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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants faced the parody movie. There was nothing much to say, but the contestants had a tough and terrible time. There was singing and guessing in that genre, but that was pretty much it. The contestants did terribly in most of them, but others actually did pretty well. The first challenge had the contestants singing parody songs…a challenge in which Farra and Mason didn't compete in. The second challenge had the contestants saying the order of how the legendaries dated. Darren successfully won both of the challenges and won invincibility, and thanks to Mason, Sonan was eliminated. Final four time, who will win? Mason, the menacing mountain lion? Farra, the obsessive giraffe? Striker the cocoon with low-self esteem? Or Darren the silly sea lion? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"This is getting easier and easier every time", said Mason to himself.
He was walking around the lot; simply talking to himself about ho his plan was working great so far. He had gotten rid of twenty-one other contestants and now he was in the final four. He got rid of the threats, the evil other evil do-ers and every other contestant that he thought would stand in his way. He left the easy targets for last, for they each had their own weaknesses.
"All of these losers that are left are gonna be easy to manipulate, Farra, maybe not so much", said Mason. "Darren is too nice and easily distracted and manipulated, and Striker just has no confidence in himself whatsoever. Farra is my main target right now."
He entered the elimination hall, where he found Darren and Striker talking about something.
"What were you two talking about?" asked Mason as he walked up to them.
"Oh…uh…we were just talking about what we would do if we won", said Striker.
"Oh yeah?" said Mason suspiciously.
"Yeah", said Darren. "If I won I would buy stuff for my family."
"If I won…I would probably go see a therapist of buy a bunch of videogames and stuff", said Striker. "What about you Mason?"
"Well…I would use the money to buy an unlimited supply of weapons and then murder everyone who's ever defied or tormented me. Then I'd try to take over the world, but I can't let them know that", thoughtMason. "I'd buy a unicorn", he lied.
"Um….isn't that a bit girly?" asked Striker.
"For my sister."
"Oh, okay then", said Striker.
"FINAL FOUR! MEET US IN THE GAME MOVIE SET IMMEDIATELY! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"It's time for the next challenge I guess", said Striker. "Let's see what happens today."
"Farra is leaving, that's what's happening today", though Mason evilly.
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"Hello final four", said Mew as the four contestants entered the game movie set. "Now, as you may know, today's movie is the game show movie."
"Really?" asked Mason sarcastically. "We wouldn't have guessed."
Mew glared at him, but continued talking. "Today you will be playing three different games. Each game will be more shocking than the last."
"So…if we lose we don't get immunity?" asked Striker.
"Wow…you're smart", said Victini sarcastically. "But anyways, the first game is Wheel of Misfortune."
"Wheel of Misfortune?" asked Farra.
"That's right", said Mew. "You each have to spin a wheel and guess a letter in the phrase. If you guess incorrect, you will be electrocuted with 20,000 volts of electricity."
The final four stared in shock.
"We knew you guys would react this way", said Mew smiling. "The first person to 15,000 wins the game, now get to your posts!"
The contestants stood behind their right 'desks'.
"Now, here is the first phrase", said Mew moving out of the way of a board.
35 blocks were revealed on the board.
"Now, who wants to go first?" asked Mew.
Everyone looked at each other hesitantly. Darren sighed and spun the wheel, which landed on 2500.
"S?"
3 S's appeared on the board.
"Good, you got 2500 points already", said Mew. "You get to go again."
Darren spun again and landed on 500.
"T?"
3 T's appeared on the board.
"Wow, now you have 3000", said Victini. "Go again."
Darren spun the wheel again while Striker, Farra, and Mason sat and groaned in exasperation. He landed on 6000.
"C?"
"Nope", said Mew.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Darren as he was electrocuted.
"Now, Striker it's your turn", said Mew.
"I don't have any arms", said Striker.
"Ugh…" said Mew. "Darren, can you do it for him?"
Darren was twitching and his teeth were grinding together.
"Um…never mind, Farra can you do it?" asked Mew.
Farra rolled her eyes and spun the wheel. It landed on 4500.
"N?"
6 N's appeared on the board.
"Wow, you get to go again", said Mew
Farra spun the wheel for Striker again, but it landed on bankrupt.
"I'm sorry", said Mew.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Striker as he was shocked. "I thought….you only did it….if you guess wrong…"
"We lied…and you lost all of your money", said Mew.
"Damn it", said Striker.
"Farra…"
Farra spun the wheel and it landed on the bonus.
"What?" asked Mason shocked and angry.
"I wanna solve the puzzle", said Farra. "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain."
"Correct", said Mew. "You get 2000 points , plus 4000 bonus."
"Alright here'd the next puzzle, and this time it is a cartoon", said Mew.
21 blocks appeared on the board.
"Okay…Farra, you still get to go first", Mew.
Farra spun the wheel and got 7000.
"How does she keep getting the big numbers?" asked Darren.
Mew and Victini both knew and glared at her. "We have no idea."
"P"
2 P's appeared.
"I'd like to solve it", said Farra.
"Sure…why not?" asked Victini.
"Happy Tree Friends"
"Correct", said Mew.
"COME ON!" shouted Mason in frustration.
"13000", said Mew. "Only 200 points left."
"Crap, I can't use hypnosis on another Psychic-type", said Mason. "I guess she wins this round."
"Alright, this next one is a song", said Mew.
8 blocks appeared on the board.
Farra spun the wheel and surprisingly, it landed on 200.
"I'd like to solve it", said Farra.
"Are you kidding me?" asked Striker. "You haven't even said anything yet."
"Daylight"
Mew threw the cards he was holding away. "Farra wins, next game."
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"Okay, this next game is trivia", said Mew.
"What kind of trivia?" asked Darren.
"About some random stuff", said Mew. "The person who answers the most questions correctly gets invincibility."
"Hmmm….seems legit", said Striker.
"You bet it is", said Mew. "Now, let's get started…"
"Darren, who was given 7th place in both seasons?"
"Well…I wasn't here last season, but since Spiro was eliminated 7th with Carman, I guess him."
"Correct."
"Striker, why do you love the smell of ear wax?"
"I plead the fifth."
Mew growled, "Fine, Farra why did you love Striker?"
Farra blushed. "That's none of your business."
"Okay then, Mason. Have you ever played unfairly?"
"Yes"
"Hmmm…okay, moving on. Darren, other than Sea Sea, who did you have a crush on in the game?"
Darren growled, "Carman, Hope, and Shine."
"Okay, Striker have you had any past incidents we should know about?"
"No"
"Okay then, Farra who was eliminated in the handcuff challenge last season?"
"Spike"
"Okay Mason, did you ever lead a girl on?" asked Mew. "And who were they?"
Mason growled. "I led Vile on, but come on, she was evil!"
"Okay Darren, who did you have a strong dislike for at the beginning of this game?" asked Mew.
"No one", said Darren.
"Good, now Striker how did it feel you found out all of your relatives weren't in your life anymore?"
"Why do I keep getting the awkward questions?" asked Striker. "Well…I felt terrible, now can we move on?"
"Okay, Farra, how did your family and friends react when you told them that you loved a cocoon?"
"Come on, that's personal!" shouted Farra.
"Answer it or no point", said Mew.
"Fine, they disowned me okay!" said Farra as started to tear up.
"Um…okay", said Mew, slowing down a bit.
Darren and Striker looked at her with sympathy, while Mason gave her an apathetic look.
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Mason: Who cares? She shouldn't have fallen in love with the weakest Pokemon ever…other than Magikarp.
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Darren: That's kinda sad.
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Striker: No wonder she always treated me like that. I'm the only one she could turn to….now I feel like a mega douchebag.
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"Okay, on with the game, Mason, have you ever did something that you regret?"
"None of your business"
"Fine, Darren have you ever done any illegal activity?"
"What the-"
"Darren…" said Mew in a singsong voice.
"Fine, I stole a pack of beer for my friend."
"He's not your friend anymore is he?"
"Nope."
"Striker, who are all of the girls that you've dated before and/or who you're dating now."
"Again with the awkwardness", said Striker. "Fine…it was a Kakuna named Reopia, Swadla, and I'm dating Annie." His last few words made Farra tear up even more.
"Farra…I-
"Leave me alone, I'm done!" she shouted as she ran out of the set.
"Oh no…" said Striker. "I'm a horrible person."
"You sure are, now onto the next question, Mason", said Mew. "Why do you hate Ray?"
"He abandoned me and let a Honchkrow nearly kill me."
"Wait…Ray did that?" asked Striker.
"Yeah, he's not so sweet and innocent."
"Neither are you", said Victini under his breath.
"Darren, do you like to eat Shellder?"
"I'm not a cannibal!"
"I'll take that as a no", said Mew. "Striker, what happened between you and Swadla?"
"None of your business", said Striker. "It's extremely personal."
"Okay then", said Mew. "Mason, have you ever purposely gotten rid of anyone from the game, and if you have…who were they?"
Mason froze at this question. If he answered that question he would be exposed…but he could always hypnotize Striker and Darren into getting rid of Farra instead. Mason didn't want to take the risk, but he also didn't want to lose again.
He sighed, but then he smiled. "Yes, I've been responsible a lot of the eliminations so far."
"What?" asked Striker, stunned.
"That's right Striker, it's always been me", said Mason. "I told Liksur to eat the eggs in the first challenge. I hypnotized Static into destroying our sand castle. I told the team about what Flynn was trying to do to you. I got rid of Piff because she was getting suspicious of me. I easily manipulated Titan, Rapid, Phill, Frosty, Kojo, Ivory, Vina, Cramad, Freezeo, Summer, Morgan, Sabrina, and Marie and you guys voted them out. You know what else? I was part of the evil alliance and I told the team about Draco, so he was eliminated, and I got out Ray, Ded, Sonan, and Flame by convincing the others. It was all me", he finished with a malicious grin.
"Y-you're the reason most of my friends are gone?" asked Striker, slightly ticked off.
"You heard me", said Mason, not caring about what he's done.
"That's just malevolent!" yelled Darren.
"So what? It's like Carman said yesterday, this game is about lying, cheating, and deceiving", said Mason.
Darren gasped. "That's what Carman was about to say, you're actually evil!"
"Good job sea lion, you get a f***ing cookie!" shouted Mason as he turned his attention back to Mew and Victini. "Now give me damn invincibility."
"Nope", said Mew. "You may have answer ed this last question, but remember, we said whoever answered the most questions."
"Striker answered three, you answered four, and Darren answered five", said Victini.
"W-what?" asked Mason. "You mean-
"You just said all of that for nothing...yeah", said Mew. "Darren, you have invincibility."
"Thanks", said Darren, glaring at Mason.
Mason yelled loudly.
"Now, it's time for the final game, Sharpedo Fin Skipping", said Mew.
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Farra was sobbing her trailer. "I love him so much….why does he have to dating someone else. He's the only one I have."
She continued crying into her pillow.
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Mew and Victini brought the three males to a pool full of Sharpedo.
"What's with the Sharpedo?" asked Striker.
"This game involves you hopping on the fins of the Sharpedo and grabbing the ring on the other side."
"Why are there ten on each side?" asked Darren.
"Well Darren, because you have invincibility already, Striker and Mason have to do this game. Whoever wins this gets invincibility", said Mew.
"Wait, two people get invincibility today?" asked Striker.
"Yeah", said Mew.
Mason grinned evilly at Striker, who looked nervously back.
"Now, Mason, Striker, get into your places", said Mew.
Mason got in front of one line of Sharpedo as Striker got in front of the other one.
"And…GO!"
Striker jumped on the first Sharpedo, but Mason instantly used Hypnosis to keep him on top of it. Mason continued leaping across the Sharpedos' fins, occasionally getting scraped by their Rough Skin.
"That no good cheater!" said Darren. He hopped into the pool and grabbed Striker. He started swimming towards the end of the pool, with all of te Sharpedo chasing after him.
Mason was halfway there, but he tripped and fell into the water. A Sharpedo bit his tail and he screamed.
Darren kept swimming with Striker on his back, and eventually, they made it to the other side. Darren shook Striker out of his trance.
"Ugh…what happened?"
"Mason hypnotized you", said Darren.
"Wait…so…he has invincibility?" asked Striker sadly.
"Nope", said Darren as he turned Striker's attention to the ring. Darren threw him and Striker grabbed the ring with his body.
"Striker gets invincibility!"
"DAMN IT!" shouted Mason as he crawled out of the pool. "At least I can still Hypnotize others."
"And as a constellation prize…" said Victini.
Victini threw TM Cut at Mason, and it dissolved into his skin.
"What the-" asked Mason. "What did you do?"
"You learned a new move", said Victini.
"I already knew four! Wait a minute…that means I forgot…
Mason tried to make his eyes glow again, but he failed. "I forgot Hypnosis…" he said shocked.
He turned to Striker and Darren, who were both glaring at him. He laughed nervously.
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Mason: DAMN IT I'M SCREWED!
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Striker: Mason the traitor is gone!"
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Darren: Mason!
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At the Ceremony
Striker and Darren both had their plushies already.
"Well Mason, it looks like you're out", said Mew.
Mason growled at the Striker and Darren, who glared back.
"You know where to go", said Mew.
"Wait!" Farra came running back to them. "I'm leaving too."
"WHAT?!" shouted everyone.
"Farra…why are you trying to leave?" asked Darren, sad.
"Because…" started Farra, on the brink of tears. "I've done too much horrible stuff to Striker and….if I can't be around the guy I love then….there's no point of me staying."
"Farra, you don't have to do this", said Striker. "I was a jerk, I'm sorry."
"No Striker, don't blame yourself; it was my fault, I shouldn't have fallen for you."
"Farra, you're giving up a 33.3% chance of winning 5,000,000,000 Poke here", said Mew.
"I know, I think that voting myself off will give Striker a greater chance to win", said Farra.
"Farra…" said Striker coming up to her.
"Yeah?" she said, sniffling.
Striker jumped up and kissed her cheek."I'm sorry…and thank you."
Farra smiled lightly. "You're welcome."
"Yawn…wait, if she's out, can I stay in?" asked Mason.
"Sure", said Mew.
"Really?"
"NO!" yelled Mew as he tossed him into the Lame-O-Sine. Farra climbed in after him and glared at Mason angrily.
"What?"
"I'm gonna kill you", she threatened.
Mason gulped in fear.
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"Well, Darren, Striker, you guys are the final two. We'll see what happens next time with the dramatic conclusion of Total…Pokemon…Action!" yelled Mew.
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Okay….the ending of this chapter was kinda sad…even for me. I really feel bad for Farra. The only good thing about this is….MASON'S GONE! F*** YEAH! Two more episodes left. Thank you guys for watching and keeping this show alive. Who will win next time? The sea lion or shell? Find out next time on the finale of Total…Pokemon…ACTION!