(So, here's chapter 8 of 'rules for the road bound hunter'
Thank you to serial blogger for the wonderful idea.
Thank you to LilyBolt for looking this over for me. You are the greatest.
I don't own Supernatural.
Thank you to Nikki Ross, LilyBolt and lemonofweirdness for your last reviews.
Also if you have any ideas for rules that Sam and Dean may have please let me know.)
So we've covered salt, income, gun safety...
The car.
Of course you'd remember the car.
She's a vital piece of hunting Sammy.
Ok, so like I was saying, we got salt, income, gun safety, the car, Angels, demons and lying. Up next is, drum roll please…
Dress Code.
Now, hunting is just like a part time job. You need to dress the part. The clothing must be able to stand a lot of stuff.
Yeah, like running, jumping, rolling, flying across the room…
Bending down to lift stuff. Don't be like Sammy here and wear an old pair of jeans and have the seams rip at the ass.
That was kinda funny.
Kinda? Sam that was hilarious! Anyway, you need clothing that will work with you, not against you. So, no shorts, no high heel shoes, skirts, or dresses for the ladies. No penguin suits for the guys. Unless you're going undercover.
Nothing really lose fitting, but you don't want anything really tight either. Too lose and it could get caught on stuff or set aflame, too tight and it restricts movement.
If you need to have long hair, girls, tie it back into a pony-tail or something. You don't want hair blowing in your face and obscuring your vision.
So pretty much what you need to put on if you're going to go hunting monsters are jeans, t-shirts, a good pair of hiking boots or steel toe boots, and layers.
Well put Sammy. Hey, maybe we should invest in some bulletproof vests?
Where would we get the money for that Dean?
Credit cards.
Ok, yeah. I'll get right on that.
Really?
No.
You're no fun.
Someone has to act like the parent around here.
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