Hook, Revenge, and Baited

Author: GleekShip

Spoilers: Up until Season 2 There will be aspects from each. And Puck and Quinn never slept together, she was never pregnant.

Summary: Santana wants revenge on Puck. She enlists the help of Kurt in this delicious, sexy plot.

Pairings: Puck/Kurt

Hook, Revenge, and Baited

Kurt tosses his bag in the corner of the shower stall and lays his head down on it. He curls into a ball and shuts his eyes. He relaxes his face so he appears to be sleeping.

He hears the sound of padded feet slap onto the shower room floor.

They suddenly stop. "Hummel."

Kurt pretends to startle out of sleep. He looks at the wall first before rolling over and catching sight of a nude Puck.

"Ahh!" He cries out in shock as he covers his hand and turns to face the wall. "What are you doing here?" He snaps.

Puck chuckles. "It's the shower room. I came in here to shower."

Kurt lets out a soft, "Oh"

"And seeing as you're not a Cheerio or a football player, what are you doing here?" Puck asks.

Kurt stares at the wall as the lie falls from his mouth. "Karofsky. He tried to corner me after school, but I ran and hid. In here." He adds with a shrug. "Could you cover up?" He asks nervously.

"It's the shower room. I'm here to shower. So no. Now finish up your story." Puck insists.

Kurt sighs and stands up. He lifts his bag and holds it out in front of him as he turns around. The bag is covering Puck's junk from Kurt's point-of-view. Puck chuckles.

Kurt's nose twitches before he continues. "And I guess I fell asleep here."

Puck's eyebrows raise. "You . . . you fell asleep in here?"

"Yeah." Kurt nods.

Puck nods, impressed. "I'm surprised I didn't wake you up."

"And why would that be?" Kurt asks.

Puck smirks seductively. "Because I just got done with an orgy."

"Gross."

"Seven smokin' hot girls . . . on me. Best thing ever." Puck brags.

"I doubt that." Kurt says coldly.

Puck grins. "I don't. They were all so hot and tight . . . ready for the Puckster express."

Kurt bites back a laugh, knowing that Puck is lying.

"Man those girls were moaning as I pounded into each of them." Puck closes his eyes and lets out a breathy moan.

"Must've not have been that good." Puck's eyes shoot open at Kurt's accusation. "I'm usually a light sleeper and I heard nothing. Are you sure you didn't make it up?" Kurt asks slowly.

Puck's eyes narrow. "Hell no. I know what the Puckster got."

Kurt rolls his eyes and looks at the ceiling as he walks past Puck.

Puck chuckles behind him. "Don't be hatin because you want a piece of the Puckster."

Kurt snorts and stops at the the locker room door. "Trust me Puck. I can handle anything."

Kurt steps out into the hallway and lets out a breath.

That was too close. Dang you Santana.

Kurt steps out into the main hallway.

Where are you . . . you evil little witch?

He spots Santana down the hallway, standing nervously in front of the choir room.

"Lopez!" Kurt yells.

Santana plasters a big fake smile to her face as she turns to face Kurt. "Kurt . . . how are you doing?"

Kurt stops in front of her. "Stuff it Lopez."

Santana's smile weakens. "Sorry."

"In." Kurt hisses, nodding towards the choir room door.

Santana smiles grimly at him before walking into the room. Kurt follows her in with a frown. He closes the door quietly behind them.

Santana gives him an apologetic grin as she props herself against the piano. "So-"

"You left me. In there. With him." He says slowly.

Santana folds her arms over her chest. "What happened? He didn't . . . catch you. Did he?" Her voice goes nervous.

"No." Kurt rolls his eyes as he takes a seat on the piano bench. "I told him a lie. A pretty convincing one at that." He chuckles dryly..

Santana raises an eyebrow and quickly moves to take a seat by Kurt. "Do tell?"

Kurt finally gives her a small smile. "I told him I fell asleep hiding from Karofsky."

"Oh-ho. And how'd he react to that? Pretty awesome I bet." Santana smirks.

"Not really." Kurt shrugs. "He was more surprised that I didn't wake up from the . . . mind-blowing . . . orgy." Kurt says the last few words slowly and with a smirk.

Santana raises an eyebrow. "He told you that he had an orgy." Kurt nods and Santana laughs. "Wow. He really knows how to lie."

"I know." Kurt laughs. "I knew exactly what he was doing, but if I didn't . . . I would have bought the lie. He's a good actor."

"He has to be." Santana says sadly.

Kurt cocks his head slightly. "What do you-"

"Time to go Hummel." Santana says as she stands up.

"What?"

"School's over. The other Cheerios left. Puck will be finishing his shower up soon." She looks down at him. "We might want to get out of here before he's done. If he sees us together, he might piece things together faster than I had planned. I just need until tomorrow to have him where we need him." She holds out a hand for Kurt to take. "He'll give us anything we want."

Kurt looks up at her before taking her hand to stand up. "I'll make you a list of my offers."

"Make sure they're not too detailed about you. We don't want him to know that you're involved. Got it?"

Kurt squeezes her hand. "Pleasure doing business with you."

So . . . what do you think. Now that the opening events are done, things will be turning a bit more dramatic. There will still be Kurtana and comedic/romantic moments, but drama will be included now. I hope you don't mind and continue to enjoy what this story has to offer.