AN-I'm sorry, so so SO sorry -.-…are you mad at me? I mean this took forever to get out! And really I didn't know if I ever would! I don't really have an excuse except I hit road blocks along the way with this story and I highly believe that has to do with the full moon….seriously whenever the full moons out I can't write. Don't ask me why it just HAPPENS!
Okay so first I was gonna wait until after I saw harry potter on opening night, but then I loved the movie so much I went to go see it again. And when I was writing this chapter…it turned out shitty. So many harry potter references and crappy jokes for my liking. And then the following week I was planning on updating everything before last Friday because I wasn't going to be by a computer for 3 days. Seeing as how I was going annual family camping and I wouldn't be near any internet or computer. But then I didn't because the second time I tried writing it failed. Then I got back Sunday and I was so tiered from sleeping in a car because when I slept in a tent I had the only holes above my air mattress causing me to be soaked and…well I was tired. So yesterday I started it and then today it took all day to finish it so that it ended up being 11 pages. Really it took all day.
Anyway again I apologize. This chapter pretty much is random and explains a plan and an excited Pein. Yeah you will understand when you read. I'm so tired that you will have to read to understand.
Anyway…if you haven't read this so far this READ THIS
REALLY READ THIS!
I'm a bad person…really I am going to hell and you guys are gonna kill me to put me there. You know why? Because I had an idea…for this story -.- yes I know it's horrible. I don't know if I should do it seeing as how it would bring in a competition back into the Akatsuki for Naruto. Deidara Hidan and, yes I say and, and ….Sasori. For reasons that I can't tell you unless you want this story to continue. I really don't know how long it is but really I would have maybe one more arc to this if you people decide it's a good idea. I don't want it to become bleach and keep going when it should die. Not that i hate bleach since i do love it.
I know long ranting and random authors note…well I'm done…for now.
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PS…HOLY SHIZ CHAPTER 20!
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The room had fallen into a danger zone of quiet when the 18 year old had bluntly dragged Zetsu by the hand, not wrist, hand and into the older male's bed room. And this was a few minutes ago meaning that the quietness of the room hadn't been changed. The Akatsuki were by no means a quiet bunch. There would always at least be someone yelling at someone because of some stupid reason as taking the remote away or picking what pizza place to order from so that whatever Zetsu cooked they wouldn't get stomach poisoning. That's another reason why the Akatsuki were weird lately. And it has to do with how Naruto still wasn't with them. They just sort of felt as if there was no need to fight especially if there was no blond to fight over. Yes, like people say, silence kills the cat or really an awkward silence kills anything in its way including the Akatsuki.
For once in a long time all of the members were together in the living room. I mean, yes they have all seen each other and even sometimes spoke to each other…okay more like yelled or screamed (more fights lately) so they did converse. But it didn't mean they were all close anymore. Since the bar was going more and more downhill everyone were having their own problems. So it wasn't just the blond that had disappeared from their lives even if that was one of the main problems at hand.
Pein had been worrying about everyone, believe it or not, which included the status of keeping a home for everyone. He didn't know how much longer he could hold everyone together as one. He even got Kakazu to calculate the money they had to see and in truth if anything they have enough money to keep the complex, bar and to even give everyone there pay enough to keep themselves alive for possibly another month or two. At tops three. And that worried the crap out of him, no matter how much people won't believe that. Konan knew this which wouldn't stop her stress. Yes, she was stressing and in truth it was almost as if she was depressed. If she went to a doctor the hospital would come to the same conclusion. How she goes to bed early but sleeps in late, how she sometimes cries thinking about how she could lose her family all over again and how she's already lost two. Two meaning Naruto and Tobi seeing as how Tobi had been suffering for awhile and she didn't know how to help him. No matter how many times she would say that she was okay there was no way the people around her would believe that.
But the other Akatsuki aren't just okay. They have their own little problems in their own heads that not everyone would consider either problems or troubles themselves. So the point in how all of the members were together at one time was not only weird but kind of predicted seeing as how they were all worried.
When the three chosen to go see Naruto had gone out the door all of the people left couldn't just sit in their own respected bedrooms and be alone to their selves. They were all just too worried so they all were in the living room. Not that they had planned it or anything. It was more as an understanding as they piled up on the couch, chairs, and floor so that they were together and not alone. They also didn't speak at all during the time occupying themselves so they weren't bored but didn't have to talk to get rid of said boredom. A fine agreement indeed.
Everything was quiet as Itachi read a book he wasn't that interested in just so he could figure out why it was so popular, then again it was for girls. Plus he really liked this one book called Freaks and Revelations that he came across a few months earlier and really that's all he read when he was bored. It was quiet as Konan sipped her coffee while sitting on the armrest of the seat that Pein was resting and thinking in. She had just gotten up by the looks of it and really it was almost 7 PM. It was quiet as Kakazu multiplied the savings for the Akatsuki over and over again in his head to maybe come up with a solution to help them all. As hard as it might be to believe Kakazu did care for everyone, not just himself, money and Hidan. It was quiet while Sasori had his own thoughts and internal battles that no one would ever get to know because let's face it, Sasori is the most mysterious and secretive of the lot of them. It was quiet while Zetsu chewed on his fingernail to keep occupied. He was just nervous about it all, not wanting to get separated but also holding in deep feelings. Was being the right word for it all.
When the three had came into the Akatsuki yelling and screaming to each other, that had first stopped the uncomfortable silence and in truth it might of have been a good thing if Tobi hadn't jumped on Hidan and started to hit him, almost too cutely, in the chest and face. Zetsu and Kakazu almost gave each other a quick smile before they both went to go help the other that they cared about.
When Tobi had dragged the older male down the hall and into his bedroom the uncomfortable silence found its way back into the room full of people. It's not that it really surprised anyone but just something was different about the air around the two males that had left. Plus not to mention that the silence that had settled into the room for maybe 10 minutes was going to be broken by Hidan soon. You could just tell.
And so the ranting ensued by the jashinist as his cheeks turned pink from embarrassment or anger or maybe it was just because his cheeks had gotten few pity hits from the 18 year old. It wasn't that anything really hurt; it was just that the younger male had upped him and it had pissed him off because no one does that to Hidan. Except maybe Kakazu but that's beside the point.
"Fucking, bastard...shit!"
"Language Hidan." Kakazu said nonchalantly as he pulled his hand through his hair.
"Fuck you." The silver haired man glared at the stitched male while he held his palm against the heated skin of his cheek. His palm being colder than the rest of his body.
"See, you toned it down." He smiled at Hidan before the male walked further into the living room.
"Shut up Kuzu." Hidan snarled as he decided that it was alright to lounge next to the crow on the couch, legit almost collapsing onto the couch cushions causing the whole couch to shake and tremble. Itachi, who was still reading his book from not caring what happened around him or his new found half brother, looked at Hidan stone faced with no emotion except annoyance. Everyone in the Akatsuki knew that Itachi, as of late, has had some weird mood swings and times when he just wants to be alone. This started maybe a few weeks earlier. But you can probably expect it after having a horrible thoughts that he had buried deep down in his head had come to the surface not to mention he had half brother that wasn't a complete ass.
That one look would give shivers to any man or even animal. It was just so completely blank that it was confusing, plus combine that with the look of the Uchiha and you get a glare that tells you to move or get killed. But of course Hidan didn't see this look for being completely oblivious and because he wasn't really paying attention as he shifted and moved his ass around on the couch. Just making Itachi a bit more annoyed.
And then, he did the most logical thing to do. The crow pushed him off causing a loud thud to echo in the quiet room and for a small smirk to form on Itachi's face as he went back to his book like he hadn't just pushed someone off a couch that could fit 3 people. Childish? Maybe. But who really cared when Itachi did it?
"What the fuck!" Hidan complained as he snapped his head at the now reading crow not paying attention. The whole room was filled with the jashinist's rants and swears while Kakazu sighed a bit boredly and walked up to the couch and carefully sat down next to Itachi. Making sure to not disturb him like Hidan had. Itachi just gave a short nod to the tan male and flipped a page of his not so interesting book.
"So you let the bastard sit there but not me!" Hidan said obviously annoyed as he clutched the side of his head.
"You are annoying and you fidget too much." Itachi said bluntly without another thought crossing his mind.
"Hm, Fucker." Hidan growled while he subconsciously sat between the older male legs, causing Kakazu to smirk softly as he massaged the silver haired man's head. This made Hidan flinch and snap his head backwards to stare into the green eyes with his magenta. Really the back of his skull almost hitting Kakazu's groin if the older male hadn't used his other hand to black his very sensitive area.
"Stop." Hidan whined almost like a child.
"Nope, angel, you need to calm down." He spoke the angel part in only a whisper so Hidan would be able to here. That one name causing his pale skin to tint with a color of pink.
"How can I! Everything is against me!" He yelled.
"What? Because Itachi pushed you off the couch? Really that's sort of low." Sasori spoke for the first time in awhile
"No. Not just that." Hidan waved his hand in almost a shooing manner, "Also the whole Tobi thing. I mean all I did was mess with the kid a little. He didn't have to get so fucking emotional. Deidara said some shit to!"
"Shut up dick hole. I said no such thing." The blond hissed
"Uh huh!"
"No, your idiotic brain just made you think I was saying shit about him when really I was telling you to shut the hell up and leave the brat alone."
"Sure you were." Hidan rolled his eyes, "Not like he really needed any help."
"He was almost crying."
"And?"
"You can be a total dick." Deidara snarled.
"Again, and?" Hidan smirked cockily causing the blond to snort and cross his arms as he rested his back against the wall.
"I do think that Tobi will be okay now though." Konan spoke while taking another sip of her coffee while thinking that she wanted to go back to sleep, the only problem was her room was across from the two males room and knew she wouldn't be able to sleep because of obvious reasons.
"And why's that?" Hidan asked confused. He and Deidara were the only ones with a look of confusion on their faces; the jashinist's shown more than the blonds'.
"You're an idiot you know that."
"Shut up Itachi."
"Hn." He grunted then continued to read.
"But it's true that you might just have no brain at all." Sasori responded with a cocky smirk
"And why are you ganging up on me when I have no fucking clue what you mean?"
"Because even you should understand what everything means. But I guess not." The red head shrugged his shoulders while shifting a bit on the floor to regain some feeling in his legs since they had fallen asleep.
"…what are we talking about again?" Hidan spoke confused.
"Tobi." Kakazu sighed.
"Oh yeah…why?"
"Do you have short term memory loss or something." Sasori breathed out.
"Nope only a short attention span." The silver haired male said and shrugged his shoulders.
"We were saying how Tobi will be okay now." Konan spoke softly before she went to go refill another cup of coffee.
"Why?" Hidan said clueless.
"Because he has Zetsu." Sasori spoke.
"I don't…understand."
"You will probably in a few minutes." The red head shrugged.
"Hey Pein!" Konan yelled from the kitchen before she appeared in the living room again with a cup showing steam above it, "Aren't you happy now?"
"I…guess."
"I guess? Really he's your best friend."
"I have much more to worry about and not only for those two." Pein said while opening one eye at the women in time to see her roll her eyes.
"Come on. You know you're happy." She smiled a grin that no one has seen in while. She was happy. Purely happy and really it almost made everyone in the room light up…but something came into the room right after that moment. Not just a thing more as a sound a moan to be exact.
"Zuzu!"
That one sound, that one name that had been a moan in the direction of a bedroom and was in Tobi's voice made everything turn deadly silent again. Hidan and Deidara trying to get their minds cleared up from thoughts. As if it wasn't real and if it was just their imagination…or they were trying to make it there imagination until:
"Y-Yes! T-Touch me, oh god…do that again!"
"What they fuck was that!" Hidan screamed finally.
"That was Tobi." Kakazu said bluntly and very bored.
"I know that bastard!"
"A moan?" Sasori added on as if he didn't actually know what Hidan had wanted to know.
"No shit Sasori! I mean why was there Tobi MOANING!" Hidan yelled while the blond continued to stair in the direction of the bedroom.
"Isn't it obvious?" Pein looked at him really questioning if Hidan did have a brain or if he was just so oblivious to everything around him when it was completely obvious.
"Uh…no?"
"Dumbass."
"Shut up bastard!" Hidan again tried to hit the older male's crotch with the back of his skull but yet again failed in such a feeble attempt. The jashinist was almost completely predictable.
"Zetsu and Tobi are together now." Pein sighed.
"So Tobi is getting fucked?"
"Is it that hard to think about?" Sasori asked him while messing around with the collar of his shirt to keep him occupied.
"And Zetsu's doing it?" Hidan's purple eyes widened and then the smirk of a devil widened across his face,
"that's a laugh! Oh Jashin would love this! He's fucking Tobi and if I remember the kid was a whore right!" He began laughing causing everyone in the room to frown at him and not speaking a word. What was wrong with him today? He's being a total dick, even though that's quite normal, he was being more of a dick than usual.
"No. He's not fucking Tobi he's making love to him…even if it might sound like fucking but that's not the point." Pein sighed leaning back in his chair to stretch his back out a bit. "Listen here when I say this. Zetsu has always loved Tobi. Always. He will never ever change his opinion. When Zetsu would go bi polar on us it took all of our power to make sure that he didn't go out and kill Deidara or even go as far as to kill Madara because he cares for that boy so much. He's been suffering for as long as that boys been here because the blond hurt Tobi more than one way." Pein spoke with his eyes closed and his fingers latched together as he spoke. The only sound in the room was Itachi flipping the pages of his book and the calm breaths of the people.
"Are you trying to make me feel guilty, un?" Deidara grunted.
"Nope. It's only the truth, but if it makes you feel guilty then you most likely deserve it." Pein opened his eyes and glared at the blond on the other side of the room.
"Hm."
"Wouldn't it be hilarious if I walked in on them!" Hidan smiled at the idea.
"No!" They all yelled at once. Who in the right mind would want to do that to two very good people? Then again Hidan isn't in his right mind at all.
"How would that be funny to embarrass them like that?" Konan said a bit frustrated then rolled her eyes.
"It just would I guess." He shrugged before he was slapped on the head by Kakazu, "What the hell!"
"Just shut up and stop talking before something comes out of your mouth that will get you up into some trouble"
And then Hidan was silent. For the first time in a while causing almost every member in the room to breathe out a breath of relief.
"Can we get to the big point now?" Deidara looked at Pein making the older male sigh and stretch his arms high above his head (making his back crack) before he stood up crossing his arms over his tight skinned shirt covered chest.
"I guess your right… now involving Naruto there is only one thing to do but we would need to be careful not to screw this up for more than one reason."
"I don't know what you mean by saying more than one reason. What's the other reason we can't mess up on this operation?" Itachi asked as he finally closed his book and started to pay attention.
"…Kakazu." Pein said a bit sadly throwing all gazes toward him.
"If we do this even we will run out of money. We have just enough to take him to court to fight for our blond. If we lose we will have nothing and have to separate." The male sighed and closed his eyes. The stares on him making himself feel highly uncomfortable.
"You're telling me were going in debt! And you didn't tell us?" Sasori growled. Really it must be a real surprise to him because in truth Sasori should know everything.
Kakazu nodded his head a bit quickly, "The only ones that knew was Pein, Konan and I. They didn't want any of you to get more stressful than you already are."
"Oh well that clears it up." The red head rolled his eyes.
"Everyone listen!" Pein growled and the room became silent. Almost like when Dumbledore would yell silence and everyone would shut up. This just showed you what effect Pein had on the Akatsuki, "Naruto isn't anorexic just like we thought. Really we knew all along." Everyone nodded, "Which only means he's being abused again physically and probably mentally as well. If Naruto isn't safe soon…he will probably become broken if we don't do anything or fail while trying to do something. Really I wouldn't have a problem with kidnapping him now since I'm positive that he's getting hurt but that would make us unprofessional. Really who would you think we would be? Rouge ninjas kidnapping people!" Pein coughed into his fist as his cheeks turned pink. He just let his tough demeanor slide a little, "But, we can't do that and have to take the high road and take him to court."
"But how can we do that? I mean really he's one of the wealthiest men in the world. You know he was names most rich and most handsome for two years in a row of some crappy magazine." Sasori said softly.
"And how the hell would you know that?" Itachi smirked at him and the red head shrugged his shoulders.
"I did my research."
"Uh huh…well Sasori I have one thing to say to that and that is you." Pein breathed out not breaking his eye contact with the ember eyes of a surprised red head.
"Shouldn't we wait for this conversation until Zetsu is done with Tobi?" Hidan asked honestly confused on not having every member in the room when they talk about the plan.
"Zetsu will be filled in a bit later so don't worry about it." Konan said and waved her hand as she finally melted her way into the seat that was still warm from Pein's body heat.
"Why me?" Sasori asked confused.
"Because you know how to work around advertisements." Pein spoke bluntly.
It was true. Sasori's job in the Akatsuki, if you remember, is to make it so that other people know about the bar so that they would have costumers. This is why this whole debt thing bothered him so much because he couldn't find out where the bad comments about the bar had come from. If he did know he could stop it and they wouldn't of have been in debt at all.
"Yeah…I know but that doesn't make my job any easier. We can't just say were taking Minato to court if-!"
"Yes, I already know that." Pein breathed out, "We have to use one of our lawyers. As sad it might be we might actually have to use Madara but that might be a no since of what a douche he is to Tobi. The only reason why he would be a good choice would only be because he's secretive enough and could wait about a day before Minato would actually get a court order…but that seems like hell for us and could scar Tobi so we might as well go with someone else…maybe Shikaku Nara." Pein suggested and Itachi shook his head.
"No, Shikamaru Nara has been torturing Naruto for years along with my dick brother. That wouldn't work." The crow added his thought causing Pein to become silent.
"Well there's Kakashi I guess-"
"He's a lazy porn reader who doesn't give a shit." Itachi waved away the idea.
"Well what do you have in mind Itachi!" Pein growled at the crow making the Uchiha sigh a bit boredly.
"I'm just telling you what's wrong. In truth Madara is a manipulative bastard and he hates me not to mention he hates Tobi to a core so in all reality I wouldn't know how much he would actually help us unless we both went missing from this operation." Itachi said honestly.
"Why would he hate you? You're a genius." Pein said and Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Because my father was with his wife to make Tobi. I guess….he doesn't truly hate me as much anymore since I practically abandoned the Uchiha and Madara wasn't that into the idea of our family. But that doesn't mean he would help if he knew that Tobi was involved." Itachi spoke honestly and shifted a bit on the couch.
"So what do you think then?" Sasori asked the crow haired boy. He knew that there was something on Itachi's mind and he knew he had an idea.
"Orochimaru."
"Orochimaru! No never. I would rather rip out my eyes and fill them with acid and shit than to let him in on this plan to get our Naruto back." Pein hissed out causing everyone to gape.
Orochimaru and Pein…have somewhat of a past. Not in relationship and love but in a heated discussion gone wrong. Orochimaru was once in the Akatsuki…but then he tried to molest Pein and even Itachi when the crow had joined them and left Uchiha which caused a fight and well…he was fired. Not that hard to figure the solution. And so Orochimaru started his own company, as in law more than business. So really making his own company (sound) wasn't to get back at them because really there was a major difference in the preferences of there companies. Orochimaru never stopped loving the Akatsuki so wouldn't it be alright for him to help them with their problem.
"Okay listen. It's either between Orochimaru or Madara and really I don't care because both of them creep me out." Itachi shrugged lazily.
"Can we just move on?" Kakazu said lazily as he continued to massage Hidan's scalp to keep the jashinist calm and quiet…plus it made him have this cute blush on his cheeks as well.
"Fine we will have this dispute finished later. As much as I hate it Orochimaru or Madara are our only hopes." Pein sighed a bit sadly before he scanned the room with his eyes, "Like we mentioned earlier we need to meet up with one of them and tell them what we have to do. If we go to Madara Tobi won't be able to go or he would have to be put in a disguise so his father wouldn't notice him. And Itachi you might not be able to be in this operation or you can't be seen by him at all costs. If we go to Orochimaru that is the opposite. As sad as it seems Itachi you would have to be in the room when we talk with him because let's face it, the bastard snake is a fucking pervert and likes you Itachi, and really Tobi is the youngest so he would like him as well. Not my choice in character." Pein shivered, yes, he hates the snake very much and isn't afraid to say it.
"The point is we will talk to them while Sasori is working on getting us into as many magazines newspapers and maybe even on TV! After you get those dates we can finally deliver the news to Minato that we would be taking him to court. That way he can't back down otherwise it would look highly suspicious" Pein nodded his head as if he thought this through to the end. But of course someone had to open there mouth against the plan. Would it really be a surprise?
"But wait." Hidan sighed.
"But wait what!" Pein looked really annoyed with all the disruptions.
"Wouldn't people, or even the judge, want to know why we are going against Minato? I mean, you can't really say that Naruto ran away to us for months. I mean it could be a good thing making people know that Naruto ran away but it can also mean that we are kidnappers because Naruto is underage and we didn't call the cops." Hidan pointed out causing every member in the room look surprised…he actually sounded smart for once. Okay maybe that sounds a bit mean because Hidan really is intelligent….he just doesn't think before he speaks.
"Good point…but I also thought about that." Pein smirked thanking whatever what was out there that Hidan didn't ask something completely idiotic, "The answer again is Itachi." He turned his gaze at the crow as he paced in the living room. In truth Pein had truly looked like he might be enjoying himself. Maybe it was because he had thought up this plan for the longest time and he wanted this to succeed, "Itachi can go and say that he was a childhood friend of Naruto and say that he is worried for him…even if Itachi is older than Naruto he can still say that he knew him while growing up because of their families so it still works out." The smirk on his lips really could make any hairs on the backs of any person or animal's neck stand up.
"So…this is what you had planned out?" Sasori asked him.
"Uh huh. Pretty much. Hidan, you and Tobi will help Sasori since you and him know people and could make this actually happen without people wimping out because of Minato's high status. Zetsu, Konan and Itachi you will be with me when we speak with Madara or Orochimaru and if it is Oro Tobi will be part of it. In the end we will all work together go on TV together. And we will help Naruto and hopefully we will find a way for him to be ours without much more trouble than the fucking hurricane we are going to be in. Before then…Naruto could still be abused mentally and physically…well until social services catch whiff of him because of the mayhem we are going to cause. But we can't just totally be separated from Naruto…Tobi will be in charge of bringing Naruto food or meeting up with him in secretive places."
"So what about me." The voice caused everyone to face the blond who was still listening.
"What about you?" Pein faced Deidara.
"You left me out of your mission plan, un." Deidara hissed out.
"Do you really think you can control yourself?"
"You're asking me if I can control myself when you got Hidan and Zetsu?" Deidara snorted.
"I'm not saying you can't…listen to me when I say this. I had you in my plan. But then I had to rethink over and over again. You were never part of the company and you don't know people. And really you could cause trouble if you met up with Naruto. The only thing you would be able to do is be questioned in news papers…but really I don't know what you would say to screw everything up." Pein spoke bluntly and now frowning at the pale blue eyed blond.
"I can't just be not in this! Who do you think I am!"
"I think you are a crazy arsonist who could blow at a single comment."
"I am-!" Deidara stopped himself because he would have just confirmed the pierced mans suspicions. He took a few deep breaths before he started to talk again, "I am not a person who could blow any second, un."
"Says the boy who just had to stop himself." Sasori smirked causing Deidara to growl slightly.
"Really…I can do something, I could even fucking testify or something!" Deidara screamed.
"Really…we might just have to all testify. I haven't come up with that yet. I needed to speak with the lawyer we pick. But really it might only be one or two of us and I don't think you would be able to Deidara." Pein constipated in his head for a second, "Deidara you could possibly help Sasori and the others. It's only a possibility…If I think now you could call your social service person, oh and call up that other guy that helped us with custody problems. He's a fucking sleaze ball and is perfect for this operation." Pein finished leaving a satisfied smirk on Deidara's face. So maybe he wasn't fully happy that he couldn't do more…but he was just okay with at least doing something.
"We good?" Pein said a bit cockily causing everyone to smile brightly and nod their heads, "Now all there is left to do is for code names…"
"Yahiko I don't think we really need that." Konan sighed a bit knowing that Pein was having more fun than there should have been.
"But-"
"But nothing." Konan told him.
"I mean…what if Minato's tracking the lines! Then we could have them…please for me." The orange haired male pleaded with his eyes, which not only was extremely uncharacteristic for him but made everyone want to give him anything he wanted. Yes, that's how cute Pein could act, not that he chose to.
"Fine…" Konan spoke softly and his grin widened a little, knowing that he could actually have fun with this mission. To at least make the air around them lighten up a bit…or so he convinced himself it was for others sake when really he wanted it for himself.
"You guys have been speaking pretty loudly for almost 40 minutes." Zetsu broke into the air with his voice and presence. All eyes turned to him with enjoyment in their eyes either from just hearing the mission that they were going to pull off for the sake of Naruto, or because they all smelled the air that Zetsu was extremely happy or that he had just gotten laid. Which they were both true.
The pale skinned male had a smile placed on his face as well as having his golden eyes shining. He only wore a pair of black baggy sweats and that was all. Yes, he had no shirt on letting everyone see his pale damp chest from a shower that had just taken before. His hair was also slightly wetted down, but not all the way seeing as how he had wiped it dry with his towel just before. Making it matted.
"That's speaking about us. You were talking way louder than us." Itachi stared at the male who only shrugged.
"Hey, that wasn't me. That was Tobi!"
"No I think I heard a bit of you to." Sasori spoke. So that's what he was doing when he wasn't talking or thinking. Picking up what was happening in Zuzu's room.
"No what, shut up." He spoke before he walked into the kitchen. The only reason he had come out of his bathroom and out of the room where his lover was quietly sleeping snuggled up to his covers and scent was to get some water for him and Tobi for when the male woke up. He knew that the 18 year old would be in pain and he didn't want him to. So he was going to get some water and pain meds for when his new boyfriend woke up from his nap. Oh man did Zetsu like the sound of that. His.
"I'm happy for you." Konan smiled at the male that walked back into the room. Zuzu just gave her a grin.
"Thanks. Now, what were you talking about because really Pein looks way to overly excited." Zetsu raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"We just finished talking about the mission he has in store for us." Itachi spoke.
"I'll tell you about it tomorrow." Pein said after finally calming himself down from his excitement at his operation that he finally came up with that might just be enough to win. And Pein loved the thought about winning. Competitive? Maybe but who really cares when it could help there Naruto. Yes there's because Naruto belonged to them. Not in property but as in caring for something valuable. Again not property.
"Fine, I'm good with that. But if Tobi is sleeping you better not wake him up." Zetsu wasn't just saying this because he wanted his love one to sleep but because Tobi was a horrible morning person and didn't like to get woken up. Like the day Deidara's yelling woke him up he wasn't happy at all and was all moody.
"Fine fine." Pein waved his hand in almost shooing him off.
"So…Zetsu." Hidan smirked and really everyone had one thought in their mind "Shut up and don't say anything stupid dumbass!" not that anyone had actually had time to say that thought out loud, not even Kakazu who was right by him, "was he a good lay? He was moaning like a whore in heat wasn't he!" He began to laugh, to cackle. And really if that one line hadn't pulled Zetsu over the edge then that cocky ass laugh sure would have thrown him through the roof.
Oh Hidan…you clearly are an idiot.
For the second time that day Hidan had his back on the floor. Weight found its way on his hips so he was straddled and a fist held his collar. Yep, he defiantly angered Zetsu and no one wanted to be pulled into the middle of it.
Zetsu's whole facial featured had changed from his high to angry feelings that he had for the loud mouth jashinist. He had not just said that about his Tobi. No one spoke about his lover like that.
"Tell me Hidan do you want to die."his voice had gotten darker and you know by now he was unstoppable unless Pein or Konan did something. But this wasn't like before seeing as it would only be about how Deidara treated Tobi like shit…now Tobi's was Zetsu's for real and not just in dreams and he had just crossed a very thin line.
"Can't speak now dumbass?"Zetsu gave a creepy psychotic smirk as he moved lower to Hidan's ear only to whisper to make his voice sound more sinister, "I suggest you not say one more thing, one more, about my Tobi unless you want to wake up with knives in each of your joints causing you extreme pain but not enough for you to die. No that would make it too easy for you. I would cut you open slowly while I smile at the sounds of your pain. Even you're masochistic ways won't take away your pain as I kill you. When I'm satisfied ill leave you there to heal then do it all again until you beg for no more or for you to clearly die to stop my ways. But ill refuse and refuse until I get bored. But when I do ill just burn you alive do I make myself clear?" the older male smirked evilly when he felt the boy he had pinned down shiver at his threat. Yes, he was a master at threats and he enjoyed making Hidan squirmed.
"Did I make myself clear!" He threatened again.
"U-Uh…yeah."
"Did you just fucking stutter!"
"No." Hidan lied and gave a nervous grin.
"Don't ever insult my Tobi again. And if I even hear the word 'whore' come out of your mouth…"He stopped for a second, "Just think of my threat because I will make it happen."
"I won't Zetsu. Okay?" Hidan said trying to truly hide his fear. Yes the great Hidan was actually scared of bi polar Zetsu. I mean his black side could honestly kill anything or anyone along his path if he wanted. Zetsu was honestly mad.
Pein took a quick look at Konan and nodded his head. He needed to stop this before it got out of control. He took one step toward Zetsu, getting closer and closer to him whole looking at the faces of the other Akatsuki. Sasori Deidara and Itachi were grinning slightly knowing that it was highly entertaining and Hidan had acted like a total douche so he deserved it. While Kakazu looked honestly concerned…but really is that a surprise?
"I swear that if you do it again I-"
"Zuzuuuuuuuu." The slightly quiet, extremely childlike and cute whine came from down the hall.
All faces and eyes turned their heads to look and see a shirtless Tobi in knee high boxers and messed up hair standing in the hall. He looked completely tiered as he yawned like a cat and rubbed his eye with the heel of his palm. The whole performance just showed innocence and really it was quite adorable. His face contorted in pain when he steadied himself from falling over. He was dead tiered and the only thing that had woken the boy up was how he was cold, seeing as the sheets hadn't been heated by Zuzu's body heat. And he had known that he had not been in bed with him…plus the fact that he accidently rolled off the bed causing his pain in his lower back to expand had a part in waking him up.
His eyes were still blurred from the new found light in the hall as he rubbed them from itchiness. Like I said he was still extremely tiered and groggy so he wasn't really paying attention to the bunch of stares aimed his way or how Zetsu had pinned Hidan to the floor with his body weight.
"Zuzu…come on its cold and it hurts to stand." Tobi said sleepily as he finally looked ahead of him clearly enough, "What?"
"You are so cute at times." Sasori smirked after the comment seeing as how it made the younger boy blush.
"Shut up…"
Zetsu smiled softly as he stood up and glanced at Tobi, "Coming!" He yelled happily then looked around him realizing Hidan was scared shitless on the floor, "Um…opps?"
"No need to be sorry over it. He deserved it." Deidara shrugged his shoulders at the male as he watched Zetsu pick up his water's and pain medications and hurry up to Tobi who was still standing up a bit uncomfortable and tired.
"You okay?" Zetsu whispered.
"Yeah…" Tobi smiled softly while blushing slightly at the concern, "Just tired and some pain. Plus I rolled out of bed and banged my knee…"
"I got something to help you." He whispered and picked up the 18 year old so that the older male was giving him a piggy back ride into their bedroom. It might of only be a few steps away but that didn't mean that Zetsu couldn't act all sweet.
The silence from earlier had returned and morphed into astonishment. Zetsu just went totally ape on Hidan's quivering ass and he just turned back to normal by the sound of Tobi's voice. No manipulative schemes to cause Zetsu to turn back to normal. Just…Tobi.
"F-Fucking bastard!" Hidan yelled.
"You deserved whatever threat you got." Sasori sighed and got up from the floor and into the kitchen. He was starving by now and he just wanted something to eat and he didn't want to order any takeout again.
"Fuck off Sasori!"
Kakazu let out a long breath as he actually got up from the couch to help Hidan up off of the floor again for the second time that day and laughed when he got the same reaction as he had the first time. Hidan swearing at him while a pink tinge stained his cheeks.
He laughed at the childish reaction causing a deeper glare to appear from the jashinist.
"Oh don't give me that look; you deserved it for acting like an ass."
"Shut up bastard."
"You should have given yourself that advice."
"Again, shut up bastard."
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AN- First off I know I probably won't have really code names but I could find a way for them. hmmm...idiocy really is fun when im dead tierd and it is only 1:40 where i live. Okay…now:
Hidan needs to learn how to shut up. Really. Anyway I know this chapter is really random and I'm sorry but there's gonna be some sappy parts next one, Naruto's POV ^^ its gonna be awhile I gotta catch up on a few things. It's gonna be earlier though!
…I'm making a short story possibly 5 chapters long SasuNaru and it's gonna have lemons second or third chapter. For Sasuke's birthday that was on Saturday. He's Effing legal now! I love my Sasuke!
Also read Freaks and Revelations its a really good book and theres yaoi in it...
Anyway
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