Naruto
It wasn't till the next day that I felt like crap for having to wake up at 3:30 to get ready for the black Friday thing. Actually...I didn't get ready myself. Gaara, knowing that I would be dead tiered, got up with me to keep me awake.
"Gaara...you know I don't ask for this often because I'm not a huge fan but can you make coffee for me or something?" I asked a bit groggily.
"No problem babe." He grinned before he kissed me on the cheek and left the bed room.
I sighed to myself as I lazily brought my hand through my hair. What was I supposed to tell my uncle now? I mean... please don't tell me he's gonna try to talk to me about it.
I sighed as I felt a vibration from my pocket. I brought out my phone. It was Hinata texting about how she was coming to pick me up and I mentally groaned. Gaara told me what today is and what's gonna happen and he said just to be careful. Especially because of my wrist. What I do know is that this is supposed to be fun. Just don't get into rabid girls ways.
I made my way toward the kitchen to see my uncle and Gaara having a glaring contest with each other and I just sighed.
"Why are you up?" I asked him.
"Because after being scarred and pissed I couldn't fall asleep for long so I woke up." He growled Gaara's way.
And I blushed, "P-please just forget about it..."
"I can't really forget about my nephews sexual activities."
"Then you shouldn't have barged in." Gaara mumbled under his breath as he broke away from his stares and poured me a cup of coffee. He must have made a cup before my uncle woke up. He gave it to me with a light peck on the cheek. Jiraiya's eyes went wide.
"Are you really giving him that!"
"Uncle be quiet...it's only, what, like 3:50 in the morning." I complained
"He doesn't really like the taste but it does wake him up when he's a zombie, so can it Jiraiya." Gaara said being awake as ever.
"Are you sure you didn't drug it to get sex or something..." Jiraiya scoffed. And I sighed. Great back to square one.
When I took a few sips my phone vibrated, breaking the tough atmosphere.
"Gaara...Hinata's coming up. Said she needs to use the bathroom or something." He just shrugged and I told her what number the apartment was.

Gaara
There was a knock, Naruto was zombie mode and it wasn't Jiraiya's house so I let her in.
"Hey Gaara!" he said as she zoomed past me and into the bathroom.
"Hey... Hinata." I said but she was already in there. She emerged a few seconds later.
"Coffee goes right through you! Nice place you have here... hey Naru... wakey wakey!" she poked him on the forehead.
"He's not a morning person." Naruto took another sip of coffee.
"Morning Hinata... or is it still considered night?" he looked at me for support.
"No this I considered morning." he groaned in response.
"Ok, you all ready?"
"I guess..." Naruto said.
"Ok, Hinata, take good care of him, Naruto, you have my credit card, buy whatever you want."
"I don't know how much you have on here!" Naruto said, making sure it was in his pocket.
"You can't possibly go over, and it's still attached to my dad's account so if I do go over, it just automatically deducts from his. And god knows he never checks. He's like a billionaire." I rolled my eyes."I might go out a bit later, we could use some more around the house things, but I have cash on me so don't worry." I kissed him on the forehead.
"Bye Gaara... bye uncle Jiraiya... oh by the way, Hinata, this is my uncle, and uncle this is Hinata."
"Pleased to meet you." was all the old man said because Naruto gave him a death glare that could put mine to shame. I had to smile at how adorable he looked when he is mad.
I pulled up the newspaper, and looked though some things. "Ohh memory foam pillows? They are going for cheap... I might pick up a few of those. I like to wait for the crowd to go down..." I was flipping through, Jiraiya just lay back in bed, he wasn't asleep but he was still tired.
I saw a jewelry store in the mall, it wasn't opening till 6, but they had a beautiful diamond bracelet on the front... on sale for a good price too. I wonder if Naruto is into that kind of stuff. I still had the bracelet he made me on. I only took it off to shower. It would make a great Christmas gift.
One store had a bunch of board games for sale, like monopoly and Jenga and Twister. Every house needs one of those. A little later Jiraiya come out.
"This probably sounds weird, but I figured id offer in case you didn't want to stay home alone. I'm going to buy some stuff for the house while it's on sale, wanna come with?" I asked him. He grunted and mumbled a sure why not.
We got in the car and passed through Dunkin Donuts, which was our breakfast. It was a silence, not comfortable or awkward just neutral. Sort of a game. I stopped at the mall first, picking up the pillows I saw. One for me one for Naruto. Then I headed to the jewelry store.
"What are we doing here?" Jiraiya asked.
"Do you think Naruto would be into this kinda thing?" I pointed to the one through the case. He was his uncle after all.
"He's an anthro, he'd like anything shiny... how much is that... jeez they call that a sale?" he mumbled.
"Can I help you?" the lady asked looking at us suspicious.
"Yeah I want that one please." I pointed it out. I pulled out my check book and began to write down the total. She gave it to me in a small bag with a 'have a nice day.' as me and my companion left.
"You really are serious about Naruto aren't you?"
"Of course I am... now one more stop; we really need a vacuum cleaner. We really need a refrigerator. but I don't want to spend quite that much..."
at the store, I ended up buying twister, chess, monopoly, a bop it extreme, a Rubix Cube for the hell of it, a vacuum cleaner, and some snack food. I got some chips, dip, and some soda's, along with the ingredients to make Naruto another pie.
After this we hit a few stores on a whim, I picked up some Christmas presents for people too. I bought my sister a fancy pare of earrings, not as expensive as Naruto's bracelet, but still fancy. I got my brother a chain saw. (What can I say? it was always on his wish list...) I got my dad a watch, he breaks one every month, so no doubt he can use it. I bought some more manga for myself, and some Naruto might like, I know he's watched D.N. angel, so I bought him the series, and a dark poster from this manga store I know about.
I also bought wrapping paper and Christmas cards. Jiraiya dragged me into an adult toy store, and I looked around and found the perfect gift for Deidara. A prostrate massager. Jiraiya questioned what I was buying that for.
"It's for my boss and his new boyfriend. I wouldn't use this on Naruto, trust me. But my boss is only too damn happy to have this shoved up there." I grinned. Should I stock up on lube and stuff just in case? "This is a just in case. Better safe than sorry right?" I asked.
He just grunted, which made me chuckle.
I even bought Jiraiya some porno magazines to get him on my good side. He seemed to warm up to me after that. Naruto texted me that he was almost done. I wouldn't be surprised; it was close to 9 a.m. I went home and told him Hinata can come home. We can all show off what we bought and have leftovers.
Naruto texted me back if he can bring over a few more friends too and I said that was ok.

Naruto
Hinata seriously was awake this morning. I mean really how could she! I looked at her while my head was in my hand and the other one holding my cup of coffee. It hadn't really kicked in yet but I was hoping that it would soon.
"Hinata...Where are we going?" I asked her. I just knew that this would be a long day... or morning.
"Well...I was thinking of going to Walmart first. Then Target. Then Best Buy. Then maybe the mall for all what they got...I just don't like going there first. Way to crowded." She said as I watched her drive. Does EVERYONE have there license. I mean come on!
"That's a lot..." I mumbled.
"Oh don't worry. At least I'm only going about 10 percent of the places that I was forced t last year with Tenten." She said a bit shyly and I chuckled.
It got silent for awhile except for the random Christmas songs playing on the radio. No other stations had anything good on so we were stuck on that one. And it made me think...what can I get for Gaara...I mean I could maybe get him something today but I don't know what to get him and other than that wouldn't he be able to see what I had gotten him because it's HIS credit card? Great...
"So you have any plans on what to buy?" She asked me and I shrugged. Finally sitting in a normal sitting position. Thank god it was kicking in.
"I don't know...I don't like a lot of things for myself and I don't know what Gaara would want because he has a lot..." I answered truthfully.
"Well we can look at clothes. I would love to dress you up. And books and stuff. Oh and I know that you like to write so get a new notebook or something."
I sighed. Why did everyone want to dress me!
"Maybe...I'll see when I get there. But can I ask you one thing?"
"What is it?" she looked at me while she pulled up to Kohl's, people lined up outside.
"Could we maybe stop at sears and barns n noble today while were out..." I think I might know what to get for Gaara. But it was kind of expensive...
"Sure this is your day out to."
"Joy."
I decided to wear not a thick jacket knowing id be walking around a lot so I wouldn't get hot. I shivered at when we hit cool air but froze in my tracks when I saw all those people rushing inside the doors. Thank god I wasn't anywhere close otherwise I would have been trampled. All Hinata did was smile and take my wrist, dragging me inside.
Hinata may be shy but she is a girl. She brought me to the clothes section asking me what looked good on her, in a guys opinion (if you can call me that anymore) and then she went to shoes. Just lovely. That took a good 48 minutes itself which only caused me to be dragged against my will to the guys section. Why oh why did I have to be a dress up doll.
"You do pull off orange very well don't you?" She smiled at me and I blushed when she took the opportunity to put a pink hat on my head that said work it girl in glitter on the brim. Must have been in the wrong section.
"Looks good on you Naruto." I froze at the sound of cameras clicking and blushed more to see Shikamaru and Choji standing with their parents.
"I, this...it's not what it looks like!" I screamed and they just laughed.
"Shikamaru, Choji, who is this?" I looked at their parents. Well there dads. And holy shiz did they look the same.
"Dad, this is Naruto. He's my friend from my school."
Both parents looked me up and down then grabbed my hand in a handshake.
"Uh...hi?" I said
"What are you doing here?"
"Buying Naruto this hat." Hinata giggled.
"No you are not buying me this hat...that orange beanie with the frogs is cute though..." I said out loud.
"Then I'll buy that one for you." The purple haired girl said and I shook my head.
"I have Gaara's card remember? I'm not buying much but I won't let you buy me something."
"Okay okay." She said in defense and I looked back at the guys.
"What?"
"You're such a girl." Choji said they laughed and I just looked down at the ground.
"Yeah...I've been told."
"Anyway...Shika, Choji if you're not busy you should shop with us." Hinata said.
They looked at their dads, "You can go. We're just waiting for your mothers to get done shoe shopping." Shikamaru's dad said. And Choji said the same.
I ended up buying the beanie hat with Gaara's card. I felt sort of bad because of it but I hope it wasn't much.
We drove to the other places that she wanted to go to, Shikamaru not really caring and Choji was happy as long as he was eating his potato chips. Before we went to the mall we stopped at barns n noble and I went right into the sketch book section. No this wasn't what I wanted to buy Gaara for Christmas but this I wanted for him anyway.
I picked out a black sketch book then asked one of the workers to customize it. In the end the plain black thick sketch book had a red kanji that was shiny on the front, face it shiny things are cool, and then his name in cursive in the bottom right corner. Hinata said it was cool and I smiled and blushed.
When we got to the mall it was WAY different. It was sort of crowded, but only in the popular stores. Choji and Hinata went to old navy while I dragged Shika to sears. Now I was gonna buy his present. He deserves so much for loving me. And I know that I don't have much and that he has a lot and I know I want to get him something more personal, but I will later. No these things were on sale and they were expensive in the first place.
I pulled Shika to the tablets and he looked at me weirdly.
"And why did I have to come here?"
"I need to know which ones perfect...and I'm not that smart."
He stared at them awhile while I told him Gaara's way of drawing and he told me which on was easy to use but had great quality or a lot of place to save stuff.
After staring for awhile, being shoved quite often a lady came up to use and frowned, mostly at me.
"Sir, if you don't buy anything and are going to stare at them for ages, then I have orders to throw you out."
"O-Oh sorry!" I apologized for being in the way, the tablet I wanted was behind a case and so I pointed to it, "Can I purchase that one please?" she scowled at me before opening the case.
"Can you pay for it?"
I nodded my head. She took it out and held it close to her, "anything else or will this be all?"
"That's all." I finished and I gave her the card. When the purchase was complete Shika stopped me.
"Do you always get treated like that?" He seemed concerned.
"Yeah pretty much...but I'm used to it."
We met back up with the others and shopped some more. Me buying a lava lamp (red and orange) and a few new shirts and two pairs of pants. I even went into Hot Topic...only because I was thinking of Gaara. I got a necklace there that I think he would like and then a studded belt for me. What can I say? It was orange.
"Hey Hinata...you want to come over. Gaara just texted me."
"Sure!" was her instant reply. I looked at Shika and Choji.
"You two wanna come?" Shikamaru nodded and Choji said yes as long as there was food. It was maybe 9:30 when we pulled up to our apartment. First time Gaara would meet some of my friends...and Jiraiya to believe I had some

Gaara
"Hey what'd you guts buy?" I said exasperated at the bags surrounding the 4 teens.
"I can say the same for you!" Naruto said checking out the bags in the living room.
"So this is your crib?" Shikamaru said approvingly
"Welcome to pre casa de la Gaara" I said.
"Pre?"
"Casa de la Gaara is the mansion I plan on buying later on in life." I replied. Shikamaru had a look that said "you are so full of it."
I had put Naruto's bracelet in my fireproof safe. It was too expensive to leave hanging around in the open.
"What did you buy?"
"Mostly. Christmas presents..." he seems interested but didn't say anything.
"That All?" Choji said eyeing the food.
"No you can have some food; I bought it all for today anyway." I began to make the pie for Naruto as he introduced his friends to his uncle.

Naruto
"Shikamaru, Choji, this is my uncle, Jiraiya. He didn't believe you were real." Shikamaru snorted at the comment and Jiraiya eyed them up a little, being kind of cautious. I guess he didn't trust humans that well either. I sighed.
"And you met Hinata this morning." She looked at him shyly, now that she wasn't so hyped up on coffee.
"Your such a cute girl Hinata, are you sure you aren't going to steal Naruto away from Gaara?" He smirked. Damn did he sound like a pedophile? I punched him in the arm and gave him a warning glare.
"One more word from you and I will burn all of your porn." I threatened.
"But I just got them."
"You what?" I asked him confused.
"Nothing." he sighed and made his way back to sit on the couch.
"Are you sure your uncle isn't a pedo or something?" Shikamaru said as Choji found the salsa and chips. I only shrugged because I really did think he was one.
I told the guys, and Hinata, to bring their stuff into Gaara and my room, just so that it wasn't all in one pile. This also gave me the opportunity to hide one of Gaara's Christmas presents. The tablet. I looked around most places but in the end decided that I wouldn't be able to keep it here. I don't want him to find it. I could maybe ask Temari to stash it in her room or something. Makes enough sense.
After that I smiled and grabbed the two things I bought for Gaara himself and left the room.
I walked up behind him. He was making me a pie? It made me smile.
"Hey Gaara..." He kissed my cheek as Hinata and the others occupied themselves in the living room.
"Hey, how was today? Or this morning to be specific. Was it fun? What you buy?"
"One question at a time." I laughed, "It was fun no one really gave me any crap today. But maybe it was because they were busy. I bought a few new things of clothes and a new hat. It has froggies on it..." I smiled as he continued the pie. He nodded showing he was listening.
"Then...I got some other things."
"Oh? Like what?"
"Like a kingdom hearts axel necklace that has also heartless charm." I smiled as he turned to stare at me. I could see he liked the sound of that. I'm so glad Gaara convinced me to play KH 1 and 2, not because it was just fun but because Gaara loved that game.
"Naru..." I held out one hand and gave him the necklace.
"You give me too much...and love me and care for me so of course I would buy things FOR you that you would love. So don't even say what I know you were gonna." I smiled larger as I put it on. I knew he was going to say that today was for me to shop but I couldn't help but think of Gaara. He was my lover.
"Thank you Naruto. I love you. and this." he kissed my forehead.
"Oh...and remember how a month ago or so you said you were running out of pages in your sketch book?"
"You got me a new one?" he guessed and I showed him the book from behind my back. He looked at it and gasped.
"This is perfect...you know me way to well"
"Well shouldn't I?" I pouted.
"Your damn right you should." he took his flour covered hand and placed it on my cheek as he kissed me. I blushed into and I won't lie when I say I was getting into it when I heard a cough from the living room, most likely my uncle. Damn geezer...
"Any other surprises?" he smirked.
"Just a lava lamp but that's for the both of us really. I thought it looked cool."
He chuckled a bit before he shooed me off to hang with my friends. And to my surprise they were all by the wall. Probably listening to the whole thing that was happening.
"Naruto's got a boyfriend Naruto's got a boyfriend!" Choji chuckled.
"What are you five? Plus you knew I had one. I told you that."
"Yeah we know we just didn't know...you had a side like THAT." Shikamaru smirked.
"Well I didn't find out till last night now did I kit?"
"Just drop it! You barged in!" my blush had risen.
After that little quarrel we really had nothing to do other than Choji smelling that baking pie and laughing at the faces he made or play with the dust. I mean we already talked about school. But no way in hell was Choji going to take MY pie away from me.
"Naruto, I bought some games. There in the bag the closest to the couch." he instructed me and I gave a slight mental nod as I spread the games out onto the floor.
Now...which one first. And which one can Gaara play in since he's almost done.

Gaara
I finished the pie and stuffed it in the oven to cook just as Hinata passed the bop it to Naruto. He only got to three before he screwed up laughing and passing it to Shikamaru.
Shika got to 124 before he screwed up. "Man I rule at this." Naruto was giving Shikamaru a pouty face.
"Let me see, I haven't used one of these in forever." ok, bop it, pull it, twist it, flick it, spin it. I got this.
I don't know how far I got but I hoped I was at it longer than Shikamaru. Finally Shika got mad at my effort to show him up.
"Pull it" he mutters
"bop it" the machine says.
I pulled it.
"Ohhhhh!" we all say laughing. I play punch Shika in the shoulder as bop it begins to tell me my score... 255!
"Ha take that! And you messed me up on top of it."
"I thought you would never end. This game is such a drag. What else you vote?"
" I bought twister..." I suggested.
"Oh yes yes yes I call first... Hinata?" Naruto asked. She blushed and shook her head no quickly, and I was the next one Naruto asked. Shika took charge of spinning while Choji ate and Hinata and Jiraiya watched. He mumbled "Aint I seen enough of this?" but Naruto was too hyper to notice. Naruto was the kind of person who put you in awkward positions to make you fall. And he is a dancer...
Hinata was next. Jiraiya seemed to be into this one more.

Naruto
"Right hand green." Shikamaru said and I just smiled. Hinata hesitated at first so I tried to give her some encouragement or teasing.
"Come on Hinata! I'm not gonna bite, but I can't say the same about Gaara!" I laughed.
"Only for you babe." he snickered and I stuck my tongue out at him. Using my flexibility I had somehow gotten my leg around Gaara's as well as one of my arms. Oh how I love this game.
"Naruto were not all dancers." she blushed and I shrugged. She either had two choices. To use one of the three green by me and face my wrath or the other two closer to her by bending over a bit. It's not that hard to know which one she chose.
I grinned again. Maybe I was a little hyper but this was fun. I looked up by Shika and my uncle who was by him.
"Shika, spin ple-" I stopped my sentence and glared at Jiraiya. He was NOT looking down my sisters shirt right now was he.
"Everyone freeze. Old man if you don't stop now I'm going to kill you." I frowned at him and mostly everyone didn't know what I was saying or what I meant. But I knew Gaara knew because he snickered.
"Hey, Choji can you take my jacket from the couch and put it on Hinata please?" I asked and Hinata blushed while I glared at my uncle.
"Jiraiya, you know I love you but if you're going to gawk don't do that here. Go look at porn or something if you're bored. Now spin Shika!" I said as if nothing just happened
"Left foot blue." he said and I sighed, moving a bit lower under Gaara so my tail just lightly touched his lower stomach, this close to his crotch. I didn't try to do it purpose. If I did I would have used the fluffy thing to my advantage a looong time ago to tickle him. Too bad I'm not that evil or I don't cheat.
"You know that porn isn't good for research. It's for entertainment only." my uncle continued the conversation and I rolled my eyes.
"Yet your 'research' turns into porn so don't bring us or my Hinata into this."
"OKAY," I heard Choji sigh, "Drop the conversation. It's confusing me and Naruto...you never talk that way in school."
"Yeah Mr. Shy." Shika sighed and I gave a nervous grin.
"It's only because Gaara's with me I think..." I blushed when the red head chuckled

Gaara
I always noticed Naruto acted a lot differently around me than he used to, but I never thought that he acted like he used to when I wasn't around. Maybe he felt more confident with me here? Like he trusted me to protect him? Like I gave him courage. I was lost in my own world when Naruto moved a little bit.
"This has to be considered cheating..." his ass was legit in my face. Not that I MINDED I was just DISTRACTED. Major difference. It was so cute; I know I've said it before. I was tempted to cheat and kiss his ass, because he would blush until he heated the whole room, possibly falling over.
The only thing that stopped me was the fact he could tickle me with his tail... good thing he didn't know where any of my spots were. I knew he was ticklish, but he could possibly dominate over me if he knew my tickle spots. That's how Sasuke did it... I shook my head. Naruto couldn't possibly be like that though, he'd only use that against me sometimes I just know it... but he could really find a good use for that tail...
"Right hand red" was the next command. The only red in my eye sight was between Naruto's legs, meaning he had to reach around me to get to his. Hinata tried to reach that one, but Naruto got there first, so she had to hook her arm around my leg. This threw off my balance. I had two choices, I could fall forward and face plant myself in Naru's ass, causing a domino effect, or I could fall backwards and let the two continue playing. As I was falling out, Jiraiya didn't seem to want to finish his conversation.
"Me looking is a complement. I wouldn't look if she didn't have nice boobs. But of course you won't care... being gay and all. I mean... you could have ended up with her."

Naruto
I chuckled at the feeling of Gaara struggling. I mean he was close...and close to my butt, but I'm serious I didn't try to get into that position! I could tell that the great Gaara was falling soon and it made me slightly smile. I mean I beat Gaara!
While I was happy as the red head started to fall down to the side of the mat and not into my ass, other than embarrassing that would of hurt, plus I would of been forced into contact with Hinata's boobs, although soft I wouldn't want to hurt her. But yes I said 'was' because then my uncle had to open his big mouth again.
"Me looking is a complement. I wouldn't look if she didn't have nice boobs. But of course you won't care... being gay and all. I mean... you could have ended up with her."
"Jiraiya...please stop." I whispered but I knew he could hear. Shikamaru just stared in-between us two.
"What? What I say is the truth. She would have been perfect for you." He said again and I just sighed. I didn't want this to be ruined and I was happy so I wasn't going to get that angry with him even if I was beginning to.
"Uncle...if you're just going to be a perverted bastard, and say anything more about me being gay, then you should leave. I told you this before I'm gay and I'm fucking proud." I glared at him as I snarled under my voice, just low enough for my uncle to hear, and maybe Gaara.
"Jiraiya, you should know by now that when Naruto starts to swear he means business." Gaara smirked and I smiled at him, using my tail to lightly swipe his cheek with it. He only grabbed it and kissed it gently causing me to blush.
I saw my uncle sulk a little lower in his chair as he tried to not look at Hinata's chest or say anything else about them. But I can't be positive that will be the last time he will. Why can't he just drop it how I'm gay and not strait?
"Okay...well left foot blue." Shika said to get out of the awkward silence, Hinata's face was still blushing at all of the conversation from before.
I saw a blue and I was going to go for it but I saw that Hinata was going to go for the same one. I had to get it first! I moved my leg, she moved hers, and in the end we ended up colliding with body parts, my face still ended up in her chest and her head accidently knocked onto the top of my head.
"Ouch!" we both said at the same time, mine more muffled because of the situation. Shika and Choji gasped, and then started laughing, that same happened with Gaara.
"Naruto! How come you always end up in some ones chest?" Gaara laughed out.
I started to blush as I pulled away from her.
"I-I didn't mean to Gaara!" I blushed and Hinata started laughing to. Gaara got up from his position on the floor and crawled over to me.
"You okay sweetie?" he kissed my forehead.
"I-I'm okay Gaara...are you okay Hinata?" I looked at her she was beginning to chuckle as well.
"Yeah I'm fine Naruto." she said and I took the chance to look at my uncle. He was beginning to have a chuckle.
"Hey Gaara?"
"Hm?" he said as he began to kiss my neck, not remembering that anyone was here. Or maybe he did...
"Is...The pie done?" I asked a bit, my shyness fading away with he thought of pie. I mean if that thought wasn't in my head then I normally would have been completely embarrassed with Gaara sucking on my neck.
He let go for a thought, "Yes the pie is done but are you sure you won't get hyper like last night?" he smirked.
"Half of that was your fault to!" I blushed.
"OK! I don't want to hear your sex talk Naruto." Shika said the first one to understand.
"Thank you!" my uncle said as he threw his arms up dramatically.
"I'm not talking about sex I'm a fucking virgin!" I screamed falling over so my back hit the ground but instead I landed on Hinata's lap which was surprisingly comfortable.