Hook, Revenge, and Baited

Author: GleekShip

Spoilers: Up until Season 2 There will be aspects from each. And Puck and Quinn never slept together, she was never pregnant.

Summary: Santana wants revenge on Puck. She enlists the help of Kurt in this delicious, sexy plot.

Pairings: Puck/Kurt

Hook, Revenge, and Baited

"I can't do this." Kurt whispers as he shakes his head.

Santana glares him down as she pushes him back into the shower stall.

"You can and you will. I want revenge and so do you." She steps up in front of his face. "You're also getting to suck Puckerman off. A bonus. So don't go complaining when you're getting the better part of this deal." Santana says, her voice full of venom, as she holds a finger up in front of his face.

"But Santana." Kurt let's out a frustrated sigh. "I've never given a blow job."

"So."

"So?" Kurt runs his hand through his hair. "Puck will know that I'm not one of his precious Cheerios. He'll know that it's my first blow job."

Santana sighs as she places a hand on Kurt's shoulder. "Calm down. He won't know." Santana squeezes his should gently, encouragingly. "You've practiced giving head before right?"

Kurt shakes his head, knowing that she'd say something like that. "On Popsicles and bananas."

"Then you should have no problem. Except that his cock will be a lot hotter." She smirks to herself. "And so much bigger."

Kurt sighs and leans back against the wall. "What if he grabs my hair?"

"We'll say that the girl has her hair up." Santana offers a quick solution.

"He'll be able to tell that there's not a pony tail." Kurt points out, tired of this argument.

Santana throws her hands up. "We'll tie his hands behind his back then."

Kurt clenches his teeth, trying not to yell at the fuming girl "Won't he realize something's wrong then?"

Santana scoffs. "He won't. He's into that kinky crap. Bondage and stuff. If anything, he'll be harder and come faster."

Kurt sighs and runs his fingers through his hair before looking up the Latina. "There's no way you're going to let me out of this is there?"

She folds her arms against her chest and smirks at him. "Nope."

Kurt lets out a nervous chuckle. "Good then, but only because I'm out of excuses."

Santana smiles and gives him a quick peck on his cheek. "Now stay here. I'll come get you once Puckerman's tied up."


Puck steps into the locker room and is immediately swarmed by the fawning Cheerios.

"Hello ladies. Are you all here to assist Puckzilla?" Puck asks with his sexy grin, wanting to help the process.

Santana sways her hips as she approaches Puck. She taps two Cheerio's shoulders and they move out of her way so she can step up to Puck.

"We're all here to assist the Puckzilla. Shall we?" She adds as she holds her hand out to the room.

Puck nods and smirks before walking further into the room, two Cheerios quickly attaching themselves to his muscled arms. He turns back to look at Santana, but then he is suddenly yanked down into the chair placed between the two sets of lockers.

"Take a seat Puckzilla." Santana says with a smirk as she stands back.

Puck smirks as one of the Cheerio girls leans down and removes his shirt. Another Cheerio carefully unzips his jeans while two other Cheerios each take a pant leg and slips his pants off, showing off his commando ways.

Puck smirks as his limp cock smacks down against his leg. "Enjoy ladies."

Santana smirks at him and snaps her fingers. One of the Cheerios reaches between her breasts and pulls out a scarf.

"I don't remember being tied up as being part of the deal." Puck looks to Santana as the Cheerio girl with the scarf takes the scarf and ties Puck's hands behind his back.

Santana smirks as she spread her legs and sinks down on Puck's lap. "We don't want you to know who is who. By feeling our hair, our reaching down to touch our breasts." Santana leans down and puts her lips to his ear. "Are you ready for the fun to begin?"

Puck gulps and quickly nods. His cocky mask slips for a second.

"Bring it." He smiles.

The last thing Puck sees is Santana putting a blind fold on him.

"I'm going to take the girls out and send one back in. See you soon." She whispers.


"Strip." Santana whispers when she reaches the pale boy.

"Are you nuts?" Kurt yell-whispers.

"No. There's more to this plan and I need you naked. Also, do you mind having your cock showed on film?" She adds in an afterthought, a small devious smile on her face.

Kurt does a double take. "Wait, what?"

"Yeah. Don't worry, it won't be incriminating. To you at least." She adds with a smirk.

Kurt narrows his eyes at her. "Fine." Kurt mutters as he kicks his shoes off. "You're lucky I have a big cock to show off though."

Santana smiles and leans forward. "Really? Well. I can't wait to see this."

"Turn around." Kurt sneers as he turns to face the wall and starts kicking his shoes off.

Santana lets out a long and exaggerated sigh before turning around. Kurt looks over his shoulder to double-check before he slides his shirt off and lets his jeans fall to the floor.

"I'm ready." Kurt whispers.

She turns and stares at his cock. Her eyes widen.

"Wow." Kurt waves his hand in front of her face. "You go commando to. I know I would with a cock like that.

"Santana." Kurt warns in a low voice.

Santana rolls her eyes, but nods. "Right. Come on. Puck is waiting."

Kurt is hesitant as he follows Santana. His eyes lock with the back of Puck's head once he reaches the locker room.

"Get to it." Santana whispers before stepping away.

Kurt slowly moves until he is standing in front of the naked boy. Kurt gulps as he takes in Puck's enormous sized cock and hot body. He slowly kneels down and lets his soft hands run daringly up those muscular legs. Kurt leans forward a bit and Puck shivers when Kurt's hot breath sweeps across the tan body.

Kurt lets out another warm breath before glancing up at Santana. His eyes widen slightly when he sees the video camera, but quickly nods, remembering her extension to the plan. He bites his lip gently before looking down at the body in front of him.


So, what do you think? A little teaser of what happens in the next chapter. And I'm happy I have a good reception for this. 11 reviews on the first chapter. I hope I keep you guys interested as it goes on. :) Fair warning though, college is pretty much controlling my life right now. Now while I will try and update three times a week, it might not always happen. But enjoy and let me know what you think. :)