Baldrick's Navel

by JeffChef

All Blackadder fans should know how Baldrick's Magnificent Octopus will go. (Technically written by Mr S. Baldrick, MP of Donny-on-the-wold, dogsbody to the butler of the Prince Regent in the late 1700's)

Once upon a time, there was a lovely little Sausage called Baldrick.

And he lived happily ever after.

The End