I am Russia, kolkolkol...

I was at world meeting, just sitting there, everybody giving me creeped-out looks. Maybe it's creepy purple aura that comes off of me when I am... ahem, doing stuff, kolkolkol. Only one that was not scared is Belarus. My sister, she is so pretty, but also scary. She probably knew why I was giving off dark aura.

"Big Brother, I have present for you," she said. Her arms were folded all cute behind back. My aura disappeared when she got near. I hope present is not sharp knife...

"Surprise!" She got the present out from behind her back. It was bottle of Smirnoff with ribbon striped in Russian flag colors tied around bottle neck. How nice. But I fear she might have put love potion inside.

So I took the bottle and looked at it. It was tightly sealed, so I am guessing it is just nice gift from her. Sometimes she is just nice like that.

"Why, thank you, Belarus."

"You should drink it now, Big Brother," she said.

"But I am not supposed to drink during world meeting," I said.

"DRINK." She got that scary look in her eye. I saw sharp shiny point of knife she was holding behind back.

So I open bottle and drank. Nobody seemed to notice, which is good.

"Mmm, that's good vodka..." I put cap on bottle and hide in coat.

"DRINK MORE." Belarus put knife next to my neck.

So I took the bottle and drank about half of it. It was pretty big bottle. I don't want to get drunk during world meeting...

"DRINK IT ALL." She whispered. I felt cold Belarussian steel on neck. So I drank the last half. Oh well, I am Russia, it should take lots more to make me drunk, da?

"Good." Belarus went back to her seat. I go back to making dark aura.

I feel all buzzed from Russian vodka. It was quite a lot to drink at once. But I like feeling, made me feel all jolly. So I put hands in pants and play with dick even harder, and then it get hard.

America discussed... stuff. I didn't hear it well, everything looked all swampy and dizzy. Hey, America looked kind of cute. So did other countries. Maybe they like to see more of Russia, da?

So I got up on table and laughed, "kolkolkolkolkol..."

Everyone scared of me. America made some remark about me being Commie. Well I am NOT Commie anymore, that was all the back in nineteen eighties! So I took vodka bottle and threw at him.

Belarus was turning red. She must think I am being cute throwing stuff at people, kolkolkol.

Germany got up and got all angry. He said something about me exhibiting inappropriate behavior during world meeting. Maybe he calm down if he see Russian dick, da?

So I pull down pants and everyone gasped. Except for Belarus, who smiled. She been wanting to see this for a long time.

It then hit me that what I was doing is inappropriate. So I have simple solution: put condom on!

So I put condom on and jerked my thing around. The other countries covered eyes. Belarus was probably getting horny and wet.

But I spin it around and around and my dark aura got bigger and bigger. Inside of condom getting wet.

I rubbed it and rubbed it and then cum burst out. Condom got all saggy like water balloon. Dark aura knocked out all of whole world, except for Belarus, who is immune to dark aura.

I took condom and tied it up like water balloon and threw it at Belarus. That maybe keep her happy for little while.

And then I woke up in Belarus's house in Minsk. Uh oh...