Gaara
"You and your pie." I said as I walked to the kitchen while Naruto was pleading his case about being a virgin. I got distracted about the thought of Naruto not being a virgin though. Not enough to make me hard but the thoughts were getting worse the more I thought about him.
I'll admit that this week was a nice change from our normal schedule. Just having people over to hang out. It's nice seeing that Naruto hasn't revolved himself around me even though we live together. It's hard to accomplish that. Normally the only people we see is from my family or work. With the exception of the Halloween party which was the first time I had hung with my friends in a while. Maybe I really should have a Christmas party...
My phone Vibrated in my pocket. It was a text from my sister. "Hey we just got back from dad's place and are passing ur place. can we stop in?"
"Sure, but it'll be kinda crowded I got some people over."
I walked into the living room. "Hey Naru, I'd hurry up and get the pie if I were you, my brother and sister are coming up and no one likes my pie more than him." I teased.
He seemed to have gotten used to my sister from couch shopping, and he hasn't been afraid of my brother since he apologized, but I had no idea of how Jiraiya would act to two more demons here.
Naruto's eyes flicked to his uncle seeming to be on the same track as me...
"KNOCK KNOCK BITCH!" my brother yelled from behind the door. God I haven't heard that since I lived with the dork.
"Kankuro! Don't be rude!" my sister chimed.
"It's ok, you're the only one who gets mad when called a bitch!" I laughed
Naruto
I looked at my uncle sort of worried. I mean, I'm used to Gaara's family of demons, but Jiraiya...I don't know. I mean he just got used to Gaara, hardly, but he still did. And Jiraiya had heard that Gaara's brother broke my wrist so...how would he react? He better not do anything stupid. Well...I hope he won't do anything stupid. Although I can't say the same about Kankuro.
"Hey, Naruto, Gaara has siblings?" Shikamaru said a bit surprised.
"Yeah. A sister Temari and a brother Kankuro." I explained to him, changing my worried gaze towards my uncle and to Shika.
"Really?"
"Why do you act so surprised?"
"Well I just thought since Gaara's so rich and doesn't seem really to have a family company that I know of so I thought he was an only child." he said as if he was sort of pissed that his assumption was wrong.
"Well his family is really cool...for the most part. I mean his brother can be an idiot...Choji is probably smarter-"
"Hey!" he said and I giggled.
"No offense, and he has a sister. She's nice and can keep on a conversation. She's smart and easy to hang out with." I said as I explained. I mostly was saying this for my uncle, to help him know them better.
"KNOCK KNOCK BITCH!" I heard Kankuro shout and I flinched a bit. Way to loud.
"Kankuro! Don't be rude!" Temari responded which made me chuckle.
I got up from my sitting position by Hinata and walked into the front of the apartment just in time to see Temari to come in and Kankuro rubbing the back of his head. Must of got hit by Temari.
"You didn't have to fucking hit me..." he whined but Temari just smiled as if she was innocent, "W-wait...is that pie Gaara!" he yelled.
"You are not getting my pie." I snuck out from behind Gaara and crossed my arms, glaring at the demon who just stared me down as well.
"And why the hell not!"
"Because I didn't really get any yesterday." I was going to have this pie if I was going to have to sacrifice myself to do it.
"Awww Naruto you are so cute when you're demanding and angry." Temari smiled and brought me into a hug.
"I think so to." Gaara said and smirked as once again I was getting suffocated, "And Temari...and defiantly you Kankuro, don't do anything stupid here okay? Naru's uncles here and...he doesn't like demons." he whispered even if it wasn't worth the time. I bet my uncle heard everything.
Temari nodded understandment and even if Kankuro looked as clueless as ever he just followed her head movement with one of his own. After that Gaara cut me a piece of pie, that was big, he also cut a piece for Hinata, Shikamaru and Choji, Temari and Kankuro. I asked my uncle but he seemed to not want anything.
"Great...now I'm going to have to make another pie. There's only about 2 slices left..." He spoke to himself.
"Well we can eat it later." I told him while we walked back into the living room, carrying the pieces.
"For what, Naruto, for some great fore-play materials and-" Kankuro snickered but I cut him off.
"I'm not going to have this conversation for the 7th time today Kankuro." I sighed in defeat, "Well, Hinata, Shikamaru, Choji, here you go..." I handed them there's and they all said a thank you as Gaara's family walked in.
"Everyone, these are my siblings, Temari and Kankuro." Gaara said, not once taking his eyes off of Jiraiya.
"This is, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Choji." I pointed to each one and they said a quick hi. I sat down next to Hinata, who had put away the game and was now just sitting on the rug. It got sort of silent while we ate our pie, and I could just feel Jiraiya's eyes glaring at the back of Kankuro's head.
"And so...what you do for thanksgiving Gaara?" Temari stopped the awkward silence with a slight nervous laugh. The weird thing was that when she said this she was looking nowhere near Gaara but Shika.
"Aunt Tsunade came over..." He said and sighed, Temari looked surprised.
"How'd you make that happen?" she laughed.
"Naru invited her." He grinned, "So...how was...dads." he said a bit slowly.
"It was relatively okay. He wasn't a total douche. But it was more quiet without you there." She said, Kankuro was too busy stuffing his face to say anything. I rolled my eyes.
"No yelling?"
"No not just about that." Temari took a breath, "And...Sasuke was there."
This is where Gaara's eyes widened for a bit and I swore he mentally shivered, and so did I. Sasuke still scared the shit out of me, but his brother seemed to be taking over that spot in my heart.
I looked at Hinata and she grabbed my hand. She had to know who Sasuke was. Just Because Neji would of told her. I shyly smiled back.
"Why was he there?"
"He doesn't really have family so dad invited him."
"What about Itachi?" I flinched at the name and I looked at my three friends, signaling them not to say a word. They seemed to understand me.
"Hes...uh...wasn't there because of...family problems." She changed what she was going to say. And then silence.
"Cue the awkward silence." Shikamaru said a bit softly and that just got everyone in a laughing fit. And we don't even know why!
"Hey Gaara." My uncle said which really did shock me.
"Hm?"
"Can I use your computer or something. Being around young people is getting kind of awkward." he said.
"Never stopped you before..." I whispered.
"I heard that." he looked at me and I blushed.
"Sure, just don't get a virus on it or anything." he said, "It's on our bed side table."
Gaara
"So..." Kankuro said when he was done "...good!" he took a pause between the words, as if savoring the taste on his mouth.
"Yeah, next time I'll charge ya!" I said, if people weren't here then I would have lodged a fork in his arm just for old times sake.
"So, Gaara you're throwing a party? That's unlike you." Temari commented.
"Correction, Naruto is throwing a party, I just paid for the supplies." was my answer. "Don't let the word spread just yet but... I'm planning on throwing one wicked get together, hoe down, shindig of a hootananny P-A-R-T-Y (I spelled it out) for Christmas..."
"Really?" Temari said surprised.
"Yeah you're invited." I rolled my eyes like it was such a chore to invite my family. Temari punched me on the arm. Sure it looked hard, but I didn't feel a thing, I just grinned and put her in a head lock.
"Oh! Hey!" she said struggling, but I had her pinned! We began to wrestle on the floor, people scooting back to give us some space. Naruto chuckled at my show as the others began to ease out of their shock.
"Sibling rivalry runs deep... I couldn't know." Shikamaru said.
"It's not always so physical, I'm always trying to catch up to Neji, and he's not even my brother! But I always yell at him for showing me up in front of my dad. he can be such a prick!"
"Never had siblings." Naruto commented. "But you're like a sister to me!" he hugged Hinata.
"Shikamaru is like my brother. But we never fight." Choji said.
"It's because you don't live together. When you live with someone, you find out all their faults, because at home is where they hide them. So you end up pissing someone off, and thus the rivalry begins!" I explained.
"Like the time Gaara put his red shirt in with my whites, and everything was pink." Kankuro added.
"It was an accident, and you got me back by waking me up with a bucket of ice water to the face!"
"And you got me back by making a pie, teasing me with it, and then used my face as target practice!"
"Which you responded by handcuffing me to the door handle!"
"But you broke it and locked me in the basement..."
"And you kicked the door down! It hit me in the face! I broke my nose!" I defended.
"But you shot me with a paint ball gun! From 5 feet away!" Kankuro spat.
"It was a hint that you needed to take a bath..."
"Why you..."
"Guys! And then I came home, bitched and moaned about the house being a bloody mess, kicked both of your asses and had you clean it up. End of story... god!" Temari said banging our heads together with a successful "crack" that echoed around the room and made every one go "ohhhhh".
"Wow..." Shika said.
"You're telling me!" Naruto mumbled, and we all started laughing.
Naruto
"You know you love me no matter how weird I am but...wow that hurt like a bitch!" he yelled rubbing his head where him and his brother skulls smashed together.
I stopped hugging Hinata and walked over to Gaara and sat behind his head. Seeing that he had a small bump that I was going away fast just because he's a demon.
"Naruto...? What are you doing?"
Without answering I kissed the top of his head. I hadn't really realized that I had done that in front of everyone else till They all simultaneously awwwed just to tease me. I blushed and Gaara turned to take me in a hug.
"If you're in my arms then Kankuro can't hurt me and I can't hurt him. Win win." he smirked and i knew that was only half the truth. He is so cheesy, and corny but I still love him!
We talked for a bit more, and when I mean a bit more i mean about 20 minutes, of random talk. I was laughing around everyone else and it was really fun. But since we ran out of games that would take everyone in the room we had to suggest other games that worked without really using anything.
Kankuro wanted to play the penis game, where the next person tries to say it louder, but for one, it wasn't a good place to play it because it would be better to do it in a more public place, two, my uncles here, and three, its way to embarrassing for me to play. I mean people do it in school but I never join in.
Then Choji suggested the ha-ha game, but sadly it was only for 4 people. But since Gaara didn't know it he wanted us to play it.
You know the game where the four people are sort of in a square, there head is on another persons stomach and there head is on the others persons stomach and so on...anyway you say HA as unemotionally as you can while moving your stomachache a bit purposefully to make the others person head move slightly up. Then if they survive not laughing then the next person has to say HA one more up than the last person and so on and so on...Is it a surprise that I lost the game first?
I mean can you blame me? I'm hyper and full of giggles and being on Choji's stomach is like being on a bag of jelly! This caused everyone else to crack up in the room and Gaara took a picture of it on his phone.
And the next game was...if you can call it a game, make extremely large numbers and make Shikamaru solve them. Which we often do at school when were bored.
"1,284,300 square root of 190,789 over 4" he said boldly and Temari checked her phone calculator.
"That's right! Damn..."
"Now Shika what's the answer to -68x + x square -40=0?" I asked him.
"Your math homework." he looked at me and I lowered my ears from being caught.
"Yeah yeah yeah, genius yet you won't help me." I sighed and lay my back against Gaara's chest.
Gaara
"I can help you with your math homework babe. Add some beds... Subtract your clothes... Divide your legs- "
"Gaara!" Naruto shouted covering my mouth. Everyone laughed, and there was a buzzing sound.
Hinata pulled out her phone "Hey dad... Yes I'll be home in a few minutes...bye ... Guys, bye got to go"
"Well that goes for us too because Hinata is our ride." Shika spoke for him and Choji.
Naruto said his goodbyes as I waved as they went.
"So you guys staying a bit longer..." I asked my siblings.
"Yeah we haven't seen you or Naruto in a few weeks. How are things?" my sister asked.
"Ok I guess, he and I have finally found a comfortable pattern and balance. He has friends, we are both having a steady relationship with one another..."
"That's good..."
"Hey does the mail come on black Friday?" I asked. Temari didn't know so I decided to go check
Naruto
After my friends got there things from our room I hugged them all goodbye. It was sad seeing my friends go. But I knew they would have to go sometime...Right? Unless I tie them up and hide them in my closet for eternity!...
I really am hyper aren't I? When Gaara left for the mail, that I wasn't sure that was there, I took the opportunity to talk to Temari.
"Hey...Temari..." I sort of whispered scooting closer to her. She looked at me confused and I sighed, "can you do me a HUGE favor?"
"That depends." She smirked at me.
"Well...I kind of need you to stash something for awhile...till Christmas." I told her.
"Oh you mean like a present!" She yelled and I shushed her. Kankuro was occupying himself with some dust that was flying in the air...how clueless can you get?
"Yeah...I bought Gaara something and I know he will find it if I keep it here can you pleeeease hide it at your place?" I pleaded with her and she taped her chin in thought.
"Really what's in it for me?"
"Temari!"
"Okay yes I will hide it for you." She ruffled my hair and ears, "You are so cute to tease."
"Okay...when can you get it? It's in my room and it's in a box..."
"I can probably get it when we leave. I'll hide it under my jacket."
"Thank you Temari you're the best!" I hugged her and she hugged me back.
"Call it...repayment for taking care of my little brother." She told me.
"But...he takes care of me?"
"You do more than you think." she said before Gaara came back into the room.
"There's no mail...guess I should of figured." He shrugged and walked back over to where I was.
Gaara
"So what's for supper bro?" Temari asked as if she was staying for it. I decided not to argue and just let the chick invite herself.
"Leftovers" was my reply hoping to turn her off.
"Sweet, I think it tastes better the second day." she smiled. Whatever.
"Naru is your uncle ok?"
"He's fine, probably just looking up porn." Naruto said not bothering to whisper.
"You hungry? Or do you want to wait awhile?" I asked him.
"I'll wait." Naruto said walking into the living room and laying down on the couch. He looked tired, I mean he only woke up at like 3 this morning and then we threw a small party. That kind of stuff is tiring.
I sat and talked for a bit with my sister and brother.
"So you're serious? Sasuke was there? Why?"
" Dad has... Really taking a liking to him." Temari said.
"I don't know it seemed to me like he was trying to set Sasuke up with one of us. Like he was really upset that you didn't come, and he had Sasuke sit between me and Temi." Kankuro added using our childhood nickname for our sister.
"Why does dad like Sasuke so much? The bastard tried to rape me! And Naruto! Just to piss me off. I hate him."
"Yeah well the key word is tried. Dad doesn't think anything bad until they manage to do something..."
" But he got me back when we were dating! Before I had the balls to break up with him. Before I... You know, attacked those humans and had Sasuke do it too and then dad got mad and sent me here away from Sasuke..." I added. Well…not too far away from the bastard.
"That makes no sense either" Temari sad. "our dad had the power to send Sasuke away, but yet he sends away his children?"
"Well he hates me, because I don't know I remind him of mom. And you guys followed me he didn't send all of us away. And maybe he wanted to keep Sasuke close because Itachi went rogue on us."
"I still... I think there is something going on we don't know about." Temari said.
"Whatever I'm going to start supper can you get Naruto up?"
Naruto
I was dosing off on the couch because now since my friends were gone sleepiness hit me like a bomb. And I mean I didn't want to sleep because that might be rude to Temari and Kankuro. So I was only half asleep but slowly falling into blackness. I tried to keep myself awake by thinking of things like Itachi...was it bad to keep Gaara in the dark about my school? I mean I know it's sort of lying to him but I don't want to worry him or cause him trouble. I don't want him to get stressed over anything that has to do with Sasuke.
I was just 'resting' my eyes when Temari walked up to me and lightly shook me.
"Come on Naruto...wakey wakey." I could hear the smile in her voice.
I just groaned a quick "hmm?" in response.
"Gaara said to wake you up, he's heating up the food."
I just nodded my head and said okay. This caused Temari to walk back over to her brother and I just yawned and slowly drift back into the darkness. But then I heard ANOTHER person walk up to me.
"Come on Naruto...or I'll carry you over my shoulder." I heard Gaara smirk and I sat strait up in fear that the red head would actually do it.
"I'm not even going to try to fool myself thinking you wouldn't because I know you would." I yawned again and he chuckled.
"Go sit at the table sweetie." I smiled and kissed my forehead.
"But what about my uncle? He doesn't deserve to starve."
"I'll go ask him if he wants to eat with demons if you want me to." He said a bit unsure.
"He has to get used to it. I love you so I love your family which means a bunch of demons. If he doesn't like that fact then he can go shove it up his-"
"Okay Naruto I get it. I'll go ask him okay?" I nodded my head and went to go sit at the table. Sitting next to Kankuro with an open seat next to me either for Gaara or my uncle.
Gaara
I knocked on my bedroom door but heard a grunted "Come in" so I did just that.
"Do you want to come eat with us?" I asked approaching him who was sitting on my bed.
"Is it just you demons left?" he asked not sounding too keen on that idea.
"Yeah but they'll behave." I assured him, looking over his shoulder a bit curious as to if he was watching porn or not. I recognized the title on the word doc to be one of Naruto's stories. "What are you reading that for? I thought you didn't like gay things."
"I don't, it was on the computer, I recognized it was Naruto's and got curious. I've never actually read his work before but the kit does have writing potential. He's rough around the edges just like I am, but if you actually plan on putting this kid through school for it, he'll be a fine writer someday.
I smiled. "You didn't finish it yet did you? Haha keep reading, come out when you're done. "I laughed.
Well this would be funny, Naruto ended that one with a sex scene, he knows quite a lot for a virgin. It will be hard convincing Jiraiya he still is one now!
Naruto
I was still tired as I rested my head on my hand while sitting at the table. It was maybe a few minutes before Gaara came out of our bedroom while a small smile played on his face. It made me curious
"Is he going to eat? Was he watching porn?"
"Yes he's going to eat and...no he wasn't WATCHING porn...yet." He smiled and I just shrugged it off as Gaara not making any sense.
"You don't make any sense sometimes Gaara." I looked at him as he gave me a plate of heated food then moved on to giving food for his sister and brother.
"Why does Naruto get to be served first?" Kankuro complained and Gaara rolled his eyes.
"Because I love him."
"So you don't love your nice old big brother?" He said with a pout.
"Nope." Gaara said jokingly witch made us all laugh until my uncle came into the kitchen, sort of stiff. I just imagined it to be because of the demons.
"Jiraiya...they're not going to eat you. Calm down."
"It's not about that kit...not that at all." He grunted out and I saw Gaara chuckle. I just wanted to know what he was laughing about as he finally set a place for my uncle and himself.
We all began to eat even through he tense atmosphere while Kankuro and Gaara kept trying to break down the 4th wall to make a conversation it kept on being brought to a horrible silence. until:
"Naruto are you REALLY a virgin." Jiraiya said randomly and I spit up my food.
"At the table! What goes on in your head." I yelled.
"Well are you?"
"Of course I am! If I wasn't then I would probably tell so you wouldn't be nagging me!" I said still a bit surprised. Gaara smirking away in his seat.
"Then how do you know so much about sex?"
Is he serious? Was he doing this now? I began to blush brightly.
"Where is this coming f-from?" I stuttered and Temari and Kankuro seemed to enjoy the conversation.
"I read your story."
"You what!" I yelled, "W-Which one?" I asked.
"There was chocolate involved..." He said.
"Oh god." I covered my face with my hand.
"So are you!"
"God yes I am!" I yelled, "If you want to know why then I will tell you that I have read ALOT of lemon to get more experience to writing it."
"Lemon?" he said confused.
"It's kind of porn in a writing form, isn't it Naru." Gaara smirked at me obviously enjoying this. This was just embarrassing.
"Y-Yeah." I stuttered and felt like sinking in my seat.
"For some reason I don't believe you." He said and I shook my head. Damn why was he being so difficult?
"Okay, well as much as I love this conversational drama right now I would have to agree that Naruto is still a virgin no matter how horny my brother gets." Temari said which caused me to blush more and Gaara to elbow her in the stomach, "I mean...he doesn't have that specific glow yet." She finished.
Gaara
"Please please please tell me that this 'glow' isn't some girl talk that I don't want to listen to..." I said resting my head on my palms with a sigh.
"Don't you know? When some ones done it for the first time, they have this... Air around them that is complete bliss. It always happens once you lose your virginity because it feels amazing..."
"Not always." I muttered.
"You mean to say Naruto's already lost his?" Temari said confused. Jiraiya looked shocked.
"No I just mean, you won't always have the glow."
"How do you mean?" Temari asked.
"If your first time wasn't enjoyable." I said my eyes only for my sister. She didn't get it, I could tell by the look on her face.
"When is your first time not enjoyable?" she asked as if it was impossible.
"Can you not think of one reason Temari?" the effort it took not to shout made my voice seem colder than I mean't it to. I didn't want Jiraiya to see me angry so I stood up and left the table, walking to my room. Before I shut the door with considerable force, I heard Naruto mutter "Rape... I get it." to Temari and the other people at the table. I flung myself onto the bed and noticed the computer on, so I decided to occupy myself to my facebook page.
I checked my comments, replied to some messages... Wrote someone a happy birthday on their wall. Then I checked my email but when I went to click yahoo on my favorites bar I accidentally hit the one next to it, which Naruto had added. It set me up to his DA account, and I noticed all the comments he had from people telling him he was a great writer. I smiled as I read some of his feedback, some of his comments to people, some conversations on his own life. He mentioned me a few times and I was happy to see he had nothing bad to say.
These people were people who didn't have a clue that Naruto was a kitsune. These were people who learned about Naruto and like Naruto for who he is not what he is. It made me sad to think that people are bias. That he feels more comfortable online than in real life. I'm just happy that lately, Naruto's been treated more and more like a human being and less like some filthy animal.