Hook, Revenge, and Baited

Author: GleekShip

Spoilers: Up until Season 2 There will be aspects from each. And Puck and Quinn never slept together, she was never pregnant.

Summary: Santana wants revenge on Puck. She enlists the help of Kurt in this delicious, sexy plot.

Pairings: Puck/Kurt

Hook, Revenge, and Baited

Kurt hides himself under his black hoody as he enters the school. He chose to dress all in black today so there would be less of a chance of him getting spotted by Puck.

That is, if he's even in school. It's only been a day and based on how he looked yesterday, he might be at home for a few more days.

Kurt doesn't want to take that chance and crosses his arms across his chest before bowing his head down. He's already seen the surprised looks of everyone that day. He quickly walked away from Mercedes when she saw his new look. Surprisingly, he feels much more comfortable than normal being here in the halls of McKinley. As long as he stays away from secluded areas or areas where he can be dragged to the emptiness of those secluded ares, he should be good.

Now all I have to do is just stay away from Puck. Just let him vent it out. Or fight it out. He could even bang every chick in this place again for all I care. As long as he leaves my little confession behind and we all move on from this terrible mistake. At least I know that I'm good at giving head. That's a bonus for my future boyfriend. I mean I won't advertise that, but he'll still appreciate it. After all of the head that Puck's gotten and I get praise, just wow. Can't wait to practice a bit more on . . . on . . .

Kurt's inner thoughts die out as he spies Santana ahead. The Latina is very busy with Brittany. Kurt bites his lip before deciding to sneak up on the girl since she's facing the other way. Before he can even get remotely close, Brittany pulls away from Santana and makes her way towards him. Santana glares at him but he looks away from her to find Brittany already in his face.

"Why are you dressed like this Kurt?" She questions. "It's not Halloween yet."

Kurt can't help but smile. "I just decided to wear this today. No special reason."

"Does this have to do anything with Puck?" Brittany's question catches Kurt off guard.

"Puck?" He quickly clears his throat. "What makes you think this has anything to do with Puck?"

"San told me what you and her planned." Kurt's face pales even more at the blondes words, but she just smiles at him. "I don't blame you. All you did was give good head." Kurt blushes. "San's the one that put that terrible video out."

"Yeah." Kurt mutters. "Do you think you can talk her into coming up with a lie about that? The video I mean?"

"I tried to." Brittany frowns. "But she thinks Puck deserved it. Me too."

"No one deserves everything that happened." Kurt sighs. "And Puck can barely move. This has went too far."

"I know. If anyone should be hurt, it's San." Kurt frowns at this information from Brittany.

"What do you mean?" Kurt steps closer to Brittany and lowers his voice.

"Well San was the one cheating on me." Brittany whispers. "That's why me and Puck were fake kissing when she told me she was coming over." Kurt's eyes widen slightly. "She's the one that cheated with Chris White. I saw them last week. Puck agreed to help when I asked him. He's the only person that San would believe that I would cheat on her with. Well besides you." Brittany gives Kurt a kind smile.

Kurt almost forgets to smile back, his mind processing this news. "That's . . . that's very interesting."

"Can you help?" Brittany's question makes Kurt look back up at her. "Not mean revenge, just revenge to fix the video thing. The best kind of revenge is when one of her plans don't work."

Kurt purses his lips. "I'll try Brittany, but I don't know if I can. You're more of an influence on Santana than anyone I know. If you can't talk her into something, then I doubt I can."

"I know." Brittany gives him a sad smile as she reaches out to take his hand. "But I like knowing that you'll at least try to help."

"Yeah." Kurt nods as Brittany lets go of his hand and skips away.

Kurt lets out a shaky breath as his eyes drift across the hallway. Unsurprisingly, Santana has her eyes on him. She holds up one finger and beckons him towards her. He sighs before slowly walking over to her.

Just be on Brittany's side. Now what would Brittany do that she probably already hasn't. Brittany's not big on guilt. Maybe I can play on that a bit. That should help break Santana a bit.

Kurt blinks himself back into reality and finds Santana at the end of the hallway. She looks at him for a second before continuing into the next corridor.

Seriously? Why can't we just talk here in the hallway? I hate being alone with her. I never know when she's gonna flip or attempt to go all Lima Heights Adjacent on me. And it's not like anyone will pay attention to us talking in public. Even if anyone hears what we're talking about, they won't take much interest. Even if they do, I'm sure Santana will threaten or sleep with them to get them to shut up.

Kurt slowly approaches the classroom that he saw Santana slip into a few seconds earlier. He lets out a shaky breath before peering inside to see an empty room, nix Santana. The girl is sitting on the teachers desk, her eyes glued on him.

"So . . ." She leans forward and licks her lips. "Hummel . . . I think we need to talk."


Sorry for the late chapter. I hope you're enjoying. It's quite fun to write. Hopefully I'll have another chapter up this weekend if college doesn't get in the way.