Bit of a time jump again, couple of weeks so we fast forward to the summer. I know American schooling works on different time scale to us English, but just for the basis of my story I'm going to set it the English way. This means that school year begins/ends in September so we get part of July and all of August off.

I apologise for this chapter in advance, its filler, so I can move the story on. I'm not happy with it but I couldn't think of another way to make it progress. I've just had to set the basis for the next step. Ps. Come on people, review please! :D It's nice to hear your thoughts!

Gigolo Aunts – Where I Find My Heaven

But Sunday mornin' is only for the blessed
And the grace keeps flowing just as long as we can stay undressed
And a whispered word in my spirit lies
And the sacred moments of silliness are
Where I find my heaven

"Oh my God I can't believe we're leaving today!" Lilly yelled as she rushed round their bedroom, picking up the last bits she thought she would need.

"Calm down Lils." Miley said sitting on their bed with a bemused expression on her face. "We're only going to my hometown."

"Exactly! It's gonna be amazing! A whole month! Eeeeepp!" Lilly let off a high pitched squeal.

"Jesus! Lilly take it down a notch. I would like to be able to hear."

"Can't!"

Miley watch her girlfriend rush round the room. "Lils, you're gonna..." Before Miley could finish what she was trying to say, Lilly had fallen over her suitcase and landed in a heap on the floor. Miley peered over. "You okay?"

"I'm fine!" Lilly bounced back up with a wide grin. "Let's go!" She said grabbing both her suitcases and wheeling them out in to the kitchen.

Miley followed her girlfriend to find her Dad sitting on the kitchen table munching his way through his breakfast. "Someone's excited." Robbie said looking at Miley.

"I know, she's driving me insane!" Miley said with a smile.

"I'm not!" Lilly said in a childish manner.

"You haven't let her have extra sugar have you?" Robbie asked with a mock frown.

"Let, no. She managed that on her own." Miley smiled as Lilly practically bounced off the kitchen units. She shook her head.

"Ok." Robbie checked the clock on the wall. "I suppose we'd best get our butts shifting. Now bud, you know that Jackson and I will be heading out next week?"

Miley gave a sigh. "Yes for the thousandth time today."

"And you'll behave yourselves." This was meant as a statement rather than question.

"Can we just get going?" Miley gave her Dad her best puppy dog look.

"Yeah. Do you want to retrieve Lilly from the fridge?" Robbie smirked as he wheeled two cases out of the front door.

Miley looked over as Lilly pulled out a bar of chocolate from the fridge. "Lilly, we can get that at the airport! Come to mention it it's probably on my jet! You don't need any more sugar!"

"It's only a little bar." She said unwrapping it and nibbling at the corner.

Miley shook her head. "Why am I taking you?"

As Miley pulled the jeep up, Lilly gazed at the huge house that stood in front of them. "This is Mamaw's house?" She said in awe.

Miley gave a nod as she looked at Lilly with a smile. "Yeah, she's lived here for as long as I can remember, she had it extended and redone a couple of years ago."

"It's massive!" Lilly pressed her face up against the window and gawped.

"Hey blondie, get your butt out of the car and come and say hi to Mamaw." Miley opened her car door.

"Blondie?" Lilly questioned. "Well that's a new one, want me to start sing 'One Way or Another?'"

"Not unless you want me to go deaf." Miley jumped out of her seat and ran over to her Mamaw's awaiting embrace. "Mamaw!"

Lilly got out of the car and ran over to Mamaw, joining the hug.

"Well there are my two girls!" She said pulling them tighter. "How are you?"

"Fine thanks, but Mamaw, you're kinda crushing me." Lilly said feeling the last of the air in her lungs being forced out.

"Sorry Hun." Mamaw let Miley and Lilly go. "You girls must be starving; dinner will be ready in fifteen minutes, do you want to get your cases and put them in your room?"

"Sorry, your? As in ours?" Miley was genuinely gobsmacked, she thought Mamaw would put them in separate rooms.

"Yes."

"Wow. Thanks." Miley saw with a smile and hugging Mamaw once more.

"But..."

"Wow, should have seen that one coming."

Lilly gave a small snort.

"I trust you two to behave yourselves." She pointed a finger. "I've got a full house at the weekend and your little cousins will be about, I do not want them to see or hear you. Got it?"

"Ok, slightly embarrassed now Mamaw." Lilly said with a blush.

"I mean it. Now, go on, off you go. Take your suitcases up; I'll have dinner ready and waiting." She shooed the two girls off towards their car.

Lilly leant over towards Miley's ear and spoke as quietly as she could. "Does that mean no sex?"

Miley looked at Lilly if she was mad. "Of course not."

"If she doesn't want hear us then we better but a gag for you."

"Lilly!" Miley shrieked.

"What?" Lilly looked at Miley, her blue eyes wide with innocence.

Miley and Lilly sat down to a large roast dinner.

"Mamaw, you didn't have to do all of this for just us."

"Of course I did! I know how much Lilly likes her food, I'm sure she'll eat the rest." Mamaw said looking at Lilly who was already piling her plate high with food.

"Looks great Mamaw." She shovelled a giant forkful in to her mouth. "Tastes even better." She said chewing.

"Lillian." Miley said. Lilly gave Miley a subtle middle finger. "Is anybody else around?"

"Only Earl and Pearl and your two cousins. Don't worry; I've only got one job for you."

"What's that?"

"Well I went to the sales last week..."

"Oh no, you didn't buy another horse? Mamaw!"

"He is so nice Miley. You're gonna love him."

"You said that about your last purchase, it happened to be an evil goat."

"Lenny is lovely; I don't see what your problem with him is."

"He head butted me in the stomach. What have you brought?"

"He's an Australian Stock horse, four years old, 17.2..."

"17.2? At four years old?" Miley looked surprised.

"How big is that?" Lilly piped in.

"Think of Blue Jeans and add another eight inches in height."

"How big?" Lilly dropped her jaw. "That's massive."

"What's he done?"

"I don't know, he just looked nice in the ring."

"So you just brought him?"

"Hush you. Just have a go with him, see what he's like."

"Alright." Miley said. "Any other surprises for me?"

"Your cousin Luanne is coming round Saturday."

"What?" Miley yelled.

Even Lilly stopped eating before her food dropped off her fork. "Luanne?"

"Yes, now I 'spect ya'll to be nice to her."

"Nice? Nice? She's evil!" Lilly yelled.

"Now Lilly, you've all grown up since then, your secrets out anyway, I'm sure you'll get along just fine."

Miley and Lilly gave each other a look, they didn't want to see Luanne, in fact they would avoid her at all costs.

"Mornin' all." Miley said as she pulled out the chair and sat down at the breakfast table.

"Mornin' darlin'. Where's Lilly?"

"She be along in a minute, she was just putting on her jeans."

"Where's the breakfast?" Uncle Earl boomed as he opened the door, Pearl and their two sons followed suit.

"Well good mornin' to you." Mamaw said as she heaped bacon and pancakes on to plates.

"Miley!" Pearl yelled before rushing over and pulling her in to a bone crushing hug.

"Hey!" Miley felt her breath leave her lungs. "Oxygen!" She huffed out.

"Sorry. How are you? And where's this pretty young filly?" She pulled out a chair and sat down.

Miley couldn't help but beam at the mention at Lilly. "She's upstairs."

"Worn out already?" Earl said pouring four mugs of coffee.

"What?" Miley almost choked.

"The country, these city girls can't handle real work."

"No, just getting dressed." Miley felt her mouth water when Mamaw placed the bacon in front of her.

"Bacon!" She heard a yell come from the top of the stairs before the thudding of quick feet. Lilly stopped dead when she saw everyone staring at her. "Sorry." She went red.

"Aww Lil, don't be embarrassed, you know how much Mamaw loves you and your eating habits." Miley grabbed Lilly's hand and pulled her down. "Let me introduce you to Aunt Pearl."

"Hey." Lilly smiled as her eyes quickly flicked across her, they sure weren't exaggerating about Pearl's size.

"Well hey there; it's nice to finally meet you. Coffee?" She said getting up.

"Please."

"And you know Uncle Earl..."

"Hey." He waved at Lilly and gave her a goofy grin. "You've certainly changed a bit."

"And you haven't changed at all." Lilly gave him a cheeky grin.

"And these are my two cousins, Shaggy and Scooby, Aunt Pearls and Earls children."

Lilly looked at the two boys who were looking at their plates. "Hey guys, I'm Lilly. Which one of you is Scooby?" She asked kindly.

Both boys refused to look at Lilly and continued to stare at their plates. "Now boys, talk to Lilly she won't bite."

"I'm Scooby." A small voice popped up.

"Hey Scooby, I'm Lilly, how old are you?"

"Six." He said proudly, over smiling at Lilly.

"Then you must be Shaggy." He nodded. Lilly looked at the other boy, he must have been eight or nine. "How old are you?"

"Eight."

"Almost an adult." Shaggy giggled at Lilly's statement.

Mamaw plonked a large bottle of maple syrup on the table. "Tuck in guys."

Miley didn't even bother going for the food, she knew the chances of getting her hand taken off by Early or Lilly were extremely high.

"You not hungry Miles?" Lilly paused for a second.

"I don't fancy getting the back of my hand stabbed by you or Earl."

"My bad."

"Mamaw, are you ok with me doing something with the new boy today?"

"Of course darlin'. He's all yours this holiday. Oh and he needs a name."

"Why's he Miley's Mamaw? Why can't we have a go?" Shaggy moaned.

"He's a bit too young for you, we're not sure if he's broken yet."

"Oh, well can I have a go on Shadow?"

"Yes, I'll take you both for a ride."

"Thank you Mamaw!" He squealed.

Lilly paused for a second. "Who's Shadow?"

"Mamaw's old horse, we all learnt to ride on him."

"Right. You finished with the spoon Miles?"

"Unlike you Lillian I like to actually chew and taste my food."

Lilly gave Miley a look. "Love you too."