Omake
Guess what happened at the bar? You guessed England is drunk off his a** and guess what he did? The most stupidest thing any sane person would do….. He pulled America's curl when they went through all the pain and consequences of pulling them. When he pulled America's curl he was face with 2P America.
"Huh seriously after telling you not to pull my curl you do?" 2P America asked.
"W….hata araio jtaling abaiot?" he asked slurring his words. (What are you talking about?)
"Oh great….he's drunk….again. Dear god I was scared enough as a child…" he mumbled to himself. Just then a devious thought came to his head. He quickly took out his phone from his pocket.
"Hey bro…" he said.
"What do you want Al?" he stated.
"Let me guess France is drunk off of his a** and he just pulled your curl…didn't he?"
"Yeah…how the hell did you know?"
"Let me just say the same thing happened to me but with mommy England."
"Wait…you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Canada.
"Does it involve possible blackmail material and getting back at them for scaring us at such a young age….then yes we're thinking the same thing," America said grinning into the phone. "So where are you guys?"
"Just in front of a random bar…wait is that you over there across the street?" Canada replied. America looked across the street to see Canada in his usual red sweatshirt with the White maple leaf in the center.
"Dude meet you over at the car, you know the black jeep…yeah that one." He hung up afterward and picked up England as if he were nothing, same with Canada but with France.
"Okay now what?" Canada asked.
"You do know that we're in London right? And England's house isn't that far from here so?"
"You're planning on stripping them down to their boxers, putting them into the same bed and taking pictures of them at weird angles….aren't you?"
"Dude you know me so well," America stated.
"Hey, America." Canada said.
"Yeah Canada?" America replied.
"Isn't Karma a bitch?"
"Oh yes she is."
The next morning England found himself stripped down to his boxers. How he got into his house he may never know. He rubbed the sleep away from his eyes and he found himself looking straight at France who was looking straight back at him….
3…2….1…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH" screeched England and France at the same time. It was so loud that Canada and America could hear it all the way back north. They both flat out broke out in laughter.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED YOU FROG!?"
"How should I know? I am as confused as you are and I have no clue what happened last night."
"Oh Dear lord. We cannot tell anyone about this at all." England stated.
"Agreed, but who knows maybe we liked it…." France and his perverted self said.
"Get out of my house you bloody perv." England said kicked France out of his house. Literally he literally kicked France in the a** out of his home.