"How the bloody hell did I get stuck with a frog like you?" stated England.
"What do you mean by that," France asked.
"Oh never mind, now what do we do to find America and Canada?"
"Oh that is simple….our love for them will draw them closer and when they are close enough we pounce on them," he said with a rape face. Making England look at him as if he were serious.
"You did not just say that…really you would say that about our old colonies?" England said. France was opening his mouth to reply but was stopped by England. "I meant it in a rhetorical way, don't answer it." Besides I definitely don't want to know he thought. They kept on walking until they heard something coming from one of the large meeting rooms. When they opened the doors they saw Canada and America….
They were both wielding light sabers just like in America's Star Wars movies. America was wearing a dark brown cloak and the usual robes of a Jedi underneath it. So basically he looked like Obi wan Kenobi. Canada on the other hand was wearing all black and wielding a red light saber he was also wearing a black helmet that made weird noises. They were flipping and jumping of furniture. It was almost like watching the real thing but with more complex and difficult moves. Suddenly they both turned to France and England both wearing identically emotionless faces. They then leapt toward their old caretakers and pointed their light sabers at their necks. Both France and England were sweating buckets.
"Um…now…Listen here you two…what do you think you're doing?" England stuttered. The two brothers were both wearing grins that the Cheshire cat would be jealous of.
"Well you see," said Canada.
"It's rather simple," finished America.
"Just one word…"
"Can you guess what that word is?" France and England were both too preoccupied on guessing what they were talking about. If they were to pay attention they would have seen America replace his light saber for a baseball bat and Canada's for a hockey stick.
"THAT WORD IS REVENGE!," they both yelled in unison and both bashed their respective caretakers upside the head. "Take that Bitches," they said and bro fisted each other. They both carried them away to the same elevator/closet and met South Korea and China there. China was already in the closet knocked out so they just threw England and France in there as well.
First off France was dropped off at a French hating committee. That well beat the crap out of French people. (I think you can guess what happened to France). China was dropped off some place dark. When he turned on the lights he was terrified to see…that all his Hello Kitty plushies all had mouths. OH the horror…
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU!
In England's opinion he had by far the worst…..he was entered into a frog leg eating contest and he had to win or else they would ban him from speaking to his "magical friends", eating his wonderful *cough*horrible*cough* cooking and using magic.
"Attention everyone, Phase 5 is now complete," America stated. "Almost time for Phase 6, the final phase." They all arrived at HQ which was basically a secret monitoring room. They had all videotaped the others reactions to their many, many interesting personalities or sides.
After what felt like hours but actually turned out to be only 10 minutes. The nations were finally freed. But to only end up surrounded by the nations whose curls they had pulled.
"NEVER….PULL…OUR CURLS AGAIN! GOT IT?" demanded America and Canada. He was pointing his special baseball bat with the questionable stains and nails coming from it in different directions at the nations. Canada was wielding his favorite hockey stick as well. They all nodded super fast trying hard not to pee their pants. "Good, you guys ready to go back to normal now?" he asked the other nations whose curls were pulled. They all nodded and left the room; they then came back as their usual selves.
They were all pretty tuckered out so they left right after they were back to normal. But before Canada and America left they said something that would most likely scar the other nations physically and mentally for the rest of their unnaturally long lives.
"By the way you guys, because you guys pulled our curls and the fact that we were trying to prevent this from happening. The other nations and us agreed in an unanimous vote... We can now change into our other personalities whenever we want….Oh and by the way pull our curls again and you'll go through much worse then what you went through today...Well on that happy note we'll be leaving now." They said in unison. With that said they both left the other nations as pale as ghosts.
"All in favor of never pulling their curls say Aye!" Germany yelled.
"AYE!" they all yelled as if their lives depended on it. (It sort of did. Oh and by the way sorry for typing run on sentences. Also I'm sorry if I didn't include certain characters, I don't really know them as well as the others. I'm on my break right now. So this was what happens when you try and update as much as I am. Oh crap I'm ranting now).
On that day they realized that if they ever wanted to pull one of their curls again they were asking for a death wish.