Hook, Revenge, and Baited
Author: GleekShip
Spoilers: Up until Season 2 There will be aspects from each. And Puck and Quinn never slept together, she was never pregnant.
Summary: Santana wants revenge on Puck. She enlists the help of Kurt in this delicious, sexy plot.
Pairings: Puck/Kurt
Hook, Revenge, and Baited
Kurt feels his heart go up into his head. It's not that he's necessarily nervous, mainly because he knows that he deserves what's coming to him, but because he's been expecting it at some point. Kurt lets out a shaky breath as he moves further into the room. Puck looks away from Kurt to look at the guitar in his lap. Kurt gulps as the boy starts to play. Puck bites his lip before turning to Kurt.
(Puck)
Oh brother I can't, I can't get through
Kurt gulps as he takes a seat in one of the chairs.
(Puck)
I've been trying hard to reach you, cause I don't know what to do
Oh brother I can't believe it's true
I'm so scared about the future and I wanna talk to you
Puck rolls in his chair and slowly makes his way over to Kurt.
(Puck)
Oh I wanna talk to you
During the break in the song, Puck and Kurt seem to have a stare-down. Kurt's gaze is full of fear while Puck's is a puzzle to Kurt.
(Puck)
You can take a picture of something you see
In the future where will I be?
"Stop." Kurt sits forward and puts his face into his hands as the guitar cuts off. "You do . . . you do realize that just because this song has the words 'I wanna talk to you' does not institute it in our current situation of you wanting to talk to me." He looks up at Puck's amused face. "This is not the situation nor am I the person that this song should be directed to."
Puck just shrugs and lifts the guitar and the strap over his shoulder before standing up. "Lyrics are always open to interpretation from each person that hears it as well as the voice that sings and celebrates the song. That's the joy of music Hummel."
Kurt sighs and buries his face back into his hands. "Can we please just get this over with? Yell at me, hit me. Do whatever you need to do to . . ." Kurt shakes his head sits up, confused. "Make things normal between us. To get your justice." Kurt clears his throat as he slowly stands up, dropping his bag to the floor as he does. "Don't worry about hurting me too much. I'm stronger than I look."
"Sit, Hummel." Puck all but growls as he makes his back over to the boy.
Kurt follows Puck's instruction hesitantly. The chair feels even worse this time knowing that he listened to the tan bully. Puck sighs as he sits down. Kurt looks at the boy and can see some confusion on the boys face.
"You know, Hummel . . . I was really pissed off at you." Puck has his hands intertwined as his elbows are propped up on his knees and he stares out at the piano. "I mean I was planned to make your life worse than a living hell. You wouldn't have been able to move or speak by the time that I was done with you." Kurt tenses up, but Puck continues on. "But I have to admit that I was quite surprised when I walked into a school of apologies. Then that video." Puck looks to Kurt and laughs. "That whole video trick that Santana set up was awesome. I can't believe that everyone bought it." Puck's smile slowly drops as his eyes drift away from Kurt. "I also can't believe that you did what you did. That's what I still can't wrap my mind around. I bully you and Jacob, and countless other kids. So why are you the only one to actually carry out some nefarious scheme with Santana?"
Kurt sighs and mimics Puck's position by putting his elbows on his knees and staring out at the piano. "I may be gay, but I still have balls."
Puck snorts. "I'm still pissed at you, you know?"
"I wouldn't expect anything less." Kurt mutters and slowly turns his head towards Puck. "What now? I don't know what to really expect from all of this."
"Well . . . there was harm, there was foul, but you tried to fix it. That and my inability to say no to Brittany . . . lets just call things even." Puck looks to Kurt with a raised eyebrow. "I'm sure that if all of the crap that I've done to you was put on you in one moment that you'd be dead or damn near close. I understand you wanting revenge, so I'm just accepting it."
Kurt purses his lips. "I don't feel comfortable with this. I'd feel better if you punched me or something."
"Well I'm not going to do that Hummel." Puck lets out a shaky breath before he stands up. "Deal with it."
Kurt runs his hand over his face. "Why do you have to be so responsible now?"
"Well." Puck turns to look at Kurt. "Having my sister have to do everything for me and be my only company kind of softens me up. Then coming back and having Brittany around me constantly." Puck sighs and looks to the ground. "I've had a lot of time to think about this. Yes I would love to punch your face in, but I don't want to be that person anymore. Otherwise I'll just be giving you another reason to try one of Santana's revenge schemes again."
Kurt chuckles and looks to the floor before sighing and grabbing his bag. "I don't know if I should be extremely grateful and start praying to some non-existent diety or if I should be fearful from you for the rest of my life."
Puck chuckles and makes his way over to the door. "I wouldn't worry about me too much. I'm sure Brittany would kill me if I do anything else to you." Kurt chuckles and Puck stops in the doorway. "By the way Hummel, I had another reason for letting this all go."
Kurt picks up his back and shoulders it while looking at Puck with a confused expression. "What else could there be?"
Puck looks back at Kurt with a smirk. "You have one talented mouth on you." Kurt's eyes widen and he blushes as Puck just chuckles through his smirk. "Best. Blowjob. Ever."
Kurt is left speechless as the boy leaves the room.
So back with another chapter. This one sort of ends the first arc and starts a new one that I know many of you were hoping for. Let me know what you think.