and Victini were with two unusual Pokemon that haven't been seen. One of them was a neon deer with large antlers and light symbols on her chest. The other was a black and red bird with a long tail, large arms, and a threatening glare.
"So…you just decided to this show just to torture teens?" asked the deer.
"Exactly Xerneas", said Victini.
"Sounds like fun to me…especially the torturing part", said the bird darkly.
"Yveltel, you love everything that has to deal with pain", said Xerneas.
"You can't blame him, he's a dark-type", said mew.
Yveltel gave Xerneas a toothy grin. Xerneas simply rolled her eyes.
"So, are you guys gonna do one?" asked Victini.
"Of course we are!" yelled Yveltel. "I'm not gonna miss out on a chance to torture people!"
Xerneas sighed. "Fine, we'll do one."
"YES!" cheered Yveltel.
Darren came up to the four legendaries holding an Azurill and Mew and Victini grinned at the other two. "Stick around until we finish this season, then you guys will get a good feel on what you'll do on your show", whispered Mew.
"Sure, I'd love to see what you do to them", whispered Yveltel back.
"I'll stay, but just to see who'll win", whispered Xerneas.
"Great", said Victini as he and Mew turned back to Darren.
"Well Darren, it looks like you win the advantage", said Mew.
"Okay", said Darren, after eyeing the two mysterious legendaries. "Who are those two?"
"Don't you worry about it", said Mew. "Just sit there and wait for the others."
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Skore, Striker, and Spiro went inside the tent and found three babies, the Pichu, the Igglybuff, and the Cleffa. They were searching for food inside the tent.
"Well, this should be easy", said Skore. "Kids! We'll give you some food if you come with us!"
The three babies immediately came towards the pre-evolutions.
"Wow, that was easy", said Striker. "Now let's go!"
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Carman and Farra were inside the horror movie set, and as Carman predicted, they saw a Smoochum and a Bonsly wandering around.
"See, I told you they were in here", said Carman as she went up and grabbed the Smoochum.
"Yeah, you were right", said Farra half-heartedly as she picked up her Bonsly and put it on her back before exiting the set.
Carman looked at her confused.
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Carman: Something's up with her, but I just need to find out what.
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Demenio, Sparky, and Sonan soon found cribs used in some baby movies…and found some of the babies in there asleep. There was an Elekid, a Magby, and a Togepi in the cribs.
"Ugh…just like last season, they hid in the most obvious spot", said Sparky softly, not wanting to wake the babies they found up.
"Let's just take them and leave", said Demenio.
"Yeah", said Spike as he picked up the Togepi on his back, while Sparky and Demenio picked up the Elekid and Magby. "Now let's go."
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Jet and Mason were still trying to find their babies, and somehow found the last two, the Mime Jr. and the Happiny, by trashcans.
"I don't even want to know how they got here", said Jet.
"Then don't ask", said Mason coldly. "Shut up and let's go."
Jet glared at him and picked up the Happiny, while Mason picked up the Mime Jr. and put it on his back.
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"About time you guys got back", said Mew as everyone gathered with their baby. "Now let's get going with the last challenge."
"Wait, I thought you said there were more than one challenge left?" asked Skore before seeing Xerneas and Yveltel. "Who are those two?"
"Don't worry about it, and we lied", said Mew. "Besides, this challenge will have you deal with the most disturbing thing that parent have to do."
"What?"
"Changing a diaper", said Mew.
"That's not so bad", said Striker.
"Oh trust me, it's worse than you think", said Mew as he snapped his fingers, putting a diaper on each baby-Pokemon…including Sonan.
"What the heck man?!" yelled Sonan, seeing the diaper on his body.
"Now…", said Victini as he closed his eyes.
"AAHHH!" yelled Sonan as his diaper got wet.
The contestants felt their babies get slightly heavier and smelled a foul odor in the air.
"Oh Arceus", said Skore plugging his nose.
All of the babies started crying, except for Sonan.
"F*** this s***", said Sonan as he began taking his diaper off.
"Nope, if you do that, you're eliminated", said Mew.
"Come on!" yelled Sonan as he plopped down on the ground.
"Now, the parents will have to change their diapers without fainting", said Mew. "The first person to get done gets to choose who's eliminated."
Everyone smiled at each other.
"This'll be interesting", said Yveltel grinning.
"Yeah, I just hope nothing bad happens to anyone", said Xerneas.
"Goody two shoes", mocked Yveltel.
"Now…GO!" yelled Mew as he teleported mats, powder, and wipes on the ground.
Everyone scrambled to get done first. Skore and Spiro, upon undoing the diapers and seeing what they had to change, immediately fainted. Jesse was about to change Sonan's diaper, but had second thoughts immediately. Carman and Farra were doing well, until their babies started peeing on them. Mason and Jet fainted after inhaling the fumes. Sparky and Demenio were cleaning their babies, but their babies started crying and used the bathroom more. Darren and Spike were both doing exceedingly well at this challenge, as their babies were both calm the entire time.
Darren's Azurill was extremely comfortable with him and was okay with him doing it, while Spike's Togepi was okay with him because…well, he was its final form.
Soon enough, Spike finished a couple seconds before Darren.
"Spike wins!" announced Mew as the others groaned.
"So Spike, who do you want to leave?" asked Mew.
"I'm eliminating myself", said Spike. "I'm tired of the pain and stuff, and I miss my parents!"
"Well, okay, it's your choice", said Mew.
Spike hugged Sparky and Demenio, who smiled at him and left in the Lame-O-Sine.
"Alright, the rest of the you, get out", said Victini. "We're gonna be talking for a while."
The final 12 contestants went off to do other important things…until Darren asked, "Wait a minute, what are you gonna do with the babies?"
"Well, since the Azurill likes you, you and Sea Sea can keep it", said Mew as he teleported the Azurill to the Aftermath Studio. "As for the rest of them, they'll be put up for adoption."
"Aren't you supposed to give them names?"
"That's the adoptive parent's job", said Mew. "Now please shut and leave!"
The contestants finally left, leaving the four legendaries alone.
"You call that torture?" asked Yveltel. "All they did was change a diaper!"
"Oh trust me, we've done worst, and there will be much more later", said Mew smiling.
"Oh dear", said Xerneas, worried.
"HELL YEAH!" cheered Yveltel.
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Mason: This is bullsh*t! I can't sabotage anyone with challenges like this! The next challenge better be better, or I will personally take them down myself.
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There you go, Spike's gone. Mew and Victini are corrupting the new legendaries already…crap. Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I'm sorry if it wasn't that interesting. Will the next challenge be awesome? Will Mason kill somebody? Will Xerneas and Yveltel make their own island? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!
Also, if you'd like to adopt a baby…here are the choices!
Mime Jr.-Female
Happiny-Female
Pichu-Male
Cleffa-Female
Igglybuff-Female
Elekid-Male
Magby-Male
Smoochum-Female
Bonsly-Female
Togepi-Female
Leave a review and tell me who you would like. Also, review telling me who you think will win.
One last thing…as this series comes closer to ending, I want to know which story of mine you think I should focus on next…after UTPI. So please Review or PM me your ideas, as I already have the order of this season planned out. Thanks for your time…if you chose to read this.
Yveltel: You know they didn't.
SHUT UP!