Gaara
I woke up the next morning and made breakfast, the smell luring Naruto out of bed, and into the kitchen. "Toaster strudels?" Naruto asked. It wasn't my normal grand breakfast.
"I can't cook all the time. Besides, we are running a tad bit late."
"Right." Naruto agreed, waiting for his to cool off as I poured him a glass of milk.
We ate quickly and got dressed; I dropped Naruto off at school and drove quickly over to the tattoo shop.
"Hey guys." I smiled as I walked in.
"Where were you yesterday?" Deidara demanded.
"Oh sorry, I guess I didn't call in... Sorry. I was busy." I said shrugging.
"Busy? Doing what? Fucking Naruto up the ass? Because you could have called." Deidara reprimanded me.
"Well, yeah. Actually. Naruto and I had sex on my birthday, and I stayed home the next day to make sure he was alright. I mean, it was his first time..." I trailed off wondering if Naruto would want everybody to know.
"Awwwwww" Deidara crooned. Sai started making cracks about Naruto and me. And work continued as normal

Naruto
"What?" I asked cautiously while Hinata leaned forward so she was probably only an inch away from my face. She looked suspicious which is never good.
"Where were you for two days?" She said and I just breathed out.
"With Gaara."
"How come?"
"It was his birthday Wednesday. And Thursday we decided to ditch." I looked at her while I saw Shikamaru and Choji right by. "Why?"
"Because you're lying!"
"Wha-"
"You. Naruto, are no longer a virgin!" She screamed causing me to blush and look around fast at the other students in the halls. They all snickered as I tried to hide my face.
"Why are you so loud!?"
"So it is true." She smirked.
"S-Shut up!"
"Ha ha!" She laughed and I practically ran to Zabuza sensei's class. Only to be stopped by the scene that is Haku kissing him in a deserted classroom at the moment. If possible my cheeks would of have gotten redder. They stopped as soon as I took a step back causing the ground to creak. Zabuza glared at me while Haku smiled.
"Hey Naruto! Wait something's different… YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN ANYMROE ARE YOU?!"
Yep this will be a very long day.

Gaara
"Ok I have to go pick Naruto up from sch-"
"No you don't." Deidara cut me off.
"But Deidara, you never had a problem with it before." I argued to my boss who did nothing these days but try and choke on his boyfriends tongue.
"Yeah, before you didn't show up with no phone call! I'm still mad at you, so Naruto will have to walk today." Deidara said.
with an agitated sigh I said "Sure, let the poor boy walk after I rammed him a thousand times in the ass two days ago" and knowing I need this job I texted Naruto who would be getting out in about 10 minutes. 'Hey Deidara's mad at me about ditching yesterday, he won't let me leave to pick you up.'
A few seconds later the reply came back 'It's ok I know my way. Is there anything I can do to help?' Naruto asked.
'Well if you want to get rid of that box of porn, you know where Tobi's is and it's on the way here to the tattoo shop if you want to come hang out.'
'Alright I'll do that. Bell just rang; I'm on my way home.'
'Coolio.'
I started drawing just some random patterns on the sketch pad I bought to practice some tattoo designs. Sai was putting Mento's in a soda bottle.
"Fuck, if that explodes in here, everything will get wet!" I reprimanded him.
"Hehe, no it won't." he said waving a gay hand at me. And by that I meant it was bent at a 90 degree angle. Then he continued to shake the bottle vigorously.
"Dear god... why do I have to work with an idiot." I palmed my face.
*ssshhhhhhhhhhppppplllluuurrr rssshhhh* the cap flew off and fizz went everywhere. "I fucking told you! Clean this up before Deidara barges in here from hearing that over his moaning-"
"I heard that Gaara..."
"It's not my fault he's an idiot and you're sex craved!" I said turning a bit sour. How can he be mad at me? Look at what Sai just did!
"I'm sex craved? Coming from the one who skipped work to have sex!" Deidara said with a pouty face. He looked like he was trying to blow me up with his mind.
"And bringing my boyfriend to work and having sex with him here is better?" I said.
Deidara blushed and went back into his office grumbling something about picking up the mess.

Naruto
Once I shook Hinata off my arm who was bothering me about juicy details of my sex life (oh yeah that was all I heard all day from the girl who seemed to have spread it everywhere through school. I even got a few texts from Neji!) I finally made it home, not really resting until I found a bag that I knew I had put in my top drawer. I need a jewelry box or something (even if that sounds girly) because I have too much stuff that Gaara had given me. Granted he only bought me a ring, a bracelet and a collar but I feel weird just leaving it out on the bed side table.
Sighing I got out the collar and put it on, worried that since I was going to be alone that I might be stopped by a cop, hopefully not though. I just wanted to be prepared you know? Plus it didn't completely look like it was something that said I was owned (by me that is) it just looked like a locket. And it made me feel sort of loved as I checked it out in the mirror, even if it was tight around my throat.
I combed my hair a little so it was a bit tamer after I changed my shirt so I didn't really smell like school before I grabbed the box of porn (slightly blushing) and left our apartment. I mean I should be more embarrassed about going to a sex store while it was still daylight but I was sort of excited to see Tobi, as weird as that sounds, plus Gaara had asked me to do something! That just made me happy.
I walked, non-suspiciously, with a box unlabeled down a street without that many people on it. I think it was either because most were looking at me like I was going to cause trouble or because nobody wanted to touch me. I'm just saying, this box was sort of heavy and I was using everything to make sure I didn't drop it, or get lost to that fact. I mean…this is Gaara's collection, no matter how embarrassed I might be from him watching this stuff, he's still Gaara.
"Naru Naru!" I jumped and almost dropped the box when I heard the scream from behind me.
"T-Tobi?" I stuttered trying to settle my heart rate. Why was he here? I mean there's still at least 2 blocks till I make it to the store.
"Yosh! Why are you alone? Where's Gaara, Oh! What's in the box! Where are you going?" he kept asking questions.
"Um… well, actually Gaara's working right now and he asked me to take this to your shop…" I said slightly embarrassed to be talking like this now.
"What's in it?!"
"U-Um… porn." I stuttered and the older males face brightened instantly, before he could yell it out to the world I added in, "Why are you not there and here now anyway?"
"Tobi went out to eat." He shrugged before he smiled again and continued to ramble on about random things while he walked with me to his store. Getting some attention that I would kind of didn't want when walking with a box full of porn. But I got used to it and when we got into his store (clearly empty since it was closed for 15 minutes) I actually took a large breath in seeing as I actually succeeded in coming here.
"So! What exactly do you want?" he asked curious as I put the box on the counter.
"Um… Gaara sort of wanted to sell these maybe to you since he remembered he had them. Well… do you sell second hand… porn?"
"Correct! We do just that here! How much do you have?"
"A lot…" I said truthfully as he started to open the box and look through each one grumbling to himself.
"Holy shiz! Gaara has a lot! Some were actually bought here but some are some Tobi has never seen before! Are you sure Gaara wants these all sold?"
"I think so. He said he hasn't really watched or used any of these since he met me… and he didn't tell me he wanted any saved." I told him and he just nodded his head enthusiastically, curiosity peeved my interest and I asked, "So… how much?"
"Well it is second hand, but some are very rare and also some I can't even believe are legal! So in all… for the amount you have I would offer 696 for it all. But to round it up just 700."
"Dollars!" I sputtered.
"No pennies silly!" he joked and I rolled my eyes, "Yes dollars."
Holy shit that's expensive. After he explained more on why I just agreed and hoped that was enough for Gaara's liking… "-Plus Gaara's a close friend so that's just enough since there is a lot in here."
"Okay okay." I chuckled. He opened his register and frowned.
"I don't have enough now and I don't want to give you a check, so I can give you half now and possibly give you half another time." He mumbled to himself as I said a quick that's okay.
"Hey."
"Huh?" I asked interested as he gave me an envelope full of money.
"You want a job?"
"W-What!" I yelled excited but also confused at the random question before I had almost walked out.
"Do. You. Want. A. job!?"
"Wh-Why?"
"Because were short on staff… well Tobi's the only one that really works here and Tobi needs another person here…"
"I'm 17."
"Close to 18." He said quickly, "And I could give you the money faster that way!"
"Um… I." I want this… even if it's here. I don't want to be completely helpless!, "Um… c-can I get back to you? I have to ask Gaara first." Or I have to convince him and force him to let me work at probably the only place that would ever let me work.
I smiled as I said a final goodbye and almost ran to the tattoo shop to see Gaara yelling at Sai who had his hands over his ears like a child who didn't want to be told something.
"And that's why you don't act like a dumbass! I swear that was one of the dumbest things I have seen you do! Are you 2 or something?"
"La lala la la la la la la I can't here you blah!" he kept saying over and over again. I could almost see the anime sweat drops of a customer sitting on the couch as I smirked slightly at the unsuspecting red head.
"You're not even listening to me!"
"Come on Gaara. Stop being so harsh." I giggled slightly when he finally looked at me.
He grunted slightly annoyed before he came up to me and hugged me causing me to blush, "I love you, sorry I couldn't drive you."
"It's okay."
"Did you… um do the thing okay?" He asked me and I nodded giving the envelope which he opened bug eyed.
"Holy shit! That's a lot."
"Actually that's only half… he said the total was 700 seeing as you had some rare ones."
"I could kiss him!"
"But… I have a question. If… maybe… I mean I am old enough… and I don't want to just be there for you to buy everything and… could I …possibly get a … um I mean… a job… possibly? And not just any job but…T-Tobi sort of offered me one." I blushed and looked at the ground making a circle with my toe of my shoe.

Gaara
"What?" I asked, barely understanding a word of the uncompleted sentences he was mumbling.
"Please don't be mad, it was only a question, and don't freak out because I just figured it would give me something to do while you're still at work, and we could use the extra money, even in the long run..."
"Whoa whoa stop. I didn't hear what you said the first time, but I did hear the word 'job' and they way you're talking-"
"Tobi... offered me... a ... um... job." Naruto said really slowly watching my expression with each word. I thought about what he had listed before. When I'm at work, Naruto does nothing but sit on the couch bored and type on his phone. He could do that at Tobi's shop too, but he'll get paid for it. Tobi just needs someone to watch the place, running it by himself is hard. We could use the money... as it is my paycheck goes to up keeping the apartment. Naruto could start saving up money for college, this way he won't feel so bad taking my money to do it. Tobi's shop is closer to the school than the tattoo shop, so Naruto can walk there after school and I can pick him up after.
I guess it would be for the better... "What about homework? I don't want you're grades affected by this. You need top grades to get into a good school."
Naruto nodded thinking it over. "I can try it out, and if it's too much I'll just have to quit. But I think I can handle it." Naruto said thinking things over in his head.
"Well then text Tobi the answer." I smiled giving Naruto a kiss. "But bring you're coll- necklace to school. I don't want something happening to you on the walk ok? And I want you to text me when you leave school and when you get to Tobi's. Alright?"
"Ok." I could tell Naruto agreed with that, because he would want me out there looking for him if something happened. I knew I sounded like a parent that didn't trust his kid, but it just wasn't like that. "I'm actually pretty exited... I don't know why." Naruto said.
"That's good... why would you think I'd be mad?" I asked. Wondering if I had heard him right the first time if I would have been so calm.
"W-well... I don't know. I just didn't know if you would like the idea. I've been wanting to ask you if I could get a job, I was just scared you'd say no and that I wouldn't be able to find work anyway."
"Naru, sweetie, you can talk to me about anything. But you're right. If Tobi hadn't offered you a job, I would have been against the idea, but it's your life. I won't tell you what you can and cannot do."
"Ok... but... I value your opinion. I'd like to know how you feel before I take any major steps." Naruto stated.
I nodded. "I appreciate that, but if I ever say no, you don't have to listen to me. It's just an opinion. I'll follow you every step of the way, and be my over protective and over-worrying self." I said rubbing my nose against his on the last few words.
"I wouldn't want it any other way!" Naruto smiled the one where he shows all his teeth. It made me smile back, before Deidara yelled at me to break up the love fest and get back to work

Naruto
I couldn't help grinning at this. He actually said I could do it! Gaara took the customer who was on the couch waiting while Gaara had been bitching at Sai for some reason. And Sai was on the floor mumbling to himself something that I couldn't even understand. I think I heard the words Gaara's just a fricken dick, or something. I kinda wanna know what he did to get Gaara upset at him but then again… did I want to know? Gaara was probably gonna tell me later.
I almost skipped to the couch as I pulled out my phone and quickly found Tobi's number.
'Gaara agreed! I can work for you but I have to keep up my school work.'
'School no problem! Tobi will let you work on it!' I almost got an instant reply my tail wagging back and forth in excitement. Before I could reply he sent another one making me raise an eyebrow, 'when can you start?'
Umm…. when can I start? I could start this weekend… but I'm not that positive. I mean… it's the weekend and no school and… with Gaara. I'm not positive, but would Gaara want to do it again? Maybe, I'm not sure. Let's say Monday! 'Monday maybe? I can come right after school if that's alright with you.'
'Yay! Perfect okay , hey question did you and Gaara have sex yet! Just a question for working!' why the hell would he need to know that? … but then again it's a sex shop.
'Yeah.' I said simply.
'Kay! Talk to you later Naru!' he concluded and I couldn't help the blush rush up to my cheeks as I put my phone away.
"Gaara!" I said excitedly him not looking away from the girl's lower back. Probably tramp stamp not that it mattered. If he wasn't gay I would be jealous. I shook my head away from the thought.
"Huh?"
"Tobi says I can start Monday!"
"Okay."
"And I could do my homework there too!" I smiled before Sai got up from his grumbling spot on the floor and walked over to me.
"So tell me Naruto, how's Gaara's dick?" blood rushed to my cheeks before I hid my face in my hands.
"Sai, I swear you already rubbed me the wrong way today if you mess with Naruto I might just kill you." The red head gave an agitated sigh and I could only chuckle softly.

Gaara
"That's not even funny! It's not my fault you're being a dick to me just because Deidara is pissy at you!" Sai argued stomping a foot crossing his arms and throwing his hip out like a girl.
"I'm not pissy because of that, I told you not do make a fricking soda bomb, and Deidara gets mad me for your dumbass mess." I said in my defense.
"All you fags are just on pms." Sai said that one stupid remark that never makes any sense in an argument.
"You're a fag too." I mumbled, but he heard me.
"I'm bi." Sai corrected.
"I'm sorry, my bad, not only are you a fag, but you're so desperate you'll fuck anything that moves." I snarled.
Naruto snickered into his hands. I had to smile just a bit at my comeback. "Sai did what now?" Naruto asked after Sai stormed away to the bathroom in the corner.
"Have you ever put mento's in a soda can?" I asked. "Then shook it until it exploded?"
"No." Naruto said raising an eye brow.
"Just don't do it inside, and I won't get pissy. Ok?" I said.
"Kay." Naruto agreed. I checked the time on my phone that was sitting on the table next me. Seeing it, Naruto picked it up after I put it down and turned it on. Mind you, it was an iPhone. "You have a password?" Naruto asked, having never had to unlock it before.
"Yeah, it's your birthday actually." I gave a small smile in his direction before going back to the girl's tattoo I was working on.
"Oh." was all he said blushing a bit, "What was it before you met me?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Cherry." I said with an evil smirk.
Naruto laughed, before flipping through my apps. "You have so much..." he complimented in awe. My iTunes account was stocked with like 60 iTunes gift cards, all for different amounts. I took all my music from YouTube, so I used all the money on games. Keeping himself busy with that, I finished up with my costumer, and counted down the minuets till I could leave

Naruto
I bit my lower lip as I concentrated on the game that I was playing, really not wanting to lose again. But in the end I lost again while Gaara kept drawing in his sketch book seeing as nobody was coming into the shop as it got later and later. The only person coming in went right to Sai since it was his turn plus he wanted a piercing in a… very private place.
Since I lost again before I retried again I took a look at Gaara who looked up from his sketch at me once before he went right back to drawing.
Was he drawing me? I blushed softly as I tried to ignore it and go back to the game that I retried to win.
Actually winning the level this time I smiled brightly and actually jumped off the couch in excitement before I figured out what I had did and sat back down.
"What is it?" Gaara finally asked and I grinned.
"I won the level I tried like 50 times."
"Are you exaggerating?"
"No, I really played it 54 times. No joke." I told him and he laughed finally closing his sketch book and standing up stretching.
"What time is it?" He asked me. Oh, I had his phone.
"Um… 8." I told him and his eyes lit up.
"Deidara I'm leaving!" he said quickly as if hoping that the blond wouldn't ask him to do anything else while he grabbed my hand and walked out with me to his car, opening my door to let me in then closed it getting into his side sighing happily.
"That had to be the slowest day I have ever had! Remind me to never ever forget to call in again okay?" He told me and I giggled softly.
"I promise to remind you. Which I think I did." I told him and he thought for a second.
"… I think you might of. Dammit, I just didn't think he would give a crap!" Gaara grunted rubbing the bridge of his nose annoyed a bit.
"Sorry your day was slow and boring, and annoying by the sounds of it!" I said really actually sorry that that happened because he had stayed away from work to help me.