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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to face….the sorcery movie! There were many spells, deceit, and a lot of pain. Carman and Farra targeted Jesse, as he was too strong to let stay in longer. The contest got under way as the final nine contestants had to display their magic skills by learning spells and having a battle. The battles were fierce, and in the end, Sonan won invincibility, along with Mason and Jesse was sent packing. Sparky was also eliminated because his head injury due to Victini. We're at the final seven, and the contestants are in more danger than ever! What will happen tonight? Will Striker and Spiro be safe? Will Mason keep getting further? And who will voted out tonight in the most shocking episode of Total…Pokemon…ACTION!
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Everyone was sleeping sound in their quarters, but they were soon awoken by a helicopter. The helicopter was so loud that Striker actually fell of the benches. His crash woke up the other four guys, who also heard the helicopter.
"What now?" asked Spiro, annoyed.
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF TOTAL POKEMON ACTION!" greeted Mew through Blarey. "OVER THE COURSE OF ONE AND A HALF MONTHS, 75 CONTESTANTS WERE INVOLVED IN THE SHOW AND THEY ALL GOT THEIR BUTTS KICKED BY THEIR FELLOW CASTMATES."
"THAT'S RIGHT!" added Victini through his own bullhorn. "MONICA, CHANDLER, LIKSUR, STATIC, FLYNN, CONNOR, CLAY, ANNIE, KRACK, LASSIE, SAPPHIRE, SWIFT, SMASH, PIFF, EGRIDOS, RETA, FEZ, HAYDEN, MARION, DHAUNT, FROSTY, PHILL, HOPE, TITAN, NERO, RAPID, DRACO, ALDON, KOJO, AURA, SHINE, ANTHONY, SHADE, IVORY, CRAMAD, VINA, CLASH, SALLY, FREEZEO….VOLANTE, SUMMER, MORGAN, DEW, SOLIS, SABRINA, LEON, RAY, VILE, MARIE, FLAME, LILA, M.P.S., LUNA, SOLA, KLAVIER, LAXISH….DED, EBONY, CANO, KAI, KAVIN, VIXEN, SPIKE, DEMENIO, JET, SKORE, JESSE, AND…SPARKY!" he finished panting while Mew looked at him stunned before lowering the helicopter.
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"We are down to the final seven, and who knows what'll happen today, especially with their challenge today", said Mew smirking cruelly.
"Right, and now to summon them…" said Victini, grabbing his megaphone. "GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE NOW…IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
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The remaining seven contestants approached the sadistic hosts with frowns on their faces.\
"What's the matter with you guys?" asked Mew innocently.
"You woke us up with your helicopter and bullhorns!" shouted Carman.
"And was really shouting out all of our eliminated friends' names necessary?" asked Striker.
"Yes it was, it showed how far you've gotten", said Mew. "Now let's move on with the challenges."
"What's the genre today?" asked Farra unenthusiastically.
"The biker movie!" announced Victini.
"Yay?" said Darren confused.
"Today will consist of four challenges instead of the usual two or three", said Mew. "The first challenge is to dress like a biker."
"Oh, well that's easy", said Striker.
"Yeah, it kinda is because you're just putting on clothes", said Victini.
"I WANT TORTURE! NOT DRESS UP!" yelled Yveltal.
"Yveltal, shut up", said Xerneas.
"Thank you Xerneas", said Mew. "Now let's get going…to the costume tent."
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Mew and Victini brought the contestants to the costume tent, where they were met with a plethora of costumes, including, transvestites, clowns, food, and even bricks!
"Wow, so this is where you get all of your stupid costumes?" asked Mason looking around.
"Thank you Mason", said Mew sarcastically.
"Okay, now we need to get you guys-"
"Err-hem", mumbled Carman.
"-and girls…" added Victini. "…to put on your costumes."
"Now, whoever has the best costume on wins an advantage in the next challenge", said Mew.
"Now…go!"
The contestants immediately ran towards the costumes.
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"Okay, so I have a spiked hat", said Darren holding a hat with spikes on it. "This is lame."
"I know, it's gonna be hard to pick the right outfit", said Carman.
"Why don't you just look on the wall", said Mason pointing at the wall.
A picture of a Bisharp wearing a black leather jacket and ripped jeans was on the wall, initially showing them how they were supposed to look.
"Sooo…we need a leather jacket?" asked Farra.
"Uh….I don't think so", said Spiro.
"What do you mean?" asked Striker.
"Look at Sonan", said Spiro.
Everyone turned around and was immediately shocked at what Sonan did.
He was wearing a striped shirt with a leather jacket over it. A chain was in the pocket of his ripped short jeans. He had sunglasses on and a leather hat on his head.
"Bwahahaha!" laughed Mason. "You look so stupid Sonan."
"Gee thanks", said Sonan apathetically. "So do you."
"I'm not wearing anything."
"I know."
Mason glared at him.
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Mason: Next chance I get that doll is gone!
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"Okay, well if Sonan got finished, we should use him as an example instead of that stupid picture", said Carman.
"FINE!" yelled a voice.
The contestants turned back around and saw the Bisharp move out the 'picture'.
"What just happened?" asked Farra.
"I don't know, but we need to hurry up before Mew and Victini come back", said Darren.
"Right", said Striker.
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"Alright, that's enough time!" announced Mew. "Come on out."
Sonan came out first wearing his get up, which stunned Mew and Victini.
"Whoa Sonan, that looks awesome!" said Victini. "How did you-"
"Videogames let you customize characters, so I just thought of what a biker character would look like", explained Sonan.
"Well good, right now, you're in first place", said Mew.
"Great."
"Next!"
Darren came out wearing a tank top with a blue leather jacket over it. He had an eye patch over his eye and had a hat with one spike on it on his head.
"Um…Darren no offense, but you look like a biker wannabe", said Victini.
Darren sighed", Gee thanks for the complement."
"Ugh…this challenge is horrible!" groaned Yveltal.
"Yveltal, be quiet or I'll hurt you", said Xerneas.
"Okay, Darren so far, you're in last place", said Mew.
"Thanks a lot", said Darren rolling his eyes.
"Next!" shouted Victini.
Carman came out wearing a bandana. She had on a pair of shorts and a leather jacket on her body.
"Hubba hubba", said Victini. "You're in first place now."
"Come on! You only put her first because she's hot", said Sonan.
"What's your point?" asked Mew.
"Ugh"
"Next!"
Mason came out wearing a chain necklace, a pure black leather jacket with a white shirt underneath it. He had a helmet on his head and a false mustache on his mouth.
"LAME!" said Mew. "You did worse than Darren."
"Yay, more confidence", said Darren sarcastically.
"Next!"
Farra came out wearing jeans. She had a hat on her head, as well as the one on her tail. She had a pink and gray striped shirt under a leather jacket that had tons of buttons on it.
"Wow, you look…awesome", said Mew.
"Thanks", said Farra.
"Right now I think that you did better than Darren, but Sonan is still better than you", said Mew.
"Fine", said Farra.
"Next!"
No one came out…
"Hello?!"
Striker and Spiro came out with frowns on their faces. They didn't have any costumes on and they looked bruised and beaten up.
"Who, what happened to you guys?" asked Victini.
"Well…we had the costume Farra has on, but then she beat us up and stole the costume", said Spiro.
Farra rolled her eyes.
"Well then, I guess you guys lose this challenge", said Mew.
"Whatever", said Striker.
"And that means Carman wins!" shouted Mew.
"You bet I did", said Carman smiling.
"Great, now the next challenge is…driving a motorcycle!" announced Victini.
"Oh please, that's waaaay too easy", said Yveltal.
"You didn't let us finish!" yelled Mew.
"You have to drive it…through a minefield!" announced Victini.
All of the contestants looked at each other nervously, while Yveltal laughed at the pain soon to come.
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Mew and Victini brought the contestants to an empty part of the lot. One side of the lot had a finish line and the other one had a starting line.
"You guys got us scared for nothing, there's no minefield here", said Spiro.
"Crap", said Mew. "Oh well, I'll guess you guys will actually be safe for once."
"NOOO!" yelled Yveltal, earning a smack from Xerneas. "There's your pain!"
"Okay, ignoring them, the challenge is to simply make it from the starting line to the finish line, while also doing tricks", said Mew. "Tricks are mandatory if you want to get a good time. If you don't do a trick, ten seconds get knocked off of your time."
"The person with the fastest time wins", said Victini. "And because Carman won, she gets twenty seconds off of her time."
Carman smiled.
"Now, we will be starting with the people who did the worst in the previous challenge gets to go first", said Mew.
"Aw crap", said Striker.
"That's right, now Striker hop on that motorcycle and get ridin'", said Victini.
"I hate this game sooo much", said Striker as he hopped onto the motorbike. "Wait a sec…where did this thing even come from? It wasn't here a few seconds ago."
"Don't ask questions!" yelled Mew. "Just drive!"
"…I have no arms", said Striker.
Mew and Victini both sighed. "Spiro! Ride with Striker."
"Why?" he asked.
"Three reasons", said Mew. "One, he's your friend; two when you finish you'll get the same time; and three we said so!"
"Fine…no need to yell', said Spiro.
He hopped on the bike with Striker, grabbed the handlebars, and revved up the engine.
"Yeah…this doesn't feel gay at all", said Striker sarcastically.
"Actually, it kinda does", said Farra.
"Yes it sure does", said Victini, making the two of them glare at him.
"Alright, your time starts now", said Mew as he started a stopwatch.
Spiro drove the motorcycle across the terrain. He started to pick up the speed and was halfway at the finish line, until…
"We're almost there!" shouted Striker.
"Yeah, AAAAAHHHHHHH!" yelled Spiro as he and Striker were launched into the air.
"I thought there weren't any mines!" said Darren.
"We lied", said Victini, smiling.
When Striker and Spiro landed on the ground, they landed back at the start.
"Sh*t" said Spiro. "We have to do that again?"
"Yes, you have to make it to the finish line", said Mew. "Oh, and your time is still going."
"Crap", they said simultaneously.
Spiro revved up the engine again and drove as fast as he could towards the finish line. Soon enough, shockingly, they made it to the finish line.
"Alright you two, your time was…five minutes, thirty-nine seconds…plus ten seconds for not doing any tricks."
"That's not so bad", said Spiro.
"Yeah it is", Mew said quickly. "Okay Mason, you're up."
Mason sighed and got on the motorcycle after Striker and Spiro got off of it.
"Alright…go!" shouted Mew as Mason took off.
Mason rode through the minefield so fast that some of the mines didn't have enough time to detonate. He was almost at the finish line, and as soon as he reached it-
"BBOOOOOOMMMMMM!"
A mine blew him up, making him back up three feet. He landed back on the ground hard, and ended up landing on another mine, this time blasting him towards the finish.
"Well Mason, you got four minutes, twenty-eight seconds…plus ten more", said Mew.
"Hooray…" said Mason groggily before he went unconscious.
"Okay…Darren, you're up", said Mew.
Darren gulped nervously."Okay."
Darren got on the motorcycle and as soon as Mew started the stopwatch, he started driving…very slowly.
"Ugh…can we just say he loses?" asked Victini. "He's gonna take forever-"
"BBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!"
Even though Darren was trying to play it safe, he still ended up getting blown up by a mine. Darren was launched high into the air and landed on the other side of the finish line.
"Um…I guess that counts", said Mew confused. "He got two minutes even...plus ten seconds. Why isn't anyone doing any tricks? A simple wheelie would even suffice!"
"I'm just as confused as you are", said Victini. "But it doesn't matter…Farra's next."
Farra grabbed the motorcycle and started riding it through the minefield. Due to her being part Psychic-type, she could detect where the mines where and avoided them. She easily made it to finish line without any injury…which infuriated Yveltal.
"I WANTED PAIN!" he shouted.
"I will kill you in your sleep if you don't shut the hell up!" yelled Xerneas.
Yveltel stayed quiet for the remainder of the challenge.
"Now, Farra you got fifty-nine seconds", said Mew. "But you got ten extra ones for not doing tricks."
"Whatever."
"…whatever", mumbled Mew. "Sonan, you're next."
Sonan immediately hopped on the motorcycle and started riding. He instantly popped a wheelie and turned at each mine each sensed. The game junkie soon reached the finish line safe. (Sure…both psychics make it…that sucks)
"Alright Sonan, you got fifty-eight seconds", said Mew.
"Awesome!"
"Good, you're in first place now, but let's see how Carman does", said Victini.
Carman smirked. "If those idiots can make it, so can I."
She hopped on the motorcycle and drove forward. "This is gonna be a piece of caAAAAAAAAA-"
She was blown up by a mine and instantly landed hard on the ground.
"Ow…" she groaned. She got back up and continued driving. She was blown up six more times before she finally made it to the finish.
"Wow Carman…you got ten minutes, forty-nine seconds", said Mew laughing a bit. "And even though you can subtract twenty seconds, you still lose."
"DAMN IT!" she shouted.
"That's right, so that means Sonan wins the advantage in the next challenge", said Mew.
"What is it this time?" asked Mason agitated.
"If it deals with explosions, I am leaving", said Spiro.
"The next challenge is…going to a bar", said Mew.
The contestants started laughing.
"That's it?" asked Striker.
"Yeah, that's it", said Victini.
"This is gonna be easy", said Farra.
Mew and Victini smiled at each other evilly.
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"Okay, the challenge today is to walk into the bar and throw a glass", said Mew.
"That's it?" asked Striker.
"That's it", said Victini.
"Okay then, I'll actually volunteer to go first then", said Spiro.
Spiro hopped inside the bar they were brought to. There were tons of other brawny Pokemon inside of it.
Spiro grabbed a nearby glass and tossed it, accidently hitting a Hariyama's head.
"Who the hell did that?" it asked, its voice revealing its gender.
Spiro looked back and forth and simply whistling while backing out of the bar. When he was at the door, he was stopped by a Machamp.
"It was this shrimp Harry", said the Machamp picking up Spiro.
"Oh yeah?" asked Harry as he approached Spiro.
"A-actually I'm an Omanyte", said Spiro nervously.
"SHUT UP!"
Spiro closed his eyes and stayed quiet.
"You hit me with a glass, and now I'm gonna hurt your ass."
"Mommy."
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"What's taking him so long?" asked Striker.
"He's probably getting beaten up by the bikers that are inside", said Mew.
"What? For throwing a glass?"
"Yeah, it causes a bar fight", said Mew.
"What?" asked Striker.
"Yeah", said Mew. "And you guys are going in with him."
"Like hell we are", said Farra as she and the others started running away.
Mew instantly teleported them inside the bar, and the six of them ran into a few other Pokemon, who glared at them angrily.
"AAAHHHHHHHHH!"
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"Aren't bikers fun?" asked Mew as he and Victini watched the fight through the window.
"Shouldn't you help them?" asked Xerneas.
"Nope, this is the challenge, the last person to stay conscious after the fight wins invincibility", said Mew.
"You didn't tell them that", said Xerneas.
"We know, it makes it more fun to see them in pain first", said Victini.
"You two are sick", said Xerneas.
"Thanks Xerneas", said Mew, accepting it as a complement.
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The contestants were being battered by the Pokemon inside. Carman and Farra were knocked out by a female Scrafty, while Darren was pummeled by a Machamp, as he was being used as a punching bag. Spiro and Striker were unconscious because of the Hariyama and Mason was beaten by a Lucario. Sonan, being the kid he is, hid underneath the bar cabinet, avoiding sight.
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"Well, it looks like we have a winner", said Mew.
He teleported the contestants back, but they were all unconscious…except Sonan.
"Nice one Sonan", said Mew.
"Hey, I didn't want to die so young, so I did what every kid would do, hide", said Sonan.
"Well that paid off, because you have invincibility for the night", said Victini.
"Hooray!"
His cheer woke up te others, who noticed that there were back outside. Spiro however, didn't wake up.
"What happened?" asked Darren.
"Sonan won the challenge that we're not gonna tell you about", said Mew.
"What was the-
"Elimination time!"
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Farra asked all of the guys, minus Spiro, to meet her before the elimination.
"What do you people want from us?!" asked Sonan.
"I want you guys to help we vote out Carman."
"WHAT?!" shouted Darren, Sonan, and Striker. Mason stayed silent.
"She's been deceiving everyone", said Farra. "And she's been targeting you guys."
"What?" asked Darren.
"Yeah, she's the reason Anthony, Volante, Vixen, Skore, Vile, Aldon, Nero, Hope, and Jesse are gone", said Farra.
"How do you know all this?" asked Striker.
"I…was helping her for a while."
"WHAT?" asked Striker. "You were helping a villain?"
"I didn't know she was a villain until she actually told me who she got out one day."
"Why should we even trust you?" asked Mason
"Because…I actually came to you guys with this problem", said Farra. "I could solve most problems by myself, but I still need help on some things…this is one of them."
The guys looked at her somewhat sympathetically.
"But if you don't vote for her…it's okay", Farra said as she walked away.
The guys looked at each other nervously.
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Carman: Well, Farra and I decided that we were voting out Spiro, he's Skore's friend and we don't know what he's capable of.
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Farra: *sighs* Well, let's see what happens. I don't think they believed me.
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Striker: I don't know what to believe. Should I believe my stalker or a sexy girl?
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Darren: Um…Carman?
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Sonan: I won! Now…I think I'll vote for Carman, she's mean.
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Mason: I can't vote out that stupid doll because he has immunity, so I guess I'll get rid of Carman...that giraffe was right about her.
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At the Elimination Ceremony
"Hello everyone and welcome the first of the last four elimination ceremonies", said Mew. "It is the same process, but I just felt like saying that."
"Wait, four more elimination ceremonies and the finale is just one episode…there's gonna be another double elimination?!" shouted Farra.
"Yeah", said Mew.
"Where's Spiro?" asked Striker.
"Um…heh heh, you see…Spiro was brutally beaten by the Hariyama, so he's kinda in a coma…but he'll still survive", said Mew chuckling nervously.
"Oh dear Arceus…there are too many near death experiences on this show!" yelled Darren. "I'm not ready to die!"
"Calm down Darren", said Mew. "We jut said Spiro's okay, and if anyone does die, we'll end up getting sued, so that won't happen."
"So once again we're having a double elimination because of injury?" asked Mason.
"Yeah", said Victini.
"Fine with me", said Carman. "Because I know for a fact that I'm staying."
"Okay…"
Mew through everyone who was safe their plushies. Darren, Sonan, Mason, and Striker were safe.
"What?" asked Carman, confused. She looked at Farra angrily. "Why are we at the bottom?"
"Because I told the guys the truth!" shouted Farra.
"You what?!" yelled Carman. "You idiotic, obsessive bitch! You can't even get over your little crush on a cocoon! You decided to take me off…out of all of the other losers on the show."
"That's right you mask-faced whore! All you do is skip around and act slutty towards the guys on this show to get what you want! You're worse than Vile…and you know what? I bet Dew has lost complete interest in you!"
"I never liked the wannabe samurai anyway. This is a game! You're supposed to lie, deceive, and cheat your way to the top. Nice guys finish last, and evil always triumphs!"
"…So you admit you're evil?" said Farra smiling.
Carman realized what she just said. She turned and saw that all of the other guys were glaring at her.
"Well, it's pretty obvious who's going home today!" shouted Mew.
"Shut up Mew, all you and Victini do is try to torture us because of your own island experience", said Carman.
"What the-" said Mew. "How do you know about that?"
"I know a lot of things", said Carman. "For instance, I know that Striker loves the smell of ear wax."
"HEY!"
"Darren's a fan of Jay Sean."
"HEY!"
"Sonan looks at porn pictures on rule 34."
Sonan blushed. "Shut up!"
"…and Mason is actually e-", she was cut off by Mew tossing her into the Lame-O-Sine using Psychic. "Okay, that's done, th five of you…get some sleep or whatever."
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Mason: That was close. She almost revealed my plot. Right now, I just need to keep myself from arousing suspicion and eventually I'll win this game.
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Oooh…interesting! Carman's gone at last…but so is Spiro; Darren is right, there is waaaay too many injuries and near death experiences on this show, but who cares? We are at the final five people and there is gonna a whole lot more drama. Also, what did Carman mean about Mew and Victini's past island experience? That is gonna be part of Total Legendary Island, which I will be doing after the first season of my UTP series. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Will a bad guy win? Will Striker be alright by himself? Will Darren make another outburst? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!