DISCLAIMER: Don't hate me. I know that it's taken FOREVER to update and I am sorry. I just want to let you know that I haven't died or given up on the story. I really hope that you guys haven't given up but you probably have…I'm sad. I don't know why it took me so long! I've been busy and all, but it was mostly because I couldn't find the will to actually get started on this. Again I am sorry.
"Z-z-zombie? Where?" Tamaki screamed as he hit the floor.
"Tamaki! What on earth are you doing here?" Mercy yelled.
"Well you wouldn't let me come over, so I had to follow you here! Oh, umm...Speaking of which, where are we?" Tamaki said completely oblivious to the fury surrounding Mercy.
"We are, ummm. We are-" Suddenly Faith and Hikaru interrupted her by busted through the door, into the room and tumbled onto the floor.
"Ha! Told you we could break it down if we hit it hard enough." Faith said, shaking herself off.
"What's going on here?" Tamaki said glowing. Kaoru and Faith straightened up; startled.
"Tamaki!" Faith squeaked in shock and terror.
"What's going on here? Why are you here in such a…such a…..cute KITTY OUTFIT!" Tamaki burst running up to her and holding her tight.
"AHHH! Hey, let GO!" Faith yelled in protest.
"Where were you guys?" Mercy asked Kaoru.
"Sorry, we got stuck in the bathroom." Kaoru apologized meekly.
"Are you okay?" Hikaru asked, watching his brother with worried eyes.
"Ya, I'm fine." Kaoru smiled sweetly.
"Not to interrupt your moment, but I think someone should probably help Faith." Mercy said, pointing. Tamaki had gotten a hold of Faiths leash and pulled her into his steel grip.
"Help!" She screamed, clawing herself away from him.
"Don't be like that! Daddy loves you!" Tamaki said as he tackled her to the ground.
"Arg! You're not my father!" Faith screamed.
"I am your father." Tamaki cried.
"Ha! And I suppose you think your Darth Vader know too!" Faith screamed as she pushed his face away.
"I think Tamaki's the one that needs help." Hikaru mumbled as the rest of them nodded their heads in agreement.
(10 minutes later)
"You didn't have to punch me so hard!" Tamaki pouted.
"Ya, and why on earth did you hit us too? We were trying to help you!" The twins exclaimed holing the huge bumps on their heads.
"Sorry, but you shouldn't have gotten in my way." Said Faith smugly as she stretched out her arm.
"Even I know not to mess with her when she gets in the zone." Mercy shrugged off.
"Instead you sit there eating popcorn as you watch us get beat." The twins grouched.
"Come on. You don't need to be so mean to me! I promise that I'll make you guys happy!" Tamaki begged.
"Why? Are you going to leave?" Asked Mercy seriously. Tamaki fell to the floor and the twins did nothing.
"You know, you guys are mean. When you finally get to know me, you'll like me ten times better I guarantee." Tamaki huffed.
"You do know that ten times zero is still zero right?" Mercy said, raising an eyebrow. Tamaki shrank to the floor.
"You guys really are mean." He said in horror. The twins laughed, adding to Tamaki's dismay.
"Nobody cares about me." Tamaki sniffled.
"If you think nobody cares, try forgetting to pay your bills." Faith huffed. She got blank stares from both Tamaki and the twins.
"What are bills?" They asked. Mercy and Faith looked at each other with worried glances.
"You don't know what bills are? Why am i not surprised." Mercy sighed.
"Do you least know what a bank is?" Faith asked worried.
"No. What is it?"
"A bank is a place where you-" Mercy elbowed Faith, cutting her off.
"A bank is a place that lends you money…as long as you can prove that you don't need it." Mercy huffed in agitation. They continued to stare at her blankly.
"Okay, this has been fun and all but I think it's time for you to go now." Faith laughed nervously.
"No way, you'll have to kill us first."
"I am willing to do that." Said Faith with all seriousness. The twins shrank back.
"Well, then at least Tamaki has to go home then." Faith complained.
"No way! I would never leave you two with these pervs." Tamaki said proudly.
"No offence, but I think that you're the perv." Muttered Faith.
"W-why would you say that!" Tamaki wept.
"You followed us here, broke in and promised to make us 'very happy' if we let you stay. Does that not scream pervert?"
"N-no! I didn't mean it like that!" Tamaki cried.
"You say your not a perv? Lets test it then, shall we?" Mercy cleared her throat.
"How?" Tamaki asked.
"With three steps."
"Okay."
"Step one: Take a deep breath."
"Haaaahp"
"Step two: Hold it in."
"Mmmmhmm"
"Step three: Breath out if you're a pervert who fantasized about girls in their bathing suits." After 1 minute, Tamaki turned red, blue, and all the shades of a randow until-
"Ahhhaaahhaaahhaha" Tamaki panted.
"That proves it." Mercy said.
"You're a pervert." Faith finished.
"T-that's not Fair! Come on!" Tamaki panicked. "Give me another chance! I can do it this time!"
(After many attempts and fails on Tamaki's part)
"So he finally passed out?" Asked Faith as she poked him with a toothbrush.
"What do you expect? He did hold his breath for five minutes." Hikaru said.
"That just proves he's a pervert and an idiot." Mercy muttered. They sat in pure awkwardness when all of a sudden, like a timed alarm, all their stomachs grumbled.
"Do you have any food, or do you just eat the bugs that collect in the corners?" Asked Hikaru.
"Both. We have food, but it's probably mostly made up of the bugs that collect in and on the food. You don't want to know how many times I fix something only to realize that there's a bug in it…..only after I ate it." Faith shuttered.
"That is absolutely horrifying." Hikaru said. His brother gave him a warning look when Mercy waved him off.
"Hey, don't blame us. You're the ones who wanted to come here in the first place." She said casually.
"And I'm glade we did. How long have you lived like this? It can't be healthy." Kaoru said, concerned.
"It's not that bad. It's better than most of the places we've lived." Mercy sighed.
"Mercy." Faith whispered.
"What? They are already here. There's no point in trying to hide it anymore."
"But I don't want to leave…." Faith trailed off.
"What do you mean?" Kaoru asked. "Why would you have to leave?"
"You don't expect us to stay, do you? You know our 'secret' so there's no point in staying. As soon as you tell someone, we'll be taken away anyway. Might as well escape now before you turn us in." Mercy said with a cold tone.
"You don't really think we would do that, do you?" Hikaru asked.
"It's not like it hasn't happened before." Faith sighed. They all stared at each other for a moment when Kaoru suddenly remembered.
"Wait. When you found out about Haruhi, you said something about not wanting us to think that your one to 'kick her out of her home.' You were all worked up because that's what happened to you; isn't it?" Kaoru asked quietly.
"Kicked out, dragged out, chased out, blah blah." Faith said, rolling her eyes.
"Look, don't worry okay? I know you don't like us so just be patient because soon we will be gone." Mercy sighed strongly.
"Gone?" The twins asked, letting it sink in.
"Like we never came here in the first place."
AUTHORS NOTE: Okay, I promise to update better. This weekend is going to be longer than usual so I will try to find time to update. I love you and I hope I'm not some freak because I am talking (writing) to myself since I took so long to update and chased everyone away. Still, I shall have hope till the very end! (Keep in mind, through all this seriousness, Faith is still wearing the kitty dress.)