(Chapter 5.
I don't own Supernatural.
Thank you to LilyBolt, A Guest, Crowley'sMooseSquirrel'sAngel, and Nikki Ross for your reviews on chapter 4.
Thank you also to LilyBolt for looking this over for me.)
Rule number five.
How to tell a convincing lie.
This one is really important. I mean it. If you can't tell a good convincing lie then forget about becoming a hunter.
It also helps if you have a problem with authority figures like police, teachers, doctors, parents-
Not going to go there Dean. Anyway, I'm going to say this right now; it's not ok to lie, but in our line of work, you need to lie sometimes to get the information you need.
Yeah, and when you tell your lie do a little bit of research on the place, company, or whatever so it will be convincing. You don't want to walk up to a nurse in a hospital and say you're a bikini inspector.
Dean, you did that to me in Fitchburg.
And it was awesome. Anyway lying about being someone's family member gives you a little bit of wiggle room. You can say that you're someone who they have not seen in a while, or you may have had a falling out with or something. You want to sound confident and act like you know what you're talking about even if you don't.
Yeah, because nothing lets people know you're lying more than the wrong information or not remembering the lie you started with. Oh, and if you're pretending to be FBI or something, have the badges and suits to back you up.
Sam's right. It wouldn't hurt to have someone who can back you up further as well if need be. We have Bobby who pretends to be an assistant director of the FBI for us and other hunters when we need it. So get someone who can be your CDC, FBI, whatever backup you need.
Thank God for Bobby. I don't know what we'd do without him.
Go crazy. Well, crazier then we are now.
You're weird.
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