-Static-
Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, there was a scavenger hunt race and the contestants were caught in between. The contestants built their own cars and had to find deadly items in order to win. Cobalion would then decide who would win after it was over. The items were hidden outside of the lot and the contestants scrambled to find them. In the end though, Mason won invincibility. Cobalion was too busy making out with Xerneas and he randomly chose Jet and Demenio to leave. We're at the final 10, and who knows what'll happen! Will Mason get voted out soon? Will Carman and Farra's alliance succeed once more? Will Striker be kidnapped by Farra again? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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Farra and Carman were in their trailer. Carman was especially happy with the elimination yesterday.
"Thanks to that idiot Cobalion, we just got rid of two people on our list", said Carman happily. "Now we need to get rid of Skore."
Farra was hesitant. "Why Skore?"
"Farra…he won last season, we need to get rid of him or else he might do it again", said Carman.
Farra hesitated, but soon sighed in defeat. "Fine, we'll get rid of him."
"Come on, you should be happy", said Carman. "Skore's one of Striker's best friends. If you get rid of him, and then Spiro, he'll be defenseless and you can have him all to yourself."
Farra smiled in her head, but on the outside, she showed no emotion for that statement.
"Well, it doesn't really matter, we'll get them all out eventually", said Carman, smiling.
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Carman: Then, I'll get rid of her! Farra won't be that useful once I get rid of more threats. Right now, I just need to get rid of Skore, Sonan, Jesse, and Sparky, and then the rest of them will be easy.
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Farra: I know for a fact that Carman's just using me now. Every time the alliance leader says that you should be happy that you're getting rid of a specific person; that means it'll be beneficial for them. Now I know I have to get her out of here. I'll have to keep following her demands for about 3 more days, after that, I'm telling the guys.
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Skore, Striker, and Spiro were all in the alley they were in for the slasher movie challenge.
"Well guys, we made it to the final 10 again!" cheered Spiro. "Now let's all try to get further than we did before."
"Um…I won last season", said Skore.
"Okay…then try to win again", said Spiro.
"That's better, but you know it won't happen", said Skore. "The winner from the previous season never wins again."
"True…" said Spiro. "I just hope I don't get voted out 7th or 8th again, that would creepy."
"Static got out second twice in a row", said Striker. "So it's possible."
"Yes! Now it won't happen", said Spiro happily. "So, what do you think today's challenge is?"
"Probably something dangerous or deadly", said Striker.
"Yeah, and I know this is off topic, but what do you think those rubber ducks were for?" asked Skore.
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14 rubber ducks were seen lined up on another film lot.
"Wow, rubber ducks?" asked Kavi laughing. "That's the best they could do?"
The ducks' heads all opened up, revealing them to be weapons. The ducks merged together, forming a humongous robot beast….with a duck's head on top. It pointed its cannon arm at Kavi, who was shocked.
"Mommy"
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The explosion woke up the other contestants, who were still asleep in the elimination hall.
"What the hell was that?" asked Sparky.
"That was your wake up call", said Mew as he floated towards them. He took out his bullhorn. "IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
The guys immediately exited the hall with headaches and soon Carman, Farra, Striker, Spiro, and Skore all came to their usual meeting place.
Mew, Victini, and Yveltal all flew back to them.
"What was that explosion?" asked Striker.
"The rubber ducks probably blew up Kavi", said Mew.
"How did we hear it?" asked Sparky.
"They're right next door to us…duh", said Victini making everyone confused.
"No wonder he always got here fast", said Sonan.
"Yeah…" said Mew, it's kinda terrifying. "Anyways-"
"Where's Xerneas?" asked Mason.
"Now that you mention it, I don't know", said Victini looking around.
"I got it", said Mew as he snapped his fingers.
Xerneas was teleported back wearing a slutty outfit. She noticed that she was back at the lot and that all of the guys were staring at her. She immediately took the outfit off and blushed. "Don't ask."
"We weren't going to", said Mew as he turned his attention to the contestants. "Anyways, today's movie is the school movie."
"NOOO!" yelled Sonan as he started to run away. Jesse grabbed his tail and picked him up. "I don't wanna go to school!"
"Too bad, everyone has to participate", said Mew. "And to make this more amusing…Victini?"
Victini snapped his fingers and suddenly, the contestants were turned into their younger versions.
"Oh Arceus, I thought I would never have to be in this puny body again", muttered Carman, who was now a Budew.
"Tell me about it", agreed Striker, who was now a Caterpie.
"I hate this game so much", said Darren, who was now a Seel.
"I miss my big fur", said Sparky, who was back as a Shinx.
"Eh, I'm indifferent about this", said Jesse, back as a Riolu.
The Pokemon who were still in their first forms stayed the same, but they aged down. Sonan didn't change, as he was still a kid anyway. Mason and Farra simply got shorter.
"Great just great, I'm a kid again", said Mason. "Now I feel like hurting somebody badly."
"Aw…you guys are so cute when you're small", said Mew.
"Quiet you!" yelled Mason.
"Why the hell did you turn us back into kids anyway?" asked Carman.
"Well, the movie is the school movie, and the school we're making you do to is…high school!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, we have to go to high school like this?" asked Carman.
"Yeah…it'll make it more torturous for you", said Mew.
"I hate you!" yelled Striker. "I'll be eaten alive!"
"Sorry", said Mew sarcastically.
"This is gonna be hilarious!" said Yveltal. "Right Xerneas?"
He looked to his side and saw that Xerneas was panting hard.
"Oh Arceus", he groaned.
"Now, the first challenge is to pass a high school exam", said Mew.
He teleported the contestants to a school building and had them sit in desks with tests on them, as well as pencils.
"Now, you have 10 minutes to finish this test-"
"What the- This test has 50 questions on it!" yelled Mason, skimming through the test.
"Exactly, 5 questions per minute", said Mew.
"That's not fair!" yelled Sparky.
"Hey, this is how teachers always treat their students, get over it", said Mew. "The person who gets the highest grade wins an advantage in the next challenge."
"You haven't even taught us anything!" said Jesse.
"Most teachers never do", said Mew. "Now begin!"
The contestants started on the test, which was hard for Carman, as she lacked arms. Three minutes went by and Mason and Sonan gave up on the test immediately. Sonan was on question 36, while Mason was on question 6. Darren, Jesse, and Farra finished at minute seve4n, while Striker, Skore, and Spiro were still struggling with certain questions. Carman decided that she needed to win this, and she used her joints on her head to hold the pencil and write an answer down.
"TIME'S UP!" yelled Mew.
"Damn it!" cursed Carman.
Mew immediately skimmed through the tests and graded them. He wrote the scores on the board.
Farra-98
Darren-94
Jesse-84
Sparky-82
Spiro-72
Striker-70
Sonan-54
Mason-10
Carman-2
Skore-0
"What the-I got everything wrong?!" yelled Skore.
"Yep", said Mew. "And that means that Farra wins the advantage."
Farra smiled.
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Mew teleported them to a hallway in an actual school.
"Oh no, this is my worst fear…learning", said Sonan as he covered his eyes with his arms.
"Now, the next challenge is to battle the school bully", said Mew.
"Who's the school bully?" asked Spiro.
"This guy", said Victini as he moved out of the way, revealing a Scrafty, who was frowning at the contestants.
"Aw…damn it!" yelled Striker.
"Yeah, it's gonna be fun watching you guys suffer", said Mew.
"Especially for me", said Yveltal, who flew in the building through a window.
"Now, the person with the lowest score on the test gets to go first, so Skore…that means you're up", said Victini.
"Oh joy", said Skore unenthusiastically.
Skore came up to the Scrafty and realized that he forgot to ask something..
"Wait, what's the objective?" asked Skore.
"Stay conscious the longest", said Mew. "Whoever lasts the longest chooses the order in the final challenge."
"Thanks", said Skore. He turned back around, only to have a rock thrown on top of him, knocking him out instantly.
"Wow, three seconds", said Yveltal laughing.
"Oh boy, this is gonna suck", said Striker.
"Yeah, Carman, you're up next", said Mew.
Carman walked up to the Scrafty with seductive eyes. "You wouldn't hit a girl would you?"
The Scrafty smiled and used Brick Break on her, making her fall on her butt.
"I thought guys don't hit girls!"
The Scrafty glared at her, "I'm a girl!"
Carman went wide-eyed and started to back away. The Scrafty used Rock Slide on her, making her faint.
"Wow, she lasted one minute, thirty-nine seconds", said Victini.
"Okay, Mason, you're next", said Mew.
Mason immediately walked up to the Scrafty. He had a smile on his face.
"Why ain't you scared?" asked the Scrafty.
'Because, I think that you're sexy when you fight people", said Mason smoothly.
The Scrafty looked at him confused, as did everyone else.
"Y-you do?" asked the Scrafty.
"Of course I do, we're both dark-types aren't we?" asked Mason smiling.
"Uh…I-I…y-yeah", stuttered the Scrafty.
"So, what do you say that you don't hurt me, I mean I bet no one else complemented you before", said Mason deviously.
"You're not wrong, they all think I'm a dude", said Scrafty.
"Exactly,. That's why you should take your anger out on the people who confuse your gender", said Mason. "A.K.A. not me."
"Yeah, you're right, I won't hurt you, you're my friend now", said Scrafty as she hugged him.
"Uh…sure", said Mason hugging her back.
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Mason: *scrubbing himself roughly* I am no one's friend!
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"Okay Mason, you lasted a good six and a half minutes, and now it's Sonan's turn", said Mew.
Sonan walked up to the Scrafty fearfully.
"Wait, ain't you a Wynaut?" asked the Scrafty.
"Yeah", said Sonan fearfully.
"Oh no, I'm not about to fight you, you'll just make me hurt myself", said the Scrafty.
"Aw, come on Scrafty, fight him, he's a game nerd", said Yveltal.
"Game JUNKIE!" yelled Sonan.
"Whatever", said Yveltal rolling his eyes.
"No way, Wynaut just deflect moves and make them hit you", said Scrafty. "I'm not getting my ass kicked by a Wynaut."
"Fine, Sonan you're disqualified from this challenge", said Mew.
"Yay! I survived!" cheered Sonan before a part of the ceiling fell on his head, knocking him out.
Mason laughed, "He just jinxed himself."
"Yeah, it's hilarious, now it's Striker's turn", said Mew.
"Crap", said Striker. Before he could even move, a rock landed on him.
"Bwahahahahahahaha!" laughed Yveltal. "That was pathetic!"
"Well, Striker did a little better, he three and a half seconds", said Victini.
"No one really cares about Striker, so let's move on", said Mew."Spiro!"
Spiro walked up to the Scrafty and immediately hid in his shell.
"That's not gonna help", said the Scrafty as she used Brick Break.
Spiro was hit, but he still survived somehow.
"Okay, that's not gonna work", said the Scrafty. She kicked Spiro into the air and he fell to the ground with a thud.
Spiro came out of his shell, but he fell unconscious soon after.
"Well, he got three minutes forty-seven seconds", said Mew. "Sparky, you're next."
"Oh boy", groaned Sparky.
He approached the Scrafty and sat down. The Scrafty used Rock Slide, and Sparky moved out of the way. The Scrafty then used Dark Pulse on him, but Sparky jumped out the way again.
"Aw, the kitty's afraid", taunted the Scrafty.
"I'm not afraid-", before Sparky could finish, he was hit by a Dark Pulse and got knocked out.
"Okay…two minutes fifteen seconds", said Mew. "Jesse."
"Okay, time to take down another-", the Scrafty couldn't finish as Jesse hit her with an Aura Sphere, knocking her out instantly.
Everyone was dumbfounded...especially Mason, when he realized that the Scrafty didn't get back up.
"Uh…okay, Farra and Darren, you both have invincibility because you didn't get to do the challenge", said Mew.
"How is that fair?" asked Carman.
"It's not", said Victini smiling. "Now it's time for the final challenge."
"What is it?" asked Striker.
"Popularity!" announced Victini.
Everyone groaned.
"I hate popular people, they're so snobby", said Striker.
"Those are the rich kids", said Skore.
"Whatever, I still hate that you have to prove yourself to be popular by doing stupid stuff", said Striker.
"I hear you, always having to do good stuff and dressing up in flashy clothes", said Seel.
Mew and Victini smiled at each other.
"We're doing that aren't we?" asked Sonan.
"Yeah!" said Mew. "Now, let's get to the catwalk."
Mew and Victini teleported the contestants to a fashion design studio.
"AAHHH! Let me out! It's so girly!" yelled Sonan as he headed to the door.
Mew locked the door before Sonan could escape. "NOOO!"
"Now, the final challenge is…making yourself look popular", said Mew.
"No…way", said Darren.
"Oh hush Darren, you and Farra have invincibility for today, you don't have to do anything", said Mew.
"Yay!" cheered Darren as Farra rolled her eyes.
"Now, you have to strut down this catwalk wearing something that'll make you appear popular", said Mew. "You will be judged by three judges, Chespin, Fennekin, and Froakie."
"Wow, we're gonna be judged by the new guys…this is gonna be bad", said Mason.
"Now, just put something on and strut your stuff", said Victini.
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The contestants wasted no time and put on the first things they saw.
"I hate trying on clothes dad", said Sonan as he put on pair of pants.
"This is your first time wearing them…what are you talking about?" asked Jesse.
"I hate putting clothes on…is that better?" asked Sonan. "Plus, I already look like I'm wearing a skirt."
"Yeah…
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"I love clothes, but these are all ugly", said Carman as she picked up a tacky tank top and threw it.
"Hey, I'm tiny, what am I gonna do?" asked Striker.
"Maybe you can put a hat on your head", said Skore.
"What's that gonna do?" asked Spiro.
"I don't know…I'm outta ideas for him", said Skore.
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"Hey Mason, what do you think will make me look cool?" asked Sparky.
"Why should I care?" asked mason as he searched for something for himself.
"You're my brother-in-law, we could help each other win", said Sparky.
"Sorry Sparky, but I work alone", said Mason as he walked away from him.
"That's all he had to say", said Sparky.
"TIME'S UP!"
"NOOOO!"
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"Okay, come on out", said Mew as he floated next to the three Gen 6 starters.
Carman came out first wearing a feathery hat and a long robe.
"Oh Arceus. I hate queens", groaned Chespin. "3"
"Aw…she's adorable", said Fennekin smiling. "7"
"Her use of feathers and glitter really bring out her perspective", added Froakie. "6"
"Okay, Carman, you got a 16", said Mew. "Not bad."
Carman got off the catwalk as Striker came out wearing a detective hat that covered his entire body.
"Wow, a moving hat, how lame", said Chespin. "1"
"Well, he's too small to show anything", said Fennekin. "3"
"His diminutive stature makes it impossible to comprehend his true theme", said Froakie. "2"
"HOW THE HELL DID THIS TURN INTO AMERICAN IDOL?!" yelled Yveltal.
"Quiet", said Xerneas as she continued watching.
"Okay, Striker you got 6", said Mew. "Come on Sonan!"
Sonan came out wearing nothing.
"Wow, going au naturel are we?" asked Chespin. "5"
"Aw, you look so cute in that dress", said Fennekin. "7"
"That is utterly boring and grotesque as it shows no personality or culture", said Froakie. "4"
"Okay, another 16", said Mew. "Still not bad."
Sparky came out wearing a cowboy outfit, including the scarf and hat.
"Wow, I actually like cowboys", said Chespin. "5"
"Well…I just have to say this…are you dating anyone?" asked Fennekin.
"Um…y-yeah", said Sparky.
"Damn it!" yelled Fennekin. "But, you still get a 7."
"You're representation of western culture amazes me", said Froakie. "6"
"Okay, that's a…18", said Mew. "Nice."
Mason came out wearing a blazer and tie.
"Spiffy eh?" asked Chespin. "I hate spiffy. 4"
"A lot of these guys are so sexy", said Fennekin dreamily. "Are you dating anyone?"
"No, and I'm not looking for a relationship", said Mason.
"Dang it", she said under her breath. "6"
"Your tidy get-up shows that you have a lot of promise", said Froakie. "7"
"17…nice", said Mew.
Spiro came out with a hat on his shell.
"Lame", said Chespin. "2"
"Unoriginal", said Fennekin. "3"
"That is unoriginal and repetitive", said Froakie. "1"
"Another 6", said Mew. "You guys suck."
"Shut up", said Spiro as he got off of the catwalk.
Skore came out with a leather jacket.
"Wow, biker", said Chespin. "3"
"Hmm…it seems…boring", said Fennekin. "4"
"Your sense of fashion is hard to comprehend. Are you trying to show the stereotypical biker or the cool guy? It doesn't seem to give that real understanding", said Froakie. "But I'll give you a 5, nonetheless."
"12…you did better than your friends", said Mew. "Okay, it's time for the final contestant…Jesse!"
Jesse came out wearing a tank top that brought out his muscles with a pair of jeans.
"Wow…awesome", said Chespin. "I love your muscles and I hope you don't hurt me. "6"
Fennekin was panting and wagging her tail happily. "I don't care if you're dating anyone or not!"
Fennekin pounced on Jesse, making him yelp. Fennekin started kissing him and Jesse was trying to get her off. He rolled them over so that he was on top and got off of her.
Mew used Psychic to bring Fennekin back to the table, but she was still trying to get to him.
"You get a 10!" yelled Fennekin, who was being held back by Mew using Psychic. "Let me go, I want him!"
"Well…your use of typical average culture really amazes me", said Froakie. "You show all of the muscles that average guys lack or are too lazy to achieve and I applaud you on that. You get a 10"
"Okay, that means that Jesse wins invincibility!" announced Mew. "Now let's get to the elimination."
Mew stopped using Psychic and let go of Fennekin, who charged at Jesse and started to forcibly make out with him.
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Carman had asked Sonan, Jesse, Darren, and Sparky to meet her before the ceremony.
"What do you want Carman?" asked Sonan.
"Yeah", said Darren. "Jesse really wants to take a shower."
Jesse was twitching and his fur was ruffled and untidy.
"Well, I wanted you guys to help me get rid of Skore."
"Why would we want to get rid of Skore?" asked Sparky. "He's a good guy."
"Yeah, but he won last season", said Carman. "He could be a huge threat if we don't get him out now."
"Well…you have a point there", said Sonan.
"Yeah…" said Darren.
"So will you?" asked Carman.
The guys looked at each other.
"We'll think about it", said Jesse as he folded his arms.
"Okay", said Carman.
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At the Ceremony
"You know the drill", said Mew. "Darren, Farra, Jesse, Striker, Sonan, Carman, Sparky, and Mason."
"Skore, Spiro, one of you is leaving tonight-
"What?" they both yelled at the same time.
"The last person safe is…
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"What?" asked Skore. "Why me?"
"You won last season", said Carman. "We didn't want you to win again."
Skore thought about it. "Wait, they voted me out…because they thought I was gonna win? I was voted out for being a threat! WOO-HOO!"
"Thanks guys…I'm free!" yelled Skore as he ran into the Lame-O-Sine.
"Can we be turned changed back normal now?" asked Sparky.
"Sure", said Mew as he made all of the contestants that were de-evolved change back into their real forms.
"That's better", said Carman as she stretched.
"Final 9, get some rest, you have a long day ahead of you tomorrow", said Mew.
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Well, we're at the final 9 guys. It sucks that Skore left, but it would be annoying if he won again. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and remember to review and join us for the next episode! Will Mason make it any further? Will Farra have second thoughts? Will Skore and Striker survive? Find out next time on Total...Pokemon...ACTION!