If I owned the Sonic the Universe, it would look something like this fanfiction.

The first week of school was over and the weekend was finally here. Amy told her cousin that her new friends wanted to show her around town and asked if it was okay. Ecstatic that his little cousin made friends, Rob gave his permission as long as she returned at a reasonable time.

News of the girls' hang out date came to the boys and Sonic refused to be left out of the loop. So it was unanimous. Everyone was going to show Amy their favorite shops and hang out spots around Station Square.

The final bell rang and all of the students ran out of the school ground to start the weekend. However, Amy and the others had to wait an hour longer for Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles to finish their detention. Once that was over, Sonic led Amy and the group to their first stop.

Three blocks away was the Square Chao Park. It had plenty of trees and benches and a walking path from Mobians to walk their Chaos. Thankfully, this park wasn't limited to only those who owned Chaos. It was adjacent to a skate park were adolescents and other skaters could go and chill out.

Juile-Su and Ash took their skateboards and started to grind on the rails. The skate park was filled with other skaters, so the rest of the group opted to relax on the grass. Amy noticed a hot dog stand and asked anyone if they wanted anything to eat. Shadow was reminded that fact that he hadn't eaten lunch so he decided to accompany Rose.

Once the two left, Knuckles's keen eyes caught something magenta in the distance. He turned his head to see a magenta hedgehog with wild pink hair and bright green eyes. The hedgehog was wearing a purple tank top, jean shorts and pink high tops. She seemed to be deeply engaged in a conversation with an older orange tiger.

Knuckles looked from the magenta hedgehog to Sonic and back to her. "Uh oh…"

Tails heard Knuckles and gasped as he turned in the direction of Knuckles's face. Knuckles shook his head at Tails as his eyes glanced briefly at Sonic. Tails caught on the silent request and nodded his head.

However, Mina already saw the female hedgehog, but failed to read the atmosphere.

"Hey isn't that Sonia?"

"WHAT?!" Sonic shot up from relaxing on the ground and turned in the direction where Mina was pointing. He pushed his friends aside as he raced toward his little sister. Juile-Su, Ash, Shadow and Amy managed to rejoin the group in time to see Sonic tackle an orange tiger to the ground.

Amy did a spit-take from the soda she was drinking while the others watched in amusement.

Sonic grabbed the tiger by his collar and started shaking him. "Who the hell are you?! What do you think you're doing to my kid sister?!"

"SONIC! STOP IT!"

Sonic put the tiger in a headlock. "How old are you?! Do you know my sister is in middle school!?"

The tiger managed to choke out an "I'm sorry" as his air supply was suddenly dwindling. Sonia managed to pry her big brother away from her date, only to have the tiger run away in tears.

"That's right! You better run away! AND I BETTER NOT CATCH YOU AROUND MY SISTER AGAIN!"

Sonic pushed himself away from Sonia's gripped and faced his little sister. "Sonic, like, what the fuck?!"

Sonic slapped his sister upside her head. "Don't use that language with me! What the hell do you think you're doing? That guy looked like he was in college!"

"He IS in college! He's my mentor! And he was taking me out for frozen yogurt!" She screamed.

"Well he could have taken advantage of you seeing as you're dressed like a trollop!"

Overhearing the siblings screaming, Tails raised his eyebrows impressed. "I didn't know Sonic knew what 'trollop' meant."

"It's hot! Do you want me to die of heat stroke?!"

"You could've at least dressed decently!"

"Well, you could've at least stopped being such a fucking asshole!"

"That's it." He pulled on her ear and dragged her toward his group of friends. All the while, Sonia was screaming for him to let go. Sonic let go of her, dug into his backpack for his blue hoodie and forced it on his sister. "From now on, I better not catch you without wearing this hoodie!"

The siblings started to fight, but Sonic easily overpowered his sister and pushed the hoodie over her head.

"How would you know if I'm wearing it or not? You haven't been home in, like, two months!" She countered.

"I got eyes on every corner of this city! So if I find out you've been hanging around some college asshole dressing like some cheap-ass slut, you're going to WISH I never come home for the rest of your life!" Sonic threatened.

This was a new side to Sonic the Hedgehog Amy never thought she would see; over-protective and irrational big brother. She remembered him mentioning that he has two siblings, but she never imagined he would be so—wait did Sonia just said that Sonic hasn't been home for months?!

Sonia huffed as she stood up and kicked her brother on the shin. Sonic fell to the ground clutching his injured leg while crying in pain.

"You're such a jerk!" Sonia screamed while stomping away from her brother.

"You'll thank me one day, you little brat!" Sonic shouted back.

The group circled around the defeated blue hedgehog. Knuckles smirked.

"And the 'Big Brother of the Year Award' goes to…"

"Fuck off…" Sonic groaned.

First Sally, now his sister, I think that's enough Sonic abuse for now. In this ficiton, there will be some drama within each of these characters. You'll see pieces within each chapter, but can you guess what's wrong with our main cast at this point?

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