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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the final four contestants participated in game show challenges. There were many upsets…many moving statements…and a big revelation. The games tested the contestants' brain power, as well as their skill. One of the questions had Mason reveal his entire plan and everything he has done so far. Darren and Striker, who were still in the games were shocked and immediately planned to eliminate him. In the final challenge, Darren and Striker teamed up and both got immunity. Mason was finally eliminated, and Farra decided to quit at the last second. We are down to the final two, and this last episode will be the biggest decider. Who will win Darren or Striker? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!

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Darren: Well, this is it. I never really thought I'd get this far. I should probably stop saying that…

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Striker: Wow…a shell made it to the final two. I thought I would be the first one out, but wow! I made it further than last season.

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Darren: Out of seventy-five competitors…I'm in the final two. I have to admit, I'm a bit nervous.

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Striker: Hopefully I'll win this thing…and I'm glad that it's Darren here and not Mason. Darren's a decent guy.

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Darren: I'm glad I'm going against Striker, he seems really confidence despite everything he's been through.

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Striker: Well, wish me luck.

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"Darren and Striker, please report to the lot immediately", shouted Mew through Blarey.

Darren and Striker hopped towards the lot, where they saw two sets of bleachers.

"Hello Darren and Striker and welcome to the final challenge of this series", said Mew. "It's funny; I never thought that the kind guy and the cocoon would make it this far, but you have. You have my respect."

"What's with the bleachers?" asked Darren.

"Well, like last season, we decided to let the eliminated contestants watch you guys", said Victini.

"Oh dear Arceus", groaned Striker.

"Yep", said Mew.

Mew used his Teleport to bring all of the eliminated contestants to the bleachers. Ded, Titan, Cramad, Anthony, Kai, Clash, Ray, Morgan, Static, Monica, Liksur, Annie, Krack, Sapphire, Swift, Piff, Skore, Laxish, M.P.S., Frosty, Phill, Dhaunt, Marion, Hope, Nero, Draco, Kojo, Vina, Volante, Farra, Rapid, Reta, Carman, Fez, Sabrina, and Freezeo sat on Striker's side, while Chandler, Connor, Hayden, Shine, Shade, Cano, Vixen, Demenio, Sola, Luna, Sparky, Summer, Leon, Vile, Marie, Flame, Klavier, Clay, Spike, Jet, Sally, Lassie, Flynn, Lila, Jesse, Sonan, Ebony, Ivory, Smash, Dew, Solis, Kevin, Aldon, Aura, and Mason were on Darren's side.

"Whoa, what happened to Mason?" asked Darren.

Mason was a mess, his fur had batches of blood and he was covered in bruises and cuts. He also had a long stitch along his chest. He had the knockout swirls in his eyes and he was on his back.

"Well, we decided to try to kill him, but we found out that Pokemon can't really die, just get knocked out for a long period of time…kinda like a coma", said Summer folding her arms.

"Oh, is that why he has a stitch across his chest?" asked Darren.

"No, we wanted to rip out his heart, but he doesn't really have one, it's just a blood sac that can't be removed", said Frosty.

"Aw…well at least you guys got your revenge", said Darren.

"Yeah, hold on, where are Spiro and Egridos?" asked Striker.

"Oh right, I forgot to tell you, Spiro's out of his coma", said Mew.

"GREAT!" said Striker

"But, he still can't come because the hospital wants to monitor him a while longer", said Victini. "As for Egridos, shockingly, he's in the final two on another island."

"If he wins, I am gonna kill somebody", said Mew.

Everyone looked at each other nervously.

"But enough chit chat, it's the series finale!"

"Now, you guys' challenge today will consist of six different challenges that you will face as you make your way around the lot. The first one to finish all of the challenges and make it back first wins…okay?"

"Yeah", said Striker.

"Okay", said Darren.

"Now, get to the starting line so you can begin", said Victini.

Striker and Darren went to the starting line and waited for their signal to go.

"Alright, ready…set…go!"

Striker and Darren took off running towards their first challenge. Everyone started cheering for them as they made it.

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Darren and Striker ran towards a sign that said number one. The sign was in front of an old building.

"Okay, this sign says that we have to find a key in order to unlock a couple of chests. The content will help you in the game", said Darren.

"Okay then, let's go", said Striker as he ran inside, with Darren behind him. "If we work together, we'll be done faster."

"Phew, I'm glad we aren't really in a competition with each other", said Darren. "We can work together and split the money", said Darren smiling.

"Yeah man, let's…just hope that Mew and Victini don't steal it so they can torture us more", said Striker as he climbed the stairs.

"Okay Striker, tell me if you find them", said Darren as he waited at the foot of the stairs.

"Why can't you come up?" asked Striker.

"I can't jump so far up to climb the stairs…that and if I try to climb just using my fins, my blubber will pull me back down", explained Darren sheepishly.

Striker chuckled at this and started searching the upper level. He looked it the first room and found one key.

"Awesome, now I need to find Darren's", said Striker as he hopped out of the room. He went into the next room and didn't find anything.

"Damn it", said Striker as he went back out.

"Hey Striker, did you find one yet?" asked Darren from downstairs.

"Yeah, I found one", said Striker. "I'm trying to find the other one."

"Okay!" Darren said back.

Striker hopped into the last room and saw something shining under a book on the ground.

"Wow, that was the worst hiding place ever", said Striker laughing as he picked up the key.

As he hopped back out of the room, the floor under him gave away and he plummeted to the bottom level, causing a crash. Darren, hearing the crash, immediately ran into the room he heard it come from. He ran inside and saw that Striker had fallen into a now broken dish case. Glass was everywhere, and as Darren shifted through the glass, he noticed something moving. Upon revealing what it was, he sighed in relief.

Striker rose up from the glass miraculously unharmed with the keys still around his neck.

"Thank Arceus you're alright", said Darren, picking him out from out of the glass.

"Don't worry about it, this shell protects me from stuff like that, although I feel a bit sore now", said Striker laughing it off. "Let's go."

The two of them came out together and opened their chests. They both got pistols for some reason.

"What the heck?" asked Darren.

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"How are they doing?" asked Farra.

"They're working together…" said Mew as two figures approached them. "Xerneas….Yveltal, what took you guys so long?"

"Nothing, we just wanted to take our time", said Yveltal.

"Why? It's our finale!" said Victini.

"We were planning on doing on own show remember", said Xerneas.

Mew and Victini sighed.

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Darren and Striker were making their way to the second sign.

"What does it say?" asked Striker.

"Now that you have your guns, trek into this maze and be wary. There are robots inside that will attempt to take you out of the maze, making you start over", said Darren. "The only way to stop them is by shooting them. Your gun only works in you yell 'bullsh*t'."

"Seriously?" asked Striker. "I can't even hold a gun, I have no arms."

"Don't worry, you can ride on my back until we make it out", said Darren smiling.

"Thanks", said Striker as he hopped on Darren's back. "Onwards to adventure!"

Darren chuckled lightly and entered the maze, gun in fin. As he turned the first corner, he immediately saw a robot heading towards them.

"BULLSH*T!" yelled Darren as the gun began firing, destroying the robot.

"Whoa, does this thing have unlimited bullets or something?" asked Darren. "That was twenty-one shots in a row."

"Don't ask questions my friends, nothing really makes sense in this game", said Striker. "Let's just keep going."

As they ventured through the maze, they were met with twenty other robots during their trek. Darren started yelling bullsh*t in the whole maze as there was a ton of robots inside. When they finally made it out, Darren was exhausted.

Darren flopped on the ground.

"Great job Darren", said Striker, getting off of his back.

"Thanks-AAAHHH!" yelled Darren as he felt something grab his tail.

He flipped onto his back and saw a robot pulling him back into the maze. He quickly grabbed the gon and pointed it at it. "BULLSH*T!"

The gun fired and the robot was destroyed. Darren quickly got up and started panting. He looked around and saw that Striker was gone.

Darren sighed as he started to head towards the next challenge.

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Striker was on an icy ground, trying to get back to the start. He saw Darren come up to him panting.

"Why'd you leave me there?" asked Darren, out of breath.

"I didn't, I thought you were behind me so I went ahead. I tried to stop, but I ended up slipping on this ice", explained Striker.

Darren read the sign in front of the icy ground. "Score three goals in any three of the sports to move on."

"I hate sports", said Striker struggling to keep his balance.

Darren went to the icy ground next to Striker's and pressed a button. A basketball net appeared on the ice and a basketball arose from the bottom.

"Whoa", said Striker. He eyed his button and headbutted it. Instead of basketball however, a hockey net and puck appeared.

"Oh, this is easy", said Striker. He slid across the ice and headbutted the puck, earning him his first goal.

In an instant, the net and puck disappeared and were replaced by a soccer ball and net.

"Wow, this isn't hard at all", said Striker. He slid across the ice once again, but he missed and ended up getting in the goal.

The goal, with Striker still in it, was replaced by a basketball hoop, with Striker already being at the top of it. He fell into the net and fell onto the ice. The ice melted and allowed him to continue. As he approached the end, he was met by Darren, who was already there, waiting for him.

"What the-" asked Striker.

"Ice is my element", said Darren. "That, and water."

Striker sighed.

"Come on", said Darren as he went away.

Striker went after him as they went to their next challenge.

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"They must be getting killed by those robots or something right?" asked Yveltal.

"Probably so", said Mew.

"What is with you legendaries and wanting to see others in pain?" asked Phill.

"None of your business", said Mew.

Everyone groaned as they continued to wait for the two finalists to come.

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Darren and Striker were now at the fourth sign. "Battle Groudon-oh come on!"

Groudon rose from the ground and roared out, alerting the other contestants. "What the, they made it to Groudon?" asked Victini. "Those two must really have skills."

"Sorry fellas, but your challenges stop h-" Groudon was cut off by Darren using Blizzard to freeze him solid.

Darren and Striker simply walked past him and onto the next challenge.

Darren and Striker began walking around the lot, looking for the fifth challenge. They were looking everywhere, but they couldn't find it.

"Man, I'm getting winded", said Darren, panting.

"Really?" asked Striker, confused.

"Yeah, we've been searching this lot for twenty minutes", said Darren.

"Yeah, I guess we should take a break", said Striker as he looked around. He saw something that resembles a sign in the distance and headed towards it. He looked at the sign and it said challenge five.

"Darren, I found it!"

"Crap", said Darren as h got up and headed towards him.

"Challenge five, steal a leprechaun's pot of gold? Okay seriously what the f*** is up with these challenges?" asked Striker.

"I don't know, but I'm not about to waste my time anymore, it's almost….5:00 PM and my blubber is slowing me down", he said panting. "Goodnight everybody."

He fell to the ground.

"Darren, come on, what would Sea Sea and Aquamarine say if you didn't win because you were too lazy or something?"

"I wouldn't care, guys are naturally lazy", said Darren.

"Darren…come on, you can't quit", said Striker.

Darren sighed and got back up. "You're right, I'm not a quitter. I may be tired…but I'll still go, even if I don't win."

"That's the spirit!" said Striker. "Now let's go find that-OW!"

Something landed on his head. He was a little shaken, but he soon snapped out it. The object that landed on his head was shocking. It was the pot of gold!

"Where did this come from?" asked Darren.

"Dude, nothing makes sense in this game, let's just go", said Striker. "We already found the gold."

"Okay then, let's go find the last sign", said Darren.

They continued walking straight through the lot and eventually found the final sign.

"Congratulations, you made it, now….RUN TO THE FINISH!"

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Striker.

"We run!" yelled Darren as he and Striker started racing towards the finish.

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"Wait…I think I see something-", said Frosty. "It's them…and Striker's in the lead!"

"Yes, come on buddy!" yelled Skore.

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"Well Darren, this has been fun", said Striker.

"Yeah, I'm glad that we got this far", said Darren.

"Yeah, me too", said Striker. "We still splitting the money?"

"Yeah", said Striker.

"Great, I'm just glad that you'll be able to feel GGOOOOOO-!" Darren couldn't finish his sentence as he bounced onto a land mine, launching him into the air.

"OH CRAP DARREN!

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"Why'd Striker stop?" asked Piff.

"And where'd Darren go?" asked Klavier.

Suddenly, Ded heard a faint noise. "Do you guys hear that?"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!" Darren slammed into the ground in front of them hard, he wasn't seriously injured, as his blubber cushioned some of the blow.

"DARREN CONGRATULATIONS!" announced Mew. "YOU'VE JUST WON TOTAL POKEMON ACTION!"

Everyone cheered for Darren as Striker came up. "Striker!" cheered Annie as she hugged him.

"What happened?" asked Striker.

"Darren fell from the sky somehow and won", said Annie, depressed.

Instead of being upset, Striker smiled and hopped up to him. "Hey Darren", said Striker.

"Oh hey Striker, I'm sorry about winning, I didn't try to."

"Ah, don't worry about it, you've earned it", said Striker.

"Aw come here!" shouted Darren as he hugged Striker.

"Well, that's it…Darren's won, so you guys can-"

"Uh-uh, I have a surprise!" said Clay with his creepy smile still on his face. He brought out a box covered up with a sheet.

"Oh yeah, what is it?" asked Hayden?

Clay uncovered it, revealing it to be a bomb.

"What the-"

Clay's creepy smile turned into an evil smile. "Now, let's make this a killer finale!"

"No, no, no!" everyone yelled as Clay pushed the plunger down, causing a huge explosion in the lot.

Everything was destroyed and everyone was knocked out and covered in soot.

"AWESOME!" cheered Clay.

Mew and Victini got up, both covered in soot. "There ya have it, Darren won…but now we're both out of a job."

"I don't care, I'll just go stay with Jirachi", said Victini as he disappeared.

"Ugh…I might as well get these kids home", said Mew as he used teleport to send them all away. "I might as well go live with Celebi, she's my girlfriend anyway. Thanks for watching folks."

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Well, there you have it! Darren has won! Clay was actually a nutcase all along….huh. Well I hope you all enjoyed this show and be sure to review. Thanks for reading!