Hope you all enjoy the newest chapter of this lovely little bit of madness, sometimes it's the things you don't take seriously that help you relax the most, anywho hope to hear from you all!


Lelouch swayed back and forth a bit before giggling to himself once again, before anything else could be said he grabbed Kallen around the waist and pulled her close,

"Let her go Zero you won't use her as a hostage!" Ohgi's demand was ignored as Lelouch tilted his head to nuzzle the side of Kallens neck nipping it lightly while giving the area surrounding the love bite a few light kisses.

"You look amazing in that outfit by the way, I have no idea why it has to be skintight but Gods be damned I'm not complaining," blushing and doing her best not to melt into the embrace the redhead in question managed to stutter out,

"Le-Lelouch is this really the time and place for this?" He paused a moment then sighed, loosening his grasp but not fully letting her go she felt his bangs touch the nape of her neck as he nodded in annoyance.

"You're right as ever my dear Q1," glaring up at the lights the Man of Miracles roared out, "You've all been found guilty of extreme gullibility and idiocy, therefor you're all sacked, have your desks cleaned out by the end of the day. I will of course offer referral letters to your next employers and leave out the entire mutiny thing, don't want to ruin future career options after all." There was stunned silence as Tamaki stuttered out,

"Wha-wha-what?!" Lelouch sighed again and began speaking slowly as if to a particularly dense child,

"You are all sacked, dismissed, your services are no longer required, I mean really you idiots tried to kill me because I'm a Prince on the word of another Prince...one we've spent the better part of a year fighting. Why would I want you people in positions of power after that? Not sure what I was expecting really, I mean I had to save you idiots from Clovis for fucks sake so I wasn't working with the cerebral sort to begin with..." Kallen growled a bit a this as she tensed up,

"Lelouch..." before she could continue he pulled her close again and nipped her earlobe causing her to tense up and groan lightly,

"Present company excluded of course, come on you gave Jeremiah a run for his money in a Glasgow held together with red paint and hatred, props love, really," finally succumbing to the embrace she leaned into the drunk revolutionary as she cooed back with,

"Oh you just know what to say to a girl don't you?" He snickered at that while shaking his quickly,

"Not sober no," glancing up to the catwalks he saw that Schneizel was actually out of the lights glare and made brief eye contact with his errant little brother. Almost casually Lelouch reached up to his face and quickly removed his contact, meeting his brothers cold gaze once more Lelouch stated, "I command you Schneizel, from this point forward thinking about conquest arouses you, and you can only get off if you have sex with farm animals or jerk it to the image of our father!" There was a pause as the room realized he cast his Geass, Kallen began shaking with barely contained laughter as her friend and leaders command to his brother registered,

"Oh-oh my God Lelouch!" At this point she couldn't take it anymore, booze straws, angry drunken rants, the flirting, and now that, she lost it as she broke down into hysterical laughter.

"He's using his Geass, stop him!" Her laughter died immediately as several people began firing machine guns at her,

"Fuck," was all Lelouch managed as his grip around her waist tightened and he swung her around to take the shots himself, snapping her eyes shut waiting for the inevitable she clearly heard Schneizal's demand to hold fire as a rush of wind and a crash of noise landed next to them. The tings of deflected bullets caused Kallen to open her eyes as she realized they were being shielded by of all things the Shinkirou,

"Brother!" was all that was stated over the black and gold machines loud speakers as Lelouch began cackling madly, sticking one hand above the protective embrace of the war machine he then gave the surrounding crowd the finger. Still laughing the Man of Miracles clearly bellowed out,

"DEUS EX MACHINIMA YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICKS!" Turning to Kallen he grinned at her and kissed her fiercely before releasing her, "Tell Kaguya and Xingake everything, and I mean everything. I'll be back Red, I love you," with that he slipped into the Shinkirou's hands and let his fake little brother carry him away. Kallen shook her head in confusion as she realized the giant machine, it's crazy pilot, and her drunk boyfriend were all missing and from the shouts above she wasn't the only one to notice this.

Reaching up to the bridge of her nose she began rubbing it slowly as she got to her feet and left the chaos behind as she entered the lift previously occupied by Lelouch and herself. Deciding that first she would hit his quarters and see if there was any more booze she then resolved to have a very overdue meeting with Zero's number one fangirl.

As the Shinkirou landed after their rather uneventful escape Lelouch met his pseudo little brothers gaze and just stared at him a few minutes, beginning to become uncomfortable Rolo eventually coughed and looked elsewhere. Sighing Lelouch stood and approached the younger man while grabbing his shoulders,

"Rolo...why did you save me after everything I said to you?" Rolo gave him a watery smile at that while shaking his head quickly,

"My brother is a master of lies, I know you didn't mean what you said, we're all we have anymore...and I chose to save you because it was my decision, I'm sick and tired of being a tool, I was nothing more then a weapon to the Geass order, to V.V., to the Emperor. Even to you really, it was my decision...and I decided to save my brother." Lelouch stared at him for a few seconds before sighing and pulling the young man into a hug,

"You're an idiot, but you're my idiot, thank you Rolo...but why...why did you kill Shirley? No bullshit, I'm too goddamn drunk to play puppet master here and pretend I believe your bullshit, honesty set to on little brother." Rolo tensed at that before he relaxed,

"I was afraid...I was afraid she'd replace me...Like Nunnally would...like anyone real would..." sighing yet again Lelouch released the embrace to smack his little brother on the side of the head lightly,

"Listen you prat, you're all I have left, yes I was furious with you, hell I was plotting on killing you, but you're all the family I have left and that year together was real if nothing else, so I'm willing to start over if you promise to stop murdering women who are interested in me. Not flattering myself but there's going to be a serious dip in the female population otherwise, can we work with this?" Swiping away tears of joy Rolo threw his arms around his brother while sobbing and nodding,

"Yes, brother...thank you..." Nodding Lelouch eventually gently pushed him away while glancing to the military base in the distance,

"You're welcome, now I'm starting to sober up and that base probably has an officers club, what's say we take it over and send all of the proud little Britannians at my Father's air fleet while we raid the bar?" Rolo's brow furrowed a bit as he nodded and followed his brother back to their Knightmare,

"Sure but why attack to the Royal fleet?" Lelouch grinned as he turned to meet his brothers gaze with a shrug,

"Fuck the police, that's why."