Gaara
"So... what we gonna do tonight?" Naruto asked as I opened the fridge to find something to cook for us. I turned to look at him.
"I would offer to repeat last nights' events. But I think I shall give you a bit more time to recover, not to mention we should do it on a day you don't have school the next day so you do not have to limp from class to class." I smiled. "What do you say about some pizza rolls? I stocked up on stuff like pizza rolls and hot pockets... anytizers... and toaster strudels now that we have a freezer... oh and ice cream now too."
"A?"
"It's a name brand for like, microwavable chicken nuggets and boneless chicken wings. I got both because I didn't know if you would like the buffalo style... It's a bit hot but you can dilute it with blue cheese, and now we have a bigger fridge I stocked up on that too. I also got whipped cream, some coffee mate and a jar of cherries. Oh and speaking of chicken wings, do you like wings? Because I was thinking of buying a deep fryer. Me and Kankuro used to make the best freaking wings at parties..."
"Dude, I'm half fox. I LOVE chicken."
"Oh and I also bought a jar of pickles."
"Pickles? Why pickles?"
"Because I LOVE pickles. Sometimes my mood swings affect my eating habits, and for about a month straight last year, I would get up in the morning from having not a wink of sleep in a pissed mood, and all I could eat for breakfast was a pickle without having the urge to throw up." I explained. "So when normal people are in a hurry, they grab a pop tart. I grab a pickle."
"Fine just don't come near me. I HATE the smell of pickles."
"I love you."
"I love you too."
"Pizza rolls?" I asked finally.
"Pizza rolls." Naruto agreed.
"Go pick out a movie while I heat these up." I offered.
"Great idea!"
Naruto
I smiled to myself as I walked mostly like a normal person back into our bedroom where we stashed most of the movies… but then again we did clean up and move a lot of things around so it might actually not be in here.
I looked at the area that they would normally be seeing that they were not there and sighed to myself. How come I don't know where things are in my own house? It's like the apartment is out to get me or something! Breathing out and wanting to find it without having to ask Gaara for help, because I'm a big boy, I decided to go and check the guest bedroom seeing as how we had originally used it to put things we couldn't fit anywhere else. We cleaned it out when Jiraiya came through and then if I remember we put everything back.
Gaara could have possibly put the DVD's in there right? Or they could be right in front of my face like normally everything is. I'm just that clueless when it comes to finding things or places. What can I say other than I get lost a lot?
"Now where are you?" I spoke softly to myself when I finally made it to the room. Going into the closet to search for the treasure that is Disney movies and Comedies… even some action ones. Which I would probably end up just picking out a comedy since it would be good for the both of us.
"Ah hah! Success! You hadn't won this time box!" I spoke to myself, well aware I was talking to an inanimate object. But I didn't care seeing as how Gaara was still in the kitchen. I could hear him in there getting some milk out probably to use the juice from the jar of cherries and make some of the cherry milk he loves.
I shook my head continuing my mission for the missing DVD's that hadn't stayed missing for long… so was it really called a mission in the first place? Doesn't really matter since it would be epic to be a ninja wouldn't it? But then again… ninjas can't wear orange can they.
I breathed out sadly finally pulling the box out from the closet into the light. I opened it thinking of the movies that we could watch. What about hall pass? I liked that movie. I don't know if Gaara did though…
But… I guess this wasn't really the right box of movies. Scratch that I failed my mission big time. Because in this box, of mystery, was not Disney… actually far from it. It caused me to blush and push it away from me.
But I got curious seeing as how this box wasn't mine but obviously Gaara's… I say obviously since its contents was porn. I didn't think he still had this stuff! And it was far in the closet like I would never find it.
Curious I pushed around some of the movies (there was also some magazines) blushing all the way.
"All gay porn." I stated, "Naughty teacher?" I didn't have to read the description on what that was about so I decided on moving it to the side.
Oui maître? Is that even English? Well of course it isn't English… it's French I think.
I turned it over and checked the back… I mean I'm curious. Can't a boy be curious? I may be embarrassed by it, but that doesn't help it. "Ohhh it means Yes Master! Male maid forced into wearing girl maid outfit and serve his master in any way he pleases…" So that's the story line meaning pretty much everything else is just fucking.
I sighed putting that to the side. Mostly the rest were just different things that I didn't need description for since… the front cover was revealing enough. Over desks, on tables and on floors of different places. On the beach, over a picnic table… this one guy was upside down while the other male was right side up… or maybe it was the opposite way. I don't know but it sort of looked… awkward and weird and I didn't know what the position was. But then again I don't know a lot of positions. Figuring Gaara must be wondering where I was seeing as how I was in the room blushing like heck at Gaara's personal stash I walked out of there holding the one video with the weird position behind my back as I made it back into the living room.
"That took forever." He smiled as he looked at me confused like why the heck it took me so long, "What did you pick?"
"Well… about that. I didn't pick anything because I couldn't find the box." I said truthfully.
"Crap… I forgot I put it on my side of the bed against the wall. Sorry I forgot to tell you. Is that what took you so long?"
"W-Well…n-no. Because… I did find a box and I g-got a bit…curious." I brought out behind my back, "Do you still use these?" I asked confused and interested watching his eyes go wide.
Gaara
"N-not r-really... but I haven't thought what to do with them. Porn isn't cheap... and I have an... Extensive collection. I was thinking of possibly selling them later on or something..." I said quite embarrassed. In truth I had forgotten I had them, not needing to use any of them since I met Naruto. But I smiled thinking of a thought "You could watch some. It would give you great idea for your stories." I stuck out my tongue in a smirky way.
"Gaara!" Naruto said play hitting my side.
"Oh... you got me!" I said, holding my side where he hit me, and dramatically falling to the floor.
"Get up you drama queen! The fall had to hurt worse than I did!" Naruto said rolling his eyes.
I got back up. "What do you think I should do with them?" I asked him. I valued his opinion a lot. If he didn't want them I'd throw them away. Or I'd give them to Deidara and Sasori... or maybe Tobi could sell them second hand and I could make some money off of them.
"I just... I just don't want you watching them... I don't know why but..."
"That's understandable. It's sort of like jealousy. You don't feel like you're... good enough if your partner watches porn. And to be honest, I forgot I had them. I hadn't thought about them since I met you... I mean even when we moved, they were already in a box at the back of my closet, so I just said 'ok box, box pile' and picked up the next item. Like I knew what was in it but I just wasn't thinking about that, you know? Too much on my mind. I think maybe Tobi sells second hand porn at his shop. I mean money is money right?" I asked Naruto.
Naruto nodded and agreed with that plan.
"Ok so time to pick a real movie." Naruto said as I took supper to the bedroom. He pulled out the right box, just leaving the box of porn where he left it out of the closet.
I walked over to it, pulling out a few. I started laughing.
"I haven't seen some of these in ages... most of these are so cheesy... I only have a handful of good ones. This one is illegal; dad got it for me on one of his business trips to France. I actually took French class in high school so I could learn what it said... then I wish I didn't." I told Naruto holding up the yes master one. "This one was my first ever porn... it was dads fault, he sent it to me as a prank." the cover was white with no words written. "It's German I think so the accents are hilarious, but it's all English, they just talk funny. This one is a lie. It's not gay porn. Dad switched the disk on the inside to get me to watch it back when he was trying to make me straight. I think he blames himself for turning me gay with the white covered one he first sent me, but I thought he had just learned my secret somehow and was making fun of me." I informed, throwing the mislabeled one away because no one would buy it. "Now this one..." I held up one with a picture of a guy in a bat man suit. It was titled 'buttman and throbbin' "this was one of my favorites. I was actually batman for Halloween the year I got this one."
"ok I found it! Hall pass I knew you had it." Naruto said passing it to me.
"K" I said as I put it the DVD player. "I'll get of that box tomorrow." I said as I pulled Naruto into my side so we could cuddle and watch the movie.
Naruto
It's sort of weird that Gaara talks so simply about porn. But then again he's used to it. I'm just glad he isn't like that one guy on true life who was addicted to porn! Or maybe he was… well before he met me that is.
I snuggled into his side eating the slightly warm pizza rolls that were still on the plate, happy to have something in my stomach. We laughed a few times at the stupid little jokes when Gaara said something.
"If I gave you a hall pass would you… do anything?" Gaara asked me with a somewhat serious tone. But I knew he seemed sort of worried.
"No. In truth I wouldn't know what to do if it was anyone else. So I would probably be sitting in a corner hiding for a week." I shrugged at the question. I really was telling the truth, and even if I did know how to get dates or something I wouldn't want anyone else than my red head. No joke.
"And even if you did know how-"
"I wouldn't. You're the one for me." I smiled and took a sip of some cherry milk Gaara prepared, "But… i-if I gave you o-one?" I stuttered knowing he would get along better than me.
"I would decline your offer to even take a hall pass." He kissed my forehead causing me to blush and scoot over so I wasn't just in his side but now actually sitting on his lap. He didn't seem to care and I just rested gently against his chest, still watching the movie and giggling at the certain parts.
When I knew the movie was coming to the end ( I had yawned meaning I was tired) I poked Gaara slightly and I asked a question I would never ever think I would ask in my life time. But I had to.
"Do you believe in true love?"
His eyes seemed to narrow in confusion as in why I would ask such a question, "I do." He said bluntly, "Why?"
"Because I had been thinking since I met you, even after I found out you were a demon, that you could be the one. I just wanted to know if you felt the same way." I muttered at the ending.
"I do feel the same way about you, and that's why I'm worried that you will leave me." He pecked my cheek causing me to grin, "Now you seemed tired and you have school. Let's go to bed kay?" He said and I nodded my head, following Gaara out of the room after turning off the TV and turning off any remaining lights.
I changed into my pj's and so did Gaara before we cuddled on the bed into we fell asleep. We fell asleep pretty fast mind you.