The Real Haruhi
Collab between: yoyowezy and Hita-Chan
Disclaimer: We don't own anything but this fanfic! And the main plot actually belongs to yoyowezy.

Ritsu and Haruhi got off of the motorcycle having reached his syndicate already. Walking down the path with servants on either side they sent worried looks at each other. Once inside Haruhi took a little disc out of her sleeve. She pressed a button and it turned into a platform. Haruhi stepped onto the platform and said "MB." Suddenly a white light enveloped her as she filled out in all the right places and her hair grew to her mid-calf. She wore a black cloak and a red tube top. Along with black leather pants and red pumps. The light faded as she stepped off the platform. Then it turned back into its disk form. She picked it up and placed it into the only place she could, her tube top. "Let's talk." She said.

"Did you transform in front of them?" he asked

"Of course not. That's like inviting them to their death."

"Good. Make sure you never do."

"I can't make any promises. They saw what happened in the club along with others. I'll be interrogated. By the club, teachers, and ladies."

"I'll deal with the teachers and the customers. You just need to keep the host club at bay."

"Ritsu what are you planning?"

"You'll find out sooner or later." He said then kissed her gently on her forehead.

"You sound awfully suspicious." She smiled before returning his soft kiss with her own on his lips.
"Don't worry Madam. I'll protect you and my plan will ensure that I do just that." He said smiling.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Madam, we need to discuss something important." Ritsu's father, Hiro said.

"Of course." She replied as she walked over to Hiro. Madam followed Hiro into a room with cushions and a small table with freshly poured tea.

"Have a seat," he stated, sitting down himself, Haruhi followed in suit and sipped her tea, "I heard they found you."

"Yeah at school. I got out of there safely thanks to you and Ritsu, sir," she shrugged in response.

"I'm glad we helped you out but I think it's safer to go to a different school."

"Excuse me?"

"They know where you are. There's no doubt that they're going to make a move soon."

"Sir with all due respect I'm going to have to refuse."

"Madam, do you understand what I'm saying?"

"I understand perfectly but I worked too hard to get into that school. Not to mention I'm in debt to the host club. If I don't pay them back by being a host then they'll make me repay them with a cruel and unusual punishment. I can't back out now. I need to finish what I started."

"I understand. But we need to ensure your safety. You're too important. I'll send some of my men to keep an eye on you."

"To have the Yakuza following me around school isn't such a good idea. Ritsu will watch over me from the inside while our men scan the perimeter. How's that sound?"

"Good. I'll send 25 and you'll send 25. Deal?"

"Deal."

"I'll gather my men while you gather yours. This discussion is now over." Hiro said as he stood and left. Madam doing the same. She reverted back into her school uniform before putting the helmet Ritsu gave and riding away on his motorcycle. 'I hope everything will be alright. I really don't want to drag the host club into my fight.' Haruhi thought on here way to her apartment.

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