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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to deal with the baby movie. Most of the contestants…well none of them did that well, except for Darren and Spike. Carman and Farra planned on getting rid of Spike. Xerneas and Yveltal made appearances in the challenge in order to get ideas for their own island. In the end of the challenge, Darren and Spike were the last two standing and Spike won. Spike got to choose who left and…he quit. What will be the contestants' challenge? Will Mason start getting grislier? Will Farra and Carman strike again? Will Skore, Striker, and Spiro stay in much longer? Find out right now, on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!

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Farra and Carman were in their trailers. After what happened yesterday, they both wanted a break. Even though she was tired, Carman wanted to talk to Farra about their plan.

"Okay Farra, Spike's gone, so now we need to get rid of Demenio", said Carman.

Farra groaned. "Carman, I really don't feel that comfortable doing this anymore."

"What?" asked Carman, irritated.

"What Vixen said may be true…" said Farra looking down.

"Farra, look at me…do I look evil?" asked Carman.

"N-no"

"And why are you listening to that fox slut?" asked Carman. "She's made out with Cano, Sparky, and Demenio."

"She's not a slut!" argued Farra. "The drugs made her do that!"

Carman rolled her eyes. "Suuure."

"Look Carman, I just don't think that I want to be in the alliance anymore", said Farra.

"Oh well I bet you'll be out sooner then", said Carman. "You know that Striker can convince people to get you off after everything you've done to him."

Farra looked like she was about to cry, but she sucked it up. "Fine, I'll stay in."

"Good", said Carman glaring at her.

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Farra: *sobbing* I don't want to leave yet. I want to try to win the money and split it with Striker…if he accepts it. I just don't want to leave because of the guy I love.

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Carman: Farra had better not leave this alliance. If she tries, all I have to do is remind her about what Striker could do. She says that she's over him, but she's really not.

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"Alright guys, what do you think the challenge is today?" asked Skore.

"We're probably gonna do another death movie", said Sparky.

"Hopefully not, I'm tired of being scared and hunted down", said Striker.

"Yeah, it's getting annoying", said Demenio.

As the guys continued talking about what they think the challenge was, Mason was planning something.

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Mason: I need to get these idiots out of the game quickly so I can win the money…and I know exactly how. These morons won't know what hit them.

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"CONTESTANTS! CHALLENGE TIME!"

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Outside, Mew and Victini were waiting with Xerneas and Yveltal.

"Where are they?" asked Yveltal. "I wanna see some torture."

"Calm down Yveltal, they'll be here", said Mew.

The contestants approached the four legendaries.

"Okay, final 12, the next movie is…the road movie!"

"Wait…so we get to travel and stuff?" asked Sonan.

"Yeah, but there are different things that you have to do!" said Mew.

"Like what?" asked Jesse.

"You have to build your own car!" announced Victini.

"Aw crap", groaned Spiro.

"…So, we each have to build our own car", said Demenio.

"No, you could just build a few cars and share them if you'd like", said Mew. "You have to find the parts in that junk pile", he finished as he pointed to a pile of junk.

"Okay"

"What's so torturous about this!?" yelled Yveltal.

"Quiet!"

"Who are they?" asked Jesse.

"Oh, they're just some new guys."

"New Pokemon?" asked Spiro.

"Yeah, the deer's Xerneas, and the bird's Yveltal", said Sonan, making everyone stare at him, shocked.

"How do you know us already?" asked Xerneas.

"I'm a game junkie, it's my job to know everything new", said Sonan. "And this challenge is gonna be easy. It's just like a racing game."

"Great that you think so", said Mew. "Anyways the first car to be finished wins an advantage in the next challenge."

"Okay then", said Sonan.

"Get started", said Mew as he and Victini floated towards the other two legendaries. "Well?"

"That was pathetic and lame", said Yveltal. "I want to see explosions and pain."

"I think he and Kavi would be best friends", whispered Victini to Mew.

"True, but we saw him first and the author is gonna do another show with them anyway, so it doesn't matter", said Mew back.

"FOURTH WALL!"

Xerneas and Yveltal looked around after hearing that.

"What was that?" asked Xerneas.

"Egridos, the guy who loves to annoy people", said Victini folding his arms.

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The challenge was getting underway with Sonan diving inside the pile and coming out holding four wheels.

"How did you find those in the pile so fast?" asked Carman.

"It's an instinct of mine", explain. "I'm able to locate stuff for games easily."

Carman glared at him.

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Carman: Okay, I may need to get Sonan out soon too.

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Sparky and Demenio were looking in the pile. Sparky found an old steering wheel, while Demenio just found a leather seat.

"Wow, what the hell are we supposed to do with this stuff?" asked Demenio. "We don't even have a frame."

Sonan was working on the bottom of the car's frame. He connected the wheels together using old rods and built a lower frame. He noticed that Demenio and Sparky had a seat and steering wheel and he called them over.

Sparky and Demenio approached the game junkie, who was working with Jesse.

"Guys, do you mind if we borrow your seat and steering wheel?" asked Sonan.

"We need them for our car", said Sparky.

Sonan sighed. "If you let us borrow your stuff, we'll let you come with us."

Demenio grinned. "Okay."

The two of them gave the game junkie their items. He ran away and put them on the frame of the car.

"Okay, I think it's good now, all I have to do now is put a hood on there and find an engine in the pile", said Sonan as he sat down.

"Okay", said Jesse as he went up to the pile. He dug inside of it and found a car roof. It was dusty, dented, and broken, but it would have to do for now.

Jesse put the roof on top of the car and screwed it on.

"Well, now we need an engine…"

The others were watching them do their car and weren't even focusing on theirs. Jet decided to escape the thought and started working on his car. He went towards the pile and immediately pulled out a large metallic frame. He found some tires beside a building and put them on the sides of the frame. He grabbed a broken chair and threw it on the frame; calling it a car…it didn't even have an engine!

"Can I come with you?" asked Darren.

Jet shrugged his shoulders.

"Thanks", said Darren as he climbed onto the back of Jet's seat.

Carman and Farra had finished their car after Jesse finished his groups' car. Their car was pink with flowers on it with soft seats and blue wheels.

"I can't believe they finished before us", grumbled Carman.

Farra shrugged her shoulders.

Striker, Spiro, and Skore were all trying to find out what they were going to do. The three of them were weak to do anything and if they tried to build a car, they could kill themselves.

"How are we gonna make the car?" asked Skore.

"We can't, we're too small", said Striker.

"Sonan's about the same height as us!" yelled Spiro.

"He's a game junkie, he can do anything", said Striker.

"You have a point…"

"So what do we do?" asked Skore.

"Maybe we can ask somebody", said Spiro.

The three of them looked around and saw that Sonan's group already had four people and only four seats. Jet's car looked poorly constructed, but it was pretty good, the only problem was that it had one seat. They finally saw Carman and Farra's; it had too long seats for the front and back…and being with the girls might be a bad thing.

"Let's ask Carman and Farra", said Skore.

"Hell…no", said Striker. "Farra isn't into me anymore. If she still loved me, she would instantly say yes and try to have sex with me, even with you two and Carman in the car!"

"Dude, Farra's over you, but it doesn't mean she won't help", said Spiro as he and Skore walked towards the two girls. Striker sighed and hopped after them.

"Hey girls", greeted Spiro. "Do you mind if we ride with you?"

Farra smiled slightly. "Sure."

Carman was dumbfounded. Farra caved instantly.

"Thanks", said Skore as he and Spiro hopped on the car.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa", interrupted Carman. "You're gonna have to do something for us afterwards."

"Ugh…I knew there would be a catch", said Striker before he hopped onto the car. "What do you want?"

"We want you guys to vote with us tonight", said Carman.

Striker, Skore, and Spiro looked at each other perturbed, but soon turned their attention back to Carman.

"Um…s-sure?" asked Striker.

"Great, then you can ride", said Carman.

"Thanks", said Striker. "…again."

Farra eyed Striker happily.

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Farra: For once he isn't scared of me. I can actually be close to him again. This day gets better and better.

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Mason watched everything that had just happened. He saw everyone working together and being nice…it made him sick.

"Bleck…friendship", groaned Mason as he tightened the frame of his car. "I hate that stuff."

Mason finished tightening the bolts on his car and got some wheels from someone else's car in the parking lot. He put the wheels on and ripped off a steering wheel from another car, also putting it on his car.

"Done", said Mason smiling deviously.

Mew and Victini noticed that everyone was done. They exited the conversation they were having with Xerneas and Yveltal and floated towards the contestants.

"Alright, Sonan's car wins!" announced Mew.

Sonan, Jesse, Sparky, and Demenio cheered as everyone else shook it off.

"Alright, the next part of the challenge is to have a scavenger hunt", said Mew.

Everyone looked at him angrily.

"You mean to tell me, that I just build this f***ing car for nothing?!" yelled Mason angrily.

"Nope", said Mew. "You will need the car to get around because we placed items in different places, and to help us with this challenge, it's…Cobalion!"

The Steel-type legendary padded towards the contestants while Xerneas stared at him.

"How you do Cobalion?" asked Mew.

"Bad, this is the third contest I've been a guest at today!" yelled Cobalion. "That, and Virizion keeps rejecting me."

"Move on with your life man!" yelled Mew before noticing that Xerneas was smiling and staring at him seductively. Mew smiled. "Why don't you talk with Xerneas?"

"Who's Xerneas?"

"Turn around", said Mew.

Cobalion did as he was told and stared at the beautiful deer. She was gorgeous. Her slender body, her sexy glare, her strong body, Cobalion immediately padded up to her. Xerneas smiled at him as he approached her.

"Kavi can keep Virizion, Xerneas is waaaay better. Virizion was kind of a bitch too", thought Cobalion in his head as he smiled at Xerneas.

"Ugh…love", muttered Yveltal in annoyance as he flew away from the couple.

"Alright, the reason Cobalion is here is because he will be deciding who leaves today", said Mew.

Everyone stared at him in shock.

"Wait…how many people are being eliminated?"

"Two", said Victini smiling.

"Double elimination?!" asked Farra.

"Yeah, so you'd better hope that you impress him", said Mew turning back around and noticing that Cobalion and Xerneas were making out. "Oh Arceus", he groaned covering his eyes.

"How do you think I feel?!" yelled Yveltal, who was right next to the couple.

"Anyways, here are your lists of things you have to find out side of the lot", said Victini handing them each a list.

Everyone noticed that everything on their lists were the same.

"Why are they the same?"

"Aren't scavenger hunts supposed to be different?" asked Sonan.

"Nope, this makes it more entertaining", said Mew. "The first contestants back win invincibility."

"Wait…how are we supposed to drive?" asked Jesse. "There weren't any engines in the pile."

"We know", said Mew. "Victini…"

Victini floated up to each car and touched it, immediately turning each one on.

"Wow, you really are a Victory Pokemon", said Mason.

"You bet I am", said Victini.

"Ten why do you keep getting your ass kicked?" asked Spiro.

"Want we to blow up your car?" asked Victini threateningly.

"Never mind, I take it back", said Spiro quickly.

"Good", said Victini.

"Okay, now that your cars are ready…go!" announced Mew as everyone drove off.

"I can't wait to see them crash", said Yveltal.

The wyvern flew into the air so he could see the competition happening. Mew and Victini decided to follow him, leaving Xerneas and Cobalion alone…and it was just what they wanted.

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As they drove forward, Sonan decided to take a look at the list again.

"Okay, there are 5 things on here", he said. "We need a sign that says 'Kavi sucks', a bag of poison mushroom flavored potato chips, a stick of dynamite, a flamethrower, and a rubber ducky."

Everyone in the car looked at each other confused.

"A rubber ducky?" asked Demenio.

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"A rubber duck?" asked Striker. "What the hell are they gonna do with that? The other stuff I get because they're sadistic, but a rubber ducky?"

"Don't ask, just look", said Carman.

Striker looked out the window of the car and saw that they were passing signs, one of which read 'Kavi sucks.'

"STOP!" yelled Striker.

Carman got scared and hit the breaks hard, launching Striker out of the car through the windshield.

"OW!"

"Why did you yell?" asked Carman.

"I saw the sign", he said groggily as he hopped back inside the car.

"And a 'there's the sign!' wouldn't have sufficed?" asked Carman.

"Sorry", said Striker sarcastically.

Carman backed up the car in order to get their fist item.

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Jet and Darren already found their sign and were now searching for poison mushroom potato chips.

"What store would even have those kinds of chips?" asked Darren.

"I have no idea", said Jet as they drove on the road. They soon approached a store and went inside. They saw that they had a variety of chips such as Doritos, Takis, Cheetos, and Lays. Soon enough, they found chips that had a poison mushroom flavor.

It was weird that they were actually in the store, but they took them and exited out, setting off an alarm. Jet and Darren quickly got in their car and drove off.

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Mason had already found the sign, and he saw the dynamite on the side of the road. He didn't know where he would find a Flamethrower or poison mushroom flavored potato chips. Mason soon saw Jet and Darren drive by him, the chips in Darren's fin.

Mason smiled deviously. "Looks like they already got them for me."

Mason used hypnosis to make Darren let go of the chips, making them flew directly towards Mason, who caught them. Mason laughed evilly and freed Darren from his control.

As Mason approached a sharp turn, he noticed that, down the cliff, was a weapons store. "How convenient and disturbing", he said as he smiled wickedly. He drove down the hill to make it a shortcut and made it to the store.

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Sparky, Demenio, Sonan, and Jesse found the sign in a forest, they somehow found a bag of poison chips by a bunch of Paras, and they got a stick of dynamite from a creepy Trubbish that was hiding underground.

"Okay, we just need the flamethrower and the rubber ducky", said Sparky.

"Right…but where are we supposed to find a flamethrower?" asked Demenio.

They drove up to a store they saw called Killers 'R' Us. They entered it and were immediately surrounded by guns, grenades, ammo, and flamethrowers. They saw Mason running out holding a flamethrower. They quickly grabbed one and exited after him.

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Carman's group was having trouble finding their items. They got the sign, but they couldn't find anything else.

"I hate this challenge so much", said Skore. "We can't find anything."

"Hey, it's not my fault Striker broke the window shield", said Carman.

"What does that have to do with anything?!" yelled Striker.

Farra sighed. "Road movies suck."

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Darren was confused at what had just happened. He had the chips before, and now they were gone.

"Crap, now we're gonna lose!" yelled Darren.

"Like hell we are", said Jet as he pointed to a bag of chips. The title read "Chipoison."

"Wow, that name's stupid", said Darren.

"Just come on!" yelled Jet as he and Darren rode off. "Now we need dynamite."

"I already know this won't end well", said Darren.

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Mason was racing back to the lot. Although he didn't have anything, he was at least in the lead. As he continued driving, he noticed that there was something yellow in the bushes. He slowed down and went to check it out. He peeked in the bushes and saw a rubber ducky.

"YES!" he cheered.

He grabbed the duck and hopped back on his car as Sonan's group came up. Sonan went to see what Mason was looking at and saw another ducky...strangely in the same position that Mason's was in. Sonan grabbed the duck and ran back into the car. Jesse floored it.

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"It's getting close", said Mew as he, Victini, and Yveltal were watching from above.

"I want to see an explosion! Or at least a crash, or pain!" yelled Yveltal.

"Where were you at the beginning of this season?" asked Victini.

"Shut up", said Yveltal.

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Carman and her group were now just sitting there waiting to be teleported back after they lost.

"I already know we lost, it's been…3 hours", said Spiro.

"How do you know?" asked Farra.

"Time flies when your doing nothing", said Spiro.

"I just hope I don't get picked to leave", said Skore. "The rest doesn't matter."

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Darren and Jet picked up dynamite and a flamethrower at Killers 'R' Us. They tried to make it back to the lot quickly, but it seemed as though they wouldn't make it.

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Mason entered the lot first, earning him invincibility.

"F*** YEAH!" cheered Mason.

Sonan's group entered next, followed by Darren and Jet.

"Mason wins invincibility!" announced Mew as he, Victini, and Yveltal flew down towards them. "Okay, we need everyone back for this", Mew finished as he teleported Carman's group back.

"Okay Mason, you have your invincibility, so Cobalion, who's leaving?" asked Mew. He turned around and saw that he was still making out with Xerneas…in a very…provocative position.

Cobalion broke the kiss with Xerneas for a brief moment, "Uh…yeah, yeah, the devil dog and weasel", said Cobalion before his muzzle was pulled back to Xerneas'.

"What? Why?" asked Demenio at the same time.

"It doesn't matter, you two are out now", said Victini as he used Psychic to teleport the two of them away.

"Congratulations, you guys are the final 10!" announced Mew.

"That's great, but I do have to wonder, why did those two get voted out?" asked Skore.

"Um…Skore, I know you have a girlfriend, but I just have to clear this up", said Mew. "What would you rather do? Make out or eliminate people?"

"…make out", said Skore.

"So…it's just like last season, he just picked them randomly, so he could get back to…her", said Mew as he pointed to the two of them.

"And I still didn't get to see a lousy explosion", said Yveltal angrily.

Mew and Victini smiled at each other as Victini lit one of the sticks of dynamite up. The contestants noticed and started to run away, but Victini used Psychic to make it follow them, essentially blowing them all up.

"AWESOME!" cheered Yveltal. "I love pain!"

"Who doesn't?" asked Victini.

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We are now down to the final ten! Who do you guys think will win this? Leave a review and vote on my poll. Cobalion…you no longer have to worry about Virizion, you have Xerneas as a girlfriend now. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, although I feel bad for Jet and Demenio, oh well. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out next time on Total…pokemon…ACTION!