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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to deal with the problems of school in the school movie. Carman and Farra targeted Skore. The contestants had to do many things to control their feelings on the challenges. The school life took a toll on some, while others breezed past the entire thing. Darren and Farra were given invincibility in the second challenge and the final challenge decided who won. In the end, Jesse won invincibility. Carman convinced some of the other guys to vote off Skore and her plan succeeded, with Skore getting the boot. Who will win today? Will Mason keep plotting? Will Farra quit Carman's alliance? Will Sonan stop being awesome? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!

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"This is terrible, now we're down to two people in the alliance", said Spiro, frustrated.

"Hey, at least we're making it far", said Striker.

Spiro gave him a look, making Striker laugh nervously.

"Striker…I don't think you understand our situation right now", said Spiro. "We're the weakest people still in this game, and we'll probably be eliminated in the next few episodes."

"Actually, if we're the weakest, wouldn't they try to keep us in so they can kick our asses in the finale?" asked Striker.

Spiro thought about it for a moment. Striker was right…maybe they did have a chance.

"You're right buddy, they'll keep us in because we're weak", said Spiro happily before realizing what he just said. "We're weak…that's just depressing."

"Hey, being weak has some advantages", said Striker, attempting to cheer him up.

"Like what?"

Striker froze. "Uh…

Spiro face-tentacled himself.

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Spiro: We're dead. We're too weak.

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Striker: I didn't want Spiro to take it like that. I meant that one of us could actually win. *sighs* We're without Skore for one day and things are already going bad.

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"Okay, we got rid of Skore, now we need to get rid of Jesse", said Carman. "He's too strong for his own good."

"Fine", said Farra.

"You okay?" asked Carman. "You seem…overly cooperative."

"Huh? I'm fine", said Farra. "Just fine."

Carman gave her a quizzical look, and soon exited the trailer.

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Carman: She's onto something, I know it.

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The only guys left to sleep in the hall were Darren, Sonan, Jesse, Sparky, and Mason, and they actually seemed happy in that position. Now that there wasn't any crowding, they could sleep in peace…or so they thought.

"WAKE UP EVERYONE! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"

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The contestants were all waiting in their usual place. Xerneas and Yveltal were already there, while Mew and Victini weren't.

"Where are the two sadists?" asked Sonan.

As soon as he said that, the two hosts floated up to them. Mew was wearing a pointy hat and a beard, while Victini was wearing a robe and glasses.

"Well, isn't it Scary and Dumb-ledore", said Yveltal.

The contestants all laughed while Mew and Victini gave them death glares.

"The only reason we're dressed like this is because of today's genre", said Mew.

"Today's genre is a douchebag movie?" asked Mason, earning laughs from the other contestants.

"I will kill you and swallow your soul", said Mew threateningly.

Mason ran behind Jesse, whimpering.

"Now that he pissed himself", said Victini laughing. "Today's genre is…the sorcery movie!"

"Yay! Magic", said Striker.

"That's right Striker, there's gonna be a lot of suffering and torment", said Mew.

Striker went wide-eyed. "That's not what I meant. I never even said that."

"Yeah, we were just telling you", said Mew.

Everyone groaned as they knew that this was gonna suck.

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Mew and Victini teleported them to a castle.

"Okay, the first challenge is to learn to master spells", said Mew.

"How are we supposed to do that?" asked Farra.

"The way everything can get done by, a guy's worst nightmare…reading", said Mew as he threw books at Sonan, who immediately got them off of him.

"Now, we're gonna give you 15 minutes to read the spells and you're gonna perform one of them for us later on when you've mastered it, oh and you all have to wear these", said Mew tossing robes, hats, and glasses on the ground. The robes were blue and had stars on them, the hats were plain blue, and the glasses had round lenses.

"Do we seriously have to wear those glasses?" asked Farra.

"Guys have to wear the glasses, girls don't", said Mew.

"I'm gonna look like a dweeb", said Sonan.

"You're a game junkie, you're already a nerd, so it doesn't matter", said Yveltal.

"Gee, thanks a lot", said Sonan sarcastically.

"Now, the first person to master 3 spells in those book wins an advantage in the next challenge", said Mew.

"What's so hard about this?" asked Mason.

"Unlike spells where you just point a stick at something and say a word, you have to actually do other things in order to trigger the spells to work", said Mew. "Now that we're done explaining, get to work…and we're gonna go take these stupid costumes off", finished Mew as he started unbuttoning the shirt he had on. He and Victini flew off as the contestants started on the challenge.

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Sparky read the spell in the book called the Liquifying spell.

"To do the liquifying spell, just say the word Sha-nozzle", read Sparky.

Sparky turned towards a loose brick in the castle. He sighed, "Sha-nozzle."

Suddenly the brick turned into water and streamed down the castle's side.

"Whoa", said Sparky, amazed.

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Striker and Spiro searched for a good spell that would be easy for them to do.

"How about the poison spell?" asked Spiro.

"Too deadly, what about the learning spell?" asked Striker.

"Too nerdy, come on Striker, we need to find a good spell", said Striker as he flipped a page. "Ooh, how about the flame breath spell?"

"That sounds…awesome", said Spiro. "What do we have to do?"

"It says we have to…spin around three times and say Mus-to-duh", said Striker.

"Oh yeah?" asked Spiro as he started spinning around. Striker did the same and when they reached their third cycle, they stopped, dizzy. "Mus-to-duh", Striker said woozily.

Suddenly, a flame emerged from his 'mouth'.

"Whoa", said Spiro. He breathed out too and soon he breathed fire as well.

"This is awesome!" yelled Striker as he breathed out flames once again. "What else is in there?!"

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Sonan and Jesse were working on their second spells. Sonan had learned the gaming spell in a snap, while Jesse focused on the increased strength spell. Right now Sonan was working on the flame breath spell and Jesse was working on a transformation spell.

"Okay dad, watch this", said Sonan as he started to spin around. He breathed out and flame shot from his mouth. "This is awesome!"

"Oh yeah, well watch this", said Jesse.

He did a backflip and turned into an Eevee.

"Whoa, that's cool", said Sonan. "I wanna transform."

"Read the book son", said Jesse as he patted Sonan on the back.

"Ugh…I hate reading."

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Carman, Farra, and Darren were having a very tough time handling the spells. They couldn't really understand why they had to do certain things in order for the spells to work. Nonetheless, the three of them were able to learn a few of the spells.

"This is awesome!" said Darren as he made a brick float using his mind.

"Yeah, I can't believe that magic actually exists", said Carman. She wasn't seen, but she could be heard.

"Where are you?" asked Farra.

"Right beside you", said Carman as she suddenly reappeared next to her.

"What spell did you use?" asked Darren.

"I used the vanishing spell", said Carman.

"Cool", said Darren as he started looking it up.

"Farra, aren't you gonna do a spell?" asked Carman.

"I'm a psychic-type, I can do anything with my mind", said Farra.

"Um…okay I guess", said Carman.

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Farra: All I have to do is keep giving her idiotic reasons, and soon I'll be free of her.

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Mason had already learned three of the spells and was now watching the others 'have fun' with the spells they decided to learn. It made him sick to his stomach. All of that friendship, love, and trust…it disgusted him to an extent.

"I can't take all of this love", said Mason to himself. "I need to get these losers out as soon as possible."

Mew and Victini came back, with the costumes off. "Time's up!"

"About time", groaned Yveltal. "I was getting tired of watching them have fun."

Xerneas rolled her eyes.

"Alright, now you have to show us the spell that you decided to work on", said Mew. "And it can't be repeated."

"DAMN IT!" everyone yelled.

"Now, the person ho shows the most technique while doing the spell wins an advantage in the next challenge", said Mew.

"What is it? A stick?" asked Sparky.

"You'll find out if you win", said Mew. "Sonan, you can go first."

Sonan stepped forward and did a backflip, changing into a Charizard. He breathed fire out of his mouth as Mew.

"Transformation spell…boring", said Victini. "Jesse."

Jesse immediately closed his eyes and breathed out, making his body grow larger. His muscles revealed themselves for clearly, and a grin appeared on his face.

"Whoa…that's awesome", said Mew.

Jesse smiled and shrunk back down to his normal size. "Who's next?"

"Carman, come on down", said Mew as Carman stepped up.

Carman spread her arms out and started saying weird words. After a while, she blinked three times and disappeared.

"Oh, what? A disappearing spell for a sexy girl?" asked Victini. "That sucks...although it would better she had clothes on and they disappeared off of her"

Carman reappeared, seething with rage. "How old are you perverts?"

"Well, I'm 23, and Victini's 22", said Mew, making everyone stare in shock. "Now Farra, you're up."

Farra simply used her Psychic to lift a brick in the air.

"Lame!" yelled Yveltal.

"That was just stupid", said Victini. "Darren."

Darren clapped his fins three times and gritted his teeth. His eyes turned a dark blue and he was suddenly lifted into the air, a blue aura surrounding his body.

"Levitation spell…nice", said Mew. "Mason."

Mason stepped forward and grinned deviously. His rolled his eyes in the back of head and he dug his claws into the ground. Suddenly, the castle started rumbling. Flames shot up from the ground and Mason looked forward with fire in his eyes.

"Whoa!" said Mew, astonished. "That's amazing!"

"Eh, kinda lame if you ask me", said Yveltal.

"We didn't ask you", said Victini matter-of-factly.

"Now, Sparky", said Mew. "Come on."

Sparky said the word he needed to say. He stared at Victini and said Sha-nozzle, making Victini change into a puddle of water.

"Change me back now", demanded Victini.

"I don't know how", apologized Sparky. "Sorry."

"MEW!" yelled the puddle.

"You know buddy, this is a great look for you", commented Mew.

"I will kill you!" yelled Victini. "Change me back now!"

"Alright, alright, calm down puddy", said Mew. Mew grabbed on of the spell books and found out how to return someone back to normal. "Elzzon-ahs", he said.

Victini turned back to normal and charged at Sparky, who ran away.

"Okay, while Victini tries to kill Sparky, Striker, come up", said Mew.

Striker stepped forward. He began spinning around and finally said Mus-to-duh , making the flames emerge from his 'mouth'.

"Meh", said Mew. "It's kinda lame."

Striker rolled his eyes.

"Spiro, you're the last one", said Mew. "Yours had better been good, or else Mason is gonna win the advantage."

Spiro sighed. He rubbed two of his tentacles together and smacked them together. He started multiplying. Soon enough, there were 28 Spiro's in the same place.

"Ugh, like one shellfish wasn't enough", groaned Yveltal.

"You just love to hate don't you?" asked Xerneas.

"You bet I do", Yveltal.

"Alright, Mason wins the challenge", said Mew. "Now it's time for the second challenge, a magic battle!"

"How are we supposed to do that?" asked Spiro.

"Hey, it's not my problem, you guys can do what you want in the battle", said Mew. "The rules are that you can use any of the three spells you learned, and some psychic attacks. There will be four rounds. The last one standing wins invincibility."

"What's my advantage in this challenge?" asked Mason.

"You don't have to participate", said Mew. "All you have to do is sit back and watch."

Mason grinned devilishly and stared at Jesse.

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Mason: I've decided to get rid of the threats and keep the weaklings in. First up, Jesse.

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"Okay, the first battle is Sparky vs. Spiro", said Mew before looking around. "Wait, where is Sparky?"

An unconscious Sparky was soon being dragged by Victini, who was holding a broken baseball bat.

"Uh…is he dead?" asked Jesse.

"Nope", said Victini before relooking at his body. "I'm pretty sure…"

"Sparky? Sparky?!" yelled Mew, in an attempt to wake up the lion. "Uh-oh. Someone get him to the infirmary."

Two interns picked up Sparky and took him to the infirmary.

"If we get a lawsuit, I'm blaming you", said Mew.

"Who's gonna sue?" asked Victini. "His father doesn't give a damn about him and his mom doesn't even know where he is."

"Oh…well, that's true…and kinda sad", said Mew before he realized something. "Luna can sue us."

"I'd like to see her try", said Victini hitting the bat.

"Enough with the violence!" shouted Mew.

"No…I want more!" yelled Yveltal.

"SHUT UP YVELTAL!" yelled Striker.

"Okay Spiro, you automatically move on", said Mew, changing the subject.

"Um…okay?" said Spiro, confused.

"Now, the second round is Farra vs. Striker", said Mew.

"Of course", said Striker dejectedly.

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Striker and Farra were both standing on different pedestals.

"Uh…w-why are we up here?" asked Striker, afraid.

"BEGIN!"

"What?"

Farra's eyes glowed pink and she instantly threw Striker off of the pedestal.

"Farra wins this battle", said Mew.

"That…wasn't…fair", said Striker, who was laying on his back on the ground.

"Alright, the next battle is Darren vs. Carman", said Mew.

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Darren was on a pedestal across from Carman. He had fear in his eyes, while Carman looked at him, smiling.

"BEGIN!"

Carman immediately vanished, leaving Darren scared. He looked left and right and was soon blasted by fire.

"AAHHH!" yelled Darren in pain. "I've been burned three times already. NO MORE!"

Darren did a spell's trigger and started floating in the air. Darren figured that she was still on her pedestal and used his levitate spell to pick her up and drop her to the ground.

"Darren wins!" announced Mew. "Final battle, Jesse vs. Sonan."

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Jesse and Sonan were on their pedestals.

"Father vs. son…this'll be interesting", said Xerneas.

"Yes, it will be", said Mason deviously.

"BEGIN!"

Before Jesse could do a spell, Mason put him under his control for a brief moment, making him fall off of the pedestal. Jesse's mind was so strong that Mason was only able to control him for a few seconds.

Sonan was confused. He didn't like winning unfairly.

"Sonan wins", said Mew.

"Wait! We didn't get to do anything!" said Sonan.

"So what?"

Sonan ran towards Jesse, who was holding his head in pain.

"Dad, what happened?" asked Sonan.

Jesse opened his eyes and angrily glared at Mason, who was 'asleep'. Mason woke up and looked at Jesse, who was glaring at him, confused.

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Jesse: I heard him in my head. Now I know what his sick plan is. No wonder he's never been that cooperative with anyone.

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Mason: Crap, maybe I shouldn't have used Hypnosis on an aura jackal. No he knows my plan. Now I really need to get rid of him.

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"Okay, the matches will now continue", said Mew. "First, Spiro vs. Farra."

Spiro was nervous while Farra looked at him evilly.

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Spiro and Farra were once again on the pedestals.

"Uh…Farra, could you maybe go easy on-

"BEGIN!"

Before Spiro could finish, Farra used Psychic once again and slammed him to the ground.

"F*** my life", said Spiro, in agony.

"Okay, the next round, Darren vs. Sonan", said Mew.

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"Okay Sonan, I've seen what you can do before, so please don't break any of my bones", said Darren. "Please"

"Okay Darren", said Sonan.

Sonan did a backflip, turning himself into a Golurk.

"I said please!" said Darren in fear.

Sonan, as a Golurk, tipped Darren's pillar over, making him fall to the ground.

"Thank you!"

"Wow, Sonan wins!" announced Mew. "Now it's time for the final match, Farra vs. Sonan."

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Farra and Sonan faced each other.

"BEGIN!"

Farra tried to use Psychic to knock Sonan to knock him off, but Sonan used Mirror coat to block it and sent it back at her. Farra ducked and remembered that Sonan could just block any attack you throw at him.

Farra was in trouble. She didn't remember any spells and relied on her psychic attacks during this entire thing. Sonan started moving his arms in a circular fashion. Soon armor surrounded him and a long staff appeared in his right arm.

Farra was stunned. Sonan pointed his long staff at her pedestal and tipped it over, sending her to the ground.

"Sonan wins invincibility!"

Hooray!" cheered Sonan as he jumped down from the pedestal.

"Now, the rest of you get to the elimination hall, we have to check on Sparky", said Mew.

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Carman had asked Darren, Spiro, Striker, and Mason to meet her before the ceremony.

"You want us to vote with you again?" asked Striker.

"Yeah, I want to get out Jesse", said Carman.

"Let me guess", commented Darren. "He's a threat right?"

"Yeah", said Carman. "You guys know the drill."

Mason glared at her as she walked away.

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Mason: Okay, she's really bugging me. She keeps getting people to vote with her because of her charm. That's my f***ing job. I need to get her out s soon as possible.

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At the Ceremony

"Okay…we have some bad news", said Mew. "Sparky has a concussion thanks to Victini, so he won't be able to compete."

"Wow, the first contestant to be personally brutalized by a host is eliminated", said Sonan. "Does that mean no elimination for us?"

"Actually, the first contestant was Egridos and no, one of you is still leaving", said Mew.

"Damn it!" yelled Striker.

"That's right, and to make it quick…". Hew quickly threw everyone a plush, except for Jesse.

"Great, just great, but I just gotta warn you guys about Mason", Jesse. "He's gonna betray all of you!"

"Ugh…what is with you people? What did I do?!" yelled mason, acting innocent.

"You already kn-"

Before he could finish, Mew threw him into the Lame-O-Sine.

"I'm getting tired of that", said Mew. "You know the drill."

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Final 7! Woo-hoo! This chapter seemed lame...who cares? We're at the final 7! It's bad that Jesse got eliminated and that Sparky got a concussion…but that's the game. Who knows what'll happen next? Will Mason get rid of Carman? Will Striker and Spiro stay strong? Will Farra tell Striker she still loves him? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!

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