Time for the final aftermath! (Sorry if it seems too short)
"It's gonna be killer", said Swift evilly.
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"Hello everyone and welcome to the final aftermath!" announced Chandler. "As you know, I'm your co-host Chandler here with my girlfriend and your host, Monica!"
Monica sighed in depression.
"…who's sad that we've only had like seven or eight episodes", finished Chandler.
"Hey, look at the bright side, when we finish this, we'll never have to deal with Mew and Victini ever again", said Dew.
"Yeah…that's the only good thing about it", said Monica. "I wanted to be a more successful TV star."
"Ugh…enough with your personal issues, just get on with these other losers", said Flynn. "No one wants to be anywhere that has to deal with Mew and Victini anymore."
"I hate to agree with the cold heartless elephant, but he's telling the truth", said Kojo.
"Fine, today will be a pretty short episode, being as we have only five losers today."
"Great, our last episode is gonna be a short one", said Monica, folding her arms.
Chandler sweatdropped. "Anyways, since Spiro is still in a coma-"
"What the- Spiro's in a coma?" asked Skore.
"Yeah…he got beaten senseless", said Chandler. "By bikers", he added.
"How?" asked Piff.
"The same reason Sparky was beaten, because of the challenge…well his was because of Victini, but whatever", said Chandler. "Anyways, the real first contestant is one of the evil doers in the game."
Everyone perked up.
"Please let it be Mason, I want to kill him", said Static eagerly.
"Oh don't you worry about Mason, he's here, but you guys won't be hurting him, a special guest will", said Chandler. "After he's finished beating the crap out of Mason, then you guys can go."
"Okay", said Ray.
"Now, the first loser here is a green plant lady who only cares about herself it's….Carman!"
As the Roserade came out, instead of the guys staring at her with lust, they glared at her with hatred. She simply smiled at their response to her. She sat down in the chair as the other contestants continued glaring at her.
"So Carman, how do you feel?" asked Chandler.
"I feel great, thanks for having me", said Carman, showing no remorse for her past actions.
"Do you feel guilty about anything you've done?" asked Chandler.
"Nope", said Carman. "It was a game, we're not there to have fun and make friends, you're there to win. I feel that I was the only one that had my priorities straight."
"Well then, if you put it that way, then Mason had his priorities straight, too", said Monica.
"Yeah…and that's what I love about him", said Carman dreamily.
"Wait…you love Mason?" asked Frosty, shocked.
"Well, he's devious, evil,, he has the same goals as me, and he's not half bad looking", said Carman smiling.
"Oh Arceus that's it", said Dew bring one of his swords to his neck.
"NO!" yelled Morgan, smacking it from his paw.
"Seriously Dew, we don't need two suicidal people on this show", said M.P.S.
"Striker was suicidal, keyword: was", said Marie.
"Even so, that wasn't called for", said M.P.S.
"Carman, don't you have any remorse for the damage you've done?" asked Summer.
"No way, I was there to win and win only", said Carman. "I didn't care if I had to manipulate idiots into doing what I wanted."
Her former alliance members, as well as the guys she manipulated into voting with her, all glared at her.
"Oh please, you don't need to look at me like that, I wasn't as bad as Vile or Mason", said Carman.
"You were worse than me", said Vile. "I was straight with people, I have friends, but you don't all you have is your own devilish mind."
"Yeah…and I like that", said Carman maliciously.
"Okay, can we at least kill her?" asked Hope.
"I have a better idea", said M.P.S.
He charged an Ice Beam and shot it towards Carman, who was frozen solid in an instant.
"Great job Mamio", said Laxish.
"M.P.S."
"Alright since that bitch is on ice, let's move on to our next eliminated contestant. He's a game junkie with a lot of skill, it's Sonan!" announced Chandler.
The Bright Pokemon came bounding from backstage and did a flip into the chair. He turned to his parents, Jesse was trying to talking to Lila, but she kept ignoring him.
"Um…hey mom, hey dad", said Sonan, getting his parents' attention.
"Oh, hey son", said Jesse before turning his attention back to Lila.
"So Sonan, how did it feel to be one of the final five?" asked Chandler.
"Eh, it was okay, I was just glad that I made it further than last time", said Sonan. "I actually thought that I could win."
"Well, you probably would have, but Mason decided to get you out by hypnotizing him Darren and Striker."
"What?" asked Sonan confused. "Dang it! I'm gonna get him."
"You're gonna have to work your turn", said Phill. "We all wanna kill him."
"Hmm, cool", said Sonan.
"Now Sonan, how did you do all of those amazing things in the challenges?" asked Monica, who was starting to perk up little by little.
"Well, I can't really explain it, I just copied the stuff I did in videogames I've played", said Sonan.
"Wow…maybe I should become a game junkie", said Laxish, scratching his chin.
"Then you'd be give a new meaning to the Hunger Games", said Nero.
"Whatever", said Laxish. "You're just jealous that a baby bear got further than you."
"Quiet!"
"Okay, both of you be quiet", said Monica. "Sonan, why did you become a game junkie?"
"Well, I got a game in the mail back on the island and I got so addicted that I ended up getting eliminated", said Sonan.
"Oh yeah", said Skore. "I remember that, you were the first person out on that challenge."
"Yeah…being a game junkie has some advantages, but it also has a bunch of disadvantages", said Sonan.
"I can actually understand that", said Volante.
"Yeah", said Rapid.
"Well, thanks Sonan for your insightfulness", said Chandler.
Sonan didn't know what that meant, but he smiled. "Thanks."
When he sat by Lila, she nuzzled him happily.
"Mom that tickles", said the little psychic-type laughing.
Jesse chuckled and approached his son. "I'm proud of you Sonan, you made it further than your old man."
"Yeah, it felt good to outdo you at something", said Sonan laughing.
"Yeah, and your dad won't be doing anything with me after this is all over", said Lila.
Jesse sighed. "Lila, I love you, but you are taking this too far."
"What's going on?" asked Sonan.
"It's grown-up stuff", said Lila, trying to keep her son out of it.
"Another woman?" asked Sonan. "It's Solis isn't it."
Jesse was stunned. "How did you know about what we were talking about."
"It's easy, if your parents or other adults tell you that 'it's grown-up business' or 'you'll find out when you're older', it means they're talking about sex and affairs", said Sonan. "Dad hasn't had any affairs though."
"See! Even our son doesn't blame me for anything."
Sonan motioned for his dad to come towards him and he did. They started whispering.
"What did you do?" asked Sonan.
"Well son, I told your mother that I was attracted to Solis for a few minutes, but as soon as she got crazy, I stopped."
"Dad, you never tall a woman about how you feel about another woman", said Sonan, putting his arm to his own head. "That's how arguments and divorce happen."
"Yeah, you're right", said Jesse.
"I think you know what to do", said Sonan.
"Yeah, you're right", said Jesse, putting Sonan down.
Jesse took a deep breath and stepped towards Lila. He got down on one knee, causing the audience to cheer.
"Jesse, what are you doing?" asked Lila, shocked.
"Lila, will you…marry me?"
The audience cheered.
"Whoa, didn't see that coming", said Klavier.
Lila was stunned. She found herself moved to tears. She kissed Jesse, causing the audience to cheer even louder. She broke the kiss and looked at yes happily. "Yes…I will."
Everyone smiled at the now engaged couple, but now most of the other girls were looking at their boyfriends, who looked at each other nervously.
"Well dad, I meant that you could just apologize and tell her how you really feel…but what am I complaining about!?" yelled Sonan as he leapt into Lila's arms.
"That was beautiful", said Monica before smacking Chandler on the back of his head. "Why can't you be more like Jesse?"
"Ah crap", groaned Chandler. "Let's just move on. The next contestant is a clingy giraffe with love issues, it's…Farra!"
The long neck Pokemon came out from behind the curtains and sat in the chair.
"So…Farra, how are you?" asked Chandler.
"I'm fine…thanks", said Farra.
"So…why don't you tell us what happened. Why did you quit when you were so close?" asked Monica.
"Well, when we were doing the game show challenge-
"Game show challenge? Okay I'm seriously gonna kill Mason now", interrupted Sonan. "Sorry for interrupting."
"Well, Mew made me tell what my family and friends did after they found out I loved Striker", she said, holding back tears.
"Well…what did they do?" asked Flynn, earning an anvil to the head. "That's so old!"
"Stupid Flynn…" muttered Chandler. "But anyways, what was so bad that it caused you to quit?"
"Well, my friends and family disowned me and-" started Farra, "then I decided to be with Striker since he was the only one I had left."
The girls looked at her sympathetically, while the guys just kept listening.
"Then I realized what I've been doing to him and…I decided to quit because I thought that I would do something that I may regret again."
"So you quit to help the guy you love?" asked Marion.
Farra nodded.
"Well, sorry to burst your bubble Farra, but he's mine", said Annie folding her arms.
Farra sighed. "I didn't know at first, I'm sorry about that."
"Aw, it's alright, I'm just glad that we won't end up like Aura and Shine", said Annie.
"Annie, Shade and I are fine, this bitch decided to leave us alone", said Shine.
"I never said that", said Aura. "You're lying you pink whore."
"Who're you calling a whore?!" yelled Shine angrily.
"QUIET!" yelled Shade, making both girls whimper.
"Way to grow a pair Shade", said Draco.
"Shut up"
"Okay, everyone, it's the moment we've all been waiting for, it's the final loser of the aftermath. The douchebag dictator, the boisterous bastard, the atrocious asshole, it's….Mason!"
As soon as Chandler announced that, everyone perked up. Mason came out from behind the curtains, already injured from Farra's turn with him. He slowly sat in the chair and smiled.
"Hello bastard", said Monica.
"Hello to you to slut", replied Mason.
Chandler was about the hit him, but Monica stopped him and reminded him of their guest.
"Well Mason, we're gonna ask you a few questions-
"Just hurry up with them, I don't have to be here with these imbeciles, bastards, and whores", said Mason, making everyone growl.
"Can we please kill him now!" yelled Summer.
"No…as much as we want to watch him get ripped limb from limb, we have to keep him alive…for now", said Monica. "Now, why did you join the game?"
"The money and to find Ray so I could try to make him lose", said Mason
"Did you ever really care about us?" asked Monica.
"No, I pretty much hate all of you with one exception, Sola, and that's just because she's my sister", said Mason. "Everyone else can jump off of a cliff into helicopter blades for all I care."
Everyone was seething with rage, wanting to pounce on him and make him eat his words.
"What challenges did you cheat and sabotage in?" asked Monica.
"Almost all of them, I just wanted to get the idiots and threats out of my way", said Mason.
"Why did you play Vile?" asked Monica, making Vile scowl at them.
"She was a bitch. I needed her to be on my side so I could get out some of the losers before I turn on her. She was an idiot to think that anyone would actually fall for her."
Vile tried to hold in her tears, but failed. Hope had to comfort her to try to stop her from crying. Everyone started moving towards Mason with the plan of murder, but Monica and Chandler stopped them.
"Not yet, we're done with the questions, so now it's time for our guest to come out", said Monica. "Oh Flippy!"
A lime green bear wearing a soldier outfit came out and smiled. The contestants all glared at Monica and Chandler.
"Really? You're gonna let a cute little bear beat up Mason? That's gonna be like getting hit with a pillow!" shouted Vina.
"SHUT UP! YOU AREN'T GONNA DO SH*T!" yelled Mason.
"Oh yeah? Can someone do something that sounds like it's from a war?" asked Chandler.
"Um…okay", said Swift as he shot a bullet through the ceiling.
The sound of the bullet caused Flippy to stare. His irises turned yellow and his teeth turned jagged and sharp. He had a murderous smile on his face and turned to everyone. Monica and Chandler both used Protect on everyone…except Mason.
"Oh crap", said Mason as Fliqpy pounced on him.
Fliqpy started scratching and clawing Mason. He punched the ground, picked up a sharp piece of wood and began stabbing him. Blood came out like a river from his wounds.
"Okay, I think that's enough", said Chandler as h sent Fliqpy away.
"Alright, guys it's time to finish the job", said Monica smiling. She pushed the button on the side. "GAME TIME!"
"Does everyone have blunt object?" asked Chandler.
Everyone picked up a weapon. There were baseball bats, 2x4s, crowbars, and really almost everything that can kill you if you're hit hard enough.
"Does a gun count?" asked Swift.
"Yeah."
"Excellent."
"Got any more?" asked Static.
"Yeah, I have an AK-47", said Swift.
"Great, let me see that", said Static as Swift handed him the gun.
Mason was really scared, he was already bleeding rapidly, and now he was probably gonna die. The only one not holding a weapon was Kevin.
"Alright, the game is called Whack the Weakened Douchebag", said Monica, holding a rolling pin. "In this game, everyone wins…except the douchebag."
"YAY MASON'S GONNA DIE!" cheered Kevin as he started dancing.
"READY…SET…GO!"
"Mommy", whimpered Mason.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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There you go, the second to last chapter. Jesse and Lila are gonna get married…Mason's probably gonna die…it's so awesome. Well, I hope you enjoyed this final aftermath and the story and I will update as soon as I can with the grand finale of Total…Pokemon…ACTION!
"Okay, let me have a turn!" *runs towards Mason with a hammer*
AAAAHHHHHH!