(Chapter 3.
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On to number three.
Salt.
Now you may be wondering what salt has to do with hunting.
Yeah 'cause you're not going to be eating the monsters. Well now that I think about it…
Dean! Argg, that gross. I think that would be border-line cannibalism.
Sam, they're monsters, not humans.
Most monsters we hunt are humans as well, like vampires, werewolves… Not to mention the whole moral thing. Also if you do eat them you may be subject to becoming a Wendigo.
Sam, a Wendigo eats humans, not monsters.
Dean, we do NOT eat monsters! Anyway, back to salt. Keep salt on you at all times.
In your new Jeep, Trailblazer, Impala, whatever vehicle you have. Keep it in there. Keep it by your bed in case a ghost pops up when you're trying to sleep, and keep it in your living room, bathroom, kitchen.
Ok, Dean I think they got the point. Keep salt on you. The reason why is-
Come on Sam, no one cares about the reason why.
I'm going to tell them anyway Dean. Most people don't like doing something unless they are told why, and most people are disbelieving that salt can protect them.
Fine geek boy.
Thank you.
You're welcome?
Oh boy, I wasn't saying thank you for you calling me geek boy. I was saying thank you for letting me talk. Now, salt is a pure substance and because of that it repels evil. Now, not all things that are pure repel evil. Sugar, for example, will do nothing against a ghost or demon.
It also absorbs negative energy. But if a ghost really wants to get to you all it needs to do is make a strong wind, and bye-bye salt lines. That's why I had the ingenious idea of putting rock-salt into shot-gun shells and firing them at the things.
That really was quite a brilliant idea Dean.
Thank you Sammy, I'll be signing autographs later.
Tell him one thing and it goes to his head.
Does not.
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