Naruto
"Don't be. I'm an idiot. Well what can we do tonight huh? After today, I'm not up for much but I'm happy to spend time with you so whatever is really ok." I said trying to explain. I wanted to relax but at the same time I wanted to spend time with Naruto.
"We don't have to do anything strenuous. I mean, we watch movies a lot... maybe we could... play a card game or something." Naruto shrugged.
"Hmm... Sounds great. Strip poker?"
"Yea- wait... What!?" Naruto said all exited but then paused mid facial expression and looked at me questionably.
"Kidding... I mean. Unless you want to. But I also know rummy, slap jack, war, hand and foot; uno, and gold fish... then I know two games that are not official card games. Egyptian rat screw and Mao. (mow)."
"Egyptian rat screw? Mao? What the heck are those?" Naruto asked.
"ERS is like slap jack but more complicated. You slap on doubles like 10 10 in a row. Or on sandwiches, 4 5 4 or something. And then if you put down an ace you have 4 tries to produce a face card or the person gets the deck. With a king you have 3 tries, a queen 2 tries and a jack 1 try. Mao is even more ridiculous and I can't tell you the rules."
"What?"
"That's the rule. You have to figure them out for yourself. There are seven to start with. And the winner gets to add one rule after every game. So if you play 8 rounds there will be 15 rules you have to know." I tried to explain.
"It sounds confusing."
"It is. That's why well play like one of the boring emo games." I said.
"Boring emo games. Sounds fun."
"Shut it. I'll tell you what, we can bet on how many times I get to fuck you this weekend." I smiled. "That will make it fun."
Naruto's face resembled a tomato. "Please, I got enough sex cracks at school today." he looked down at his hands quite embarrassed. Did he regret it? Or was he just tired of people mentioning it? Like he was trying to think it wasn't as big a deal as people are making it out to be
Scarletraven007
"Oh my gosh Hinata is like fricken Sherlock effing Holmes and figured out I wasn't a virgin in the first 5 minutes she saw me! And then what's worse is that Haku-Sensei figured it out too right after I saw him making out with Zabuza sensei, not a good sight. And then Shikamaru and Choji knew because they heard Hinata yell it to the whole hall!" I said blushing as I continued to look at my hands. "And so Shikamaru and Choji started making cracks and soon I started getting texts from your friends. You know lee and Neji? I'm pretty sure the whole school knows I'm not a virgin anymore." I rambled on.
"Sorry I took your innocence away from you and made you the most popular guy in school." Gaara laughed a bit nervously. Why was he nervous?
"It's more as in how they were thinking that I was actually a virgin in the first place…" I muttered then looked up from my hands at the red head.
"Hey… Naruto… remember how you said you… never mind it was stupid." He started but shook his head out of it.
"No tell me, you already started." I looked at him.
"You said you didn't regret it right?"
"And I don't. I promise I don't regret what we did." I swore crossing my finger over my heart, as he started to park the car. Why would he even think like that? Was it because of how I am a bit embarrassed how the whole school (and more) seems to know I finally had sex with my boyfriend?
"Sorry I was just… sort of worried."
"Don't be." I started before he got out and went to my door opening it for me as I stepped out.
I grabbed his hand while we walked up to our apartment, me automatically trying to find some cards to play some card games. Something that I could maybe win… BS is so out of the question. He says he's a great liar so I would never win. Hmmm.
As I found the cards Gaara had already gotten two sodas as he sat at one side of the table.
"To make sure that you know I don't regret it… I'll do your thing and we can bet on how many times we could have sex this weekend… I mean I got to get used to it and… possibly get better, maybe. And since I know you win a lot, after a while you could possibly add bondage to your bet… if you want." I said while I continued to blush deeply and not look directly in his face. Even if he was joking about it I knew he also had some sort of truth behind it.

Gaara
I smirked. "My little Naru is turning all kinky on me." I smiled. One of the smiles you just want to text XD at the end.
"Shut up." Naruto blushed shuffling the cards.
"Name your game." I said, putting both elbows on the table and resting my chin on my palms.
"Um..." Naruto didn't seem the type for poker... rummy was too long, war and slap jack are boring, and Uno and gold fish are babyish. So what will he pick?
"I guess rummy." Naruto said after thinking about it.
So he's a rummy kind of guy huh? You learn something new every day. I smiled. Rummy took a lot of patience. I let Naruto deal the cards, so he got the wild card, which was 4. I began to put all my cards into pairs and such. Frowning inwardly that I had no 4's or aces, I had 2 kings though, and I could d in hearts. But other than that my hand was bad.
Naruto drew his card from the deck and I saw him bite the inside of his cheek. This was something I hadn't noticed before, but I could tell the way he pursed his lip first so he could grab at the skin with his slightly pointy teeth. I noticed he did the pursed lip thing when he was thinking. So he bit his lip when nervous and his cheek when thinking. It's a good thing I have majorly broken him of the lip habit.
He discarded. "Your turn." He said. He had put down a set of three two's. I picked up a card, it was a king. I put down my three kings and a two on his set of two's. Then the 567 of hearts. Naruto frowned as I got rid o couldn't use. But I still had plenty of cards. Just more points. On the next one though, Naruto picked up a card he could use, he placed down two aces and the four. Damn, that's three hundred points right there. I have to step up my A game.

Naruto
Rummy was my kind of game, not that Gaara knew that. And the only reason I knew how to play and play good was because Jiraiya played it all the time. Like non-stop. When he was drunk and when he was sober. And since I was always the one in the house he taught me how to play and in the end I got better than him and would almost always win. Let's just say Jiraiya never bet me just eating ramen for 2 months again!
And now I guess I was winning a little wasn't I? My hand was okay, not the greatest other than the cards I put down, and I already used my aces. I had left 4 cards that I looked at. I had a 3 of hearts (which I couldn't add too Gaara's till I got a 4 of hearts) 7 of clubs a 9 of spades and a king.
I discarded the 9 seeing as though Gaara did that earlier but seeing as how I wanted to take one up from the deck instead of going the easy way out I let it go. Gaara didn't seem like he cared though and picked one up from the deck before he (without showing any emotion… damn his poker face) took two cards from his hand and put them on the table. Three kings? He then discarded a 7. I bit the inside of my cheek before I decided to pick from the top of the deck. A 4 of hearts. Hehe I win!
"Sorry Gaara but I have won this round!" I grinned cockily as I put my king on his then did the same with my 3 and 4 discarding the useless 7, leaving me with no cards.
"How did you do that! I'm normally a master at all games!" He said frustrated.
"Jiraiya used to force me to play all the time." I said adding up all the points on a sheet of paper.
"Damn I gotta bring up my game if I'm going to get any action this weekend." He joked and I rolled my eyes.
We played another round and I won again causing him to groan in frustration. Then about 20 minutes later I won again causing me to smirk as Gaara shuffled and dealt the cards, "Are you sure you're not cheating?"
"Are you accusing me?" I said a bit hurt.
"I was just kidding… right now the sex score if once seeing as that was your bet. I still didn't win yet!" Gaara said annoyed. Then again he bet that we have as many rounds possible. Which in his head is around 4-5; I don't know is even possible. "Can I change?" He asked and I tilted my head to the side.
"Huh?"
"Well… I mean I still wanna keep my bet but I wanna add to it." He tapped his chin in thought with a devious smirk playing on his face.
"D-Depends." I said a bit nervous.
"I mean… once we get going. Let's see… if I win this you have to ride me. Got it?"
Actually no I didn't get it because I didn't even know what that meant, and I think I showed that in my face because his smirk got wider, "You have a lot to learn."
I just blushed and gave a sigh, "Fine." I responded quietly. And what do you know, the next few rounds I had the crappiest cards known to the whole game and continued to lose. But it's not my fault! It's the decks fault. But I was still winning by a few points. Why did we pick such a high number to go too? It was already 11 by the time of this round and we were just getting up to 1000. Really? I had 892 points and Gaara had 870 so I was still winning but not that much.

Gaara
Damn Naruto is winning still. One more good round and another 170 points and I'll be ahead of him. If he has a crappy hand. It was my deal (thank god) because I got to keep the wild card. My hand? I got an ace. That's 15 cards. Oh no... I'm going to lose. What was wild? 6. I had three tens. Smiling at my hand, I played 6 king ace, using the six as a queen. That's two hundred and ten points first try. I also had a hand of sixes, an all of spades. I discarded a random 5 that was my only heart in the whole hand. Praying that I would get 10 of diamonds soon so I could play 9 10 jack queen.
Naruto took his turn, being able to use nothing from his 8 cards but a 6 on my sixes. "Damn..." he Have a small whine as I picked up another card. It was an 8. I had an 8 already. I discarded and let Naruto take his turn.
Naruto picked up a card, smiled, played a hand o of diamonds and discarded the 8 he was planning on using with the other 8 he just used.
Smirking, I picked up his 8, setting down the three 8's as a pile, and putting the 9 of diamonds after his 6 7 8, as I still waited for my 10. I discarded another card, but then I remembered that 6 was wild, so my next turn, I used the 6 as a 10, and the other 6 with two 2's and I was out.
"Ahha!" I shouted, racking up my points. "I'm in the lead! I'm 20 points from getting 1000!" I said happy.
Naruto sighed. "I'm only 100 away... It's whoever wins this one." Naruto commented. Now the game was interesting. Naruto and I chanting as we picked up each card 'please be the one I need, please be the one I need!" with an 'oh' or a 'YES!' after we saw what we had.
"Ha! Next round I can win!" Naruto said. Picking up a card that he can use if he picks up a card from the deck. He discarded an ace, not needing it if he was going to win. I had a wild and two aces. Smiling, I picked up that ace, played it and discarded.
"Not anymore." I smiled evilly, racking up the three hundred points going about 400 over a thousand.
Naruto's hand put him to 1095.
"It's a tie!" Naruto argued. We both hit 1000 on the same turn!"
"But I have more points than you." I smiled

Naruto

I couldn't stop chanting damn over and over in my head. He was right… we both did hit the thousand mark but he did have more than me when we did it! No I lost!
"Daaaaamn!" I whined holding both sides of my head in frustration, "I can't believe I lost to you!"
"Sorry sweet cheeks but I won this little bet of ours."
"Don't get cocky." I complained, "I still don't think it's fair. We both hit 1000."
"But again, I had more points." He spoke with a smirk on his face while he got up from his seat and stretched his arms over his head. The only times we had gotten up was to get more soda or to go to the bathroom. And it was so late now we should really be going to bed.
"Pfft." I said sort of mad that I actually lost a game of rummy. It was so close too!
"Awww, Naru are you going to not do our little bet now." He said and I rolled my eyes.
"I don't take back my promises… no matter how perverted they might be."
"Hey, you're the one that agreed to bet on sex." He said joyfully as I got out of my seat. He was going to have fun this weekend wasn't he. He walked around by me and hugged me from behind. "You play a mighty fine game of rummy."
"Like I said Jiraiya pretty much forced me to learn. Plus it's an easy way to pass the time since it takes forever depending on the maximum amount of points decided to go too." I sighed softly as I continued to think about the close fricken game. The red head nibbled on my ear softly causing me to blush and shiver slightly before he finally let go.
"Come on, I'm tired lets go to bed." He smirked before we cleaned up the kitchen table turned off any lights and walked to our bedroom to change into more suited night clothes, "Because we got a long day tomorrow. Oh and don't forget the other thing I added on."
"Yeah yeah yeah… Don't you have to work?" I asked a bit curiously but also hopefully.
"Nope! Have this weekend off. Got to work next weekend though. I'm sort of happy though because Deidara's going to be a dick for a while."
"Right…" I said silently as I snuck into bed under the blankets.
"You know…. we don't gotta do the whole bet thing." Gaara said a bit disappointed and I only shook my head no.
"I promised, and if I don't get better it won't ever get better." I smiled to show him that I would follow through, "I'm just bummed I actually lost. We are so doing this again!" I challenged him.
"You're on!" He smirked and kissed me gently before he turned off the light and we cuddled until we fell asleep.

Just so you know, Yeah…Umm…we both forgot how to play, and Normally I would only play to 300 not 1000…just saying.
Oh, so School started but I'm gonna update to 80 soon.