Chapter two!(yes it will be longer)
Still Stan's P.O.V
After a little while I had started to calm down. " okay Stan do you think you are ready to leave hear and go to the the nurses office? Garrison will only excuse me for so long you know." Kyle said to me. I nodded and we left. When we got there I froze up remembering my phobia like fear of anything relating to doctors. "Its fine dude" Kyle told me. "N-no its not Kyle!"i snapped. I turned around "sorry dude" I said. "Its fine. I know how much you hate these kinds of things" I gave him a small smile. I turn back and try to go in…only to find it locked with a sign saying "out today. If its bad enough to go home go to the front office". "What! The! Fuck!" We both yell. "She cant be gone with no replacement" Kyle begins to rant "what if someone had gotten savory injured?!" The rest of his rant was lost as I felt a lurch. "Kyle I think I am going to throw up again" I mumble. "That stupid bitc…wait what did u say" Kyle said. "I said I think I am going to throw up again!" I yell. "Run!" Kyle yells. I do. I start to sprint down the halls and CRASH I run into Craig who flips me off "watch where your going dipshit! Wait Stan is that you?". I nod and lose the battle and vomit all over the floor. "Wow I guess you really are sick arnt you ." Craig says " why aren't you at the nurses office?"
"Because that stupid motherfucking cunt.." Kyle starts "wasn't in today and said if its bad to go to the main office" I finish not in the mood for one of Kyle's rants. "Well get going then" Craig orders . As we make our way across the school to the office walks up "boys there is an assembly right now m'kay and its mandatory m'kay". " but Stan here…" Kyle starts. "If you don't go I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH! M'KAY?! I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH AND ASS! M'KAY?!" screams. "Whats up his pussy" I mumbled to Kyle after he left.
The assembly was on swearing "it's bad m'kay and its easy to stop m'kay. Its easy m'kay." Mr. Mackey droned on "Kyle I don't know if I can get through this damn thing without throwing up" I whine. " try dude" A FEW MINUTES LATER "Kyle" "what Stan" "I think I am going to fucken throw up again" "try not to" "seriously dude!" "Okay let's see if we can try to get out of here or at least to a trash can or something. As we git moving " I see one right over there Stan" " I wont make it" "how do you know" "because I will throw up riiigghhhttt now" I say then vomit all over the stairs. " Goddanm it Stanley! I thought you would go home." Mr. Garrison said because he was closest to where we where. We have to explain our (odd) story. After that Mr. Garrison wrote us a pass so we could go to the office. And finally we got to the office and I called my mom
"Mom?"
"Yes hun"
"Can you come pick me up, I threw up a lot today"
"I am sorry son I can't. Can you have your little friend Kyle walk you home and stay with you tell then?"
"I don't know I will call you back in a few minutes" I explain the plan to Kyle. "Sounds good to me but I have to call my mom fist"
"Mom"
"What is it Kyle"
"This man sound a little bit odd to you but listen. So Stan got really sick today and his mom can't pick him up and was wondering if I could walk him home and watch him tell she gets home"
"I will have to call Sharon and make shore this is for real". A FEW MINUTES LATER
Ring Ring
"Hello"
"Yes Kyle you can"
"Thanks mom"
"Stan I can!" Kyle tells me. "Let's get going! All I want to do is go home and sleep." I say. And so we set off on our nobel quest to the Marsh household. After a few minutes of walking… "Kyle I have to take a shit" I say kind of embarrassed. "Ok I don't know where we can stop though other than wall-mart ". " I am so desperate for a crap right now I will even go in wall-mart" I say trying not to crap my pants. " can you want the 10 minute walk there?" "Yes" thank god our school is so close to the damn place. I run in side with Kyle kind of following at a slower place. I run in get to a stall and my ass explodes. After about ½ an hour I come out. Only to run back in to throw up. Its going to be a looonnnggg day
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Ps I am on an iPod typing this so that's why this an't bold