Time for another aftermath!
"F*** YEAH!" cheered Hayden.
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"Hello everyone and welcome back to Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum…but today, in honor of the show being down to 7 contestants, we are at a carnival!" announced Monica.
The eliminated contestants all cheered as the camera zoomed out, showing that they were at a carnival, just like Monica had said.
"As you know, I'm Monica and this is my boyfriend and co-host Chandler", said the magical Pokemon, gesturing to the Chandelure.
"Now, last time we spoke to the twelve previous eliminated contestants:
"Marie and Flame," the couple waves.
"Lila", Lila glares at Solis, who glares back.
"M.P.S. and Laxish", the two friends ignored them, as they ate cotton candy.
"Luna," Luna waves.
"Sola," Sola gives a small smile.
"Klavier," Klavier waves his pincer.
"Ded", Ded folds his arms.
"Ebony and Cano", Ebony was whimpering, while Cano was giving him the 'I'm going to kill you look'.
"And…Kai", Kai was sitting with Clash in his lap.
"Now, today we have eight more eliminated contestants joining us today", said Monica. "Afterwards, we're gonna be asking everyone about their opinions on the final seven."
"Now, to get this started, we're gonna bring out our first loser", said Chandler. "He's an insane computer with bolts for a brain, it's…Kevin!"
"YAY!" cheered Kevin as he came out from the sidelines. He sat in a rocking chair and stared at the two hosts.
"Hello Kevin", greeted Monica.
"Hi witch lady" greeted Kevin in a happy tone.
"Kevin…I'm not a witch", explained Monica.
"Yes you are. You're a combination of a mage, witch, and a banshee!"
"Ugh…I didn't want to be told what I was", muttered Monica under her breath.
Kevin stared blankly at her.
Monica sighed, "Kevin, we're gonna ask you some questions."
Kevin continued staring until he blinked and smiled. "Okey dokey!"
Everyone stared at each other, confused.
"Kevin, how did you turn from being smart, to being stupid?" asked Chandler.
"I don't know", he said in a singsong voice.
"Um…I think I can tell you that", said Volante. "Porygon and Porygon2 were modified for great and superior artificial intelligence, but when they tried to upgrade Porygon2 into Porygon-Z, they made an error, making them act dumb and strange."
"YAY!" cheered Kevin.
"Are you sure he wasn't just acting smart when he was Porygon when in actuality he was already dumb?" asked Aldon.
"That could've also been a possibility."
"Okay next, Kevin did you have any regrets working with Mason?" asked Monica.
"Who?" asked Kevin.
"Mason, the guy who was your friend…" said Chandler.
"You mean scary lion man?" asked Kevin.
"Uh…I guess", said Monica.
"Well, he was nice", said Kevin.
Everyone was disgusted at what Kevin had just said.
"HE'S NOT NICE HE'S EVIL!"
"The blue and black lion man was evil?" asked Kevin. "He needs to be spanked."
"Blue and bla-", started Frosty before realizing who he was talking about. "Oh, he thinks we're talking about Sparky."
Everyone calmed down a bit.
"Not the blue and black lion, the white and dark blue one", said Dew slowly.
"Ohhhh…well, he was kinda bossy and mean to me, but I owed him, he saved my life."
Everyone gasped.
"Wait, Mason saved your life?" asked Sola.
"Mason, our brother Mason?" asked Ray.
"YAY!"
"That means yes", said Leon, folding his arms.
"Why did Mason save him?" asked Ivory.
"I think this'll be easier to explain it", said Monica as she grabbed a remote. A TV came down and turned on:
"Let's see if I can fix this stupid thing", said Mason holding an upgrade.
Mason opened Kevin's bottom compartment and reorganized the wires. After a while of working, he finally put the Up-Grade into his compartment, which Kevin to suddenly start glowing. His body immediately smoothed down and he no longer had sharp corners. He was now a Porygon2.
"Yay! I'm alive! And I evolved! Thanks Mason, I owe you my life", said Kevin smiling.
Monica paused the clip from the TV.
"Wow, I guess he does have a heart", said Lassie.
"Yeah…he doesn't", said Chandler. "He's worse than Flynn."
"Thanks", Flynn responded dryly.
"What do you mean?" asked Annie. "He just saved Kevin."
"Yeah, but look at what he did afterwards", said Monica as she continued playing the clip.
TV:
"Good to know", said Mason darkly."Hypnosis."
"What?" asked Kevin, afraid.
Mason's eyes glowed purple, transferring the power to Kevin.
"Master", said Kevin.
"Good, now pull up all of the competitor sign up sheets", said Mason smiling.
"Yes master", said Kevin as he pulled up all of the competitors' information, including his own.
"Good, good, with this, I can easily get rid of everyone here, this game is putty in my paws", said Mason deviously.
"Kevin, you are now part of my alliance."
"Is that a good thing?" asked Kevin.
"Yes", said Mason.
"Yay" said Kevin.
"Okay, that tears it, as soon as he gets eliminated, he is going to die", said Dew.
"You were beat by a chicken", said Flynn, making Dew look down in shame.
Morgan glared at Flynn, making him roll his eyes. "It's the truth."
"Okay Kevin, did you have fun on the show?" asked Monica.
"YAY!"
"I'll take that as a yes", said Monica. "Now, relationship wise. Did you have any crushes?"
"Sexy plant lady!" cheered Kevin.
Dew groaned and laid back down, his head between his forearms.
"What's wrong with samurai thing?" asked Kevin.
"Um…'Sexy plant lady' hurt 'Samurai thing'", said Chandler.
Kevin gasped. "Oh well", he said recovering quickly. He quickly floated over to the other guys.
"Okay then", said Chandler awkwardly. "Let's move on to the next eliminated contestant. He's a jackal who everyone seems to fall in love with, it's…Jesse!"
Jesse came out from the sidelines and suddenly, the females in the audience started cheering. Jesse kept moving and sat in the chair, just as Lila sat in his lap and kissed him.
Solis glared at the two and used Teleport to switch places with Lila, placing her on the bleachers, and Solis in Jesse's lap. Jesse broke the kiss and glared at Solis.
"Solis, we've been over this, I love Lila!" shouted Jesse.
Solis began tearing up and got off of his lap. Monica and Chandler smiled at each other. Monica pressed a button, making the game alarm go off.
"GAME TIME!"
"Wait a second, you've been the one doin' that?" asked Titan, angrily.
"That's right, and you know that it means that Lila, Jesse, and Solis get to play a little game", said Monica.
"Game?" the three of them asked simultaneously.
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Jesse, Lila, and Solis were all strapped to chairs with electricity on either side of each of their chairs.
"W-what kind of sick game is this?" asked Jesse.
"It's called Shocking Truths", said Monica. "We'll ask you a question. If you tell the truth, you won't get electrocuted, if you lie, you will get electrocuted."
"Oh that is just terrible", said Solis.
"Whatever, now let's begin", said Chandler. "Solis, why do you like Jesse?"
"Well, he's sweet, strong, muscular, and he's sincere", said Solis.
"…And?"
"He's a father. I always wanted to have a son or daughter."
"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TKE MY FAMILY?!" shouted Lila.
"YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!"
"QUIET!" yelled Jesse, making both girls stop arguing.
"Now, Jesse is it true that you were somewhat attracted to Solis?" asked Chandler.
Lila looked at him with a pleading face.
Jesse sighed. "Yes, but only when I first saw her. When she got all crazy and tried to get Lila out of the picture, that's when I stopped being attracted."
Lila had tears in her eyes as Solis started crying as well.
"That's just cruel Jesse", said Monica.
"Come on, how am I the bad guy if I love Lila, and I found a girl attractive for like 20 minutes?" asked Jesse.
"If you truly love somebody, you wouldn't find anyone else attractive", commented Reta.
"Well, in all honesty, I kinda found her attractive at first too", admitted Chandler, making both Monica and Solis stare in shock.
"So did I", said Rapid sheepishly.
"Me too", agreed Fez.
"Yeah", said Nero. "I'm pretty sure every guy here found her attractive, so you shouldn't be mad."
"So..you found her attractive too?" asked Hope, glaring at him.
"I plead the fifth!" said Nero quickly.
"Moving on", said Monica. "Lila how did you fall for Jesse?"
"Well, he said that I did a good job with the challenge last season. Then we went back to the cabins and started talking…then we started making out and he evolved."
"Wow, none of you have actual romantic stories..except for Piff's about her and Skore."
"Okay, I think game time's over", said Chandler as the three contestants were unstrapped from the chairs.
"Lila…I'm sorry", said Jesse.
Lila stared at him and walked towards the bleachers, not saying a word.
"Oh boy…"
"Okay, let's move on with the next contestant, and I'm pretty sure everyone will be happy with this", said Chandler. "He is the winner of last season and a very good friend, it's…Skore!"
Skore came out smiling sheepishly as the audience began cheering. The other contestants smiled at him as he sat in the chair.
"Oh my Arceus, Skore!" cheered Piff as she hugged the scorpion Pokemon, who chuckled. "Hey Piff."
"Nice to see ya again mate', said Titan.
"Yeah, it's like we haven't seen you in forever", said Liksur.
"Liksur, you were voted out first", said Skore.
"Yeh…stupid Mason."
"Speaking of Mason, did he get you out?" asked Summer.
"Nope, I was voted out for being a threat", said Skore. "That's the best reason to be voted out instead of being targeted by someone or unfairly eliminated. No offense everyone."
"Actually Skore, you were targeted by Carman and Farra", said Monica.
"Wait what?" asked Skore.
"Yeah, they got some of you guys to vote you off because she convinced them that you were a threat", said Monica.
"I was still eliminated for being threat though, right?" asked Skore, hoping for the answer he wanted.
"Nope, Carman is simply using Farra to take down all of the guys until it's just the two of them", explained Chandler.
"F***!"
"Aw don't worry about it Skore, you won last season, it's okay", said Sally.
"Yeah, but I wanted to be voted out because I was a threat", said Skore looking down. "Plus, I didn't even get to keep to money, Mew and Victini stole it and used it for this season, remember."
"Oh right, that sucked", said Monica. "Well, if you don't mind, we're gonna ask you a few questions."
"Okay", said Skore.
"How did you like this season?" asked Chandler.
"Eh, it was okay", said Skore. "I made it to the merge again."
"How did you meet Piff?"
"She already told you", said Skore
"How do you know?" asked Monica.
"I can see it in her eyes", said Skore looking at Piff' eyes.
"Okay then, how did you feel about winning last season?" asked Monica.
"Well, Cano helped me, so I'm just happy I have him as a friend", said Skore.
A loud string of aw's emerged from the audience.
"Did you make any friends?" asked Monica.
"Everyone's my friend…except for the Evil Alliance and Mason."
Aldon groaned.
"Well thanks for your cooperation Skore", said Chandler.
"No problem", said Skore as he sat by the guys.
"Okay, the next contestant is a loner weasel who doesn't talk to anyone that much, it's…Jet!"
Sally perked up upon hearing this.
Jet walked from the sidelines and sat in the chair. Sally jumped from the bleachers and landed in his lap. She kissed him and he kissed back. They broke their kiss and turned their attention to the aftermath hosts.
"Hey Jet"
"Hey", he replied.
"How did you enjoy this season?" asked Monica.
Jet sighed, "It sucked."
"O…kay", said Chandler.
"Did you make any friends or enemies?" asked Monica.
"Nope", he replied simply.
"How did you end up liking Sally?"
"That's none of your business", said Jet.
"What is your life like back at home?" asked Monica.
"None of your business", shouted Jet.
"Okay, never mind, we're done with you", said Monica.
Jet smiled and went up to the bleachers, with Sally right behind him.
"Okay, we're about to announce the final four losers at the same time because they're all related, and no one really cares", said Monica.
"Now, here they are, Spike, Vixen, Demenio, and Sparky", said Chandler.
The four of them came out and sat in the bleachers.
"How are the four of you doing?" asked Monica.
"Fine", said Vixen.
"Eh, I've been better", said Demenio.
"I'm alright, my head just really hurts", said Sparky.
"I'm just glad I'm outta that hell hole", said Spike.
"Aren't we all", said Monica. "Now, since you all have the biggest family here, we decided that we could make the show go by faster by interviewing the four of you at the same time."
"Okay, that seems okay", said Demenio.
"Great, now first question", said Monica. "How did you guys like this season?"
"I hated it", said Spike.
"Ditto"
"Yeah, it sucked", said Vixen.
"I agree", said Sparky.
"Great, now Vixen, do you feel like a slut, seeing as though you made out with Demenio and Sparky?"
"What?" Cano, Sola, and Luna asked at the same time.
Vixen glared at the two hosts. "It was the drugs, you can't keep that over my head."
Cano sighed. "She didn't do it willingly."
"We didn't either!" said Sparky.
"You'd better not have, because I would've killed you if you did", said Luna slowly tracing a claw around his neck, making him gulp in fear.
"Okay Spike, you hadn't had to deal with Flynn for almost an entire season, how did that feel?" asked Chandler.
"I felt great not having that douchebag try to make my life miserable like last season", said Spike.
"I still hate you!" shouted Flynn.
"Want me to stab you some more?" asked Spike.
"You don't even have any needles left", said Flynn.
"Flynn, I'm eighteen now, needles were sooo childish of me back then", said Spike. "I resort to knives now."
Flynn's eyes widened in fear.
"Anything else you wanna say?" asked Spike.
"Uh…I love you?"
"GAY!" yelled someone from the audience.
"Shut up! My life's at stake!"
"Okay, what challenge did you hate the most?" asked Chandler.
"ALL OF THEM!" the four of them shouted.
"Great, you guys are done with your interview", said Monica. "Now…let's talk about the final seven."
"Okay, who do you guys think should win and why?" asked Monica. "This question is for everyone."
"And we want everyone to respond", said Chandler.
Everyone sighed in annoyance.
"Well, then we'll start", said Monica. "I personally want either Striker or Farra to win. How about you Chandler?"
"I say Sonan, Spiro, or Darren", said Chandler.
"Well, I want Carman to win", said Liksur.
"Why her?" asked Marion. "She lied to a lot of us and she's using Farra."
"Well, she didn't do anything to me and she's sexy", said Liksur.
"Ignoring him, I say that Striker or Darren should win", said Static.
"I don't want any of them to win", said Flynn.
"Me neither", said Anthony.
"Well, I think Darren could win, he's really cool", said Connor.
"Well, I want everyone to win…except Mason", said Clay.
"Okay, enough, we have a better idea for this. Raise your appendage if you want Carman to win", said Monica. "And you can only vote once."
"Liksur, Kevin, and Smash raised their hands."
"Okay, three for Carman", said Monica.
"Who wants Spiro to win?"
"Aldon and Cramad raised their claws."
"Wow, two for Spiro."
"Okay…Mason.'
Ebony raised his paw, making everyone glare at him. "He was a good guy to me."
"We're gonna have to help you kill him Cano', said Volante.
Cano grinning deviously at Ebony, who whimpered.
"Okay, one for Mason", said Chandler angrily.
"Okay, who wants Farra to win?"
Ivory, Clash, Sally, and Lassie raised their appendages.
"Okay, four for Farra.
"Sonan?"
Jesse, Lila, Solis, Aura, Rapid, Reta, Fez, and Sabrina raised their wings/appendages.
"Wow, eight for the game junkie", said Monica. "Now, who wants Striker to win?"
She, along Annie, Krack, Sapphire, Swift, Piff, Ded, Static, Skore, Laxish, M.P.S., Frosty, Phill, Dhaunt, Marion, Titan, Hope, Nero, Draco, Kojo, Vina, Volante, and Freezeo raised their appendages for the cocoon.
"Wow, Striker has…23 votes", said Monica. "I can't wait to see this. Who wants Darren to win?"
Chandler, Connor, Hayden, Shine, Shade, Cano, Vixen, Demenio, Sola, Sparky, Luna, Summer, Morgan, Dew, Leon, Ray, Vile, Marie, Flame, Klavier, Kai, Clay, Spike, and Jet all voted for him.
"Dang, 24 votes", said Chandler.
"Let's see, that's…65 votes", said Monica. "We're missing three."
"I don't want any of them to win", said Flynn.
"Me neither."
"Just say someone!" yelled Chandler.
"Fine, Darren."
"Striker", said Anthony.
Neither of them actually meant it, but Chandler and Monica couldn't care less.
"Okay, now it's 67", said Monica. "Who's missing?"
"Egridos is still on the other island", said Lassie. "And Sea Sea, Aquamarine, and Tracie's votes don't count because they weren't in the game."
"Right, wait who's Aquamarine?" asked Monica.
"Darren's daughter, Mew told him that he could keep her", said Sea Sea.
"Cool another kid", cheered said Hayden. "She could play with my little bro, Richard."
Hayden put Richard down and he and Aquamarine started playing.
"Awww!"
Chandler and Monica were too busy watching the cute kids that they forgot that the show was about to end.
"Oh crap, it's time for the show to end", said Chandler as he turned to the camera.
"Well there you have it, all of the contestants' opinions on the final seven. The question that now lingers is…who's gonna join us next time. Thank you watching and have a good night!"
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Another aftermath done! There's gonna be one more aftermath before this season ends…just to let you know. This chapter seemed…boring to me, like I didn't do that well on this aftermath in particular. Oh well, hopefully the feeling will go away. We're down to the final seven…which you probably already know. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will eliminated next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!