Hello procrastinators! Welcome to Doom of OOO. A story of epic proportions with such hero's as Finn the human and Marceline the Vampire Queen as our main characters and Malacarth as the main villain. Now why waste your time reading this? On with the show!

Finn yawned as he woke up from sleeping last night which he spent on the ground. He tried getting up but felt something lying on his body. He looked down and he saw Marceline hugging him like a teddy bear with a huge grin on her face. "Marceline, time to wake up."

"Oh don't stop…" Finn was definitely confused. What in the world was she talking about? "Finn, don't stop!" Ok now Finn was definitely uncomfortable now. What was Marceline, one of his closest friends, doing saying his name? And what was she asking him to not to stop doing? "Oh that's the spot!" If Finn was feeling awkward before now the poor guy was sweating and blushing like crazy. He tried pushing her off but noticed that they were tied together.

"What the heck is going on!?" As soon as those words left his mouth a group of natives jumped out of the bushes brandishing spears and shields all pointing at them. Finn struggled to escape but his weapons were taken away so he couldn't cut himself out, he could try waking Marcy but was afraid of what would happen to him if he did. So he let them carry him through the forest to they're camp which looked pretty simple. There were tepees scattered about and men, women, and children going about their daily business. They stopped and stared as Finn and Marceline were carried to a very large tepee that looked like it took days to build. Marceline however slept through all of this and just kept hugging Finn.

Finally the two were put down in the middle of the large tepee and Finn scanned his surroundings. They was a fire right in front of him and several small torches blazed around the tent and several wooden stands, seats surrounded them. In the center of these stands was a platform with three thrones on it the first one being the smallest, the second one being the biggest and the third chair about a medium size. Then three people walked out one side of the tent, one a man, another one being a woman, and the final one being a kid Finns age. They were all dressed like royalty and were probably the leaders of the tribe. The guards walked up to Finn and cut him and Marceline apart and separated them to different sides of the room. The one that looked like the king sat down in the middle seat while the girl sat in the smallest seat and the woman sat in the last seat. The king then smashed a spear on the ground summoning people who sat in the stands. After they all sat down the king started to speak. "Ho gti jumina crota?"

"I'm sorry what? I don't speak whatever language that was." The king cleared his throat then spoke again.

"Who are you and why are you trespassing on our territory?"

"My name is Finn the human and this is my friend Marceline. We're traveling through the forest to find a friend of ours. Now if you don't mind, could you let us go so we can continue?" The king stepped down from the throne and walked up to Finn and studied him. Finn wasn't really sure what he was doing but the king just scoffed in his face and walked back to his throne.

"I do not believe you human. Tell me the real reason you are here or you will die."

"Your highness I just told you why I'm here. I'm here searching for my-"

"ENOUGH! If you will not tell us why you are here then you will die." The guards picked up their spears and strode towards where Finn was. Finn struggled against his bonds trying to get free but was unsuccessful. One of the guards put his spear to Finn's neck aiming his shot. The guard brought his spear up and lunged.

"STOP!" The guards spear was inches from Finn and was just hovering above his head. Finn let out a sigh of relief that he was not about to become a hero kebob. The court looked at where the thrones were and the girl, who was obviously the princess, standing up with and angry look on her face. "Let me have a look at him." She walked up to Finn and squat down to his level so she could face him. Her face inched closer and closer to Finn's as he backed up unsure of what she was doing. She grabbed his head brought it much closer to his and rested her forehead on his. Finn couldn't tell what she was doing but he didn't know whether he should be enjoying this or running so he wouldn't be killed. From what he could tell she had a darker tone of skin than other people he's met, black hair drooping down to the middle of her back, a very tiny skirt made of leaves, no top except for a bra ( to which Finn couldn't help but stare), and a sword on a leather strap on her back. She then got up and walked over to her father. "Father he is telling the truth and is not an invader." She calmly told him.

"And you can confirm this?"

"Well I can but you might not like my methods." She had a mischievous smirk on her face that didn't pose a good sign for Finn. She once again walked down to Finn with that grin still on her face. He tried backing away but the guards were preventing him from escaping. She lifted Finn's chin up with her finger as she got closer. "Make this good for both us ok?"

"What are you-"Finn didn't get to finish his sentence as the princess crashed her lips against his kissing him. Finn felt as though she was probing his brain or something because once she was done he was completely drained of energy to fight back.

"He's ok father, he really is trying to save his brother. 'I think I enjoyed that little session a little more than I should have.' She looks over at her dad and he was practically crushing the armrest on his throne, but kept his calm.

"Then my daughter what do you believe we should do with him? The princess stared at Finn and thought as to what to do with him. Her thoughts were scrambled as she stared at Finn's face and felt a little weak in the knees. Then a thought came to her brain and got a mischievous smile on her face.

"Well as you know father it is my 15th birthday..."

"Yes and we were going to have a celebration in your honor, but of course you know this."

"and as you know it is also the age where I am allowed to marry."

"Well yes of course what reason would I have to forget?" The king was confused as to what his daughter. He would let her marry anyone in the village she wanted whether he be male or female. For he trusted his daughters judgment and let her be with whoever she chose.

"Well I think I have chosen who I wish to wed." A look of shock went across the kings face but only for a millisecond.

"Who is it then?" The princess turned and Finn had a feeling at who she was about to pick.

"I choose this hero right here." She pointed at Finn with her sword as if to add dramatic effect. The crowd was began to whisper to themselves until it got louder and louder till the voices of who knows how many people filled the tent. The king then raised his arms and clapped sending a shock wave of sound throughout the massive court.

"Everyone be silent! Now, my daughter, are you sure of your choice?"

"Yes I am Father, because when checked his mind I found his memories and they revealed that he is Finn the human from outside the forest and has saved countless people, I cannot think of a better man to be my husband." The king looked at Finn and examined every part of him as if to make sure his daughter was right. Unfortunately for Finn he was sweating bullets and was speechless. He loved FP not this girl who wished to marry him. At least she was good looking compared to the other princess's he has met. I mean really good looking. But he just couldn't do that to his princess. But it looked like he didn't have a choice in the matter.

"Then it has been decided, my daughter Kametra will marry this hero, Finn the human!" The king shouted across the courtroom as the crowd cheered and roared with excitement.

Marceline woke up then to the noise of crowds cheering and was completely confused "Finn whats going on? Did I miss something?"

"Yeah, I'm getting married."

Well that's chapter nine and this is a two to three part chapter series because now Finn's got to figure out how not to get married and return to his love, or his vampire perhaps? Well who knows, I do and you don't so goodbye for now.